Last time, on The Gang IN-COLOR…

After visiting Crystal Park, The Gang, along with Asahi Sakurai and Michelle Nevins, visited the park, in order to stop Sailor Mercury, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter. They were split into four teams of two, in different areas where the Senshis are located. In Sakura City Area, Percival and Steven C confronted the brainy and charming Sailor Mercury. In an instant, Percival, with powers from Lance Sackless's gynoid girlfriend, destroyed the evil Sailor Scout, revealing to be a decoy, only to set them up. That was just ONE robot girl. But… Percival smelled a rat.

He thought, "This doesn't make any sense… A Robot Ami Mizuno was here, but another person was already here. It couldn't be Yuri. She was with us. Unless…"

He shook his head and thought, "No. It couldn't be. Or could it?"

Chapter 36
Sailor Senshi Attack (Part 4)
Kinnikuman y La Fisura de Júpiter

At the Night City Area in Crystal Park, Farra and Heather entered the arena, posing as agents for Kinnikuman, who is in the building. They entered the building, as they were at the door of Kinnikuman, which has a face on the door, with a horn and a pig nose. Heather said, "Peter & Mizuki have seen him in movies. Good to meet him, face-to-face. They'll be SO jealous~!"

Farra said, "We may need his help. He's no Mil Máscaras. But he is worthy of a superhero. Besides, how bad can he be? I read his bios… He started as a loser, abandoned by his parents, Mayumi and Sayuri Kinniku. But in time, he grew to be King of Muscle Planet. During the Alternate World Mind Fuck, he returned to the Earth, as a movie star and Hulk Hogan-esque pro wrestler. That means he's not retiring."

Heather said, "Damn. I never knew about him. But if the worlds are fixed, he can go back to his planet."

She knocked the door, as a voice called, "Enter!"

Farra said, "That must be Kinnikuman."

They entered his dressing room, as they are in the presence of Suguru Kinniku, a.k.a. Kinnikuman, dressed in his red trunks and boots, with a ripped and muscular body. He has a mask with a huge fin, big eyes, a pig nose, and baboon lips. He turned to the girls and said, "OH! Pretty girls~!"

Farra said to her, "See… He's also a girl-hunter. But he's married."

Kinnikuman smiled, "Well, what brings you here? You came to see my autograph?"

Heather said, "Well, this and that, but…"

Farra said, "We need your help, Suguru Kinniku."

He asked, "What, me?"

Farra responded, "We are from AAW. I am Farra Stevens-Gaynes, and this is my partner, Heather Dunn-Nevins."

Heather bowed, "Nice to meet you."

He smiled, "Aw, you're too cute to be officers. Anyway, what is the trouble, this time? Buffaloman? Akuma Shogun arose again? Neptuneman? Or is it that Kinkotsuman, again?"

Farra said, "Neither. Sailor Jupiter."

Kinnikuman asked, "Eh?"

Farra showed him a picture and said, "Here's the pre-transformed pic of Sailor Jupiter; alias – Makoto Kino. She is a powerful Sailor Scout-turned-rogue."

Kinnikuman blushed, "AH! She's too hot!"

He drooled, but he calmed down, "Ladies, I am amazed by your offer. But it is against my will to fight women. Throughout my days as a Choujin, I have beaten the best, including Robin Mask, Ramenman, Warsman, the dMp, the Devil Knights, and most recently, I have scored a pinfall victory in a WWE Live Event against Heath Slater! NAH, HA, HA, HA, HA! He's not even worth my time."

He huffed in a serious voice, "He no tsuppari wa iran desu yo."

Heather gasped, "OOH! Kotoba no imi wa yoku wakaran ga, tonikaku sugoi jishin da!"

Farra asked, "Did I hear an echo?"

She asked him, "Any reason why you chose not to fight?"

Kinnikuman smiled, "I'm a huge fan of Sailor Moon. I even give Mari-san and Bibinba the Super S Makeup. I gave it to Mari-san, as a birthday gift; to Bibinba in our anniversary."

Heather said, "That was so nice of you. I believe you wanted to win her heart, after that. But seriously, no matter what lies you hear, Sailor Jupiter says the makeup is bullshit. I, however, enjoy it…"

He asked, "Nani? False advertisements?! I hate it! I refuse to let this happen! You two know of Jupiter?"

Heather replied, "We never met her, but we've heard bad things."

Farra added, "She's right. So, will you assist us?"

He said, in a bold voice, "Indeed I will. I, King Suguru Kinniku, a.k.a. Kinnikuman, will help out the AAW, and stop the lies of an evil corporate mudslinging slander! If anybody wants to ruin Mari-san's heart, it's over my dead body!"

Farra cheered, "Will you help us?"

Kinnikuman posed, "Hai! So desu ne! I will help the AAW, since Robin Mask is in the UN. Maybe he'll bring me into the United Nations and get rid of that Kiku Honda."

Heather said, "This calls for a Skit!"

She said to the 4th wall, "This portion of The Skit is brought to you by Kinniku Gyudon! It's quick, tasty, and can even predict the weather!"

Kinnikuman said to the 4th wall, "Peter Giese! THIS is how you do a Gyudon Ondo!"

He does his Gyudon Dance:
"All I need is Gyudon for three hundred years!
It's fast, and delicious, and very cheap, too!
(A cow bonks on Kinnikuman's head)
Guoh…"

He added, "All Giese did was changed the lyrics to my song…"

The Gang's Skit… BEGIN!
(In Play Form, Farra and Heather are dressed as announcers, with Michael Cole, ringside)

(Cole): Hello, everyone! This is Michael Cole, ringside, with Farra Stevens and Heather Dunn, as we begin our match! Kinnikuman, in action, against one of WWE's finest superstars!

(Farra): It's a huge match. We'd love to see King Suguru in action.

(Heather): So, I figure that we may use a former WWE Legend for this match.

(Kinnikuman enters the ring, dressed in a Beatles attire, complete with mop-top)

(Kinnikuman): She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Gonna fart, fart, fart!
Gonna fart in five seconds!

(Farra): Are you kidding me?

Heather said, as play form ended, "Seems to me that Kinnikuman never changes. He makes ridiculous entrances, for a beefcake man."

The crowd laughs, as Kinnikuman held up the Choujin Crown Belt. A wrestler entered the ring.

Michael Cole said, "Indeed. Who will be his opponent?"

The entranceway shows, as a wrestler with red tights appear, with a bald head and red jacket. He raised his fists and pumped up and down.

Cole said, "And here's the opponent for Kinnikuman. He is the former United States Champion, Cesaro."

Cesaro enters the ring, as he shouted at Kinnikuman, in five languages. Kinnikuman giggled, "I have no idea what you said."

DING!

Cole announced, "And there's the bell!"

Farra said, "This is a mismatch! A former US Champion from Switzerland versus a Choujin Champion from Japan! This is an International Battle!"

Kinnikuman grabs Cesaro in the waist, but Cesaro slams his fists into his back. He grabbed him and does a huge brain buster on the King.

Cole shouted, "OH! And the brain buster!"

Farra shouted, "Cesaro goes for the pin! OH! He kicked out at 0.5!"

Heather asked, "0.5?"

Farra snuffed, "The referee never made the count."

Kinnikuman lifted Cesaro up, as he grabs him in a suplex. He calls out, "Let's end this skit, quickly!"

Cesaro broke out and slammed his head with a European Uppercut. He fell, out cold, as Cesaro signals the end. He grabbed Kinnikuman by the legs and began to swing around.

Cole shouted, "And this is it! Cesaro will finish that loser, Kinnikuman, with the patented Cesaro Swing!"

Farra said, "And the Cesaro Swing is unique. The giant swing cal last up to 5 to 10 swing intervals. Cesaro, however, can go up to over 20 intervals."

Heather sobbed, "It's like that ride in the amusement park, involving the Whirly-Bird ride, which Heather threw up her lunch, after the ride was over…"

Farra and Cole stepped back, as Farra gagged, "Ew…"

Cesaro continued to swing, as Kinnikuman screamed in horror, "JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!"

Cesaro let go, after he swung around for thirty seconds. Farra moaned, "32 swings?!"

Heather was dizzy, as he moaned, "Forget the Whirly-Bird. Cesaro's Cesaro Swing makes me dizzier… and dizzier… and dizzier… and dizzier… and dizzier… and look out, Camera 5, because I'm going to be sick."

Farra gave Heather a barf bag, as she puked in it.

Cesaro laughed, as he grabbed Kinnikuman in a piledriver position. Cole announced, "And now, Cesaro is going to finish him off with The Neutralizer!"

Heather said to the 4th wall, "The Neutralizer is another name for the Gotch Piledriver. You grab your opponent in the piledriver, you see, and you clamp your arms around the left thigh, and plummets him down to the canvas. Another term for it is the Cradle Piledriver. Thank you, Earl Gotch!"

Farra added, to the 4th wall, "Being of Swiss heritage, The Neutralizer is aptly named for Cesaro, since Switzerland is known to be of Neutral Territory, during wars, such as World War I, World War II, and others."

Cesaro grabs Kinnikuman in the Gotch Piledriver, as he lifts him up. He called out to the crowd, "Gotch! YA!"

He jumped up, grabbed his legs, and called out again, "One of the 48 Deadly Techniques – Kinniku Buster!"

He lifted him up in a suplex and grabbed his legs, while his head is by his.

SLAM!
"OOH!" Farra cried, "The dreaded Kinniku Buster!"

The referee counted, as Kinnikuman pins Cesaro, "ONE! TWO! TRES!"

The announcer called, "The winner and STILL Choujin Crown World Heavyweight Champion, Kinnikuman!"

Cole said, "That was a close match! An emotional comeback victory for Kinnikuman."

He then winked, "And hey! I get cameo money, too."

BONK!
The Gang Girls slammed Michael Cole with the mallet, as Heather cheered, "YAY! YAY! SUGURU!"

Farra then read the black device, seeing a small dot, from far away. She said, "No way! It's coming from the Choujin Nightclub and All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Buffet!"

Farra called to Kinnikuman, "Suguru! Suguru! La señal! La señal!"

And this is when most of the cast speaks Spanish, for this part of the arc…

Kinnikuman said, "Ha, ha, ha! Skit's over! Duty calls!"

He flew off, as Heather cried out, "WAIT! You don't know where it is at!"

She sighed, "He left."

Farra said, "We'll meet there. I told him the location."

Heather asked, "Is it okay if we speak Spanish, now?"

Minutes later, Farra and Heather examined the entire ballroom floor, as Kinnikuman, in his floral tuxedo, was munching on some food. Heather asked the dancer, who was wearing a sequin red dress, "Now, tell me what happened here…"

The dancer replied, "Well, we were all dancing, as the music was soothing and clear, when all of a sudden, there was this pitch black fog in the room. After that, a figure just jumped off and swiped my boyfriend, Canadianman!"

She sobbed, as Kinnikuman said, "Loser. Why did he show up, again?"

Heather said, "This could be a clue. Anybody else disappeared?"

The woman said, "Well, there were a few other Choujins that vanished… Beauty Rhodes, Skull Boze, The Magician, uh… Dynamite Piper, Quartzman, Curry Cook, Pentagon, Junkman…"

Heather halted her and said, "Okay, we get it. About twenty Choujins disappeared… and we believe that an evil woman has been responsible for this. We believe it's Sailor Jupiter."

The woman cried, "NO! Not THE Sailor Jupiter! She can never be that evil!"

Farra called to the two, "Hold on. Un momento…"

She found a green mask with a 4 on the top. She said, "That's the sign of Jupiter."

A man in a tuxedo asked, "Jupiter? ¿Qué es Júpiter?"

Kinnikuman spoke, "Kentō. Farra-san?"

She shrugged her shoulders, as Heather rubbed her chin. Kinnikuman thought, "Interesting…"

Heather replied, "Interesante…"

Farra replied, "We'll find out who is behind the mask of this foul Rudo. For now, we'll track him or her down."

The woman shouted, "Please… don't let it be Sailor Jupiter! She's a wonderful woman!"

Heather said, "We'll handle it. Maybe she is, and maybe she isn't… It depends on who owns this mask."

Farra said, "Kinnikuman! Heather! Let's roll!"

They dashed off, as the woman smiled, "Oh… Those two girls are amazing… except they got the huge masked man there. I'm glad he didn't get captured."

XXXXX

Heather was driving in a black car, as she and Farra were sitting shotgun. Kinnikuman was in the back. Heather drove to many places, close to the night city.

Heather asked, "You sure you're reading this right?"

Farra said, holding her black GPS device, "20 meters. It's on the way… and not moving…"

Heather sighed, "I bet you're reading it wrong."

Farra said, "North. Make a left."

The car turned left, as Kinnikuman asked, "Uh, why are we driving? Shouldn't we just fly there?"

Heather barked, "No. You reek of garlic, when you fly."

She sniffed, "UGH! Who farted?"

Kinnikuman giggled, as the girls gagged and fell off of their seats. Farra clenched her nose and shouted, "DAMMIT, SUGURU! CHANGE YOUR PANTS!"

Suguru smiled, "Sorry. He no tsuppari wa iran desu yo."

Farra said, "He's worse off than Peter…"

Heather said, "Even in noxious gas, what confidence!"

They rolled down the windows, as the car drove to an abandoned office building. Farra read the sign, "Mm-hmm… Makoto Máscara Compañía. It means Makoto Mask Company. It's got to be a front, since Kino used to work for Super S Industries."

Kinnikuman said, "But if she stole all the fellow Choujins, wouldn't we know that?"

Farra stated, "Well, picture the situation. Makoto, wearing a green luchadorá mask, snuck in and used a smokescreen to grab all the Choujins available. If she were Sailor Jupiter, she'd use thunder or oak. Anyway, Makoto would use her evil plan to snatch all the Choujins in the dance floor. Now… The only question is… why?"

She held up the black device and said, "Kinnikuman, we may as well found your fellow Choujins you respected. Why, during our trip, we read that Jesse Maivia was kidnapped, also. But we didn't care. And our culprit is in this place."

Heather said, "Hey, maybe it's the same as the mask. Look."

Kinnikuman gasped and said, "It's from the same company!"

The label read: Makoto Máscara Compañía. Heather continued, "She must've made this mask, as well. Maybe… Maybe… She wants to remove ALL of the masks from the Choujins!"

Kinnikuman replied, "Naw. That would be ridiculous. Some of my friends are Choujins, and they don't wear a mask."

Farra said, "He's right. We're at a dead end. We know Makoto Kino is responsible… but why would she go through kidnapping, in order to achieve glory?"

Heather asked, "Do you think we should meet her and ask? I know it sounds stupid, but she is proprietor of the building."

Farra looked up and said, "Only one way to find out. Kinnikuman, you stay behind Heather. I'll lead the way."

They stepped out of the car, as they entered the office building. Farra went to the receptionist's desk and flashed her AAW Badge.

Farra said, "AAW – Alliance Across the World. We would like a moment with Makoto Kino… Now!"

The receptionist with blonde hair said, "Sure. I'll patch you three in."

She called to the intercom, "Miss Kino, a Miss Stevens, Miss Dunn, and Kinnikuman are here to see you."

A voice said, "Envíelas."

They went to the hallway, as they headed to Makoto's office.

Heather asked, "Hey, I wonder if she knew about us."

Farra groaned in anger, "Dude… Enough of your sick thoughts. Besides, this is, by far, the easiest job we had, and I didn't risk injury."

Kinnikuman asked, "Yeah, why do you have your arm in a sling?"

Farra responded, "I was shot. But it's healing, soon."

He smiled, "Ah, no worries. You'll be fine, Farra-san."

They approached the door, which said, "Makoto Kino – Super S Villain".

Heather said, "Super S Villain?"

Farra snuffed, "If they only knew."

She knocked at the door, as a woman called, "Come in!"

They entered the office, which was huge, with green paneling. Kinnikuman shivered, "It feels like Kryptonite…"

Heather said, "Do you even have a weakness?"

Farra shushed her, as she bellowed, "Makoto Kino, I presume?"

The woman reveals to be a girl with brown hair, done in a ponytail, a gray school uniform, and two wristbands. She smiled and said, "Welcome. As you may have known, I look like a traditional super villain… but you and I both know that."

Kinnikuman asked her, "Makoto Kino, we would like a word with you, about missing Choujins."

Heather said, "Miss Stupid, I-."

Makoto sat up and summoned them, "Come closer."

They walked forward, as Kinnikuman stood on a tile with an X on it.

Farra asaked, "So, anyway…"

Heather barked, "Just tell us, already!"

Makoto laughed, "¡Insensatos! ¡Bobos!"

Farra looked down, as Kinnikuman asked, "Uh, why she speaking Spanish?"

Farra screamed, "It's a trap!"

Heather cried, "Ah, what?"

Makoto winked, as she pulled the lever, "You think?"

The door opened, as Farra and Heather plummeted into the black hole. Kinnikuman was floating in midair, frightened and shaking.

"NO! Shuwacchi! Shuwacchi! Shuwacchiiiiiiiiii!" He shrieked, as he, too, fell into the trap door.

Makoto cackled, as she left her office. She held up a green and gold pen and said, "Now, to call for my most evil plan! I am not always nice. But Sailor Moon promised us to destroy the intruders."

She dashed off, as the Gang Girls and Kinnikuman were down below.

Moments later, Farra and Heather were tied-up in a chair, as Makoto appeared in front of them. She smirked, "Welcome, AAW Fools… Or should I say, Bienvenido a su perdición. I've learned Spanish, since this place is known mostly for lucha libre. Of course, some of you are fluent in it."

Farra barked, "My heritage is Spanish, since I am from Florida! Heather is, too!"

Heather said, "Actually, I'm British…"

Farra gasped, "Really?"

Heather snickered, "No! I'm just joshing her! I'm Irish. Dunn is Irish, as is my husband, Steven Nevins."

Farra asked, "Isn't your hubby British?"

She explained to Farra in an Irish accent, "Me old granddad was Irish…"

She spoke in a British accent, "And my grandmother was of British heritage. And I came from his side. But I'm full-blooded American. Besides, I learn Spanish, during my trip to Sao Paulo; that and Portuguese."

She concluded, "But my dad is American… One hopes."

Farra sighed, "Aye caramba…"

Makoto said, "Are you done?"

Heather said, "Heather Dunn."

She laughed at her, as Makoto sighed, "Jerk."

Farra griped, as she tried to break free, "If the fighting and jeering is done, I'd like to know why you, Sailor Jupiter, have a right to capture all the Choujins in Night City!"

Makoto held up a slide projector and said, "Mi plan diabólico!"

The slideshow starts, as images appears on the screen, of some Choujins kidnapped, by a masked Jupiter, "First, I capture all the weak and powerful Choujins, aside from you…"

The next slide shows Farra, Heather, and a huge pig man being tied in rope, "And then, I lure you here, easily, just so I can surrender to you. IDIOTÁS!"

The slide shows the Choujins in huge glass chambers, "And then… with help from the Millennium Crystal, I can syphon all their energy, including the strongest, and produce a NEW threat and attraction to Crystal Park!"

The final slide shows a huge Youma, with Choujin power, "And with this, I shall create, not a Youma, not a Choujin, but a Sup-! Eh?"

In reality, the slide shows Makoto, having fun with three masked wrestlers. She then huffed, changing the slide, "Wrong slide…"

The real final slide shows a huge Youma, with Choujin power, "And with this, I shall create, not a Youma, not a Choujin, but a Super Power Choujin Youma, so I can take over the whole park!"

Heather asked, "Eh? No es el mundo?"

Makoto said, "Ah, bueno… EL MUNDO!"

She said to the 4th wall, "In case you're not listening, El Mundo means The World."

She cackled evilly, as Farra shouted, "YOU'RE MAD! ¡Imposible!"

Makoto asked, "Imposible bleh-bleh?"

Heather replied, "Bleh-Bleh! What have you done with Kinnikuman?"

Makoto showed Kinnikuman, who was tied in a glass chamber, stuck tightly. She then said, "Kinnikuman's Ultimate Muscle is what I need to produce the BIGGEST Choujin Youma in the world."

She showed a huge female monster, with a ripped body and green and black tights. She then introduced, "I present to you, El Trueno…"

Meaning "The Thunder"

The girls gasped, as Farra moved her right arm and said, "I can get us out of this, Heather, but you stick with me."

Heather said, "I hear you. That woman is a freak."

Makoto grabbed Farra's cast and said, "Oh, no, no, no, no. Before I present and produce my freak of nature that not even Scott Steiner or Goldberg cannot match, I shall have to do away with you two losers."

Heather snapped, "You wouldn't dare to try it!"

XXXXX

Farra snuffed, "You wouldn't DARE to try it… Thanks a lot, Heather!"

The girls were hanging over a huge tank of scolding hot green tea. Makoto said, "This green tea is super spicy. Soon after El Trueno is born, you two will be dunked to your deaths… burning inside the hot tea that will burn your skin… at 50 degrees Celsius."

Farra shouted, "Fifty Degrees Celsius?! That's like 100 degrees in boiling water!"

Heather stated, "Hey, Daniel Gabriel. It's 122 degrees Fahrenheit."

Farra said, "Same thing."

Makoto pulled the lever, as Kinnikuman and the other Choujins were zapped, while Farra and Heather were slowly being lowered to the vat of hot tea.

"Heather cannot die like this…" she sobbed, "How will I live? Adios, mi amigo grande…"

Kinnikuman tried to break free, seething in anger and pain, as he tried to break free.

"I promise you," he thought, "Even for my friends and fellow Choujins, including my friendly women that assisted me, I won't give up! I am the 58th King of Muscle Planet, son of Mayumi, and the Greatest Superhero EVER!"

He tried his might, but he couldn't break free. Has Sailor Jupiter won?

Farra sobbed, "Already it's long, and we're already done for… Someone end this chapter, now!"

ZOUNDS! Farra and Heather are getting a tea bath, as soon-to-be tea leaves. Kinnikuman is in danger, as El Trueno is about to be birthed by Makoto Kino, a.k.a. Sailor Jupiter.
By the gods, let's celebrate with Farra and Heather Tea! But will they escape and rescue Kinnikuman? My answer is NO! Why?
Find out, next week… Same KIN time… Same KIN channel…

To be continued…

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