Somewhere in the human world, something was amiss. It was late at night and it looked like a gang was meeting up. A man with a red mask with a nose sticking really far out looked up from the water of the pier they were on. "Is everyone here?" He asked.
A fire lit in the hands of another person. "The rays of Sunerti (I couldn't catch it, that's what it sounded like), deputy minister of monster Industries, present." A pale, long-haired, creepy, thin guy said, with the fire in his hand.
A giant man then slammed his foot down, laughing evilly. "The sea monk of Awa and captain of Special Forces is here!" He said.
Then, a freaky little dude jumped onto the big guy's shoulder. "The ghost bird or Eos and Captain of the guard is present as well!" He said in an annoying, high-pitched tone like Weevil Underwood in the NON-abridged Yu-Gi-Oh series.
"Now, thanks to the 3 of you, we have finally managed to conquer all of Shikoko. I, the goblin of Tosa, am grateful." The leader said.
"So, starting tomorrow, we begin our long awaited push into Kansai, right?" The fire dude asked (by the way, sorry if I'm spelling any of these wrong).
"Oh, yes, that whole area must be crawling with CRAZY scary monsters, wouldn't you agree?!" The annoying pipsqueak asked.
The big guy laughed arrogantly at that moment. "With the combined power of us 4 fighting together, NOTHING'S gonna stop us!" He said (Oh, how wrong you are...).
"It's been a while, but shall we?" The leader asked, then raised his fist. "All hail monster industries!" He shouted.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" They all shouted, fist-pumping.
Elsewhere, in the daytime...
We were riding the bus into the human world for a field trip, the 4 badasses of the group resting up from an intense sparring match that I won with the greatest effort and intense finishing move.
Flashback of the finishing move...
"Flames of Hell run cold!" I said, standing in a pillar of hellfire as the others rushed it, then blasted it outward, destroying a 40 foot radius of the landscape and taking down Damion, Draco and Nicolas at once, before collapsing."Did everyone see that, because I will NOT be doing it again." I panted.
Back to now...
"Alright, folks, if you look over to the left, you can see the Mijo castle. And next, please look over to the right hand." Ruby said, holding her right hand out, then it zoomed in on her hand with a beauty anime background behind it. "On my right hand, that is." She said flirtatiously, causing all the guys except us and (surprisingly) Tsukune to freak out and have hearts for eyes.
"Really you pervs? It's her hand! You're freaking out about one of the least sexual body parts of the human- er, witch, anatomy." I said, annoyed.
"Selene?" Damion said, annoyed.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Everyone must suffer." Selene said, taking her wooden sword from her bag.
They then got up and started hitting every guy on the bus and sat back down as if nothing happened.
"What is Ruby doing here?" Tsukune asked.
"Holy shit, he asked a good question!" I said, shocked.
"Wait a minute, when did you become a tour bus guide?" Moka asked, happily.
"Well it's... Such a long story." She said.
"Not again..." Tsukune and I both said, sweatdropping.
"Yes and this one's the longest story of them all." She said, doing the- oh, you know what happens by now...
"Hey, jackass, where do you get off making our Ruby cry?!" A fatter guy said, leaning over his seat to scream at Tsukune.
"She won't be the only one crying when we're done with you!" Another guy snapped.
"You're right there: Once I'm done with you, you'll sure as hell by crying." I said, turning to face them, now having Spawn's appearance, glaring at them with evil green eyes, scaring them shitless, Damion trying to contain his laughter.
"Hey, Tsukune, come here." Damion said, gesturing for him to lean in closer.
"Huh?" He said, leaning closer to Damion. "What's up?"
"When you learn not to be a jackass, it will also be the day someone will like you. Do not, and I repeat, do not ruin Ruby's moments. It's all she gets in the show." The vampire said angrily.
"Sorry." He said.
"Yeah, I gotta say, that's pretty fucked up, she only gets like one line an episode. Still, I guess it's more than Gin gets. We haven't seen him since, what, the second episode?" I asked.
Meanwhile, Lady and Moka were both looking at me, thinking very similar things:
Moka: (Now, that we're on this trip together, Sai and I can...)
Lady: (This will be a nice break for Sai and I. We can get a little distance from the others and maybe we could some more alone time than we normally get at school.)
Unbeknownst to us, however, we had a certain pursuer riding a bike just behind us, the perv-cam (that's what I call it whenever they focus on perverted shots) giving us a clue who it is with her knee socks and bat-print panties, plus A LITTLE bit of her red blazer. "If you think you can get away from me just by running off into the human world, you've got another thing coming!" Kokoa shouted, but then the bus took off at insane speeds, leaving her in the dust (wait, this is so inconsistent! She can't keep up with the bus, yet she can outrun a dude speeding in a sport's car built for speed, a cop and a BULLET TRAIN in the next episode! WHAT?!)
The bus pulled into a parking spot and Ms. Nekonome stood up. "Alright! Now that we've arrived, it's time for us to break up and start our group activities!" She said cheerfully.
"Break up? But I thought we were so happy!" I whispered jokingly to Damion and Draco.
"Lol!" Draco laughed.
"You're such a fucking idiot." Damion said, laughing.
"I want to remind all of you that revealing your monster identity is strictly forbidden even on a school trip and that rule applies until we get back to the academy!" She said again, raising her tail.
"Hi, kettle, name's pot, how you doing?" I asked.
"Ms. Nekonome, I think we get the gist of what we aren't supposed to do. And something tells me that we're gonna be in for a very boring surprise this trip..." Damion said.
"But, Miss! Your tail!" A girl student warned her.
"Meow?" She asked.
Kurumu, meanwhile, looked fiercely determined. "Last time it was that snow bitch, then before that, Yukari. It won't be long now before it's my turn to play a lead! Hell yeah! And now that Sai and I are on this trip together, we can finally-!" She started, before realizing everyone else had already gone (She never played the lead in an episode. The only one she ever lead was her debut as the villainess). "Wait up! Come on you guys, don't leave me here!" She shouted.
"Hurry, faster!" I said, running away.
Later...
We were at a small Japanese temple-looking place, Mizore and Yukari watching the fish. "Wow! Those fish sure look hungry." Yukari said.
"My sister had a big thing of fish a lot like this back home. Only it has a lot more fish and it's bigger. Just like my house. It's built sort of like this, only it looks fit for an emperor." I said.
"Do you have to make it seem like you have the best stuff?" Nicolas asked.
"Hey, my clan is rich and we like to show it. Besides, we need big places, since we have a big family. Hell, there are 20 people living in my house for my immediate family." I explained. "Besides, it's MY fanfiction."
"See? Can't beat him." Draco said.
The non-unique characters meanwhile, were now feeding the fish and were incredibly fascinated by the simpleness of fish eating. "Wow, check it out, they're eating it like they really like it, huh?" Kurumu asked.
"Yes, Kurumu, fish do that. All animals do. It's nothing to get excited over." I said.
Suddenly, from further away, we heard this. "Way to go, Captain! That fish looks delicious!" Some dude called out.
We looked over to the far end to see some ENORMOUS guy in the pond, looking like he was eating something. "WHAT. THE. FUCK." Draco, Damion, Nicolas and I said all at once. Upon a closer look, we were all in shock to see he was eating on of the fish out of the pond.
"Awkeward." Draco said.
"I've seen a lot worse than that." Damion said.
"I wouldn't wanna know what his breath smells like." Selene said, disgusted.
"Ditto." Her brother agreed.
He merely laughed, proud of himself. "There sure ain't nothing like eating 'em raw, is there?!" He laughed, then turned to them. "Hey, are you guys gonna have a go at it or not?" He asked.
I then landed on the railing in between them, my trench coat altered to look like Spawn's cape (which is , by the way. Seriously, when you get the chance, watch the animated series on YouTube, he can do as much with the cape as he does with the chains). "No. They're not." I said in a badass tone, looking between them all, scaring the smaller guys shitless.
"Who the hell are you?!" The big guy asked, rushing in, but I merely sent a chain out from nowhere and smacked him in the face, knocking him under the water, casually walking back to the group.
"Who the heck are those guys?" Yukari asked.
"Maybe they're on a school trip, too." Tsukune suggested awkwardly.
The 4 badasses deadpanned at this moment, all looking at him like he was dumb as hell, all saying the same thing when we fought through the stupidness. "STOP BEING RETARDED!" We all shouted.
Not too far away...
Kokoa finally caught up and brought her bike to a screeching halt behind the bus, creating a huge cloud of dust. "Yes, I finally caught up to them!" She said, panting. Suddenly, the bus began backing up and destroyed her bike, flattening her like a pancake.
"That was fun, whee~" Kou said quietly and somewhat worriedly.
Back with the group...
Everyone except me was in a trinket store or something and I was in a store for weapons, gazing at two beautiful katanas with blades white as snow, giving off a blinding light in the sun. I picked them up and touched my thumb to the blade, the exact instant of contact drawing blood despite the fact I barely touched it. "These blades are a work of art! Second only to the demonic weapons my brother can make. I'll take 'em!" I said, paying the money and leaving pretty happy with my purchase.
Meanwhile, Moka ran out of the store after Kurumu, Mizore and Yukari criticized a trinket she thought was cute, bumping into two guys. "Oh, I'm sorry." She said.
The two guys glared at her at that moment. "Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?!" The first one snapped.
"I've got news for you, pipsqueak, sorry's not gonna cut it!" The second one said.
"She said she's sorry. If you two are smarter than you look, you'll let it go and walk away." I said, getting their attention, giving them a glare of death.
"And who do you think you are?!" The first one asked, walking up, cracking his knuckles.
"Yeah, ya two-bit punk, you just earned yourself an ass-kicking!" The second one said, also closing it.
[We're about to murder them aren't we?]
Yeah. They hit the tough guy button. They shouldn't'a did that.
I drew first blade and, before the guy could blink or scream, I sliced off the top half of his head, turning to the second one and drawing the other blade, slicing more times than anyone could see or count. He stood still with a look of fear frozen on his face. I looked at the blades, smiling at how capable they were, flicked the blood off and sliding them both back in the sheaths at my side. Once they clicked back in their sheath, the dude dropped to his knees and fell into a million tiny pieces.
"No doubt about it, these blades are a work of art. True perfection amongst anything a human could make." I smiled, satisfied.
Very nice display of skill Sai. One of my friends told me to get a reversed edge sword, but I'll let you have your opinion on that. I just say hell no. It seems way too impractical." Damion said.
"Yeah, that was badass!" Draco said.
"Perfect display of graceful technique and badass execution." Nicolas said.
"Sai..." Moka said, shocked.
"Relax, Moka, everyone's too busy to pay attention, I just need to dispose of the bodies before anyone can see." I said, roasting the bodies into ashes and blowing them away with Aero (wind spell). "Well, Lady won't be done shopping for a while, so you wanna grab lunch? I know a great sushi place not too far from here." I said.
"Okay, let's go." She said, calming down a bit, following me.
Unbeknownst to us, a very select group of 4 people did notice us. "Did you see what he did to those clowns?!" The small one asked.
"Yes, that one is exceptional. And look at the uniform that girl is wearing. Of all the crazy places and we run into the Yokai crowd." The fire dude said, mainly looking at her skirt (pervs).
"Yokai Academy, huh?" The leader said.
Not too far away, Kokoa was exhaustedly working her way through town, holding onto a big stick for balance. "I won't stop! Not till the day I die!" She said tiredly, then looked to the side to see the same trinket Moka saw earlier: A bright green skeleton that looks like it glows in the dark with gold eyes. "Oh, my goodness, look how cute it is!" She said, going forward to get it, but bumped into two guys similar to the one's Moka bumped into and I killed. "Oops, sorry about that." She said, winking and actually looking pretty cute.
"Hey, watch where you're going!" The first one said.
"I got news for you, girlie, sorry doesn't cut it!" The second one said.
She giggled a little, then got the most terrifying evil glare in the entire show. "Want me to rip off your face?!" She shouted, scaring the guys off (if she wasn't as annoying as she is, I'd almost like her).
Later...
We met back at the hotel we were staying at and observed our surroundings. "Yahoohoo! Some pretty nice digs, huh?" Kurumu asked.
"I live in better, but certainly nicer than our dorms." I said with a nod.
"Let's hope they have at least queen-sized beds." Lady said outwardly, but then looked at me.
"Yes. I hope so, indeed." I said, trying not to sound like we were making plans.
Later...
Kurumu, Yukari, Ayane, Selene and Lady were chilling in the hot springs, enjoying the warm water. "Wow, these hot springs are wonderful, aren't they?" Yukari asked.
"They sure are, but not as wonderful as they would be if they were coet, though." Kurumu said,
Lady, Selene and Ayane deadpanned at this, "Is she serious?" Ayane asked.
"Probably." Selene said.
"Even if they weren't Kurumu, Sai still couldn't get in. He can't go in water, remember?" Lady asked.
"Oh, yeah, I guess I forgot about that." She laughed nervously. Suddenly, all the girls noticed a different aroma in the springs. "Hold on a sec, do hot springs always smell like this?" She asked.
"Not normally." Lady said.
They all noticed the water turning green and looked to the source, seeing Moka pouring herbal stuff into it, humming to herself. "Moka? Hey, what are you doing over there?" Yukari asked.
Moka looked up at that moment, looking slightly embarrassed. "Oh, sorry, I can't get in unless it has herbs in it." She said, holding up the bottle of liquid herbs.
Kurumu deadpanned while the others laughed nervously. "Well, so much for relaxing in the hot springs, huh?" Kurumu asked, somewhat annoyed.
"It's not that bad, just smells different now." Lady said.
Moka got in and suddenly, not too far away, the door to the inn opened a bit to reveal a bit of familiar orange hair and a familiar emerald green eye peeking out. Kokoa laughed to herself quietly before speaking. "What an idiot I am (Yes, she is). I should've waited for them in this stupid inn 'til they got here!" She said to herself. She then stood up with one fist raised a bit, revealing she was only wearing a towel. "Hanging around with those low-level monsters! My wimpy-ass, watered-down version of a big sister is nothing but a joke!" She said out loud, a voice suddenly speaking up behind her.
"Ahhhh?" It called out a question, Kokoa turning around to see Ms. Nekonome, also in only a towel. "If I'm not mistaken, you're Kokoa Shuzen. Why are you here? I'm sorry, but we've only got enough food and rooms for the people who are supposed to be on this trip. Which means I'm sending you back to school right away!" She said, pointing her finger at Kokoa, who promptly ran out, screaming. "Get, back here, young lady!" She ordered, chasing after the fleeing vampire.
"Stop chasing me!" Kokoa demanded. The camera is now outside, showing the Inn getting bounced around with how much commotion they were causing.
"Get back here, you can't just run around the Inn house naked, you know!" Ms. Nekonome said.
"Well, look who's talking!" Kokoa snapped.
The girls looked at the commotion they could see from the hot springs. "This place sure is lively, isn't it?" Moka said optimistically.
"I don't think it's normally like this." Selene said.
"Sounds like your sister is a big cause of that, Moka." Lady said.
"What a pain." Ayane said, annoyed.
"So much for the damn hot springs!" Kurumu said angrily.
Back inside...
Two guys turned around, hearing the noise behind them. "Hey, what's all that commotion?" The bigger one to the right said.
At that moment, Kokoa ran around the corner, running towards and passed them, causing the bigger guy to pass out from a nosebleed while the smaller one looked on in shock, who then passed out from a nosebleed EXPLOSION when Ms. Nekonome ran by. "You're going to pay! *pant, pant* For putting me through all this, you mark my words!" Kokoa shouted, somehow epically failing and tripping somehow that made no sense. She then fell forward, Kou falling off her head, blocking the fanservice as her towel flew off.
With the guys...
"Is it just me or does it feel like we don't have much to do with this scene at all?" Draco asked, creating a blood dart and throwing it at the dart board, getting a bull's eye.
"Yeah, what do you expect, this is a fan service scene to hold the pervs over until plot happens again." Damion said.
"Yeah, for now, we're just slaves to the show." Nicolas said.
"It's a crying shame. I need to get better at writing, we're getting screwed." I said, on my laptop, playing Bro Force. "Eat Turkey!" I said, throwing a turkey filled with dynamite, blowing up the enemies that got curious and gathered around. "That's my kind of Thanksgiving... I'm hungry." I said
Back with the girls (minus Moka)...
"Yep, these hot springs sure are wonderful!" Yukari said once again.
"You already said that..." Lady, Selene and Ayane said at once.
"Yeah, they sure are. It looks like things are finally calming down around here." Kurumu said in a pleased tone. However, she spoke too soon, as at that moment, an icy mist blew in the air. "Does it feel chilly to you?" She asked.
"Ice cold!" Lady said, shivering.
"Wh-wh-wh-why is it s-s-s-s-so cold all of a s-s-s-sudden?" Selene asked, shivering.
"It's totally freezing!" Yukari exclaimed, hugging herself to keep warm, an ice cube floating in to picture.
They all looked over to see Mizore dumping a decent sized bag of ice into the Hot Springs. "Mizore, what are you doing over there?" Yukari asked.
She looked up at them, indifferent as always. "Oh, adjusting the temperature. It's much more pleasant now, right?" She asked.
"No!" Ayane snapped, in a fetal position, shivering.
"It's freezing!" Lady said, holding onto herself to keep warm.
"It's... So... Cold!" Selene said through chattering teeth.
"I can't stop shaking." Yukari said, shivering as Kurumu looked pissed.
"That's it, I've had enough!" The furious Succubus said, getting up and throwing a side kick to Mizore, sending her flying into the pond from earlier, causing Selene to pull out her wooden sword and chase her, ready to pummel her with it.
However, Mizore wasn't even bothered by this. "Actually, this is pleasant." She said with her eyes closed, not noticing the frog on top of her head.
Later, in the lobby or some shit like that...
Tsukune was walking through the lobby and started going down the hall when he was suddenly pulled aside by Moka, who was now dressed in a kimono. "Moka..." He said, shocked.
"I'm so sorry to startle you like this, Tsukune." She apologized.
He merely smiled, laughing nervously and blushing a bit. (She smells so nice. Fresh out of the bath!) He thought.
Back with the guys...
"Ugh. That's it. Guys, I'll be back in 5, I gotta go kick Tsukune's ass." I said, walking out of the room as they were playing Black Ops 2.
Back to them...
"Can I ask you something, Tsukune?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah, yeah! I mean, of course Moka!" He said laughing idiotically and nervously.
"It's just... Maybe after light's out, if you want, we could..." She said, shocking him. "You mind?" She asked.
"No way..." He said quietly, then perked up. "Oh, Moka, that sounds amazing!" He said, doing something so stupid I don't know and don't want to know how to describe it for future reference.
"Oh, I'm so glad! Okay, see you later!" She said, walking away, waving.
"Okay, bye bye, Moka." He said, standing there waving like an idiot, his head steaming a bit.
I then appeared beside him. "Hey, Tsukune, look up, then look down." I said.
"Huh? Okay." He said, looking up, then looked down in time to see my fist slam into his face.
"Shoryuken!" I said, uppercutting him and causing his head to get stuck in the ceiling. "You know what you did." I said, walking off.
Later, in the girl's room...
"Hey, Kurumu, you aren't really gonna sleep in that slutty outfit, are you?" Yukari asked.
"You'd be surprised if she did?" Lady asked.
"Diss!" Selene laughed.
"What DOESN'T she do that's slutty?" Ayane asked.
Kurumu, meanwhile, was standing with one hand on her hip, where a pretty much see-through white night gown. "I don't know what you mean. These are just my regular PJ's. And look at you. Don't you look cute? Like a little bitty kitty." She said to Yukari in a teasing tone, Yukari wearing teddy bear Pajamas.
"That is totally uncalled for!" Yukari scowled, sticking out her tongue to the condescending succubus.
"See? You do the cutest little kitty witty things, too, don't you?" She said, still teasing the witch.
"Hey, Mizore, what are you doing?" Moka asked as Mizore was patting down her bed with cold packs and had an ice cooler refrigerating the room.
"I can't sleep when it's hot like this." She said, patting down her pillow.
"There's one thing you and Sai have in common. He may be a fire demon, but he always keeps his room 60 degrees at night." Lady said (true fact. I HATE sleeping in the heat. If it's 70+, I can't sleep).
"Yeah, but if you do that, the whole room will get cold." Yukari said.
"Not again." Kurumu said, throwing Mizore into the pond again, earning her another beatdown from Selene.
"I'm starting to like this place." Mizore said, pleased once again.
Back inside, everyone was now asleep and WHAT THE FUCK?! The teachers are TOTALLY drunk! There's an empty bottle of Sake on the floor and Ms. Nekonome had another bottle in her hand! Anyway, the girls were all asleep in the room, minus Lady who had left to go to the bathroom (lie), but actually came to my room. At this moment, Moka also left, pleased she didn't wake up the other girls. But as soon as she left, Kurumu rose up. "You're not gonna get the jump on ME, Moka." She said.
"Damn straight!" Yukari said evilly as she rose up, her eyes red, then shined in the darkness.
Later...
Moka and Tsukune were walking along, when Tsukune decided to open his mouth. "Moka, what's wrong with you? Are you not having a good time on this trip?" He asked.
"Oh, no I'm having a great time, why do you ask?" She asked.
"It just seems like you're down in the dumps." He said, turning to face her.
"No, it's just... I haven't gotten the chance to spend any time alone with Sai or spent any time with you at all." She said.
"What? With Sai?!" He asked.
"Oh, you're my friend, too, don't worry. But I feel selfish, like I want him all to myself." She said.
"No, that's not selfish." He said.
"It's stupid." She said.
"No, that's not stupid at all. I wish I could spend more time alone with you on the trip, too." He said.
"Oh, Tsukune." She said.
"Oh, Moka." He said.
Back with the guys...
"Oh HELL no!" I said, pulling out a remote and fast-forwarding.
The big dumbass guy who ate the fish earlier rose up out of the water, still sporting that wound above his left eye from my chain. Regardless he was still laughing arrogantly. "Well, lookie what I found." He said in a cocky tone.
"I know you from this afternoon!" Tsukune said.
They then heard that annoying, screechy-ass laughter from the punk that sounded like Weevil (I look forward to having him get killed later in this chapter). "You! You're from Yokai Academy, right!" He said.
"Sorry, but we'll be taking you hostage." The fire dude said.
"Run!" Tsukune said, pushing Moka out of the way, getting grabbed by the fatass instead.
"Guess I'll have to make due with only you." He said, sinking back into the water. (wait a minute, you have two other guys, why not have THEM grab her? They did not think this episode through).
"Moka, help me!" Tsukune shouted.
"Tsukune!" She said, running forward, but a bunch of boxes landed in front of her.
The little runt laughed again at that point. "Now." He said, somehow making the boxes become a tornado, almost hitting Moka, but something moved in a flash, getting her out of the way.
"Oh, Kurumu, it's you!" Moka said happily, clinging to the succubus.
The rest of the group was already there, weapons at the ready. "I get it so these goons are monsters." Mizore said.
"I'll only tell you this once. Return the wimp you just took from us and I'll mercifully leaving you with skin-deep cuts you can walk away from." I said, unsheathing my katanas again, causing them all to step back.
"Holy weapons!" The little freak said, hiding behind the fire dude, who was relatively unshaken.
"Holy weapons, you say?" I asked, laughing evilly, releasing my demonic powers into the blades, causing them to feul me with holy essence, allowing me to reach the form of an archangel. "You done goofed." I said, flapping my newly-acquired wings and flying above my group aiming the swords at them. "Purity, insanity and demonic powers combined! None are safe!" I said, my eyes spiraling like a crazy person before I powered up holy and demonic energy at the end of the swords, about to shoot beams of death at them, when the fire guy thew a large fireball at us.
"If you ever want your little friend back, you'll have to come looking for him!" He said as he launched it.
"Or I'll just filet you and force that little runt to tell me everything!" I said, firing the beams out of each blade, colliding with his fireball, making a big explosion with smoke engulfing us.
"Tell him everything tonight~!" Nicolas sing, a parody of Ne-Yo's line in Pitbull's "Give Me Everything" song (according to elvisfan994, Nicolas likes to sing randomly).
Kurumu then slashed through the smoke to clear it away, but they were gone. "What the?" She asked.
"Oh, those little bitch cowards!" I snapped, returning to my normal form, sheathing the blades.
"Well there he goes.." Damion would say in a tree drinking a smoothie.
'Cuz they ran like bitches!
[Pussies. It probably won't even feel that good, killing them.]
"Yeah, the pansy's ran off, but Sai did wound one of them. I can track his blood and find them." Draco said.
"Where the hell were you when this was all happening?!" Kurumu demanded, looking at Damion and Draco.
"Well, you know, just hangin' out." Damion replied.
"Oh, Tsukune." Moka said quietly.
"Get it together, Moka." Kurumu snapped.
"Kurumu..." Moka said, stunned, looking at her rival.
"We'll hunt them down. We'll find him." Mizore said.
"You're damn right!" Yukari said, stepping up beside Moka.
"You know what? I'm leaving. I've done my mission, so I'm out of here. I'm not saving that punk." Ayane said, disappearing.
I breathed a sigh of relief at one moment. "Oh, thank god, one less character I have to worry about. Seriously, I am not adding in any more characters or anything, I have too many as it is. With the exception of my family next chapter, I am not putting in any more characters unless they're supposed to be there." I said, venting my stress and calming down (Seriously, that's why these might take so long).
We all got ready to leave, when suddenly. "Hold your horses." A voice said from behind us. We all turned to see Ruby BARELY dressed in a robe.
"You're planning on going out in THOSE outfits?" She asked, the girls looking at their night clothes, with the exception of Lady and Selene, who had the sense to get dressed. The guys had already thrown on their normal clothes. "I've had a lot more experience with the human world than you have. Take this, it will come in handy!" She said, tossing a cosplay book at our feet.
"Uh, Ruby, that's the dumbest thing ever. They're better off wearing their night clothes. But I do have these." I said, pulling out a couple of Chinese dresses (For those of you that have any Soul Calibur game, you'll know what I'm talking about. For anyone that doesn't, picture Ada Wong's Resident Evil 4 dress with both sides slit up to the hip). "Katana always insists on having me bring a couple spare changes of clothes for her if her outfits get ruined on a mission." I explained.
"Yay for plot convenience!" Draco shouted.
Somewhere else in the morning time...
The army that we were up against stood ready with Tsukune tied up beside the fatass, who stood in front with the little freak beside him. Their leader was just behind them, sitting in a chair with the fire dude standing beside him. Tsukune sneezed and the fatass laughed arrogantly as usual, looking down at Tsukune. "You don't seem very worried, pipsqueak." He said.
"I'm soaking wet, at this rate, I'm gonna catch a cold!" Tsukune complained.
"Oh, toughen up, you little pansy!" I called out.
They all looked up to see the guys walking out front in slow motion like badasses with the girls following behind us. The girls looked between each other and nodded as the guys all did something awesome-looking: I rotated my right arm around with my left hand on my right shoulder, working out the kinks, Damion glared at them and did a throat-slitting motion with his thumb, Nicolas cracked his neck violently and Draco punched one hand into his open palm to crack his knuckles, then reversed sides (badass montage, check). "Now. Let's get down to business." Nicolas said as I tossed him a chain. "Cuz we don't go no time to play around, what is this?" He asked (Eminem reference).
"Rephrase: Before we slaughter you and laugh as Sai burns your corpses, why did you kidnap Tsukune?" Draco asked as he used his blood powers to turn his hands into Alex Mercer-like claws.
"Because, little fools, if monster industries is to conquer the nation and rule with an iron fist, we must first put an end to your pesky academy." The pyro said.
"You guys? Conquer the nation? I don't think so." Damion said.
"No chance in hell." I agreed.
"Nope." Damion said, taking the two Buster Swords I handed him (Cloud's sword from FF7).
"Fat chance." Nicolas also dissed them.
"Pack it up or take a swing, everybody, either way, it's already over." I said, speaking to all of them, looking for a good chance to fight an army.
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just here to watch us kick your ass. The one's you'll be facing is us: The 4 mighty monster bosses! The number works out perfectly!" Their leader said, standing up.
"Well guys, since, arguably, I'm the leader or the group, I'd LIKE to take on the leader, but no, I'm going after the pyro bitch." I said.
"Can I beat the fatass to death?" Damion asked.
"Yes you can." I said, eager to see that.
"I'll make the little monkey bitch scream." Draco said in a badass tone.
"Then I'll take the leader." Nicolas said.
"Ready? Break!" We all said, clapping moving in coordination towards our targets.
Background music: "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold (btw, DON'T watch the music video for this song. Creepy. As. FUCK.)
Round 1: Damion vs. The Fatass... Frog... Thing... I don't know- fight!
"Bring it on, Man! I'm looking forward to this!" Damion said with an evil smirk. However, much to the vampire's confusion, the frog guy began dancing. "Um..dude..Are you gonna fight me or are you just gonna keep dancing?" He asked.
"You just jealous, 'cause you don't have moves like mine." The frog replied.
"Well, I'm one who's dancing like Jagger, but I wanna get this over with...Quickly." Damion said, annoyed.
He tried to smack Damion, but he blocked it and kicked him in his leg, breaking it. After that, Damion grabbed his finger and started slamming him from side to side on the ground repeatedly.
"You done blubber boy?" The vampire taunted. He tried to speak, but Damion stopped him. "Yeah, you're done." He said, stabbing a blade into each of the dude's eyes, killing him instantly.
Round 2: Draco vs. The annoying midget that sounds like Weevil Underwood. Fight!
"Dude can you hear yourself talk? You sound like Weevel from Yugioh! Do everyone a favor and shut the hell up!" Draco said to the freak as he rushed in, claws ready.
"I'll talk as much as I want! You're the one with the freaky voice! Now eat my neo pillow crone!" The freak said, burying the blood demon under a small mountain of pillows.
"Pillows? Are you shittin' me?" He asked, bringing out his blood claws and slashed the pillows into ribbons. "BERSERKER BARRAGE!" He said as he was hacking and slashing him. He then dashed up to the little freak in an insant, grabbing him, lifting him off the ground and putting one hand on top of his head. "I can probably shut your mouth if I crush your head!" He said, closing his hand and destroying the freaks head, spraying blood everywhere.
Round 3: Everyone's favorite fire demon against this punk, wuss-ass, retreating fire monster. Fight!
I rushed in at the guy as he smirked. "So, it seems you're a fire demon, too, eh? Well, word of advice, fire can still hurt us!" He said, throwing a giant fireball and engulfing me in flames.
I PRETENDED I was getting burnt, putting on a pretty convincing show that actually got everyone worried, but then I stood up, showing I was actually uneffected. "Uh, yeah, no it doesn't. Maybe to a wuss-ass like you, but against someone like me, fire is only a means to hurt people, not something that can hurt me." I said, making the fire around me turn into a giant fireball above me, but then I turned it into hundreds of small fire bullets around me like arcs, looking like they'd be ammo for a sniper rifle. "Pyro Salvo!" I announced, sending them all flying at him, ripping him to pieces and incinerating him at the same time, leaving him in dozens of bloody, burning pieces. "Yatta." I said.
Round 4: Nicolas vs. The freak leader in the stupid mask. Fight!
"Prepare for my ultimate attack! Time to go fishing!" The leader shouted, pulling out a fishing rod and latching it onto the sleeve of Nicolas' jacket, trying to rip it.
"Hey, knock it off! You're gonna rip my jacket." He said, grabbing the line and yanking the rod away from him.
"Oh, no!" The leader panicked, shaking.
"Now, let's see how ugly you are without that mask before I put you out of your misery!" He said, swinging the chain I gave him and shattering the leader's mask revealing his face, which looked exactly the same. "What was the point of the mask? You look just as ugly without it." He said confused, then wrapped the chain around his throat, pulling back and strangling him.
"Even if you defeat me, our dreams are far from over! Now let's bring in our heavy hitter!" He said just before Nicolas ripped off his head with the force of the chain.
"Damion, Draco, Sai and Nicolas win. Flawless Victories. Fatalities!" Shao Kahn announced.
At that moment, the army split up to make an aisle for someone to walk down as their "heavy hitter" walked down it: the only thing covering her chest was bandages, revealing her midriff and basically everything but her boobs, she wore a cap and sunglasses with a stick hanging out of her mouth, curved at the end with a leaf at the tip, we also see at this moment she has bright reddish/orange hair that TOTALLY didn't give away who she was *wink, wink*, on her right shoulder sat a bat with its wings folded, also wearing tiny shades and having a similar stick in its mouth.
"No way, that's-!" Moka said in shock.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Tsukune said.
"Are we really this surprised?" I asked, looking at them.
"So you killed my subordinates? Oh well, now I have this opportunity to beat the crap out of my weakling sister!" She smirked.
"Hey, guys, that's obviously-" Kurumu started.
"Kokoa..." Yukari finished.
"Of course." Lady agreed.
"We shouldn't have been surprised, she's been tailing us this whole trip." Selene said, Lady and the 4 badasses pointing to her to say she had a clear point.
[For reference, we're saying the 4 badasses instead of "the guys" because Tsukune's here at the moment.]
And we all know he's too stupid to understand what's going on at all.
"That bitch." Mizore said, then I pointed to her to indicate she made a good point.
"Anyway, how about the stronger version?" I asked, pulling off Moka's rosary. "When-the-rosary-seal-over-her-breast-is-removed-Moka's-innocent-self-vanishes-and-her-inner-vampire-awakens." I said incredibly fast as the transformation sequence happened.
"Oh, my sister, it's you!" Kokoa said with stars in her eyes as she rushed in, having already charged with her hammer.
"Acting up again, eh? I told you to learn your place!" Moka said as she delivered a devastating kick to Kokoa's stomach, sending her flying.
Kokoa actually wasn't too bothered by this, having a blush, kitty face and hearts for eyes as she went sailing. "She's so amazing, I just love my real sister, she's totally the best!" She called as she went sailing.
"I approve." I said, holding out Moka's rosary back to her.
"Until we get back to the academy, nobody is allowed to be in their monster form." She said, reattaching the Rosary and passing out in Tsukune's arms..
"It's still not over! You must fight all of us!" The rest of the army said.
I looked at them for a moment before pulling out my katanas, laughing evilly like Mr. Popo in TFS Dragon Ball Z abridged, rushing in and slaughtering them all.
"Happy as a kid at Christmas time." Damion said.
"Yep. We have a saying back at Devil May Cry: 'If you want to make Sai happy, give him something to kill.'" Lady said.
"Victory for Sai!" I said triumphantly, flicking the blood off the blades taking the money out of their pockets. "Money for Sai!" Then, I looked back at the group and noticed Lady walking away, back towards the hotel, but then she gave me a seductive look and nodded her head towards the hotel, indicating I should follow. "Sex for Sai!" I said, rushing after her.