Chapter Two: The Road Ahead

After getting ready, Wario and Waluigi walked out together a few hours later, carrying backpacks. They walked over to their crappy car, got in, and drove away to the local professor's Maximon laboratory.

As Wario was driving, Waluigi attempted to start a conversation. ''So… I brought this book.'' He pulled out a book: ''THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO MAXIMON TRAINING: 4th Edition''. ''This should help you train your Maximon.

''Gimme!'' Wario grabbed the book, looked through it a few seconds, then threw the book out of the car.

''Hey! Why did you do that?'' said Waluigi.

Wario explained. ''The book is too long.''

''But-'' Waluigi stopped and sighed. Things like this were bound to happen with the two. ''Good thing I bought another copy,'' he thought.

A few miles later...

''Hey, Wario?''

''Yes?'' said the fatso.

''Can you put on some music?''

Wario stopped the car. ''Fine...'' He put in a mixtape in the car's tape deck and pressed the play button. Loud music started piping in through the speakers. Wario started driving the car.

''Aaahhhh... This is the life, isn't it my fine friend?'' he said.

''You don't have good taste in music. I mean, what is this? I prefer ballads over this piece of crap,'' Waluigi complained.

''Oh, be quiet. And this is HEAVY BLACK DEATH METAL, the loudest, screamingest, torturous music imaginable. You have no idea how good it is.'' said Wario.

The tape got all screwed up.

''See? It's so good, the tape player refuses to play it through normally,'' he continued.

As Wario took the tape out, he decided to ask Waluigi a couple of questions.

''How many Maximon are located on this earth?''

''Uhh...'' Waluigi got out his other copy of the book, and located the answer. ''206?''

''CORRECT!'' Wario cried out. ''Hey, no fair! You cheated!''

Waluigi defended himself. ''Look, Wario, you cheat all the time! Why do you care?''

''Because I do! Gimme that book!'' yelled Wario.

Waluigi surrendered and gave the book to him. He looked through it, found it interesting, and put it under his feet. And somehow Wario didn't manage to stop or crash the car for reasons unknown.

The Wario Bros. continued the search for the Maximon professor's place. In the meantime, they talked to each other, annoyed each other, did their businesses at port-a-potties, and dined at fancy restaurants. (When the meal was finished, they walked out without paying.) They didn't bring a map, because Wario said they didn't need one. Because of this, they were constantly lost and kept asking random people for directions.

And a few days later, they were STILL driving. It turned out that they'd completely missed the lab, and so they drove all the way back to it. Idiots.

When they finally arrived...

''That's a really nice building,'' said Wario.

''Yeah - you should've noticed that thing a long time ago; but then you had to get lost.'' replied Waluigi.

''Shaddup. Let's go inside. I wanna see what Maximon they have.''

Wario and Waluigi got out of the car with their stuff and walked inside.

Little did they know that some ferocious Team Rock-err, Fracket grunts were hiding behind the building.

''Ok, guys. You ready to go get some Maximon to take to the boss?'' said the leader of the grunts, Mick Darsley.

''Yes! We're ready!'' answered the minions.

''Good. Get inside.'' The Fracket grunts ran off and before they got in, they saw the Wario Bros.' car.

''Oooh! A car!'' said a grunt. He inspected the car. ''Smells like the 1980s! Let's steal it!''

''No way, Jack. We gotta get to the starter Maximon before the trainers take them.'' said another grunt.

''Oh. Ok, then we'll steal it after we raid this place.'' said Jack.

''Hurry it up there, you morons!'' commanded Mick. He and the rest of the Fracket grunts entered the laboratory.

To be continued...