We really startin' off the episode like this?! Man, this is that bullshit, ain't nobody got time for 'dis! Anyway, we start off with Ruby sweeping up in front of the front gate of the school. (Hello there. My name is Ruby Tojo. It's a long story, but the people at Yokai Academy have let me stay here.) She said in her mind, then looked surprised, looking at the 4th wall. :What's that? You wanna hear the long story?" She asked, doing the classic routine. "Well, it's suck a very long story. So much has happened I couldn't possibly tell you everything..." She said.
"Man, fuck that!" I said, fast-forwarding. Ruby was still fawning and holding herself when I walked up, accompanied by the guys, Lady, Serena and Selene. "Morning, Ruby." I said in my usual indifferent, but polite tone.
"Good morning." Selene also said.
"'Sup?" Serena asked brightly.
"Hey." Lady said. The guys just nodded.
"Sai, everyone, good morning to you." She said happily, but then opened her eyes, which started trembling as she looked at me, then started fawning again.
Moka then ran up, her skirt revealing her panties every time she took a step until she came to a stop in front of us. "Sai, good morning to you!" She said happily.
"Moka." I said with a nod.
"What are we, chopped liver?" Draco asked.
"Yuck, I hate liver!" Serena said in a disgusted tone.
"It's true, I've seen her feed off a homeless dude one night when we were gonna have liver. She straight up left the house, came across a homeless person and drank his blood until he passed out." I said. Unbeknownst to all of us, since we stopped paying attention to her, Ruby got annoyed at this, her eyes closed but one of her eyebrows twitching. At that moment, Kurumu pranced up to us, obliviously causing her panties to show each time. "Sai, good morning!" She said, about to pounce on me, but I moved Serena in the way quickly.
"Mmph!" She muffled in protest.
"Sai, that's your own sister!" Damion and Selene shouted at the same time.
"And?" I asked.
"She's your family." Damion said.
"So? She likes it." I said, looking back at them.
"I can't believe they're this big! I'm kinda jealous." Serena said, blushing, obviously referring to the two massive boobs in her face, but far enough away now for her to breathe and speak clearly. Ruby was even more annoyed now, both eyes twitching as Moka and Kurumu were now in another one of those childish fist fights where they're just flailing their arms in front of each other.
At that moment, Yukari ran up. "Sai! Good morning!" She said, doing a mini-pounce, but this time I blocked with Tsukune.
"Good morning, Yukari!" He said nervously.
Ruby got further annoyed, then we all heard the voice of our favorite Snow Woman as she spun in a couple of circles towards Damion. "Oh, Damion... I feel dizzy." She said, falling into him.
"Whoa, Mizore, are you okay?" He asked, holding onto her.
Ruby became further infuriated as Mizore joined the fight, looking at the short skirts of her female counterparts. "That's enough, you guys!" She said, getting everyone's attention. Everyone greeted her, Yukari even politely bowing and Ruby returning it. However, this brought her eye level back down to what she had on her mind, blushing a bit before clearing her throat and standing up. "Now listen up, you guys. I've been thinking about this for a while and today I'm gonna give it to you straight. "You!" She shouted, pointing at them, the perv cam focusing on their skirts enough to see their panties under them. "Your skirts are all way too short!" She shouted.
"That's why I wear short shorts underneath them." Lady said.
"They're just skirts, okay? It's nothing to lose your damn head over." Damion said.
"How can you say that?! So indecent! Their panties are almost always showing!" She'd say.
"You really have a problem with the skirts, but it's not as indecent as for what you do with Gin? How does that make any sense and how is that even fair?" Selene asked.
"Girl has a point." I say, pointing to her.
"Thank you, Sai." She said, to which I nodded. "So, Ruby Tojo, what else do you have to say?" She asked the older girl challengingly.
The girls from the anime, however, took this to consideration and pulled up their skirts a bit to look at them. "You think so? But this is how all the girls are wearing them, isn't it?" Kurumu asked.
"NO, DON'T PULL THEM UP!" Ruby shouted, blushing again. Then collected herself and took a feminine pose. "You're all such pretty college girls, why do you dress like tramps?" She asked.
"Maybe you forget, Ruby, but the school has a DRESS CODE. The ONLY reason Damion, Nicolas, Draco and I don't wear them is because we flat-out REFUSED to come to the school unless we could wear our own attire." I said.
"Yeah, same here." Serena said (forgot to mention, she kept her old outfit, not the school's. Her outfit is more badass).
"And you shouldn't be the one talking about dressing like a tramp. If I remember correctly, you do photo shoots for Gin whenever he wants, or are you going to deny that fact?" Selene asked.
Ruby decided to ignore this, however and continued. "Oh, yes, it's because you're trying to seduce my Sai, huh?" She said subtly condescendingly/accusingly.
"HE'S MY BROTHER, YOU PSYCHO!" Serena said in shock, now distancing herself from me behind Lady and Selene.
I turned to the 4th wall at that moment. "If anyone even says anything remotely close to incest, I'll kill you." I said.
"That's rude! We're not trying to seduce anyone!" Moka said.
"Why would I want Sai anyway?" Selene asked. "He's impulsive, arrogant, a jerk, and cocky, self serving, bratty, prepubescent little boy, who always thinks he's better than everyone. Not the type of guy I'd want to be with." She said.
"[Ouch.]" I say, playing a violin for myself.
"That's a bit mean, Selene." Serena said, holding onto one of Selene's arms.
"What? I'm just stating my opinion." Selene said with a sigh. "But you know I'd change it for you." Selene would say flicking her nose.
"Hey~" She'd say, blushing and rubbing her nose a bit.
Meanwhile, Kurumu WAS trying to seduce me, Mizore trying the same with Damion. "you love the way I dress! Come on, our skirts aren't that short are they?" Kurumu asked me, pulling her skirt up at the sides.
"No, I don't like the way you dress, get away from me." I said, backing away from her.
"They're too long, right?" Mizore said, pulling her skirt up in the front.
"I guess they are too long. I mean come on, the skirt covers your beautiful legs." Damion said flirtatiously.
"Damion, you can't be serious! You only think about what's wrong with the skirts!" Selene said, annoyed.
"What, she asked me. Why wouldn't I have ill will toward skirts this fucking long?"
"And you're supposed to be the one who sets an example for me?"
"Whatever, Selene."
"Screw you."
"Uh... Moving on before this gets violent." I said.
"It's just like I said! Knock it off you two! You're such as disgrace!" Ruby shouted, waving her arm, pointing at them (Kurumu and Mizore).
"Ouch." Nicolas said.
"That might be a bit harsh." Draco said.
"Excuse me?!" Damion shouted.
"Uh-oh." I said, moving Serena and Lady behind me, backing away from him.
"A disgrace? Hold on, aren't you trying to do the same thing?" Kurumu asked.
"Yeah. Right." Mizore said, nodding each time she spoke.
Ruby then threw off the apron she was wearing (I don't even know why she was wearing it) to reveal her "elegant" long, black, frilly skirt and... I don't know how to describe the top. (Elegant, elegant, elegant!) She said in her mind.
"Hey, guys, not to be a bitch, but long skirts are lame, right?" Kurumu asked.
"Yeah, they are!" Yukari said.
"Kurumu, you already are a bitch." Damion said, to which the rest of the guys burst out laughing.
"I can't but agree with my brother on that one." Selene said, Serena and Lady giggling at that.
(That's it!) Ruby shouted in her head. "Well, I believe I head enough. As of this moment, I am the dress code manager and I'm going to check your outfits every single day. Your skirts now have to be 10 centimeters below the knees." She said, holding up a ruler, which the anime was kind enough to show the 10 centimeter area.
"No way!" All the girls said at once, with a lightning background behind them.
"This is nuts!" Tsukune said with a similar background.
"That may be a little extreme." I said.
[I don't think this will end well.]
Ain't no good gonna come out of this.
"Oh, brilliant..." Damion said.
"Oh, fuck..." Selene groaned.
"This is that bull bull!" Serena said.
"Don't worry Serena, we'll get payback, and we'll get it big time." Selene said.
"YESSSS." Serena hissed.
"Wow, my sister's evil." I said.
Later, in class...
Ms. Nekonome was giving a lesson in class that NO ONE cared about, something to do with Haiku or something? I wasn't listening. Anyway, the bell rang, we all stood up and bowed and we were out of there before she was even finished. (Hi there. My name is Shizuya Nekonome. You may have heard of me. I teach here at Yokai Academy.) She said to us in her mind.
"Hey, guys, did you hear the news?" One girl asked her friends.
"What news?" The next one asked.
"It's about Ruby. Apparently, tomorrow, she's gonna start checking the length of everyone's skirt at the front gate." The first one said.
"I mean, can you believe that?" The second one said.
"No way, that's nuts!" The third one said.
"It's something about how short skirts are for hussies." The first one said.
"Short skirts?" Ms. Nekonome asked herself, looking down at her own skirt. "I'm screwed, I don't even own a skirt longer than this." She said, looking down at her skirt, which was just somewhat longer than the school's skirts would be until the day was over while the girls laughed like dumbasses.
Later, at the school's clothing store...
Ruby looked on, TOTALLY pissed as Ms. Nekonome tried on clothes, starting with a revealing red dress. "Well, tell me what you think about this one." She said. The dress revealed pretty much everything halfway up her boobs and was about as short as the school's skirt, but tighter to her body than the skirt. "Maybe it's a little risque..." She said, looking at it, then trying to select between two more dresses that I DON'T think fit the new requirements. She then noticed a school uniform and thankfully for me, we cut to a montage. Now she's wearing the school uniform... Now a sailor uniform... now a bathing suit in a sexy pose, laying on her back all stretched out with her head tilted back.
At that moment, she was taken out of her childish clothing montage by a set of giant boobs, belonging to none other than the math obsessed bitch, Ms. Ririko, who looked down on her with a false smile. "Ne. Ko. No. Me. What's this?" She asked (anyone stumbling upon one of your math lessons would ask the same thing).
"Meow..." Nekonome said.
"What do you think you're doing? A teacher is supposed to set an example, not dress like some trollop." She said with her hands on her hips (haha! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, yes, SHE can totally say that and not be a hypocritical slut!). What a bitch, she just grabbed Nekonome's ears and started pulling on them "This simply will not do, what will your students say when they see their teacher dressed up like a two-bit hooker!" She laughed evilly while pulling on her ears (She must be both smoking pot and is the pot calling the kettle black).
"No, stop it, that hurts, please don't pull on them!" Nekonome said, struggling, causing the swimsuit to rip and she turned bright red.
Ruby then chalked up the purchase to... HOLY SHIT, that's an expensive bathing suit! "That'll be 1753 yen!" She said, fake happily (Goddamn! That's not very much in American, though, right? That's only like 50 bucks or something?).
"I'm so ashamed..." Nekonome said as she walked out.
Ririko sighed, but then... You're fucking kidding me... She noticed the sailor uniform and went back to try it on, causing Ruby's eyes to twitch (I don't blame her).
Later...
Some girls where exercising and someone was taking pictures of them while they were having a conversation. "It's been a while since we've seen him, hasn't it?" One of the girls said.
"What do you mean? Who?" One of her friends asked.
"Gin." She answered (Good point. He hasn't shown up since episode 2).
Gin sat in a chair in the Newspaper Club with his feet on another chair, looking like he was thinking about something. (Hey. My name's Ginei Morioka. I'm president of the Yokai Academy Newspaper Club. I used to run around Campus day and night, chasing down any scoop I could find. I refused to be silenced by that DAMN security committee.) He said to us in his mind, looking over some pictures of Kuyo and the old committee he used as evidence, pulling away two pictures of their female members undressing. "Whoa there." He said, picking them up and putting them away, swiping away the rest of them with his foot. (There were times I felt like giving up. But then, these guys gave me my pride back.) He thought looking at the rest of us, instantly growing jealous and angry when most of the girls were surrounding me and I was trying to fight them off. (How come this guys got all the chicks?! What's he got that I don't?! What makes him so special?) He asked in his mind (Let's see: I'm damn near immortal, I can use all kinds of crazy magic, I can stop time, lift this entire school in human form and I have at least 4 forms (Ssuper Saiyan 1,2 and 3 and Devil Trigger) that only add to that power... Also, I'm bat shit insane, which makes for a great source of unpredictable action and comedy. Speaking of which, my last specialty, I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say). It then looked like he realized something.
The next day, Moka walked into the Newspaper Club room. "Hey, guys, good morning everyone!" She said in her usual cheery tone with her eyes closed, then opened them to see a male student with silver hair (or white hair if you wanna be a dick about it), brushed down. "Sai! Good morning!" She said happily. But suddenly, the male student turned around and was revealed to be Gin, who copied my signature hairstyle, thinking that was the key to my attractiveness. "Um, Ginei, sorry to tell you, but you've got some major bedhead today. And your hair's losing color." She said.
"Ha! What a complete tool!" Kurumu laughed.
"Dude, you think that's my signature way of getting girls?! I look like I should be in a retirement home with this hair! Women like me because I'm hot, funny, crazy, badass and I can protect them. Even I'll tell you my hair is my least attractive quality! I don't look like I should have a harem with this hair, I look like I should be a greeter at Wal-Mart. I've tried dying it before, it does not work." I said.
"What would be your opening line at Wal-Mart?" Draco asked.
"Yeah, I wanna hear this, too." Nicolas asked.
"Oh, me? Okay." I said, clearing my throat. "Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out!" I said, to which everyone broke out laughing. "Have a nice day!" I said to add to the humor.
Later...
Do we really have to do this one? *inhales, sighs* Fine... Ms. Ririko was in the front of our class, teaching math and no one important to the show was paying any great attention. (Hello, my name is Ririko Kagome. I'm on the faculty here at Yokai Academy where I teach mathematics.) She explained in her head. "Tsukune?" She called on him to answer the question, to which he blushed and looked away, Moka glaring at the math teacher, both well-aware they didn't like the other. The bell rang and she sighed. "Alright, people that's all for today. And everyone better do their homework. Or. You. Know. What." She said, waving her finger in front of my mouth.
Later, on the roof AGAIN...
The guys got on the roof via the stairs while I appeared on the ground beside them like the badass ninja that I am. We were all shocked to see Moka held captive, hung up to something that looked like what you hang the dude from when you play hangman, except it was on wheels, tied around the waist with her arms to her sides, Ririko dressed in her slut outfit from the first season. "Ah, look who's here." She said.
"It looks like you didn't learn a lesson last time. Looks like I've gotta take you to school again." I said, stepping in front of the guys and cracking my knuckles.
Shit just got real!
[She is indeed in trouble.]
"The lesson is pain and class is in session." Damion said.
"Yep. My favorite lesson: Ass-kicking 101: Reloaded." Draco agreed.
"Something tells me she's gonna flunk this class." Nicolas said.
"See? The guys know what time it is. Now you better learn it." I said, continuing to walk forward like Alucard with his hands way out to the sides to make him even more terrifying, the SAW theme playing from nowhere as Ririko raised her tail.
"That's far enough!" A voice called out. We all looked to see a ninja cat woman on the globe thing on the roof. "I don't care that you teach, forcing kids to study is just evil!" She said, jumping off the roof
"[What the fuck?!]" The guys and my head voices asked at the same time.
"Who are you?!" Ririko asked, lashing her tail out, knocking the woman out of the air despite her blocking. However, the woman recovered and did a bunch of rolls in midair, landing on her feet easily. Ririko then thrashed her tail on the ground all around the woman.
"I think it's time for..." She said, suddenly taking a cute/sexy kitty pose. "Deadly catnip fist." She said. Suddenly, the screen went dark and there were two scratches looking like a sideways tic-tac-toe board. Ririko screamed and hit the ground. "You must save her, young men!" She said.
I was closest at this point, but I looked back at Tsukune as all the guys looked at me. "What you looking at? I'm not getting her." I said, walking back and Tsukune had to run in and wheel her back to us away from harm.
He started pushing her away at the slowest speed I've ever seen someone run as Ririko started to recover. "Could you be gentler, please, cause this really doesn't feel very good at all, Tsukune." She said.
"Of course, I'm really sorry about that, Moka." He said.
"My gods, will you hurry the hell up?" I said, annoyed.
Ririko then recovered and- she has claws?! Well, whatever, she clawed our mysterious ninja woman in the back, tearing away fabric. She chuckled at her sneak attack, but was surprised to see the woman's childish underwear with a mouse print on the butt. We all paused for a moment before the woman turned around and started shuffling around weirdly. "Oh, no, please stop looking at them, meow!" She whined.
"Meow?" Everyone asked, all the smart people (so only the 4 badasses) figuring out who she was.
"No! It isn't me! Really, I'm not Ms. Nekonome, I swear I'm not!" She said, then turned to face us. "You, Mr. Student, get that girl home safe and sound!" She said, then turned to face Ririko. "And you, Ms. Snake Lady, stop picking on students! And with that it looks like my work here is done! Farewell!" She said, jumping away, all of us deadpanning.
"Why did you add this? Your original approach was so much better and more badass." Damion said.
I sighed at this. "A: for comedy purpose and B: As sorry as I am to say this, Ririko still has some importance in this episode and later in one more episode, but I will kill her then." I explained.
Spoiler alert!
[Wow. It must be really fucked up to tell someone WHEN you're gonna kill them.]
"Kokoa did that to Moka in the first episode of this season, we all saw what happened then." I said, nodding.
….. I'm just gonna skip this scene, it's too stupid and pointless to mention...
Okay, next scene! Kokoa had bought some other food and rode her bike all the way across Japan to follow us, arriving at my house after we had left. "What?! They left this morning?!" Kokoa demanded, then challenged them to a fight that led to a severe ass-kicking and if Kokoa had been a regular human, it would have been a complete slaughter. She was lucky to escape with her life.
"As you can see we were late getting to Sai's house!" Kou said, but then Kokoa grabbed him and threw him to the ground.
"Keep making side comments like that and I'll have to punish you." She said,
"But you just did, whee~" He said weakly.
Suddenly, a bunch of dumbass-looking guys that all looked exactly the same ran down the path right at her. "Yokaiiiiii! Hi! Ho! Hi! Ho! Hi! Ho!" They shouted as they ran past Kokoa, not even trying to get out of her way and causing her to lose balance and fall, crashing ass-first onto Kou (seriously, who the fuck were those guys, anyone know?).
"What's your problem, you stupid jerks?! Can't even stop to say 'I'm sorry!' Kou buddy, hammer time!" She said, reaching to her shoulder only to find he wasn't there. "What's the deal Kou buddy, where are you?" She asked, then put her hands to her mouth to make her call louder. "If you don't come out right now, then you'll be in deep shit!" She called (Too late!).
"I'm right here, Ms. Kokoa!" He said, saying some other stuff, but it was hard to here because Kokoa was talking.
"Huh? His voice is coming from down below." She said, then looked like something was crawling up her back or something, her whole face glowing red. She lifted her skirt a bit in the back to reveal him flattened to her panties as if he were a design.
"Yay, now it's all bright again! But Ms. Kokoa, where are you now, whee~?" He asked.
"SHUT UP." She demanded, a haunting anime background behind her.
"Ms. Kokoa, what the hell is going on?" He asked.
"Stop talking, it's itching me!" She said.
"But Ms. Kokoa!" He called out.
"God that itches!" She said.
With the gang...
"Oh, my god, I'm gonna die laughing!" I said as everyone not from the original anime was dying of laughter from reading the above section.
Later...
Moka was drinking Tsukune into a prune as usual, him barely being able to stand after she let him go. "You taste really fruity today." She asked.
"That could sound wrong in other contexts." I said, thinking.
After Moka said this, however, despite looking like he had no fluids left, Tsukune's eyes suddenly flashed. Later in his dorm, he drank himself fat on milk until he apparently overflowed himself and puked some back up. The next day, Moka took another bite from him and started drinking. (It tastes like milk!) She thought happily, blushing.
This obviously didn't achieve his desired effect, so he now started drinking... I don't know, actually. It's written in Japanese, but it came in pots that looked like the honey pots in the old Winnie The Pooh cartoons or in bottles that look like wine or champagne bottles. Lemme check the wiki... Oh, okay, it was vinegar. Moka took a bite from him the next morning and dulled in her expression a bit. (Tastes kinda sour...) She thought.
Damn, that must suck... After that didn't work, Tsukune was now downing bottles of hot sauce. She took a bite from him today and became somewhat disgusted. (Spicy...) She thought (I thought they had enough of spicy stuff after the curry thing).
Lastly, Tsukune started drinking something that once again, I don't know what it was, but it came in milk carts, water bottles, soda cans, what looked like ketchup bottles and wine bottles once again, had dots all over it in different colors kinda like wonder bread... Based on Moka's reaction, I think it might have been straight sugar or something...Wiki... It's flavored water. She took a bite of him and had a somewhat dreamy expression as half of her face turned pink and she smiled. (It's way too sweet!) She thought.
(I can't hold out much longer!) He thought. Now he was back in his dorm, gorging on garlic and energy drinks. He was then doing push-ups in the morning when Moka came up to him.
"Morning, Tsukune!" She said happily.
"Morning, Moka." He said.
"So, would it be alright if I..." She said, shyly wiggling, but then caught a sniff of him and backed away. "Oh, nevermind, I'm not thirsty! I'd better go. And if I were you, Tsukune, I'd go, too, you don't wanna be late!" She said, running off.
"I'm impressed you were smart enough to make her back off, but I'm disgusted at your smell." I said, spraying him with two Febreeze things, but he didn't even notice.
"But... Moka, you..." He said, confused.
(Yuck! Tsukune TOTALLY stinks like B.O today!) She thought. Then the screen went black and a chibi Moka appeared. "If you smell like B.O none of the girls will like you! So be sure to check those armpits! This is me saying pretty please!" She said.
"Ugh... I think I should've skipped this episode..." I said, exhausted, bored to death and feeling somewhat stupider for watching a lot of this stupid stuff...
The next day...
It was raining. Yukari was walking through the woods with an umbrella when she came across a sick puppy (I say it looks more like a cat, but it's a dog apparently) lying on the side of the path. I honestly feel bad for it, it looked kind of cute. But luckily, she took it in and nurtured it back to health, giving it milk to drink and it took a liking to her, licking her face as she held it close... Unfortunately for her, it also made a mess of the clubroom, tearing up newspapers, a bag of potato chips Mizore had and a shirt Kurumu made for me, causing Serena and I to nearly die laughing as Yukari was hiding with the puppy around the corner. She decided to go to Gin about it, but he angrily refused, his tail and ears coming out as he somewhat lost control of his monster form. Yukai cried at this, both her and the dog crazy wide-eyed, but I stepped up.
"I'll take it in. I owe it for ripping up that T-shirt Kurumu made." I said, taking the puppy.
Yeah, with all of our cute and/or life-threatening pets back home, we need an animal to keep us company!
[Yeah, it will take our mind off Killer, Predator (our Pitbull) and Hookfang (MY dragon. Go to Google Images and type in Rathalos).]
So, here we are again. All the girls were lined up for Ruby to measure their skirts. She allowed the first person to go, but then 3 students wore skirts as short as the normal one. "Hold it right there, you three! Your skirts are entirely too short!" She said.
"Oh, come on! It's super hot out here, we'll sweat to death." The first one said.
"Besides, we'll look all geeky!" The next one said and they all laughed.
Ruby, however, got pissed and raised her ruler into the air. "Nobody messes with this witch, take this!" She shouted, calling lightning down upon them, causing them to collapse on each other. Gin then popped out of the bushes.
"That's enough! This girl's getting in the way of my scoops!" He said fiercely.
Later, he met her out in an alleyway. "You said it was important, what exactly do you want?" She asked.
"Ruby, look, you've gotta lay off this dress code thing." He told her.
"Dress code thing?" She asked, brushing her hair back behind her ear and out of her face. "All those lost photo opportunities spelling trouble for your collection, huh?" She asked, shocking him. "I guess I nailed that one." She said.
"No! That's not it! It just doesn't make any damn sense! I'm thinking of you here, Ruby!" He said, but suddenly she walked up to him and it looked like she put her knee up to his crotch (Oh, shit's gonna get real).
"And I appreciate the concern. But Ginei, do you think you could look the other way for a little bit longer? If you do that for me, I might be inclined to do a little private photo session for you. It'll be just the two of us." She said, allowing him to look at her breasts.
Up on the rooftop where they could clearly see the happening, Serena and Selene watched, Serena recording it with a tape recorder and Selene filming it. "She's totally bribing him with her body!" Serena whispered.
"And she calls us tramps for wearing short skirts." Selene replied.
"Sai, are you getting all this?" Serena asked through an earpiece.
"Damsels in success, you two are." I said, writing the story down so we could bring Ruby down.
"I... See where you're coming from. I'll stay out of your way for a bit." He said, walking off and drooling like an idiot.
(He fell for that one: Hook, line and sinker. Now all that's left...) She thought.
Later, we surprisingly see Nekonome and Ririko walking together and having a pleasant conversation as if they didn't have a series of bad confrontations withing very close proximity of each other. Suddenly, they were interrupted. "Hey, girls." Ruby said. She then held up her arm with the ruler in it. "I require full cooperation with the teachers, too!" She demanded, to which they both seemed to show annoyance and/or dislike.
The next morning...
"Ruby." I said to as the better characters in our group walked up, eager to get to the club room.
"And a very good morning to you, Sai." She said happily, stopping her sweeping.
The rest of the group then walked up and greeted everyone and Ruby was enjoying how much less flirtatious it seemed.
"And then... It happened." The guy who says the "Rosary Seal" line when Moka's rosary comes off said.
At that moment, there was a large gust of wind, blowing all the girl's skirts up in the breeze, revealing all the girl's panties, except for Lady, who still wore the biker shorts or whatever. Either way, this caused Ruby to spit up milk or something. "That's about enough of that! Right in front of Sai!" She screamed, then heard a familiar meow. She looked over and was shocked to see Ririko and Nekonome in their old schoolgirl uniforms. "What are you doing in those?!" She asked.
"This is the only long skirt I have, meow!" Ms. Nekonome said.
"I won't allow it, I won't allow it! As dress code monitor, I can't allow those outfits!" She shouted, then took a step, tripped on a tiny rock and fell, causing her ass to stick up in the air and her skirt to fall over her head, revealing her panties. To everyone's shock, they were incredibly scandalous: It was a bustier like what you'd see women at strip clubs wearing usually.
"Wow. Ruby." Kurumu said slyly.
"Whoa, look at those." Moka said, glowing red.
"Now that's something." Mizore said, covering Yukari's eyes.
"And you say we dress like tramps." Serena said.
"We don't even need the story we were writing with something like this." Selene said.
"How the mighty have fallen." Draco said, Nicolas nodding.
"Well, whaddya know?" Nekonome said with a kitty face.
"A shocker." Ririko said.
Ruby then sat up, embarrassed. "Did you guys see?" She asked.
"Hard not to." Nicolas said.
"Yeah, you certainly gave quite a lot to see." Draco added.
"Talk about skimpy." Serena agreed.
"Might as well not have been wearing anything." Selene said.
"I can't believe someone with THAT underwear..." Mizore started, still covering Yukari's eyes as she struggled to see around her hand.
"Goes around lecturing people about morals." Kurumu finished for her.
"So scandalous." Moka said. Tsukune barely able to register what was happening do to a nosebleed.
"This hurts your credibility." Nekonome said.
"Yep. Sure does." Ririko said.
"You guys mean as Dress Code monitor, right? Not everything. It's not like if in court she's the one witness. 'Your Honor, check out these panties!' 'Whoa. Okay, you're free to go, she ain't credible as a witness.'" I said.
"But you... All of you... All you ever do is flirt with Sai and hang all over him. When is it my turn, huh?" She asked, crying.
"It won't be. None of you girls are getting with me. Lady is my only girlfriend, I'm not taking any of you girls as girlfriends, end of story." I say. Then thought of something. "That's it. Okay, I'mma just fast-forward to the important stuff at the end." I said, fast-forwarding.
Later, in her room...
Ruby got dressed (PS. Not to sound like a perv, but if you're anything like me, it was hard to see what the big deal about Ruby's panties was before, so you can see the whole bustier set-up better now) and left somewhere. She then went to a big room that looked like some form of control room, with some type of machine in the center powered by a rosary similar to Moka's. She observed it for a moment, then entered the director's room. "Today was the same. I didn't see anything unusual." She said.
"You're doing an incredible job. Thank you." He said.
"I see it as my duty to watch over this." She said.
"We need the great barrier. It is the key to the whole existence of Yokai Academy. If something were to happen that might cause a breech in the great barrier..." He started, an image of 3 priest-looking guys standing over a barrier around the school.
"It would be innovated with a flood of monster energy. Without a barrier between the human world and the monster world. Our entire existence would be plunged into endless chaos." She said, an image of such happening.
"And then things would be just like before. Monsters and humans at each others throats. And endless cycle of violence, death and destruction." He said, an image showing such. Then he turned to her. "Managing the barrier is of the utmost importance. And you've done excellent work." He said.
"Your praise gives me great honor." She said, bowing her head.
"Even though we've done it to hide your purpose here, I still feel bad about making you take odd jobs around campus. I'm sure it's a source of constant difficulty." He said, putting his hand on her shoulder.
"Not at all. You've kept me safe, sir. And now, thanks to you, I even have a new talisman, Mr. Director, I owe you nothing but my sincerest gratitude." She said.
"I continue to rely on you, Ruby." He said.
"I'll do whatever you ask of me." She said.
Shit just got real!
[Indeed. We may have to take our job as the new security committee a bit more seriously.]
(If an all out war like that could happen, no doubt.) I thought from my position on the ceiling in the room, teleporting back to my dorm for some sweet loving with Lady.