A girl appears, wearing a Captain's uniform, and with long silver hair.
"Hello, fellow readers," she introduced herself, "My name is Teletha Testarossa, a.k.a. Tessa. I am from Full Metal Panic, and the captain of MITHRIL. I am here with an important announcement. The next chapter of "The Gang – IN-COLOR" will feature me. But also, it will be the fan fic's first EXTRA chapter, starring bassist Peter Giese, and his escapades in his trip to Targus City, when the video was shown of him singing Megumi no Hito, a while back. For now, please enjoy the recap of the previous chapter narrated by me."
Acknowledged, Miz-K
Last time, The Gang's Peter Giese and Mizuki Takase entered and spend the night at Crystal Park's Wild West area – Crystal Gulch, during their hunt for Sailor Venus. From there, they met a young girl from Jindai High, and a survivor of the massacre, long ago, Mizuki Inaba, who was a life-size doll, effected from the AU's DNA mixer. Takase was named Sheriff, as her boyfriend became deputy, and later learned of Sailor Venus, under the alias, V the Kid. From there, Minamo Aino, under the V the Kid alter-ego, began sucking face with Giese, only to be caught. And with a deadly shootout finished, with Takase the winner, The Gang escapes Venus.
But trouble is brewing, as Venus catches them, about to fire a Crescent Beam at Takase! OH, PETER! What will you do?
Tessa saluted, "Well, that's it. See you in the next chapter."
She walked off, but tripped down to the floor, hurting herself. She groaned, "Ohh…"
She turned to the 4th wall, "Start… the chapter!"
Chapter 39
Sailor Senshi Attack (Part 7)
Showdown in Crystal Gulch
"VENUS CRESCENT BEAM!"
She fired a beam at Mizuki.
"MIZUKI!"
Peter tackled Mizuki out of the way, as the beam blasted at the windmill. The wooden windmill crumbled into pieces, as Venus huffed, "Damn. I missed."
He cried, "You leave my girlfriend alone!"
Venus shouted, "I won't take any lip from you, Deputy! My battle is with the Sheriff! But I will suck lip on you, when in finish."
Sailor Venus posed, "Pretty Guardian in the Sailor Suit, for love and beauty – Sailor Venus! In the name of Love, I'll punish you!"
She pointed at Mizuki, "YOU, Sheriff Takase! The Big Guy, however…"
She winked and blew a kiss at him. Mizuki seethed, "Fucking bitch! You dare take my man?"
"I do more than take your man, Sheriff… I'll marry him!"
"Then you shall die!"
She fired her pistol at her, hitting the blank bullets at her chest. She said, "Didn't hurt. Not bad for a shell of cartridges. I guess the owner had some moxie, prevent gun violence in the park."
Mizuki said, "So I heard. This place is known for a safe environment. No killing is allowed."
Peter said, "Unless someone takes an eye out."
"SHUSH!" Mizuki yelled.
"Well, I reckon that we may as well, since I'm the only one that kills. After all, I'm a rogue Sailor Guardian…"
"Maybe so, but we had a deal, and we're taking you in."
"Then maybe I'll RESIST!"
She dive down and kicked Mizuki in the chest, as she turned to Peter, "What's it gonna be, hunk? Save Mizuki, or date me?"
Peter was nervous, as Mizuki responded, "STUPID! FIGURE IT OUT! She's using you to kill you!"
He nodded, as Venus griped, "Do you care for this 100cm boobie girl?"
"Peter! You know I am very hot! And I'm up to 99, thank you!"
"Don't listen to her!"
"You're becoming so scared."
"I like it, since it's hot… Don't be a sissy about it."
He gasped, "I'M A SISSY?!"
He grabbed Venus's bow and was about to punch her, until…
"HEY!" Mizuki I shrieked, as she dove at Venus, tackling her down to the ground.
Mizuki got up and said, "Man, that was close."
Peter said, "You're telling me. No girl that loves me would call me a chicken."
"But you act that way, most of the time."
"Shut it, Sheriff."
Mizuki I got up, as Venus was out like a light. She started to moan, as her abdominal area was damaged.
She groaned, "That bullet shot… I… I don't think I can take it… How did you know where I was hit?"
Mizuki I shouted, "Drop the act, stupid cupid! You want these two to die, just for you sick deeds for Super S Industries! I am a full-fledged fan of your makeup, but the way you act lies in front of customers is so wrong!"
She stomped on her chest and cried, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
Mizuki whispered, "You and I better skedaddle. I have a plan on obtaining Sailor V the Kid."
Peter remarked, "I've got a better idea. We find the general store and blacksmith and grab the items. I smell a trap for Sailor V."
They ran off, as Mizuki I stopped stomping. She started to slow down, "I HATE YOU! I hate… you… I… Haaaa…"
She froze, as her spring unwound. Sailor Venus shoved her off, as she got up.
"HMPH! Stupid little toy…"
Rather than destroying her, she left her on the ground and went to pursue Peter & Mizuki.
"This ends now…" she said, as the scene turned sepia tone, again, "Mizuki Takase, I'm about to make you pay, for making me mad. And I'll deal with the doll, later. LET'S GO, SHERIFF!"
Meanwhile, Peter and Mizuki left the general store, with bags of supplies. They started running off to the desolate area, which had rundown buildings and sheds.
(Music plays)
(Balladeer): Now Peter knew the Sheriff
couldn't take on Sailor V
But he didn't want to hang around
before things would get real ugly
(Ugly!)
Mizuki never really knew
what plan he has today
(Chorus): Day, day, day~!
(Balladeer): But she knew if you win, in the end
you live to fight, another day
(Chorus): She's stands for justice
and stands for beauty and love…
Sailor V…
(Balladeer): Don't get hit from above…
XXXXX
He hid behind a small box, as he held up a long string. He rigged an empty henhouse full of explosives. Knowing his love of destruction, he'll lure Venus into the trap, knocking her out.
Mizuki rebutted, "Uh, Big Guy, won't the blast kill her?"
Peter said, "You heard what Usagi said. Dead or Alive!"
"I know, but I don't thi-."
"Shut up! I see her."
Sailor Venus started walking to the desolate area, as the others fled.
"Okay. We have to soften her up, before we can detain her." Mizuki said, "Follow me."
Venus walked through the blacksmith shop and called out, "Come on out, whatever you are! You is a dead man, sheriff!"
Mizuki called, from out of nowhere, "Come find me, V! I'm taking you in, whether you like it, or not!"
Venus stepped through the shop and shouted, "Okay! You asked for it!"
Peter then dropped an anvil onto Venus, but he missed. The anvil fell behind Venus.
"Shucks! I missed!" He groaned.
Venus looked up and said, "There you are! Why the hiding spot, loverboy?"
Peter slinked off, as he was still on the rafters, "Sorry, but I'm not playing hard-to-get."
Venus fired her beam and called, "I want to marry you! Maybe we can go on a date!"
He replied, as he dodged each beam, "No, thanks! I'm already booked for the next 8 to 10 years."
She blasted the rafters, as Peter fell down, into a bale of hay. He jumped out, screaming in pain.
"YAAAAAAAAAH! IT HURTS!"
He was pinned with a needle in his butt.
He said, "Oh. I found the needle in the haystack."
Venus smiled, "Let me kiss your wound."
Peter ran off, as he cried, "YOU DISGUST ME!"
She chased after him, as Mizuki ran off, at the other end. Peter was cornered in a small barn. He grabbed a pitchfork and used it to secure defense on her. Venus grabbed the pitchfork, but he shoved her down, nearly piercing her body. He climbed up the rope and went up to the catwalk way above the roof. He escaped through the open window and said, "Try and catch me!"
He looked down and suddenly felt dizzy. He moaned, "Whoa… My acrophobia is at it, again…"
Mizuki cried out, as she was on a white horse, "Peter! Jump on!"
"ARE YOU CRAZY? I can't hurt that pony, with my weight! I'll crush her!"
"Peter, it's okay! Slide down the gutter pipe and hop on!"
"Okay, whatever you say!"
He slid down, but fell in a THUD. He got up and dusted himself off. He hopped on the white horse and said, "What about my trap?"
Mizuki said, "Don't worry. It should be ready for her BOOM time. Now, let's ride!"
They galloped off, as Venus got out of the window and fired her Crescent Beam, aiming at the horse. She blasted at the horse, as it was spooked. It started to buck and jump, as Peter & Mizuki hung on.
"WHOA!" Mizuki cried, "EASY, GIRL!"
Peter cried, "SHE'S NOT A BUCKING BRONCO, THAT'S FOR SURE!"
The horse, still terrified, threw them off the saddle, landing on the ground. The horse ran off, as Mizuki growled, "Damn you, Sailor Venus!"
He shouted, "Come on! RUN!"
They ran off, as Sailor Venus continued to pursue them.
"Now what? I don't suppose you have any ideas left!" He cried.
She said, "Well, we'll keep on running, until she's out of breath. Once we see fatigue, we'll take the trap, that-a-way!"
She called to Venus, "You hear me, you boyfriend-stealing sidewinder? You is gonna get it, now!"
Venus continued to run, as Mizuki called, "BIG GUY! JUMP!"
Peter and Mizuki jumped down into a small chasm.
CRASH!
Venus halted, as she knew that they have fallen to their deaths.
"Idiots. No one would survive a fall, like that." She said, "Pity. He was a hot boy…"
She walked away, as Mizuki and Peter were still standing, behind the wall of a chasm. It was about ten feet deep.
"Phew! She's gone." She said, "Good thing, too. She was about to kill us. Though… I'm sorry about the white stallion we rode on…"
The white horse they rode on was killed, when it plummeted into the rocks.
He sighed, "Man, I want to go home… I don't think I can take this trip. I know we're after Sailor Venus, but this is ridiculous!"
"I know what you mean. It's like she's a not-giving-up type of girl. I shudder to think what the other Sailor Guardians are like."
He said, as he got up, "Well, I'm not sticking around. We have to lure Venus into my trap and blow her to Kingdom Come!"
She nodded, "You're right, but it may need some strategy."
She snapped her fingers and said, "A-HA! I got it!"
She whispered to his ear, as they set up a plan.
XXXXX
Hours later, Venus returned, as she looked around to find Peter. She found him, in the middle of the field. He signaled to her, "Hey, Sailor Venus! Come on in! I got something for you!"
Venus laughed giddily and said, "Oh, my dreamboat… You're alive!"
He replied, to the 4th wall, "Her dreamboat is about to sail…"
She ran to him, in slow-motion, "Peter… My love…"
He dashed off, as the speed returned to normal, "SHUWACCHI!"
"Catch me if you can, Venus!" He laughed, as Venus chased him.
She cried, "Hey, no fair! You're so hard to play hard-to-get!"
She sniffed, "But I can smell your mystique musk… so rich, so versatile, and so stinky…"
He griped, as he went to a huge farm. He moaned, "I don't smell like manure!"
He thought, "Sailor Venus is supposed to kill me, and yet, she's infatuated by me. It makes no sense. Unless…"
He and Venus were at the farm, as he signaled to her to enter the henhouse. She then said, "Oh, no! You first…"
He gulped, as she grabbed his body and threw him in. She then winked and went inside, locking the henhouse door. However, it was dark for Sailor Venus to see.
"Where are you? I guess we're playing "7 Seconds of Heaven." Sounds good. Kiss me… Kiss me…"
Outside, Peter snuck out of the henhouse, since the main door was the only way out.
He replied, "You've got to have brains, in case your prey refuses to go first. Plus, I hate the dark."
He held up some boards and hammered the door tight. He dashed off, as Venus cried, "Hello? Peter? My dreamy hunk? V the Kid is going to hogtie you and fondle that big belly of yours!"
He groaned, "Ew. Sailor Venus is never like that."
He signaled to Mizuki, as she was up on a small cliff. She then held up her gun and fired a shell onto a barrel, close-by. The barrel started to leak out fluid, as Peter then used a small lighter and flicked it. It let out a flame and said, "Your hunk is burning!"
He threw the lighter onto a puddle, close to the henhouse, as the liquid started to produce flames, from the ground. The fire surrounded the henhouse, as Venus called out, "It's getting hot in here! Seriously, it's burning! GET ME OUT!"
Peter ran to the water trough and shouted, "HIT THE DECK!"
BOOM!
The henhouse exploded into burning pieces, with Sailor Venus inside. The building was reduced to rubble, as Peter and Mizuki ran together to each other.
"YEE-HAW!" He cheered, "I knew my idea would work!"
She remarked, "We did it. You made the trap for Sailor Venus, and I modified it. All I had to do was rewire the TNT and set up a barrel of gasoline. And, of course, you had that lighter I gave you, in case we'd use it for certain routines for July."
Peter said, "That reminds me… We need a new lighter. Of course, the chicken coop was old and decaying. Luckily, I had the windows and open holes covered, to make sure Venus didn't see me. Also, I had to make an escape hatch, from the ground."
Mizuki said, "Well, we failed at obtaining Sailor V, but she won't be harassing Usagi, for long. But something about Venus was all wrong… She loved you. And… Percival gave us the message that this Sailor Guardian was a trap. Something's amiss here… and I think I better mosey on over to Percy, and get the answers to this phenom…"
She held her iPhone and contacted Percival. Peter, however, notice some rubble moving.
"Uh, Miz…" he stammered, "I think our trap wasn't foolproof, at all…"
Mizuki cried, "What are you talking about?"
He pointed at the wreckage, all in a scared look. A person emerged from the rubble. It was Sailor Venus. She survived the explosion, as her hair and bow was messed up, and most of her skin was removed, showing chrome skin and metal plates. Venus stood in place, making electronic sounds.
"A ROBOT?!" Peter and Mizuki cried.
This, too, was another decoy!
"Sailor Venus loving Peter made perfect sense. This imposter was in love with him, to use you!" She said.
"I knew she was a robot," he replied.
"WHAT?"
"Yes, well, no Rogue Senshi would ever love me, except for robot girls, in case you forgot…"
"Big Guy Dorado! You knew, and you never told me?"
"Well, I kind of heard her ticking sound, from her breasts."
"Oh… That makes sense."
"And I didn't bother telling you, since you'd laugh…"
She growled, "No, I'd fully understand. But you see, now you'd understand why this Sailor Scout Gynoid hates your guts!"
The robot shouted, "NO! What you don't understand is… BZZT! …is… BZZT! …is that my boss wants you dead… Both of you! You don't fool around with the Sailor Guardians!"
She did her pose and called out, "Agent of Love and Beauty, the pretty sailor-suited soldier, Sailor Venus! In the name of Love, I will punish you!"
She then beeped, "Oh, and Peter…"
She held her arm up and said, "We're through!"
She fired her Crescent Beam at him, as he dodged out of the way. Mizuki shouted, "She's a freak!"
He cried, "RUN, YOU FOOL!"
They ran off, as Sailor Venus went after The Gang's love couple. The scene turned sepia tone again, as Venus said, "Great. Another ballad of me. This I like. And I get paid for it, with every word about me."
(Music begins)
(Balladeer): Well, that big ol' blast didn't kill Venus
But made things a lot worse
Just when it would be real nice
to rant and scoff and curse…
Unless the sheriff and deputy
Find a way to stop Sailor V
(Chorus): Robot V~
(Balladeer): There would be a lovely-dovey couple
buried within deep knees…
(Chorus): She's stands for justice
and stands for beauty and love…
Sailor V…
(Balladeer): Don't get hit from above…
The music ends, as Mizuki and Peter ran all the way to a cemetery. Mizuki gasped, "Artemis Hill! This is where all of Venus's victims are buried!"
She was right. The place was surrounded by tombstones, with an orange symbol of Venus on each grave. It also had empty slots, in which two of them were reserved for Peter & Mizuki.
He trembled, "Dude, no wonder she wanted to kiss me… You were right, Miz! She wanted me dead…"
Mizuki barked, "Quit cowering! We have to find a way to stop the Robot Venus! This is nucking futz, if you ask me! And, well… I'm sick of this stupid cowboy get-up!"
Peter said, "NO! Miz, we have to. Something about it makes me very certain. If you're thinking of fighting Sailor V, as Card Master Peach, you're crazy! Save your glory for Moon!"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
He viewed Sailor Venus from far away, as he continued, "You said so, yourself. You wanted to compare with Asahi on being Card Master Peach. And you said that Sailor Moon was your arch-rival. I think it's for the best that I will fight this robot girl! It's against my will and boundaries, seeing I was a magnet for robot girls, everywhere, including a stupid knock-off, but she used me! And now, NOW I'M PISSED!"
He was about to grow large, but Mizuki stopped him, "STOP! You're right. I know this is a terrible crisis, but… But if we win, we'll have saved Crystal Gulch! Besides, I'm sheriff in this city, and I say… We work together, babe."
She kissed him, as Peter waved his hat, "My, my. Her kisses are hotter than cacti."
Mizuki snuffed, "No, they're not."
He said, "Let's do this."
He thought, "But without my Beast Gene, I cannot perform the Railway Upper. If only I can harness that energy to destroy the evil robot."
Venus arrived, as she started to stare down at the duo. She said, "You two… What a shame… I was going to kill you in Crystal Gulch… but now, I guess it's better to bury you here, in my favorite spot – Artemis Hill. Of course, you'll need no undertaker."
She started to sprout huge machine guns from her shoulders and breasts and beeped, "Rest in peace!"
She fired bullets at them.
"DUCK!" Mizuki shouted, "THOSE ARE REAL BULLETS!"
Peter squealed, "OH, JESUS!"
He ducked behind a huge tombstone, as Mizuki was hiding behind a huge stone tomb. She signaled to him, "Serpentine… on my mark… Then we attack…"
Peter signaled back, "What?"
Mizuki signaled, "Do a zig-zag… then when I say "GO"… fight…"
He signaled back, "That's suicide!"
She signaled, "Trust me. I'm not a robot, okay. But YOU and I need to talk… after this…"
He signaled back, "Oh, right. I said I was sorry!"
She flipped the bird and signaled, "Fuck you and your excuses! It was a mistake!"
He growled, "Don't blame me! It was your own fault!"
She sighed and said, "When this is over, remind me to clobber you."
She shouted, "And when was it MY fault? YOU HAD IT GOING, UNTIL YOU HAD TO BE KISSED!"
He argued, "Oh, yeah?"
She bickered, as she stepped out, "YEAH!"
She then snapped, "Well, I've had it! You can be fondled, all you want, but I'm NOT sticking around, while my boyfriend is being a whiny little bitch!"
He snapped, "Yeah, fine by me!"
"We're done! You and I are through!"
"FINE! I'm done looking at you, you whore!"
"FINE, YOU JERK!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINE, DAMN IT! FINE!"
They scoffed, as they turned away, "HMPH!"
Venus was in disgust, as she called, "Are you done breaking up?"
They turned to her, completely in fright, as Venus fired her bullets again.
"VENUS METAL BARRAGE!"
She continued to fire, as Peter & Mizuki dashed off, hiding together behind a huge tombstone. She stopped firing and called, "You can run, but you cannot… CLICK! …cannot… CLICK! …cannot… CLICK! …cannot hide!"
She started walking, as Peter and Mizuki held each other. Mizuki was crying, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you!"
He sobbed, "No, it's my fault! Why did we fight, like that?"
She said, "Easy. You think my plan sucked."
He cried, "Well, you said that I made an excuse about it! She came onto me!"
She griped, "Well, that's too bad! Now, I never want to see you again, on account that we're going to die!"
He groaned, as she was fuming. He said, "Mizuki… I'm sorry…"
He held her hand and said, "I love you… I don't want to see you, or me, die… Mizuki… just promise me… If we survive, let's make-out, here, without any interruptions…"
She cried, "Not in a cemetery! But… well… I guess so… Seeing that we broke up, and seeing that we fight… I'm just happy just to be with you."
They hugged, as Mizuki said, "I love you."
They stopped hugging, as…
BANG! ZING!
"AAAH!" A piece of gravestone was chipped off, as it fell beside the couple.
Peter got up and growled, "THAT DID IT! NOW I AM MAD! I'm not going to die, after we fought! I'm going to protect my ex-girlfriend and stop this mad gynoid!"
He stared her down and continued, "Minamo Aino! You dare hurt my former girlfriend, just because of your sick deeds? NO MORE! I'm done being a coward, over gynoids fawning over me, especially the ones that tried to kill me! I may be a Gang member, but I have heart! So what if I am a jerk, a coward, a wuss, and even a loser? I'm nothing but a man who'd protect everybody, including Mizuki, Asahi, Steven, and even Farra!"
Venus barked, "I could care less about your ambition to protect the ones you loved! I loved you, only to lose your girlfriend, in the process! I guess I broke your heart, and her heart, too, Giese. Too bad that you have to die, now. What will you do? You can't do shit!"
Peter yelled, "THAT'S WHERE YOUR WRONG! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP! Even if I die, I'll never give up! You have such pity over me, since you may be one of my fans, in the robotic kind! That is because I don't care! I could care less about your needs, even Mizuki's, since we broke up! I usually don't like it, when a robot like you tried to salaam me, just because you think of me as a hunk! And because of that, I show a lot of regret, remorse, guilt, and disgust over them, and I sometimes freak out a bit, since you girls are like that! WELL, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! I'm not going to ruin my life, Miz's life, or everybody else's! You want to ruin my life by killing me, fine! But stay away from the one girl that you will never break up from me! And that girl… is Mother Earth!"
He started to glow in his fists, as he gasped, "Huh? What's this?"
His hands grew big, like boxing gloves. He laughed, "DUDE! I got huge mallet hands!"
Venus scanned him, as she smirked, "That does not compute! DIE!"
She charged at him, as Peter launched a barrage of punches onto the face and body of Sailor Venus. He roared, "FORGIVE ME!"
POW! POW! SOCK! BAM!
Venus was sent flying into the air, after a jab-uppercut combo.
"Mizuki! Heads up!" He called to her.
Mizuki held her wand out and started to swing at Venus, as she was heading down.
"Here! Take a taste of LOVE and HONOR!" She cried, "PEACH HOME RUN!"
THWACK!
Venus was sent flying, as Peter grew big.
She shrieked, "AAAAAAAAAH!"
Peter glowed in a blackish aura, emitting smoke, "As a friend of mine once said: REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
He launched a HUGE right punch at the fallen gynoid.
"JUSTICE MEGATON DIESEL!"
HONK! HONK!
The horn of a diesel engine is made, as the punch landed heavily on the broken Venus.
"AAAH! AAAH! SYSTEM ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! REEEEEE-FRESSSSSSH!"
BOOM!
Sailor Venus exploded into nothing, as her entire parts were strewn all over Artemis Hill. Peter reverted to normal size, as Mizuki cheered, "YEE-HAW!"
Peter held his hands, as it was in pain, "Ow… Ow… Owwww…"
He smiled, holding his hurt right hand, "That was deadly… I never knew I had it in me… and I learned a new move!"
Mizuki said, "You used your Beast Gene, as a last resort! See? You didn't need it."
He said, "So did you. You used your Peach Staff, but you didn't transform."
Mizuki said, as she held up her wand, "True. But I may still need it. Sailor Moon, you're next!"
She then looked at the black device and saw a purple dot, escaping from the map. She said, "Well, it's obvious. This Senshi was a decoy. I guess someone reprogrammed it, acting like and looking like Sailor Venus, and made it into pure evil."
Peter asked, "Uh, what do you mean?"
She said, "It means one thing – we were set up. Someone is using the Sailor Guardian's likeness, and used it to destroy all of us."
He gasped, "NO!"
"Yes."
"I won't believe it, not from my brainy ex-girlfriend! But still, though… My only wish is that the others will be fine."
He turned to her and said, "You know, I have a good idea… I'll let you get the credit. After all, you helped me, Sheriff."
Mizuki started to tear up in her eyes, as she sobbed, "Peter… Oh, Peter…"
She held him and started to kiss him, "Oh, Peter… I miss you…"
He kissed her back and said, "Mizuki, let's never fight again."
"Okay. I want you so badly…"
They continued to make-out, in the cemetery, as they rolled around on the ground, kissing each other. Peter & Mizuki broke up, and after destroying Sailor Venus, they got back together. Sailor Venus stood for love and justice… but she was no match for The Gang's friendship.
The vultures dove down on a dead tree and perched on a branch. It held up an iPhone and took a picture of the couple, kissing and making out. It let out a snicker, as it flew off.
Meanwhile, at the industrial area, which is a huge factory-like city, full of blue sky and tall buildings, Michelle and Asahi, in their traded clothing, were taking a subway to the main city area.
Michelle asked, "So… You have a girlfriend?"
Asahi blushed, "Oh! You know I'm not a lesbian…"
"No! I mean, boyfriend! ACH! Stupid!"
"Oh, that… Well, I haven't found the right guy for me, yet."
"I see. Sorry about the mistake."
Asahi asked her, "Uh, Miss Nevins, do you have a girlfriend, or boyfriend? Uh, not to bash you or anything… but-."
Michelle stammered, "ME? Uh… Well… Uh… Uh… Uh… Uhhhhh…"
She smoked from her head and was beet red in embarrassment, "I, well… I have no one to love, since nobody loves me… for-. I mean, well, what I meant was-."
She gasped, and then scoffed at her, "Shut up! You don't know me, you pop idol… Why should you ask me such a sodding question like that? I am NOT a lesbian, and I NEVER will be!"
She thought, "I'm really a Feral Beauty agent. But if she ever found out about my hidden crush on Joanna "The Stalker" Stevens, my life is over."
Asahi said, "Well, okay. I figured, since you asked me. Plus, it's great to be in a mission. It's an honor to be helping out The Gang, and its original member, Michelle Nevins."
She bowed, "Please, show me the ropes, since I am new to AAW!"
She bowed frantically, "I'm sorry! Oh, my god! Help me! HELP ME!"
Michelle said, "Whoa! Calm down. You need to compose yourself. When I go on a mission like that, I try to relax and avoid all or any distractions."
She thought, as she was angered, "Especially Joanna…"
Asahi nodded and said, "Oh, like when fans recognize you, whenever you are in disguise?"
"You, too?"
"Yeah."
Michelle groaned, as she adjusted her bow. Asahi straightened her black jacket and said, "This is, by far, the best idea you ever thought of. I love experimenting as a hot British girl. But the surliness is one thing I cannot do."
Michelle hissed, "I'm NOT surly!"
She sighed, as she held up her black device, seeing two faint dots. "Wait a tick…"
She and Asahi viewed the two dots, as she responded, "Asahi, you stay with me, until we arrive. Once we do, Sailor Mars is a dead ducky, eh what?"
She then thought, "And when I arrive, Steven Nevins… You better show up!"
The subway continued to run, as they arrived at the city.
Back at Crystal Gulch, Mizuki Inaba saluted to Mizuki Takase, as they cheered for her, since she's sheriff.
"And for bravery, beyond our control, Crystal Gulch likes to celebrate this day as Mizuki Takase Day!"
The townsfolk cheer, as Peter held Mizuki tight. He said, "I'm proud of you, babe."
He thought, with a smile, "As I said… Catching crooks is for Sheriffs, sweeping's for Deputies. I owe you one, Mizuki."
He left, as Mizuki said, "Thanks, partners. But the credit really goes to Peter. He was a great help, since he had such a big hand. The Big Guy just learned a new move, as he cared for me, when I was down. I will tell you this, hombres. Crystal Gulch will still need me, if any. But being sheriff is a tough job. I wish to stay, but…"
She threw the badge down and said, "But I have to go. V the Kid has been dealt with. But there's yet another varmint that I'm after."
She thought, "And that's you, Sailor Moon."
She then said, as she walked away, "For now, my boyfriend and I are going to ride off into the sunset. Adios."
She went to find Peter, as Mizuki I was in tears, as she was smiling for her.
"Oh, Sheriff Mizuki… You are a true hrrrrr…"
She froze again, as her spring unwound again. Mizuki then held her key and said, "But just in case… There can be only one "Mizuki". And that's me – Mizuki Takase!"
She somehow stole her key, out of territorialism, over her name.
You rock, Takase!
XXXXX
Peter waved to her, as she arrived at the corral, "Hey, babe! Betsy and I were waiting for you!"
Mizuki gasped, "Betsy?!"
He showed her Betsy, a black and white cow.
"MOOOOOO!" Betsy mooed.
Mizuki giggled nervously, "Oh, right… Betsy."
She muttered, "Dumbass."
Peter hopped in, in a saddle, as he extended his arm to her. "Wanna ride, Sheriff?"
Mizuki smiled and said, "Sure. And you can stop calling me Sheriff. My work here is done."
She hopped on, holding Peter from behind, and blushed, "Oh, Peter… I love you, so much…"
He laughed, "HA, HA, HA, HA! Giddyup, Betsy! Onward to our next destination! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
The cow trotted off, as Mizuki closed her eyes and held on. She blushed, as she moaned, "Peter…"
She added, "Thanks for opening up. You're over being scared of being salaamed? She did kind of kiss you, and it was a robot."
He said, "Maybe… But I'm going to let it ride out, and see what happens. The only girl in my life, now, is you. Mother Earth, however, she's needs the full-time protection from all of us."
Mizuki laughed, "Big Guy, you're all right!"
The scene turned sepia tone, as Peter and Mizuki trotted off into the sunset, on Betsy.
The balladeer, with blond hair and a blue shirt and jeans, appeared. He adjusted his glasses and tuned his guitar. He then held the motionless Mizuki I, and hopped on a stagecoach.
"Dude! That was total badass! I saw everything, and Sailor Venus went BOOM!" He cheered.
The balladeer was Hetalia's America!
He played his guitar and sang, while the stagecoach rolled off.
(Music began)
(America): So, if you're gone to ride the range
and prepare for a rodeo
Take a lesson from The Gang
and trust the ones you know
Sheriff Mizuki got Sailor Venus
but had a real close call.
This is where the… (Chorus): chapter ends…
(America): But the fan fic's not. After all…
Pieces of Sailor Venus were still all around Artemis Hill, as a figure grabbed her severed hand.
(Chorus): She's stands for justice
and stands for beauty and love…
Sailor V…
(America): Don't get hit from above… Dude!
The girl revealed to be… Minamo Aino?!
She laughed evilly, "AH, HA, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! SUCKERS! AAAAH, HA, HA, HA, HAAA!"
WHAT? The REAL Minamo Aino?! First, we see a decoy of Sailor Mercury, discovered by Percival and Steven C, then Farra & Heather destroy a Robot Sailor Jupiter, and Heather recognize the voice a mysterious woman, and now, the REAL Sailor V is shown, picking up the pieces of her android double?
What the fuck is going on? And will Asahi and Michelle discover about Sailor Mars, before it's too late? And who is the puppet master, behind these heinous traps?
Don't miss next week's next exciting chapter!
Mizuki asked, "By the way, why didn't you get a horse?"
Peter replied, "All they had were rejects from the glue factory. Those horses I found were feeble. And knowing my weight, I'd go ahead and borrow the milk maiden's pet cow. I didn't want to do that, but…"
He removed his hat and said, "It's the law in the West, babe."
Mizuki smiled, "Good for you, Big Guy."
She then sighed, as she muttered, "Why bother?"
Sailor Moon REBOOT Countdown: 18 days.