Okay... Startin' off on kind of a low note, I guess... The one member of the security committee I spared only for this cameo was walking to school with her head hung low, the other students making fun of her. "Hi my name is Deshiko Deshuki (that's what it sounds like). I used to be on the security committee, but lately it seems like everything sucks for me. With everything that happened to the security committee last and I've been feeling like a total reject ever since." She said sadly, sniffling a bit and holding back tears (knocked you off your high-horse, didn't I, bitch? We all know she deserved it, she was the next most arrogant member after Kuyo).
"Excuse me." An unknown male voice said behind her.
"Am I nuts, or did I just hear the coolest voice in the history of the world?" She asked (you're definitely going crazy. There is no cooler voice than mine). She turned around to see said male student, but a blinding light was covering his face.
The light then faded to reveal a good-looking male student who smiled and... Ugh... Flashed his teeth in doing so. (Whoa. I guess not everything sucks...) She said, then doing something like what Moka would, putting two of her fingers together and swaying back and forth shyly. "Hello. Can I... Help you?" She asked shyly.
"Oh, I was just wondering: Where is the faculty lounge, Je t'aime?" He asked, his teeth flashing (what kind of Asian speaks French? And I can get away with saying that, I'm Japanese).
She then dropped her bags and staff she still carried on her back and hugged him. "I'll be your slave from now until the end of time!" She said happily (I don't trust this...).
Later in class...
"Listen up, everybody! We have a new student transferring in." Ms. Nekonome said in her usual happy tone, the screen moving to show the male student from before.
"Ugh... ANOTHER character I have to write lines for. I got rid of Ayane for a reason!" I said.
"Wasn't it also because you were adding her for badass purposes and adding Draco and Nicolas eliminated any need for her?" Serena asked.
"...Touche`," I said.
"So, it's important that we treat him with respect. His name is Kotaro Ijuuin!" She said.
"Kotaro? That first part sound a little familiar? KO-taro?" I asked, thinking.
"Ya don't say..." Draco said, looking puzzled.
"Yeah, I think I heard that somewhere..." Nicolas also added.
"Maybe suspicious, but we can't jump to conclusions based on that." Damion said, to which I nodded. He then looked at me at this moment. "Sai, why do I get the feeling this guy will do something to our sisters and girlfriends?" He asked.
I instantly darkened at this. "If he does, HE WILL DIE!" I said.
"Hello there, guys, I'm Kotaro. How goes it?" He said to the class, running a hand through his hair and acting appealing, casting a small trance over the girls in our mostly female class, minus the main girls.
"You know, only now do I realize how many chicks are in this class. We've got Saizou, Tsukune, now this new guy and the 4 badasses, that's it." I said, the guys nodding in agreement.
"We're glad to have you, Mr. Ijuuin. Grab that empty seat over there." She said, pointing to a seat behind me (in the original episode, it was behind Moka, but I think I said I sit behind her in the first chapter).
"Screw that guy. I'd rather have Sai." Kurumu said slyly.
I was about to call her on this, but Serena beat me to it, saying exactly what I was thinking. "That's not being respectful Kurumu." She said teasingly.
"THANK YOU!" I said.
"You know what, I actually agree with Boob-zilla there, but about Damion instead." Mizore said.
"Me, too. I'm gonna cast my vote for Sai as well." Yukari said.
"Hey, what are these guys, chopped liver?" I asked, pointing to Draco, Nicolas and even Tsukune.
"I think we all know I'm sticking with Sai, too." Lady said, but for this one, I didn't object.
"Come on, you guys, cut it out, this isn't a popularity contest." Moka said.
"Really? I guess you'd rather have the transfer student." Kurumu said.
"That's one girl off my back." I said.
"Hey, that isn't true! Sai or Tsukune are the ones for-" She stopped, looking in front of her and Tsukune.
"Hey, there, Moka." He said.
"Tsukune...
"Moka..."
"Oh, my gods!" I said, pulling on the Howling Cannon from Ninja Gaiden.
"Tsukune..."
"Oh, Mo-AAAAGH!" Tsukune started, but then screamed in pain as Kotaro stepped on his foot, possibly by accident, but I doubt it, as he seemed to be grinding his foot on Tsukune's.
"I bet that hurts." Damion said.
"Yeah, I really don't think that felt good in any type of way." Selene said.
"Nice job though." Damion added.
"Oops, sorry, my bad." He said, Moka standing up.
"Tsukune, are you okay?!" Moka asked worriedly.
"He just stepped on his foot, no biggie." Draco answered.
"It's just that my feet are so huge. They're like they have a mind of their own." He said.
"I like this guy!" I said.
"Same here." Damion said.
After class...
Almost everyone had left, except for Kotaro, who was organizing his papers, about to get up when a girl walked up to him. "Hey, Kotaro! The next class is music, do you want to walk there with us?" She asked, one of her friends popping up beside her (it would be Hairy, Burly and Moe, but Damion, Selene, Mizore and I killed them, so these are just 3 random girls).
"Since you just transferred in, you probably don't know the way to the music room, right?" She asked another one popping up beside the first one.
"Well, don't worry, we'll show you the way there!" She said.
He smiled at this and flashed his teeth again as he spoke up. "Well thank you, girls. I think I might take you up on that." He said, to which they cheered, but then he spoke up again, now looking somewhat sad or concerned. "Hey, listen." He said, getting their attention, then the camera zoomed in on his eyes mostly. "It was nice of you to come up and talk to me. I don't have any friends here. I was pretty nervous. I need you girls. You're with me from now on, Je t'aime." He said, teeth flashing.
The three of them then dropped their books and latched onto him. "We'll devote our lives to you!" They all said.
He chuckled, then had a somewhat devious look on his face. (This is just the first step) He said in his mind.
Later, in the lunchroom...
Tsukune took a drink and then looked at us. "Hey, we need to think of what to feature in the next issue, don't we?" He asked.
"Oh, dear gods, he made a good point." I said, making a barrier of demon energy around me, preparing for a meteor shower (That's an apocalypse joke).
"Hey, I know, how about we do a column by me called 'Kurumu's yahoohoo cooking?'" Kurumu asked energetically.
"We all have our own columns, we need the MAIN issue, the one people see on the front page but almost never read." I told her.
Yukari then made tarot cards appear. "How about 'Yukari's relatively accurate tarot card readings' instead!" She said happily.
"RELATIVELY?" Serena, Selene, Lady and I asked at once.
"Forget that, cooking is the way to go!" Kurumu snapped at the young witch.
"No, it's tarot!" Yukari snapped back.
"No, we're doing cooking!" Kurumu argued.
"No, tarot!" Yukari insisted.
"How about we do an article of everyone with a bad idea for an article shutting the fuck up for a while?" Damion suggested.
Mizore then popped up behind both of them. "I've got a column for stalkers. I have a great title. It's called 'watching over the one you love.' It's perfection." She said, walking away.
"Not to be mean, but I DON'T think that will sell a lot of issues." Serena said, only loud enough for those at the table to hear, not Mizore.
"So, anyone have any better ideas?" Selene asked.
"Well, either way, we should gather up all the facts at the clubroom later. After all we need to get Gin's opinion too, right?" Moka said.
"Right. That sounds like a good plan." Tsukune said.
"Do we HAVE to get his opinion?" I asked.
Shortly after, we were giving back our trays and such, Yukari being the last one to do so. "Thanks for lunch! Everything was great!" She said happily, then took off after us, but slapstick comedy prevented this, as she slipped on a randomly placed banana peel (btw, I actually tried this, banana peels aren't slippery enough to cause you to slip and fall if you step on one). But before she could fall and hit the ground, Kotaro came out of nowhere and caught her bridal style.
"Hey, are you alright, there? You need to go to the nurse?" He asked (after what happened 7 episodes ago, are you crazy?!).
"No, I'm fine." She said as he set her down.
"That's good news. Even the mere thought of any kind of injury befalling you... It makes my heart shutter. It wounds me. See?" He asked, taking her hand and putting it on his chest.
She blushed and perked up a little before turning away. "Oh! Yeah, um... I... I guess..." She said.
"You're so cute. You're my little bunny rabbit, aren't you? Je t'aime.' He said, teeth flashing.
She then fell under his spell, the white parts of her eyes going yellow and smooth jazz started playing. "Oh, yes... I'll be your little bunny rabbit forever." She said. (Why'd I say that? What the heck's going on? This doesn't make any sense at all! Why am I acting like this all of a sudden?!) She thought to herself as she leaned into him.
Later...
We were having gym and the girls were playing volleyball while the guys were doing the high hurtle.., Jump... Flip... Thing. "Tsukune! Do it!" One of his friends outside of us said as he was the next one to go.
"Yo, yo, Damion, $5 say he gonna fuck up." I said, to which Draco put money against.
"I'm not gonna bet, I'm too bored." Damion said.
"And now for the fail." Nicolas said, waiting eagerly.
"Right!" Tsukune said, running up and jumping, but as expected, hit his head on the bar, which was surrounded by thorns.
"GODS-DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I said as it was replayed in slow-motion. "What, is hen bout to miss the- OH SHIT!" I said as Tsukune missed the safety bag and hit the ground hard.
"Damn!" Draco said.
"So, that just happened, but the plot won't let him die, he a'ight, so Draco, how 'bout that $5 now?" I said as he grumbled and got it for me.
"That had to hurt like a motherfucker." Damion said.
Not too far away, Mizore was stalking Damion and watched the fail. "Of course Tsukune would bite the dust like that." She said, but suddenly sensed a presence behind her. "Who's there?!" She demanded.
Kotaro was leaning up against a tree and then walked a little closer, although he was still hidden in the shadows. "I wish you wouldn't frown at me like that. It really ruins your beautiful smile, you know." He said.
"And where the hell did you see my smile, huh?! You creepy bastard! You're a stalker, right?!" She asked (You can't really say anything right now, Mizore).
"I know all about you. And I've looked deep inside your heart. And there you always have a smile ready for me." He said.
"I knew it! You HAVE been stalking me!" She said angrily, but then he leaned in close to her, putting his hand on the tree behind her so now there was only a small distance between them.
"Although bashfulness can be a virtue, right now it's really getting in the way of what I'm trying to do with you, kay?" He asked. "Go on and show me that smiled you have hidden somewhere inside you. Je t'aime." He said, teeth flashing. Her fate was now sealed. She was now another one of his mindless, yellow-eyed slaves.
(What's happening?! My face is suddenly...) Mizore said as she was forced to give an actually very cute smile.
The bell for class rang and Kurumu and Moka were chosen to carry the volleyballs back to... wherever they go. Moka was having to do more lifting, as Kurumu wasn't. "Come on, Kurumu, lift up your end, okay?" Moka whined.
"I can't help it, my boobs keep getting in the way!" She said, which was true, as her boobs were now pushing down on the volleyballs and preventing her from lifting more. Suddenly, both girls fell, sending the volleyballs everywhere after they crashed.
"Oh, no." Moka said, running after them.
"Crap!" Kurumu complained, then went up to the nearest one, kneeling down to pick it up. "Why did you bounce away, ball?" She asked (I hope she knows it's not alive and can't answer).
"I'd never do that." A voice said.
She looked and saw Kotaro standing behind her with his hand on his face as if he was thinking/admiring a beautiful painting or something. "Oh. Hey, new guy." She said. "Sorry, but I've got some balls to go grab." She said, walking away (She can make ANYTHING sound dirty, jeez!). She started to walk off until he grabbed her shoulder lightly.
"That's pretty cold, don't you think?" He asked.
She merely looked over her shoulder enough to see him with an annoyed look on her face. "Your hand. Get it off my shoulder." She said.
He chuckled a bit at this. "You act so tough. Even though, deep down, you're a sweet, sensitive, shy little girl, right?" He asked (Do you know who you're talking about?! You described the OPPOSITE of the person standing in front of you!).
"What?! Shut up! You don't know me!" She asked, turning around to face him.
He put his hand on his chest simply. "I don't, don't I? That tough girl act is just a persona. Deep down there's a fragile person, a delicate little angel, but you don't have to hide that from me. I'll take you just like you are. Show me the real you. Je t'aime." He said, teeth flashing (the real her is more than any one man could handle! You know not what you do!).
Now, Kurumu was hypnotized like all the others so far. "Oh, yes, please, take me as I am." She said, dropping the volleyball she was holding and- whoa! She was now lifting her shirt up enough for her boobs to now be only covered by her bra. (What?! What's going on?! I can't control my hands! Stop it! No!) She pleaded in her mind.
The ball she dropped then rolled over to where Moka could see it. She then looked up and was shocked to see what Kurumu was doing and rushed over quickly. "Hold on, no, don't do that!" She said, quickly grabbing the Succubus' shirt and pulling it back down. She then looked angrily at the new student. "What's going on, Kotaro?! What are you trying to pull here?!" She demanded.
He chuckled a bit at this. "Oh, Moka." He said.
"Answer me! What exactly are yo up to?" She asked.
"Come on, now. Don't say it like that. It hurts my feelings. All I want is to make new friends." He said.
"Liar!" She said.
"That makes me feel bad. Especially coming from you. It hurts." He said, stepping so his feet were together. "Why do you dislike me so much?" He asked, then took a step forward.
This caused Moka to take a step back, pulling Kurumu back with her. "Stay back!" She said.
"Come on, now. Paradise is waiting for us. Je t'aime." He said, his teeth flashing and some form of waves rushing to Moka.
(What is this? What is this feeling?!) She asked in her mind.
"Not yet. I see you still haven't given yourself over. Such a naughty tease. But you do understand, don't you? I want your love! To take it prisoner! Oh, Je t'aime!" He said, another wave rushing over her.
(This isn't good! I can't resist it any longer!) Moka said, struggling, her eyes closed, but then she opened them and they were yellow. "Take me now. Please let me be by your side forever." She said. (Why on Earth did I just say that?!) She asked.
"Me too! Oh, let me be by your side." Kurumu said. (Why the hell would I wanna be by his side?!) Kurumu asked.
"Take me now! There's no way I could live in this world without you!" Moka said, stepping forward. (No! What's going on, that's not how I really feel!) She screamed in her head.
Kurumu then grabbed one of his hands. "You make me so unbelievably horny!" She said, leaning into him (I bet even the word toothpaste could do that). (I've lost control of my body!) She thought.
"I love you, Kotaro." Moka said, also leaning into him. (No more!) She screamed in her head.
(Rescue us, Sai) Both girls screamed in their head.
Unbeknownst to everyone, Lady was around the corner, having heard the commotion and investigated from a distance. "What are you up to, new guy?" She asked.
Not too much later...
Serena just got a drink of water when she suddenly turned to see Kotaro. "Whoa! What are you doing here and why were you sneaking up behind me?!" She demanded.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to get talk, but I didn't want to disturb your drink." He said.
"Well, make it fast whatever you have to say, we need to get to class, quick." She said.
"I see why you are part of the blade clan. So sharp and quick to the point. There shouldn't be a man here not trying to win you over, Je t'aime." He said, flashing his teeth.
The same waves came over Serena, but she was able to fight them off, much like Moka. "What are you...? What's going on?!" She asked, holding her head and looking away a bit.
"Oh, please don't resist or look away. It hurts my feelings." He said, grabbing her chin and turning her back to face him.
Suddenly, Lady was right by her side, one hand on her shoulder, the other hand holding her pistol to his face. "And I'll hurt everything else if you don't get away from her right now." She said.
"Oh, my goodness!" He said, shocked, running away.
"That's right! Better stay away from the other girls, too!" Lady said, firing at his feet a few times as he ran. "You okay, Serena?" She asked, turning to face the smaller girl.
"Yeah, fine. Thanks, Lady." She said, hugging her inevitably future-sister-in-law.
Lady smiled and hugged back, but then looked over her shoulder to where Kotaro retreated. "Still, we're gonna have to do something about him. FAST." She said.
Meanwhile...
"Kou-buddy?" Kokoa called out, searching the halls for her bat, who was strangely not around. "Come on, Kou-buddy, where are you?" She asked. She then passed by Kotaro and a couple of girls. He smiled at her, but she just ignored it. "What's with that creep? Ga-ross." She said as she continued to storm down the hall.
"Kotaro! Look, I made them myself! You want one?" Moka asked, holding out cookies to him as the rest of the main girls from the original anime surrounded him, also offering goodies.
"Wow. All the girls sure are being nice to that transfer student, aren't they?" Tsukune asked awkwardly.
"Nicer than I'd like." Damion said, glaring at the fact Mizore was one of the girls all over Kotaro.
Later, in the clubroom...
I stood in front of the group, adressing everyone. "Ladies, gentlemen, *to Gin* pervert, Tsukune... We have an issue we must discuss." I said, originally facing the blackboard, then turning and facing them. "The new student has become a problem. He seems to have casted a trance over the majority of the female students. While this gets Kurumu, Moka and Yukari off my back, we cannot allow this to stand. For one, he is robbing women of their free will. Two, he corrupted Mizore as well and attempted to corrupt Serena. Three, he's scaring the shit out of everyone worse than the old security committee. As the new security committee, these are things we cannot allow to stand." I explained.
"Exactly, something is definitely up!" Tsukune said.
"I am gonna make that new asshole suffer beyond imagination for taking Mizore from me. And I don't care if I'm seen as a murderer, I'm going to make him pay." Damion growled.
"Damn." Draco said, scooting away from the vampire.
"I'm scared right now." Nicolas said, also moving away.
"Damion, chill. We can't kill him yet, we're only halfway through the episode." I said.
"Still, you're right. There's something strange about that guy. It's time old Gin stepped in. I'll see what's up with that guy." Gin said.
"You're my hero, Gin!" Tsukune said with stars in his eyes.
"Excellent. If the werewolf doesn't work, then we'll throw the vampire at him." I said.
"I don't know about this..." Serena said.
"Not a good idea." Selene agreed.
Gin, meanwhile, looked absolutely pissed. (There's no way! I ain't about to let the new guy take all the girls for himself!) He said in his mind before leaving. "Later, guys, I'm out!" He said.
"See why I picked him? He's straight to business." I said.
Later...
"Join me. And we can be together forever." Kotaro said with Gin hanging onto him, hypnotized.
"Anything for you, I love you, man!" Gin said, his tail wagging.
"I... Did NOT see that coming." I said, weirded out.
"Ditto." Damion said, also creeped out.
"Ew." Draco and Nicolas said together.
"I feel sick." Serena said, looking away.
"This just got worse than I thought possible." Selene said, trying not to puke.
"Must... Wash... Eyes!" Lady said, putting eye drops in her eyes to purify them of what we just saw.
(I can do it! With this power, I could take over the whole academy!) Kotaro thought in his head, then laughed, his teeth flashing repeatedly.
"ENOUGH TOOTH FLASHING!" I shouted, running at him.
"Je t'aime." He said, trying to hypnotize my.
"No, Kotaro, dono yamete!" I said, holding my head, resisting (That apparently means stop it in Japanese. Just because it's my culture doesn't mean I speak it, sorry).
Ms. Nekonome then popped out of nowhere. "Excuse me, Mr. Ijuuin? You really shouldn't be carrying on like that in the hallway, you know?" She said.
He went wide-eyed for a moment before throwing Gin away and looking to her. "Oh, I-" He said, then got too close to her. "I know it can never be, but I just can't help it." He said.
"Is he seriously doing what I think he is?" I asked.
"Indeed." Draco said.
"You're way, too close, meow!" She said.
"Caught you napping!" Damion said, rushing in while he was distracted, but he turned to face him at the last moment.
"Je t'aime!" He said.
"No, Kotaro, dono yamete!" He said, struggling like I was (for those of you not getting the reference, watch TFS' Dragon Ball Kai abridged episode 2).
He then turned his attention back to Nekonome. "You are older than me, but... I still want you." He said.
"I can't believe they got away with this being as teacher's sleeping with their students is a big AND sensitive issue in America right now. Second only to Marijuana legalization and gun control." I said, pondering this..
"No! Ugh... Look, a student shouldn't say things like that to a teacher! It's not right, meow!" She said.
"Nevermind." I said, now understanding how they got away with it.
"My goodness, what lovely cat hair you have. Je t'aime!" He said
Later on...
"Kou-buddy!" Kokoa called, still looking for her bat companion. "Kou-buddy, come out wherever you are!" She called. I should also say at this point, pictures of the new guy were plastered everywhere around the school for some big concert he was going to have. "Kou-buddy! Come on out!" She called, walking into our classroom, which was empty (You know, I'm surprised she's not getting pissed by now). "Kou-buddy..." She growled, then darkened. "Where the hell is everybody today! That stupid-ass bat! He's supposed to be my slave, but I can't find that jerk anywhere! When I do, I'll beat him to a bloody pulp!" She said angrily (I retract my previous statement).
Back in the clubroom...
"Okay, the big issue now, this guy's got a concert going to hypnotize the rest of the students. If he succeeds, even the badasses that are us may not even be able to stop him." Damion explained.
"But he can hypnotize us if we try getting in his way.
"So, we can't fight this guy head-on like we usually do, can we?" Draco asked.
"Prolly not." I said. "Gonna have to do this ninja style, or like Assassin's Creed for you, Damion." I said.
"Selene and I will go get the ninja and assassin suits." Serena offered as the two of them left. However, right when they got out of the room, they ran into, guess who? Kotaro.
"My, what are you two lovely ladies doing out here all alone. You should be spending time with someone like me, Je t'aime." He said, trying to hypnotize them.
"No, back off!" Serena said, closing her eyes and looking away.
Selene however, was not prepared and started to fall under the spell. "Oh, yes! You can take me anywhere." She said.
"No, Selene, snap out of it!" Serena said, shaking her, then turned to him and kicked him all the way down the hall. "And stay back!" She said, then turned back to Selene. "This may hurt, but it should work!" She said, delivering a hard slap to Selene's ass (true fact: Serena is a bit of an "ass girl" I think people call them. She actually made these couple of lines of hers and is the reason I wrote most of the spanking fanfictions I did).
Selene began breathing heavily and holding her butt from the smack. "Thank you, Serena. That helped, but it hurt." She said.
Serena giggled at this. "Well, plan B was a wedgie." She said teasingly.
"Okay, let's not go that far. That smack was good enough." Selene said nervously, to which Serena laughed more.
"Okay, let's go get the stuff." She said as the two quickly went past the dazed student, who recovered and glared at them at this moment.
"Oh, rest assured, my pretties. You will be mine very soon." He said.
The next day...
The concert was happening and Moka, Kurumu and Yukari all got in front of the stage, dressed in scandalous outfits: Moka looking like Chun-Li with pink hair and in a white dress, Kurumu in some type of bee outfit and Yukari dressed up like a bunny. "Je t'aime!" They said as the lights on their side came on.
The lights on the next side came on to reveal Mizore dressed as I think a maid and Nekonome dressed like a nurse. "Je t'aime!" They both said.
Kotaro stood in the middle of the stage with his head down, the screen slowly coming up his body and when it reached his upper body, he looked up at the crowd and started singing.
Meanwhile, the gang was up on top of the stage lights, looking down at our victim. I was dressed like Ryu Hayabusa while still wearing my trench coat, Lady was wearing a black hooded cloak, Draco looked like Azreal from Batman: Arkham City (type in Arkham City Azreal if you either don't have the game or haven't completed that mission), Damion was dressed like Ezio in Assassin's Creed: Revelations (with the black robes instead of the white ones), Serena was wearing Ayane's outfit from the first Ninja Gaiden game, Selene looked like some type of mummy ninja, wrapped up in form-fitting black bandages and Nicolas was dressed similar to Batman, but less bat-like. We just dumped a couple dozen buckets of black paint on Tsukune so he'd blend into the dark like us. "You know, strangely, this is kinda catchy. The music, anyway, the lyrics aren't really doing anything for me." I said.
"Focus, will you?!" Damion snapped.
"So, what's the plan?" Serena asked.
"Hold on, I'm thinking..." I said, then noticed that Tsukune was now positioned directly above Kotaro, so if he should fall... "I've got it!" I said, pushing Tsukune down, causing him to fall, crashing down on Kotaro. However, Kotaro merely got up, easily pushing Tsukune off of him and then Ruby jumped down from nowhere and started lashing at Tsukune with a whip. Everyone else in the group looked at this, deadpanning, then looked at me. "That was my plan, where's yours?" I asked.
"I say just kill the bastard!" Damion said, about to jump down, when suddenly-
"Wait!" I said, stopping him, pointing to the redhead vampire climbing her way on stage. "What's Kokoa doing here?" I asked.
She got a microphone from I got no clue where and interrupted. "Just shut the hell up!" She shouted.
He finally stopped singing, although the music was still playing and he looked nervous. "Uh... Ms. Kokoa?" He asked.
"Ms. Kokoa?" Kokoa and the members of our group asked.
"Uh... What I mean is do I know you, whee?" He asked, still nervously.
"Oh, don't tell me." I said, putting all the pieces together.
He got nervous and tried to wave off what he said, but it was too late. Kokoa may be hotheaded, but she's not stupid. "Wait a second! Are you-" She asked, Moka working her way over to them, although she was still hypnotized and dancing.
(Oh, no! Don't listen to his voice, Kokoa!) Moka said in her mind, still getting closer.
He suddenly got a smug look on his face with a dark anime background behind him. (I've come this far. May as well seduce Ms. Kokoa!) He thought. "Je t'aime!" He sang, springing and sending the hypnotic waves at Kokoa, although they didn't have much effect on her, while the rest of the audience screamed in joy. He looked at her with a smirk, but she merely started cracking her knuckles.
"Kou-buddy! I've been looking for you!" She said.
(I'm pretty sure I'm getting this line wrong, so bear with me on this one. I even watched it subbed and that didn't help, but it DOES support what I THINK the line is) "What are you talking about, my lovely little turd (It's either that or turn, which makes no sense, the dubbed version called her a disgusting cherry)? Je t'aime!" He said, trying to hypnotize her again, but this only served to piss her off.
"Ah! What the hell does that even mean?! It sounds like it's French or something!" She snapped.
(Shit! I guess vampires are a tough nut to crack!) He said in his mind.
"That's racist!" I said.
"We should go on a date, just you and I! Je t'aime!" He said, firing his waves again, but this time she looked strangely happy.
"You wanna die?" She asked happily.
"She's starting to remind me a bit of Akeno from Higschool DxD..." I said.
"How so?" Serena asked.
"She gets happy and turned on by hurting things." I explained.
He turned away and coughed, but then did a big pose. "Till I breathe my last breath, you're mine and mine alone! Je t'aime!" He said, now firing red waves of hypnosis at her, starting to hypnotize her.
"What is this?... I don't like it... It feels really weird." She said as her eyes turned yellow, but she still appeared to be herself.
"One more time and she's mine!" He said, then his voice changed somewhat into his high-pitched bat voice. "Just one more time, whee~!" He said, then had a fantasy about marrying her.
"Wow, you really are my little Kou-buddy, aren't you?" Kokoa said, swaying back and forth.
"That's right, whee~!" He said in his normal-ish voice.
"Alright, I've had enough of this." I said, pulling out the Howling Cannon.
"And pretty soon, Ms. Kokoa, you'll be calling me your beloved Kou forever!" He said, but suddenly Moka stepped in between him and Kokoa, cutting off the psychic waves and preventing me from shooting her.
"Gods-dammit, Moka!" We all said at once.
(Just stop it! Don't go getting any funny ideas.) Moka said, standing beside Kokoa.
"Both sisters at the same time, that's not a bad plan, whee~! I'll make you girls forget absolutely everything! Je t'aime~!" He said in the human voice and in sing-song towards the end.
"Not quite." I said, jumping down in front of them in a kneeling position, firing the cannon now that I could do so safely. Unfortunately, he dodged.
"I saw that one coming from a mile away. I know all the tricks up your sleeves, Sai. Did you really think that I'd-" He started, but then I pulled off the rosary. "Oh, holy shit, whee~!" He said in his normal voice.
"Big sis, you're back!" Kokoa said, practically fawning over her again.
"You're pathetic. Losing your senses over a crappy little magic trick like that?" She scolded the younger vampire.
"Sorry..." She said.
"Less talky, more ass-kicky." I said.
"Right. We'll talk later." She said, stepping up beside me.
(Oh, no! What the hell should I do?!) He said in his mind.
"Probably give up, beg for mercy and let her kick you. It's only once, then it's all over. It's like a band-aid. You rip it off and it hurts like a bitch for a minute, but then you'll feel better." I said.
(Wait! With my power, I can win this thing!) He thought.
"No. You really can't." I said.
"We don't need words. Listen! Look into my eyes! My love for you! It is so vast! It's infinite like a thousand sparkling stars, shining-" He started, but then
"SHUT UP!" Kokoa shouted, kicking his hand and causing him to jam the mic into his own mouth.
"They are gonna FUCK HIM UP." Damion said.
"I can't wait!" Serena said.
"Does anyone have popcorn?" Selene asked.
"FINISH HIM!" Draco and Nicolas shouted together, to which I nodded and pulled out a chainsaw, but the two vampires got in between him and me.
He gushed blood from his mouth, fell to the floor and looked up at both of them. "Uh.. Look, Ms. Kokoa, when you got back from the ski trip, you were all tuckered out, so I decided-" He started, but Moka interrupted.
"Do you really wanna hear all this or no?" She asked.
"No, as a matter of fact, big sis, I don't." She said.
"Sorry, man, you're fucked. You're gonna wish I got to you with the chainsaw first." I said.
"What about the band-aid thing?!" He asked nervously.
"Oh yeah, um... I lied." I said with a fake smile.
"Hold on a minute, Ms. Kokoa, I was doing you a favor! I thought if I got rid of all the people in your way-" He started, but Moka stopped him again.
"Tell someone who cares!" She said, doing a handstand and kicking him.
"See? I told you she looked like Chun-Li. This image right here makes her look like she's about to start the Spinning Bird Kick!" I said.
Kotaro bounced around the stage from the force of the kick, crashing down in front of the two sisters. "If you're smart, you'll stay down." I said.
He returned to his senses a bit and reached for the mic. "I could... I should still be able to..." He said, grabbing the mic and starting to get up.
"You really don't like to listen, do you?" I asked, pulling out the cannon again.
"All I have to do is get up!" He said, getting up somewhat, but went forward to soon and ended up... Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, he's fucked! He wound up going underneath Kokoa's skirt and Moka's dress.
"You are SO fucked it's not even funny." I laughed, stepping back to a safe distance, getting ready to use Tsukune as a human shield.
Both vampires had a creeped out/violated look on their faces while Kotaro didn't even know what was going on. "Huh? Dark." He said, then realized where he was and freaked out, stepping back, looking at the two furious vampires over-flowing with monster energy.
I turned to the 4th wall at this moment. "Oh, yes, folks. There will be bloodshed. You may want to stop watching, this is gonna be bad." I said, turning back.
"You're nothing but a stupid little bat. And if you think you can just go around lifting up the skirts of vampires, you've got another thing coming." Kokoa said.
"OH, she's pissed!" Draco said.
"An ass will very soon be kicked." Nicolas agreed.
"Well, you've got some big brass ones, I'll give you that much. Still-" Moka said.
"Whoa! I've never seen an aura like that before!" Tsukune said, holding onto me in fear, shaking.
"Just be thankful it's not directed at us!" I said, also holding onto him.
The two began running at him at deadly speeds. "No, you've got the wrong idea! I was just gonna use this body to-!" He started.
"LEARN YOUR PLACE!" They shouted, both spinning twice and kicked him in the chest together, sending him flying back into one of the bigger platforms of the stage, falling to the ground.
"Oh, that wasn't so bad." I said, pushing Tsukune away from me.
"That was this episode's showdown. You know, I never thought I'd be calling it on myself, whee~." He said, passing out, returning to normal, the tooth he'd been constantly flashing falling out and releasing some type of mist.
"FINALLY! Can't flash the fuckers anymore, can you?" I asked.
Suddenly, all the girls in their trance returned to normal... Then promptly passed out. The weirdest and probably grossest part was how Kurumu, Yukari and Mizore passed out, Kurumu's head resting on Yukari's ass and Mizore's face was probably a foot at most away from Kurumu's ass. Kokoa laughed happily at this, her voice squeaking at one point. "Oh, I knew you could do it this whole time! Oh, Moka, you're the best big sister in the whole world!" Kokoa said, hugging Moka and nuzzling her boobs.
"I don't know about that one..." I said, remembering the countless times Katana's gotten me out of a lawsuit or helped me win one, or when she slaughtered an entire army of demons trying to kill me.
"If you wanna say thanks, you'd better say it to the other Moka." Moka said, Kokoa looking up at her. "She barely had control over herself, but regardless, she did everything in her power to try and rescue you." She said.
"But she- That other stupid girl isn't even the real Moka, dammit! I've only got one big sis and that's you." She said as Moka came and got the rosary from me.
"Well, beggars can't be choosers." I said.
"I... Don't think that line really fits here, Sai." Damion said.
"It doesn't?" I asked.
The girls then woke up. "Hey, guys, what the hell are we doing on stage?" Mizore asked.
Yukari looked down at herself and freaked out. "Why in the name of everything holy am I dressed like a bunny?!" She demanded.
"Hey, what in the world just happened here, Sai?!" Kurumu called to me.
"Hate to steal Ruby's line here, but... It's a long story." I said.
With Kokoa...
She thought about what Inner Moka had said, but shrugged it off. "But that one isn't even my real big sister. Let's go, Kou-buddy." She said, walking off.
"I'll be right there, whee~" He said weakly, trying to follow her, but then fell and passed out.