Once again, starting off at a different angle, as we're somewhere in the forest, hearing a female narrating to herself about what she was doing. "The academy I was approaching was an enigma shrouded in secrecy, but even so I refused to be afraid!" She said, a little shakily at the end, but then a swarm of bats flew by and she screamed, hugging a tree in fear, now revealed to be Kyoko, Tsukune's cousin/ older sister-figure. "Scaredy-cat! Get up! Where's all that bravado you just had?!" She complained to herself (right out the window, apparently...).
Flashback...
"Oh, you're going to visit Tsukune's school?" Tsukune's mom asked Kyoko.
"That's right!" She said determinedly.
"Well in that case, I'll make some of Tsukune's favorite rice balls, you don't mind bringing them to him, do you, Kyoko?" She asked.
"This isn't a social visit! The Blades and Tsukune's friends from school had weird powers, he might be in danger!" She said.
"Kyoko, we've already had this conversation, you must've just dreamed that they had strange powers. The Blades even moved away with you spying on them like a hawk all the time. Too bad, they were nice neighbors and now I hear they moved on top of a mountain." Tsukune's mom said again.
Meanwhile, on top of Mt. Fuji...
"Well, it may be a little harder to breathe way up here, but I get reception everywhere." Katana said, playing with her phone.
"And we don't have any neighbors to keep spying on us like that Kyoko girl. Strange and eccentric girl, she is." Mom said, sipping some green tea as she enjoyed the view (fun fact: as a whole, green tea is the majority of my family's favorite type of tea).
"Yeah, why would anyone think there's something wrong with us?" Lance said, decapitating his training dummy with a katana, then split it in half from the stub where the neck was to the bottom of it with a knife hand (martial arts strike with the flat side of your hand on the opposite side of your thumb), then turning all the pieces to ash with lightning from his hands.
Back to them...
"I'm sure of what I say, Auntie!" Kyoko said, sneezing suddenly. "It feels like someone was talking about me." She said.
End flashback...
Kyoko stood up suddenly, one fist raised. "That's why I've gotta get to the bottom of things at this weird school." She said.
Suddenly, we hear a bike coming up at high speeds behind her. "Move it!" Kokoa shouted, shocking Kyoko. "Get out of my way now!" She shouted, still flying right at her on her bike with her eyes closed. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hoenstly side with Kokoa on this one, as Kyoko was just standing there in the middle of the path and even when seeing danger heading straight towards her at high speeds, still just stood there like an idiot... Dumbassery must run in Tsukune's family, I guess. Kokoa attempted to brake from the sound of it, but the two still collided and both were sent flying, their two packages, which were CONVENIENTLY wrapped in the same kind of cloth, flying past each other and criss-crossing to the other person, away from their previous holder (I would've said owner, but Lilith's mirror doesn't belong to Kokoa). Both girls grumbled in pain before Kokoa recovered and turned around to face her roadkill victim. "Hey, what the hell were you doing, just standing there like an idiot?!" She demanded (thank you).
"We don't have time for this, whee~" Kou said (oh, he's still alive).
"Yeah, you're right! We just got our hands on a secret weapon that's gonna bring my big sister back!" She said as she picked up (what she thought was) her package and took off, much slower than before (Kou doesn't have hands).
"Wait, was that a bat talking to that girl just now? And speaking of which, I'm pretty sure that I've seen that girl somewhere before." She said, trying to think, when suddenly the school bells rang. "Those bells! I'd better get going!" She said, grabbing (not) her package and rushing towards the school.
Shortly after...
She reached the school and looked it over. "So this is Yokai Academy? I thought it would be modern, but it looks more like a gothic building out of the middle ages." She said (so, she knows about historic architecture, which very few people know anything about, but she's not smart enough to get out of the way of a speeding bike coming directly at her?). She then looked down in time to see Moka and Tsukune conversing while I walked beside them talking to Lady and Serena. "What the? Tsukune! Hey, wait, Tsuki!" She said, chasing us. We were busy with our conversation and couldn't notice us, but she still tried to get Tsukune's attention. "Tsuki!" She called out, then stopped, despite the fact we were still walking away and didn't turn towards her. "Hey there, cuz." She said, but then Kurumu ran past her, dressed in a maid's outfit.
"Sai!" She called out. "Take a look at this!" She said, referring to her outfit as she tried to glomp me, but I moved Moka in the way. Kurumu was shocked when she saw the pink-haired vampire's head between her boobs instead of mine, but then moved back and pulled her skirt outwards a bit. "I'm wearing it because I heard this outfit as all the rage with girls back in the human world. And I'd be happy to serve you in any way at any time. My sexy master." She explained, bending over to reveal her panties (and tail) to me, which shocked Kyoko.
"There is no single style in the human world anymore. People just wear whatever they want." I said, kicking her in the ass to knock her down, now ready to throw Tsukune in the way at any point should she try something again.
Kurumu was ready to get up, but then she was knocked back down with a golden washtub and Yukari- what the hell?! No! Since when has Yukari been able to fly?! With a broom, I get it, but she has no broom and no wings, how is she flying?! Anyway, she floated down into view and was flying above the ground. "No, I'm gonna be the one that's serving Sai!" She said.
"Well, I'd like you to serve your mouth shut." I said.
Mizore then froze her in mid-air, walking up along with Damion and Selene. "They are really getting out of hand." She said.
"Don't remind me." I said.
Koyoko was shocked, then hid around the corner. "It's those same girls! I thought there was something strange about them when we first met, but this confirms it! What are all of them doing fawning over that Blade guy in the hallway? What kind of school would allow that?!" She demanded (all the rules of this school are pretty much thrown in the garbage at this point). The bells rang again when Kyoko got a dumbass idea in her head. "Yokai Academy must be some kind of training school for workers in the sex trade!" She shouted with an anime background of fierceness or something behind her. It has to be! That's the only explanation why those cute girls would be throwing themselves at one of those Blade guys like that!" She said.
"I hear a dumbass who needs their ass kicked somewhere around here. Some stupid idea about the school and dissing my clan. They're lucky if I don't kill them." I said, looking around.
"Easy there, killer." Damion said.
"No, Killer is my Doberman." I explained.
Kyoko heard this and was scared, looking down at the package in her hand. "This whole situation is way too weird. Maybe I should just forget about this school and these rice balls and just leave." She said (they're not riceballs now).
"You wouldn't happen to be my new master, would you?" A girl's voice asked softly.
"Don't call me master, I'm not one of those tramps over there." She said, but then visualized herself in a blue version of the maid outfit with the skirt blowing in the wind to reveal her ass and panties. "But if I was in one of those maid outfits, I'd be way cuter than any of those hookers in training!" She said braggingly.
"Master?" The girl asked again.
"What?!" She snapped, but was then shocked to somehow see a mirror in her hand. "A mirror? How did Auntie's rice balls turn into a mirror?!" She asked.
When I heard this, I sighed. "Someone's either on crack or they're just retarded. Maybe they're related to you. Tsukune." I said.
"Hey!" He snapped.
"Oh, like you're gonna do anything." Draco said as he and Nicolas walked up.
"Only get his ass kicked if he tries to start this." Nicolas added.
Meanwhile, in Kokoa's dorm...
She was furious to see that she now had riceballs instead of the mirror. "What's this?!" She demanded, growling.
"These are the yummiest riceballs I've ever had, whee~!" Kou said happily as he had what looked like a chocolate riceball in his mouth if they even make those.
"That's not the damn point!" She shouted, smacking him out of the air.
Back with Kyoko...
The mirror was shining brightly and a small little fairy came out of it, sitting on the end of it. "So nice to meet you! My name is Lilith and I'm the spirit of this mirror." She said, happily. "And I'm guessing you must be my new master, right?" She asked.
Kyoko paused for a minute, before throwing the mirror away and running, screaming. "This is way too scary, it's like something out of a horror movie or a TV show!" She shouted as Lilith flew after her, still holding the mirror (oh, you haven't seen anything yet). Suddenly, she stopped, causing Lilith to bump into her. "Wait a minute! That's what's happening! I'm getting punk'd on some hidden camera show aren't I?" She asked, then turned around to see Lilith. "How'd they pull this effect off, it looks way to real to be a prop. I wonder if it's some kind of CGI?" She asked (you can't CGI stuff in real life, dumbass. Especially not something that close to someone).
Lilith made a noise of confusion before understanding. "Oh, master, I see, you're just a regular human, so you probably haven't seen too many monsters before." She said.
Kyoko laughed and leaned back a bit at this. "Monsters! That's pretty funny! Well, I guess this is obviously a comedy show, isn't it?" She asked (more of a harem/fanservice show for sad, lonely pervs with no life and nothing better to do).
"Can't you tell I'm real?" Lilith asked. "Great, my new master's a total moron." She said, looking around (OH, DISS! THANK YOU!). "Wait, I'll prove this isn't a joke!" She said, flying over to... *facepalms* Oh, not these guys again...
"Hey, check it out, I just got my hands on another hot video of Moka!" The leader of the vampire fanclub said happily, holding out the video, with a picture of Moka throwing a kick on the front, to the fat one (keep in mind, I killed the tall one back in the episode where Yukari got pimped out).
"Oh, sweet! I just got a cool video of Damion, too!" The fat one said, holding out the video of Damion standing over what would be the camera person, looking ready to slaughter them.
Back with us...
Damion sneezed. "Is someone talking about me?" He asked.
"I think the vampire nerds said they have a movie about you." I said.
"Oh, WHAT THE FU-!?" He started, but then we cut back to them.
Back to them...
Lilith then flew up to them. "Excuse me, guys?" She said to get they're attention.
"I've kinda got a thing for small chicks." The leader said (ugh...).
"I don't, but I could learn to have one." The fat one said, getting closer (UGH...).
"Ugh. Thanks, but do you guys think you could do me a teensy weensy favor and look into this mirror?" She asked, holding it up for them to look at it, causing them to change into their monster forms.
"What just happened?!" The fat one said.
"It changed us into our monster forms!" The leader said.
"And on campus! We're gonna get suspended!" The fat one said worriedly.
Lilith then flew back over to Kyoko, who was shocked at the display. "See? Look at those guys? They were making themselves appear human, but they're actually monsters. But this mirror of mine shows a monster's true nature. Once they look inside of it, they're transformation magic undoes itself." She said.
"Those are the best special effects ever!" Kyoko shouted, causing Lilith to do her version of an anime, falling out of the air and hitting the ground. "So they only dress up like monsters here?!" She said happily, but then became serious. "But even so, that only makes this school even more suspicious to me. There's still something really weird about this place!" She said, getting Lilith's attention. "My cousin Tsuki goes to this place, so I don't care what it takes, I gotta get to the bottom of this joint and see what it's all about." She said determinedly.
Lilith heard this, then got a sly/dark look on her face. "Okay then. So that's what you wish for, eh, master? Your wish is my command." She said, then the mirror began glowing brightly.
Back with us...
I got a serious look on my face all of a sudden. "Sai? Something wrong?" Serena asked.
"I think shit's about to get real in this episode." I said.
"Ooh..." Draco and Nicolas said together.
"Sai, what are you talking about?" Damion and Selene asked.
I looked confused at this. "What do you mean? the plot's about to go happen, bad things are about to go down. Don't act like you can't break the 4th wall, you know what I'm talking about." I said.
With Kurumu and Yukari...
They were walking back to the dorms, each carrying a big box, when suddenly, Yukari dropped hers. "This stuff weighs a ton! Why did you have to buy so many friggin ingredients anyway, Kurumu?" She asked.
"Because I'm gonna make Sai a huge cake that'll be yummy-yummy for his tummy-wummy." She said with hearts around her face.
"Jeez." Yukari said quietly, but annoyed.
Back with me...
I pulled out my notepad at this point. "Note to self: Don't let Kurumu give you a cake." I said, writing it down.
Suddenly, we heard a screaming noise coming from somewhere else in the school. "What the hell?" Damion asked.
"Damion, what's going on?" Selene asked worriedly.
"Shit just got real!" I said, jumping up.
We told them things were about to go down!
[What great horrors await us this time?]
Back with the girls...
"Why is everybody screaming?" Yukari asked. Suddenly, Lilith flew up in front of them, both of them getting ready for battle. "Who or what is that?!" She asked.
"Don't know, I've never seen her before!" Kurumu said, then both of them were shocked to see the mirror in front of them.
"Sorry to interrupt, but I need you to show the world what hideous monsters you really are." She said, the mirror flashing in front of their face. The screen went white for a minute before both girls had a scary-ass look on their face, piercing red eyes and razor sharp teeth.
Back in the clubroom...
We all felt a strange fluctuation in Kurumu and Yukari's monster energies. "What the?" Serena asked.
"Sai, do you feel that strange fluctuation as well?" Damion asked.
"I don't know what just happened, but it can't be good..." I said in a serious tone.
"That bad?" Draco said. He knew that if I actually get serious, things aren't good.
"That bad." I said.
Moka had been up on a stool reaching for something with Tsukune right below her when this happened, causing her to fall down onto him. "Oh, you poor thing! Are you okay?!" She asked.
"Yeah, don't worry about it. You're actually really light, Moka." Tsukune said.
"Is now REALLY the time for that?" I asked annoyed.
Moka got ready to drink his blood while she was on top of him (pause), when Ruby suddenly burst into the room, dressed like a military officer. "Ruby?!" We all asked at once.
"What's with that outfit?" Moka asked.
"It's a long story, but director assigned me to serve under the Academy patrol detail today!" She said.
"Where was this last season instead of the security committee?" I asked.
"Plot holes." Damion and Draco said.
"It felt so wrong~ It felt so right~ Just to fuel a stupid plot device~" Nicolas sang the chorus of a parody of "I kissed a girl", Itachi Uchiha's "I killed my clan".
"But that's not as important as the favor I need to ask of the newspaper club." She said.
"They always come running back to us, don't they?" I said, to which the guys, Lady, Serena and Selene nodded.
"You see, a very rare and important item has been stolen from the director's treasure store and I-" She started before we heard a howl.
"Of, don't F*CKING tell me." I said, annoyed.
Sure enough, Gin burst through the door in his true form. "PANTIES!" He shouted, then layed down on the floor in front of Moka, rolling back and forth, taking pictures.
[I'm almost positive he won't get any good pictures that way.]
Eh, nobody in this anime is good at taking pictures.
"Gin, cut it out!" I said, stringing a leash on him and trying to pull him back.
"Ginei! Did you happen to look into a golden mirror just now?" Ruby asked him.
"If I say yes will you show me your panties too?!" He asked, repeating the motion on Ruby, although in this case it was completely wasted.
"I warned you, Gin, no more of this!" Moka said angrily with a tic mark on her head, swinging a cabinet at him, smashing him in the head with it, crushing him underneath it, leaving him twitching weakly.
"Bitchin'!" The guys said at once.
"Oh, no! What'd I just do!?" Moka asked.
"The best thing ever in this season of the anime!" Serena said.
"He DID deserve it." Selene said.
"Maybe you knocked his brain around and made him less annoying." Lady said somewhat teasingly.
"Please don't be dead!" Moka said, getting closer.
"Come with me!" She said, running out.
We quickly followed her to see some giant, terrifying monsters all over the place. "Damn, these should've been our enemies earlier in the show!" I said.
"Right!?" Draco asked.
"Well, don't look now, but here's our chance!" Nicolas said, pointing to the monster army coming towards us.
"What the heck's going on here?!" Moka asked.
"Why is everybody in their monster forms?! Did they all decide to break the rules?!" Tsukune asked.
"For the last time, no one ever followed that rule!" I said.
"Tsukune, when will you ever shut the fuck up!" Damion snapped.
"No, Tsukune, they looked in Lilith's mirror." Ruby explained. "It's a legendary mirror that emits a very special light. When monsters view that light, everything about them is completely laid bare." She continued to explain.
"I don't think I wanna see many of these monsters bare." I said.
Groddy!
[I'd rather not think about that.]
"Their true form and their true nature." Ruby finished.
"Oh, that could be REALLY bad." I thought.
[Especially if our murderous friends got a view of it.]
I'm scared!
"Unfortunately someone has made off with that mirror." She said again.
"[Dick.]" I said along with my head voices.
"Any idea who it was?" Moka asked.
We now see a silhouette of a certain annoying, bratty person that we know but can't quite identify because it's only a silhouette. "According to eye-witnesses, the thief had orange hair tied into pigtails on the side," Ruby explained, the hairstyle of the person lighting up. "Knee-high socks and had a really ugly bat companion with her, too." Ruby said, the knee-socks lighting up and Kou appearing right beside her. I still wonder who it is... Oh, wait, nevermind. The rest of the silhouette filled in to reveal guess who? KOKOA.
"Oh, with that information, we'll NEVER be able to figure out who it is." I said sarcastically.
"We have to act immediately! If we can't contain this flood of monster energy that's been unleashed, then the great barrier that surrounds Yokai Academy could be very well annihilated!" She said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone said at once.
Draco started panicking, running around in circles. "Whatarewegonnado?! Whatarewegonnado?!Whatarewegonnado?! Whatarewegonnado?!" He shouted almost too fast to understand until I grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him.
"Snap out of it, man!" I said, then smacked Tsukune in the face.
"Draco, calm the hell down. We can fix it beforehand." Damion said before punching Tsukune in the face.
"Aren't you supposed to hit Draco?" Nicolas asked.
"Hehehe, no." I laughed, shaking my head.
We then heard a hissing noise to see Ms. Nekonome up in a tree with her eyes opened for once, glaring at us with a fish in her mouth. "It even got Ms. Nekonome, too!" Moka said as our teacher jumped out of the tree and out of sight.
"I'm gonna go look for the others!" Tsukune said, running off.
"He FINALLY does something useful!" I said, clapping.
"Please be careful, Tsukune!" Moka said.
A crow then flew onto Ruby's arm, apparently telling her the details. "I see. Thank you." She said, letting it fly off, then turning to us. "There's been a strange development: Lilith's mirror has been spotted, but is in the hands of a human girl, apparently she wandered onto campus somehow." Ruby explained.
"A human?" Damion asked.
"How? I thought humans can't get in because of the barrier." Serena said.
"Didn't stop Tsukune." Selene said, shrugging.
"It's just another stupid plot device." Nicolas said.
"Damn, how many of those are in this anime?!" Draco asked.
"A LOT, Draco. A LOT." I answered simply. Suddenly, we were surrounded by an army of the monsters, all saying things that pointed to the fact they wanted to fight us over the girls. "ALL the gods-damned time!" I said annoyed, looking at the girls. "Okay, here's the plan, you guys go find what's going on, we'll deal with these punks." I said as the 4 badasses all stood back-to-back.
"We're about to kill most of our fellow students, aren't we?" Damion asked.
"We should try to keep them alive, but accidents DO happen." I said.
"I can't help but feel I've heard something like that before..." Nicolas wondered.
"Shut up!" I snapped.
"He altered Kazuya's team line with Nina from Street Fighter X Tekken." Draco explained.
"Gods-dammit, Draco!" I shouted as we all attacked (this is the part where everything gets epic!). We mowed down waves of the monsters together, cooperating to make the full effect of the battle, such as I rolled over Damion's back to avoid an attack and counter an attack aimed for him, doing a handstand and kicking a monster about to bite Draco's head off in the face, then he grabbed my legs and swung me around like I was the weight for the hammer throw, at which point I breathed a stream of fire as well as shooting one from each hand, or Nicolas making giant bone hands come out of the ground for us to use as a giant platform to rain down attacks on everyone. Together, we took down our enemies in a matter of minutes, "Good work, boys. Let's hurry up and meet up with the others." I said, but suddenly, Lilith's mirror was right in our faces.
"Before you do that, have a look at this!" She said, releasing a light, causing us all to struggle with our forms, but eventually, it was one struggle we lost. Damion was now in his true vampire state, Draco was now a dragon and Nicolas looked almost like Bane, but a lot fiercer. If you looked at me, I would be the hardest one to identify out of the group. I was in my Devil Trigger state, but I also had my Super Saiyan aura around me as a Super Saiyan 3 and the hair to go along with and lastly, dozens of blades all over my body because of my Death Scythe form.
"I haven't felt this powerful in my life! I didn't even think I could do this! Okay guys, let's go! We can deal with anything now!" I said, waving and starting to walk off, but then I heard Damion's voice. And he sounded FURIOUS.
"Why should we listen to you! You're not our leader! You're not the boss of us and you're not stronger!" He shouted angrily, Draco and Nicolas stepping up beside him.
"He's right. We've always been stronger than you!" Draco said.
"And now we're gonna prove it!"Nicolas said, ready to fight.
"Oh, shit." I said.
[This... Will not end well.]
Mommy!
"Guys, I'll give you when chance to stop this before it starts." I said, getting in a defensive stance.
"You've give your last order..." Damion said darkly.
"Round 1..." Nicolas said.
"FIGHT!" Draco said, flying in.
I closed my eyes briefly and grimaced. I'd have to give them everything I've got if I wanted to survive, but I was definitely going to regret this in more ways than one.
Background music: "Hard to see" by Five Finger Death Punch
He flew in and I ducked under his jaws as he tried to bite me, then did a jumping flip that, for a person I guess would be a barrel roll, my blades cutting up his undersides and causing him to crash to the ground hard. I jumped into the air above him and then fired down two powerful beams of demon energy, hitting him dead center in the head and chest, doing massive. He looked at me and tried to get up, slowly and weakly, but then I fired another demon beam to his face, which bounced off his chin and caused his head to snap back, then I made a beach ball sized fireball above my head. "Let's see how you handle this!" I shouted, throwing it down at him, causing a huge explosion. When the smoke cleared, he was on the ground in his human form again, unconscious. "I'm sorry, my friend." I said to him as I landed, then turned to face my next attacker. Nicolas ran in and threw a haymaker, but I stepped inward and spun around behind him, catching him in the back of the head with a backfist, stunning him and allowing me to land a hard side kick to the small of his back, taking him down to the ground, then throwing a rear kick to catch the charging Damion in the stomach, staggering him back a bit. Nicolas got back up and shot lightning out of his hands at me, but I made a demon barrier and blocked it. I then rushed in and kicked him up into the air.
"That's it, Sai! No more holding back!" He said, throwing a fireball at me. I easily smacked it to the side, however, then flew right above him as he looked at me in horror. (He's gonna kick me again, isn't he?) He thought to himself... I did. Kicked him in the face and sent him crashing to the ground unconscious. However, the arm I hit the fireball with was starting to get corroded away. Then I remembered: Nicolas has necromancer powers. So my arm was about to get eaten away until it was useless.
"Well, looks like the fights over. Before you die, wanna see something cool?" Damion asked, clearly ready to deal the final blow.
"But wait, first, do YOU want to see something cool?" I asked.
"I know you're playing me... And I do." He said.
"Okay." I said, ripping my arm off and focusing my devil energy and regeneration to that point on my body, regrowing it like Piccolo would.
"Oh, that's HARDCORE! Also not good for me." He said. Then I rushed in at him. "ALSO not good for me!" He said, throwing a right hook, but I ducked under it, grabbing him around the waist and bent backwards to drop him on his back. He tried to sweep kick me, but I jumped back and threw a fireball at him. He blocked it and ran at me again, throwing a a large number of punches, which I dodged, as well as one round kick, which I moved to the side to avoid and stomped on the back of the leg he kicked with, foricing him onto one knee. I then put him in a sleeper hold and wrapped my legs around his waist for more hold and leverage and so he could kick my legs or anything as I tried to choke him out. However, he then backed up into a tree a couple of times, slamming me into it a few times, forcing me to let go. He then tried to punch me in the face, but I ducked, causing him to hurt his hand, then I punched him in the stomach while I was still low, then threw a number of punches to his face. However, I was starting to weaken, which he used to his advantage, punching me in the face, which spun me around and brought me onto one knee, which I used to my advantage, hitting him in the back of the knee on his right leg and sending him into the air, spinning twice and hitting the ground hard. He got up one more time, visibly tired. He threw a round kick to my stomach, but I caught it and swung him, hitting his head into the tree, tossing him to the ground. He got onto his hands and knees, then I jumped to the tree, got one foot against it, surrounded my right fist with fire and demon energy, slamming it into his face, sending him back to the ground and knocking him out.
End background music...
"I'm sorry, guys. That's the way it had to be. But, once you wake up... And recover from your mild concussions, you'll understand and thank me." I said, eating a senzu bean and running off.
Back with Kyoko...
She was up against the corner of a wall, hugging her legs to her chest. "I know it's stunts, but everything's too realistic to be special effects! They don't even make costumes as big as some of the things I've seen wandering around! And not to mention everyone she shows that mirror to transforms! And that means everyone at this school must be a! Mo...Mo..." She said in fear, FINALLY realizing what was going on.
Lilith suddenly flew up in front of her. "Come on, what's the problem? Isn't this exactly what you wished for, master? Don't you remember? Getting to the bottom of what this school's all about." She explained.
"Actually, you've done enough, Lilith. Maybe you should stop now." Kyoko said, laughing nervously.
Lilith merely turned away a little bit at this. "No, master." She said, surprising Kyoko. The camera closed in on her face at this moment, mostly hidden by her hair. "There's plenty more to get to the bottom of." She said, then got an evil grin on her face (not very obedient, is she?). "If you live long enough to see it." She said.
Kyoko was shocked at this as Lilith flew away, when suddenly, a familiar, annoying, pain-in-my-ass voice rang out. "What's this? Smells like the scent of a delicious human girl." She said, Kyoko looking to her left to see the bat-shit insane Lamia that is Ririko.
"What the?!" Kyoko demanded, then screamed, revealing they were near the pool.
With Tsukune...
I know no one who reads this cares about him, but there's a line he says I want to tear apart, so... That's a thing. Tsukune managed to locate the girls, who were in their monster and saying sexual things, but since Tsukune isn't the one they lust after, he was safe from their berserk, sex-fiend state. He also ran into Ruby, which was a relief for him, as he had an important question. "Ruby, what happened to Moka?" He asked.
"We were chasing after Lilith's mirror together, but somewhere along the line we got separated." She explained.
(If Moka were to look into that mirror, which one of them would be revealed to be her true nature?) He asked himself in his mind (The badass silver one, dumbass! EVERYONE knows this! Moka said in the FIRST FUCKING EPISODE that if, and I quote "I were to take this off, I would turn into my true form: A powerful and terrifying vampire!" It is NOT a subject for debate. NO wiggle room around that. The silver one is real and the pink one is fake, made by the rosary).
Back with Kyoko...
She was screaming as Ririko was presumably coiling around her (we can't really see from this angle). There's nothing quite like the taste of a delicious human! Now. It's. Time. To. Feast." She said, wagging her finger and her tail as she said that, then opening her tail.
"Have I ever told you that when you do that, IT PISSES ME OFF!" I shouted, flying in (in my human form, btw), slamming both feet into her back. "Dynamic Entry!" I said as she went flying, landing perfectly on my feet. I looked at Kyoko for a moment before smirking. "I'll be with you in a moment. First, I need to subtract the math teacher from this equation." I said (that's a kick-ass line, right there, don't hate).
Background music: The "SAW" theme song
Ririko pushed her upper body off the ground enough to look at me as I started walking towards her, looking like a shadow of death, my eyes red and looking into her soul (for reference: This basically looks like Alucard as he's walking up to Van Winkle before punching her in the face). "You've been a pain in my ass for a while now, Ririko. I think it's long past time someone dealt with you, you arrogant, bat-shit insane slut." I said as I came closer.
She looked scared for a moment, but then grew an arrogant smirk. "Oh, please. You may have gotten the better of me last year, but now I have some teachers pets who are both loyal and hungry, too!" She said as another horde of monsters surrounded me.
I laughed at this. "That's very cute. You think all these guys together can beat me? You're wrong, time for a little division." I said, engulfing myself in a pillar of fire that I rose up from below myself, then shot it outwards, blasting them back with the force of a freight train and setting them on fire at the same time, turning into my devil form as I blasted the fire outwards. "And now, my favorite type of math: Subtracting my victim's head from their shoulders." I said, walking closer.
"I don't have to take this from you! You racist, disgendered, patriarch-propagated, misogynistic PIG!" She said, swinging her tail at me over and over, until I caught it, shocking her.
"The funny thing is..." I said, raising my right arm, as I was holding her tail under my left arm, bringing it down and chopping off her tail. "If you were talking about any other male in this anime, you might've had a point there. Except 75% of my clan are women, everyone thought I was a chick in the 90's, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY! And there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual appetite. In other words, Ms. Bitch-assyko... Chuh-chuh-chuh-check your privilege!" I said, throwing a right haymaker, knocking her to the ground. I then threw a fireball that engulfed a 10 foot radius around her. She screamed and tried to escape, but I pulled pout a bunch of sais and stabbed her in place, before pulling out a howitzer, aimed at her face. "Let me ask you a question: Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? BITCHES LOVE CANNONS." I said, firing it, taking off her head and the rest of her torso. "Huh... I wonder what Serena and Selene are doing right now..." I wondered.
Meanwhile...
"Come on, come on, this way, hurry!" Serena said, waving and pointing as she, Lady and Selene were leading the students who hadn't looked into the mirror away to prevent any more monster energy from being released and more monsters we'd have to fight.
"Hurry up if you don't want my foot up your ass!" Lady said.
"Remain calm and if a little fairy holding a mirror flies up to you, DO NOT LOOK into the mirror!" Selene said.
Back with me...
"Yeah, that seems about right." I said, turning to Kyoko. "Now then, for you, you okay?" I asked, reverting to human form and getting closer.
"Get away from me, Sai! You're a monster just like all of them! Maybe worse! You killed all of them and your whole family tricked us into believing that you were human, but really your a monster! Do you really think I'll let Tsukune stay here?! I'm taking him home with me!" She said, cowering in fear.
"By all means, go right ahead, I don't even like him. And as for the whole thing about my family, you were the one who thought we were weird and spent half your day stalking us, not our fault. And lastly, yes I'm a monster and I don't necessarily DESPISE killing, but I have a sworn duty. Dating back from the first generation of my clan, we have sworn to protect humans from any threat they face, so while you, Tsukune or any human may annoy me to no end, I still would never seriously harm or kill them." I said, then paused. "Unless they're a criminal of course, then I kill them." I said.
"Oh, great..." She said, not entirely sure how to handle that.
Lilith suddenly flew back from nowhere. "So, you resisted the power of my mirror, huh?" She asked.
"No, I just turned back." I said.
"Well, might as well change again!" She said, aiming the mirror at my face.
"Okay." I said, looking into it. She was genuinely shocked when she saw a mix of 3 powerful creatures standing in front of her, however. "You done goofed." I said, ready to fight.
"Well, you're not the only one this mirror works on!" She said, looking into it, now glowing with a green aura and having sharp teeth.
"So what, you've got a little aura and you've got sharp teeth, I'm not impressed. What are you, anyway, some kind of demon pixie?" I asked, folding my arms.
"A powerful and sacred Shinto spirit who's the soul of a treasured antique item." She said.
"Huh?" I asked, looking at her confused.
Isn't a shinto one of the short ninja swords we use?
[Apparently, it's also an ancient Japanese religion where people worshipped spirits and believed in a sacred power: Kami.]
"Oh, so you think you're a god. Pretentious prick." I said, then pulled out my notepad. "I shall now be known as Super Kami." I said, then paused. "No wait, Super Kami Sai." I said, writing that down.
Can we just call you Sai for short?
"Super Kami Sai allows this." I said.
"Hey, are you ignoring me! I'll show you! You'll find me impossible to defeat." She said arrogantly.
"We'll see about that. I guess an unstoppable force has just met an immovable object. But the immovable object is... Indestructible!" I said, rushing in.
Background music: "Indestructible" By disturbed.
I rushed at her at blinding speeds and swatted her out of the air, knocking her to the ground, then prepared to stomp on both her and the mirror, but she managed to move it out of the way. She then fired a series of what looked like needles of energy at me, but I made a demon barrier to protect myself. "Kame motion No Jutsu!" I said, making 3 more of myself.
"I can't... Believe it." She said.
2 of them rushed at her, the first one clawing her and damaging most of her body, the second one decking her in the face and knocking her to the ground, both fading away after their attack landed. The third one then did some hand signals (although it wasn't necessary), making a small amount of demon energy pin her down with my demonic shackles technique, then I jumped high up into the air. "Hate to steal Moka's line, but it's time you learned your place!" I said, kicking her and sending her flying into a tree.
End background music
"Why was learning my place so painful?" She asked, passing out.
"Because I'm a badass and we hurt people." I said, returning to human form. The group reconvened and Tsukune was a little shocked to see his cousin here, but I was more on edge and getting ready to run in case Damion was pissed about the fight earlier. "Damion, I had no choice, okay? You guys weren't yourselves and you were trying to kill me. I had to defend myself." I said, making a demon barrier just in case.
"What the the blue fuck happened?" He asked.
At that moment, I realized he still didn't know what had gone on. "Well, this little pixie with a mirror changed us into our monster forms, which made you guys fight me. I disengaged from combat, then I kicked her ass. I guess you had enough time to turn back to normal." I lied.
"Thanks for kicking our asses and not killing us, Sai." Draco said, as he obviously remembered what had happened.
([Gods. Dammit. Draco.])
"No problem. What are friends for, right?" I asked.
"You did what?" Damion asked angrily.
"If we wrap it up in this cloth, Lilith's mirror should be rendered completely ineffective." Ruby said, holding the cloth and the mirror.
"Yeah, let's go ahead and do that." I said, nodding.
Kokoa showed up and tried to argue, but we did so anyway and she glared at Ruby. "You! Why'd you have to screw up my plan?!" She demanded.
"Your plan? I guess that makes you the thief who stole Lilith's mirror, doesn't it?" She said.
"Me and my big mouth!" Kokoa said as she realized she screwed the pooch.
Ruby then dragged her away somewhere as the group reconvened. Tsukune sighed and Kyoko got his attention. "Hey, Tsuki?" She asked.
"Look, Kyoko, I can explain..." He said, but then I pushed him towards her.
"Here you go, you can have him back, he can go away. He's not important to the series anymore." I said.
"Just tell me this, do you like going to this school, Tsuki?" She asked.
"Yeah, of course I do. I've got so many wonderful friends here I wouldn't wanna go to school anywhere else." He said.
"You're not including us, right?" Nicolas asked.
"Aono, what did I say about the fucking friendship speeches?!" I said, pulling out the holy katanas again.
"Okay then. If you're happy here, then this place's secret is safe with me. And if you trust them, then I trust your friends, too." Kyoko said.
"We're not his friends." Damion said.
"Yeah, we hate him." Draco agreed.
"Oh, Sai, don't be so mean. He's a good guy, he just needs a girlfriend, like you have me." Kurumu said.
"I don't have you." I said, pushing her away.
"And you never will have him, you big, smelly sow!" Yukari said to Kurumu, enraging the succubus, then turned back to us. "Sorry, I guess Lilith's mirror must still be effecting me." She giggled, until she wound up in Kurumu's arms, getting spanked by her.
"Well, my hand's effected by spank-itis!" Kurumu said angrily as she continued the witch's punishment.
"That's actually really mean, Kurumu." Mizore said.
"What'd you say?" Kurumu asked, looking at her.
"Uh... Should we help her?" Selene asked, referring to Yukari.
"Eh, I don't care." I said.
Suddenly, the earth began shaking and everyone panicked. "Sai, what's going on?!" All the girls asked.
"No... It can't be!" I said, looking up, sensing a disturbance in the Great Barrier.
"The barrier!" Damion and Nicolas said together in disbelief.
Inside...
"Don't let that be what I think it is." Ruby said worriedly.
In his office, the director suddenly stood up as well. "No, it's happening even faster than we feared!" He said.
In the power room...
The rosary powering the barrier suddenly cracked.
Back with us...
"Look up there!" Kurumu said as the sky started to crack.
"The sky is falling!" Draco said in fear.
"No, the barrier's breaking! The human world and the monster world are about to be separate no longer." I said, shocked.
"What do we do!?" Lady asked.
[That's not good news.]
Mommy!
Sure enough, it continued to crack and pieces of it started falling from the sky. "No, the Great Barrier!" Moka said as it continued to break apart...