Chapter Six: A Moment with Mom

While the Wario Bros. were in Edeway Town...

''What happened to my little Wario?'' said their Mom. ''I better go find him.'' She set out to do that.

A few days later...

Wario, who had recovered from the gunshots in the last chapter, asked his brother Waluigi, ''Where's the next town?''

He replied, ''I don't know. Maximon live all over the world.''

''Duh. I don't care.'' Wario suddenly grabbed Waluigi's overalls and shook him. ''WHERE'S THE NEXT TOWN?'' he screamed.

The tall, purple-clad man was let go, and he fell to the ground.

''Zap...'' growled Zappy.

''None of your business! So, Waluigi, do you know now?''

''I know my butt hurts,'' said Waluigi.

Mom finally spotted the two, and ran to them. ''WARIO! WALUIGI!''

''Wha?'' asked Wario.

''Where did you come from?'' said Waluigi, confused by the fact that their mother managed to find them.

''The house! I've been trying to find you two for days now!'' The burly mother, dressed in a yellow shirt and overalls like her son, hugged and kissed the Wario Bros.

''Ok, ok, stop. That's enough!'' pleaded Wario, and Mom stopped.

''Where were you two anyway?''

''Uhh, we were... uhh... err...'' he stuttered.

Mom pacefalmed. (A/N: How many facepalms are in this story? I forget) ''Don't lie to me, Wario. I saw on the TV how you, Waluigi, and your animal comrades released all the pooe creatures... what were they called... oh, I think Maxi-money or something... Anyway, you released the creatures from the hospital, and some strange people took some of them. You even got shot by accident. Are you ok?''

''Yes, he is...'' said Waluigi, who rolled his eyes.

''Fine, I'll take your word for it,'' answered Mom. ''You're a good kid.''

''I'm 39 years old, how am I a kid?''

Mom ignored him and turned to Wario. ''What's that thing with you? It's like, a orange-yellow small dog thingy with stripes. Mind if I look closer?''

Wario nodded. ''I don't see why not.'' He handed Zappy to Mom. ''Oh, what a cute little thingymajig!'' She bounced the Maximon over and over like a human baby. ''Oh, he looks so innocent! Hahahahaha-FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC-!'' Mom got shocked by Zappy, who was rather irritated.

''-damn thing.'' She was lying on the floor, fainted. Zappy jumped out of her hands and ran to Wario. ''Zappy-za-zappy?'' it asked.

''It says, do you want to proceed to the next town?'' Waluigi translated.

''Alright... I...'' Wario realized something. ''OH, DAMN IT! I didn't register for the Maximon League!''

''Zap?''

''Why should that bother you? You can register at any Maximon Center.'' said Waluigi.

Wario stamped his feet. ''If you told me that earlier, I would have taken the chance! Now I can't go to the Edeway one no more! Unless...''

Waluigi cut him off. ''Disguises?''

''Yes.''

To be continued...