Chapter Seven: A Holiday Greeting

Wario took out a video camera from his backpack as he and Waluigi were walking down a road to LeBastro Forest.

''Where the hell did you get that video camera?'' asked Waluigi.

''Oh, I might have stolen it,'' said Wario as his brother, who was probably adopted, facepalmed. He then started the recording. (Assume there was a tape in there, okay?)

''Hello! This is Wario speaking! Me and my stupid brother-''

''HEY!''

''Sorry, whiny brother, are on a mission. A very important mission. So important... Ah, forget it. We're on an adventure to become Maximon masters.''

Waluigi added, ''And we'll probably be killed in the process!''

''Nope, shut up,'' Wario commanded. ''I'm taping a Christmas greeting for my folks.''

''Your folks live in the attic of your house. And this is January.'' (the last update was in January)

''I'm taping this in advance. That way, when we get lost, we can find the post office and mail the tape so they'll know we're alive.''

''You'll probably reuse this tape for Koopatraz reruns before then,'' said Waluigi. ''I know because one time-''

Wario kicked the thin purple fool. ''I don't have time for your problems!''

''But-''

Wario cut him off and continued to address his parents on the video. ''ANYWAY, I have an old-new mistletoe in my backpack. I'll send that to you along with this tape and a hand-written note. When you recieve this tape, send me a letter so I know. Just make 500 copies and mail them out anywhere in the country. I'll probably get it. Okay, bye.''

He shut off the video.

''Wow, that was the best holiday greeting ever made,'' Waluigi said sarcastically. ''We should send it into the Mushroom Film Festival instead, this is brilliant.''

''You know, maybe I'll do it.'' Wario put away the camcorder. ''Are we at the forest yet or whatever?''

''Zap?'' asked Zappy, who was on Wario's shoulder.

''Oh yeah... I forgot all about you, Zappy!'' Wario set the electric Maximon down. ''Man, you are heavy. Have you eaten behind my back?''

''It's been three days since the encounter with your mom.'' ejaculated (ha!) Waluigi. ''He looks pale.''

''Oh yeah. Hold on.'' Wario dug in his backpack for Maximon food.

''We could be here all day at the speed you're going.''

''I know what I'm doing.''

A/N: And so after ten months of nothing, here comes another chapter. It didn't add anything to the story, but I felt the need to write something. You guys should go read the other chapters too, don't forget that.

To be continued...