Sai's Notepad
List of things to do at the Academy:
1: Don't cheat on my girlfriend.
2: Be a badass and establish dominance early on.
3: Protect the wuss-ass human.
4: Make as many references through this fanfiction as possible.
5: Kick a lot of ass.
Total badass points:
Tsukune: 15
Yukari: 100
Kurumu: 100
Mizore: 500
Lady: 1,000
Serena: 1,500
Selene: 1,500
Moka: 18,000
Nicolas: 50,000
Draco: 1,000,000
Damion 1,000,000
Sai: 2,000,000 (I win!)
List of things to NEVER do or say to Damion:
1: Yo mama jokes.
2: Insult his parents in general.
3: Offer to return those he cares about and who have died back to life
4: Question his badassery
5: flirt with and/or make any sexual comment about his sister or Mizore.
Songs I wanted to use in the series but forgot to use:
Brother, my brother From the Pokemon movie (vs. Damion, Draco and Nicolas)
FMLYHM By Seether (in a rematch with Inner Moka)
Many others I can no longer remember.
Things I wanted to do but forgot:
A rematch with Inner Moka
A fight chapter against the guys
List of people I don't like in order of not-liked-ness:
1: Tsukune
2: The tall perv who liked Yukari
3: The fat perv who liked Kurumu
4: The leader perv who liked Moka
5: Ririko
6: Kuyo
7: Keito (the spider chick)
8: The tiny redhead chick with the staff
9: Tamao (the mermaid bitch)
10: Kurumu
11: Kurumu's mother
12: Kokoa
13: Yukari
14: That bus driver (he creeps me out)
References and/or quotes I should've used, when and from where
1: It's been fun! *shoots Tsukune in the face at Shuzen's castle* (Blade. From: Blade, House of Cthon)
2: Yipee Ki yay, mothafucka! *shoots Kuyo in the face* (John McClain. From ANY Die Hard movie)
3: The student has become the teacher! *shoots Ririko with the Howitzer* (Steve Carell. From: Evan Almighty)
4: Oh, this is one big clusterfuck. *when Lilith's mirror is causing terror and the Great Barrier breaks* (one of the tiny robot Transformers. From: Transformers, The Dark Side of The Moon)
5: Uh-oh, spaghetti- *gets engulfed in Tsukune's Kamehameha* (Goku. From: TFS Dragon Ball Kai abridged episode 2)
6: Mothafucka, are you out of your damn mind?! *any time Tsukune stood up to anyone* (Blade. From: Blade)
7: Welcome to the end of your life! And I promise it's going to hurt. *to any of my opponents* (Vegeta. From: Dragon Ball Z, somewhere during the Babidi saga)
8: I AM A SUPER SAIYAN! AND YOU CAN BURN IN HELL! *when using my ultimate attacks when I was in Super Saiyan form, most notably against Kuyo* (Vegeta. From: Dragon Ball Z, during his battle with Frieza's Final Form)
9: I'mma kill it. Don't you do it. I'mma do it! Don't you do it! *argues with Tsukune and kills Kurumu after our fight in episode 2* (Cooler and Goku. From: Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Revenge of Cooler Abridged)
10: Surprise, motherfucker! *shoots Tsukune from inside the smoke after his Kamehameha* (Sergeant James Doukes. From: Dexter, season 1 and season 7)
11: You're one ugly motherfucker... *to most of the enemies in this show in their monster forms* (Arnold Schwarzenegger. From: Predator)
12: F*** the law (it's funnier with bleeps for some reason). *any random moment, or when we're talking about the rules* (Dashie. From: Above the law! By Dashiexp on YouTube)
13: Some mothafuckas are always trying to ice-skate uphill. *either when taking down Damion during Lilith's mirror's chaos or when defeating the army of snow women*
Total Tsukune Pint Loss:
IT'S OVER 9,000! *crushes the notepad in my hand*