A/N I can't believe how many of you dudes are reading this! There are even people from the other side of the world reading this! (To us Brits, that's the Aussies.) Anyways, hope you enjoy this lovely PruCan and USUK filled chap!

Draco perspective

Draco was hiding in his bed, dreading Gilbert's return with his BIRDIE, who Draco guessed was the fat canary. Draco looked towards Gilbert's bed, where the canary was fluttering about annoyingly. Maybe it wasn't the canary...

"HEY MALFOY!" Gilbert burst into the room loudly. "I brought my birdie with me!" Standing next to Gilbert, was a timid, blond Ravenclaw. So that was Birdie!

"H-hi... I'm Ma-Matthew." The blond stumbled. "N-nice to m-meet you..." He turned to Gilbert. "Gil, is this a good idea? W-what would Papa think!"

"Francis vouldn't mind! Ya know he's still going after Arthur." Gilbert winked, what were they talking about?! "Anyvays, Draco's not gonna tell anyvone! Are you Malfoy? You remember vhat I'm capable of?"

Draco nodded his head quickly. He didn't know what was going on, but knew that he DID NOT want to be hung upside down from the ceiling again.

Hero perspective!

America walked towards England's office, after leaving an angsty Sealand and crazily mumbling Cornwall alone in a room without a name. He had no idea where Canada had disappeared to, but his twin did that a lot so he wasn't worried.

Alfred reached the door to Artie's office and knocked loudly.
"YO IGGY! YOU IN THERE? YOU WANTED TO SEE THE HERO!" He tried to sound as cheerful as possible. The door opened slowly to reveal Britain.

"America! Couldn't you have come sooner?" England hissed, pulling the hero in. His expression softened. "I heard about the bogart from Remus. Do you want to tell me anything?" Alfred sighed.

"Well, I guess I should... Before I saw that bogart thing I never thought I was jealous of what you and France had before I came along. It made me wonder what would've happened if I didn't exist..." Alfred told Iggy. England looked sympathetically at America.

"You shouldn't wonder about not existing! If you didn't, I would miss you to much." England planted a kiss on the here's cheek. "And when you're sad, I'm sad too. So smile and forget about that bogart. You know I would NEVER marry Francis anyway. For one, gay marriage hasn't been legalised here yet."

America chuckled, a bit happier than he was before.
"Hey dude, did you read the article in the news paper? Something about us being a couple! I know we are, but who told your news company?"

"I bet it was one of my siblings, most likely Sealand."

Draco perspective

It was the middle of the night, and Draco was being kept awake by the weird noises Gilbert and Matthew were making.

"GILBERTTTTTT!" A moan followed this outburst.

"CANADAAAAAA!" A scream came after this.

WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME WERE THEY DOING?! ... They couldn't be doing THAT, could they? B-but they were both guys! They couldn't... Could they? Ewwww!? Draco didn't want to think about it anymore. But he just couldn't get those dirty thoughts out of his head!

"PRUSSIAAAA! MAPLE!" Now Draco was surely scarred for life. Even more scarred than he already was...

A/N SHORT CHAPTER IS SHOOOORRRTTTT! But you kinda got a PruCan lemon... Sorta. XD. AND USUK KISS, HOWEVER SUBTLE IT IS, IT PROVES I CAN WRITE ROMANCE WHEN I REALLY TRY! I'm sooooo proud of myself! X3