A/N enjoy this chapter, uhhhh... I have nothing else to say... Apart from I touched the Eiffel Tower... Hope your happy Brian. And I did see a French guy with longish blond hair and blue eyes... But it wasn't Francis, my gaydar didn't react to him.
OHOHOHOH! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME! I got locked in a French toilet! That's not a good thing... My dad had to come into the girl's bathroom to get me out... Very embarrassing. BUT AFTER THAT, SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED! I was sitting in a café, bored. AND THEN MIKA CAME ON THE RADIO! XD you probably can't remember him, he's a british artist. HE IS MY FAVOURITE SINGER! It was so awesome, that I sang along to it, and I didn't care that the French people were staring at me!
IGNORE ME!
Hermione Granger perspective
"Okay... I guess we should start with why WWII happened huh?" Professor Kirkland chuckled, he seemed a little nervous, as if he didn't know how to teach the subject. "Well, there was a treaty between France, America, Britain and Germany called the Treaty of Versailles. The treaty was harsh, but France wanted it to be harsher-"
The professor was interrupted once again by that annoying song.
'Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed,
The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know, uh oh, you don't know you're beautiful.'
This time the professor looked annoyed, as if he was expecting this call. He picked his phone out of his pocket, jabbed a button, and started to speak.
"Look frog, this had better be important. Yes, I did hear about your arrest. I'm not coming to get you. OH, DON'T YOU ANGLETERRE ME! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! You always make fun of me, steal my things, touch me in inappropriate ways, break in to my buildings, I don't know why I haven't blocked your number yet!" He ranted, there was a pause. "Fr-France? Are you... Crying? Francis? Francis? Oh god... FRANCIS?! Answer me!"
Professor Kirkland stormed over to the seat of a Slytherin, an albino Slytherin.
"Gilbert, help me or I swear I'll tell this frog about everything you've been doing with his 'petit Matthieu'!" Gilbert put his hands up.
"Ja! Ja! Pass me ze phone!" Gilbert took the phone. "Hallo? Francis, it's Gilbert. Vhat? I can't put zis on speaker! We're in a class! Fine..."
Gilbert pressed a button, and a sniffing noise came through the phone. When the sniffing noise stopped an angry French voice started yelling.
"DO YOU THINK I AM SUCH A BAD PERSON?! EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE AGAINST YOU, WAS FOR YOU! I ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU! I FORGAVE YOU FOR THE WARS, I FORGAVE YOU FOR THE DEATHS, I FORGAVE YOU FOR THE INSULTS! YOU ARE NOT THE BRITISH EMPIRE ANYMORE! WE ARE NOT ENEMIES ANGLETERRE! WE ARE ALLIES, ALLIES HELP EACH OTHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ARTHUR?! I ONLY WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS TRUE! HE HAS HURT YOU BEFORE, HE CAN HURT YOU AGAIN! YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR CARING!" There was a pause, in which Hermione used to take a look at everyone's faces, Professor Kirkland looked completely shocked.
"I just ask you to come and save me. Please." Then a beeping noise sounded, the Frenchman had hung up.
Professor Kirkland coughed, gathering the class's attention.
"It seems as if I have to be somewhere else at this minute. I'll be back in a second, but while I'm gone... Ludwig, you're in charge."
With that, he disappeared into thin air.
Awesome Prussia perspective
"Hey! How did he do zat?! I thought zat you couldn't apparate in Hogwarts!" Prussia awesomely shouted.
"Dude! Look at this! Iggy has picture of me on his desk! That's totally kickass!" America yelled from behind England's desk, where he was standing.
"Seriously? That's so sweet! Show me!" Cornwall grinned, running towards America. "Aww. It's from before the war of independence! I thought he burnt all of those pictures!"
Suddenly, England reappeared, with a grinning France.
Harry Potter perspective
Suddenly, Professor Kirkland reappeared, with a grinning blond, the blond from the news article.
Kirkland glared at Jenna and Alfred, they dropped the picture they were holding, and sat back down. The blond smirked.
"Everyone, this is Francis. Francis, this is everyone." The professor turned to Francis. "Now, if you would kindly let go of my hand." He hissed sourly.
"And why would i do zat?" Francis smirked wider, he saw Kirkland's face and let go.
"Francis is going to HELP me with my lessons, as apparently, my facts are biast. And seeing English history is best from the point of view of the French." Professor Kirkland sneered. "What he ISN'T going to do, is show you why I hate the French."
"You are teaching zem about ze Treaty of Versailles, non? Ahh, what a wonderful day zat was. It was a wonderful century until Monsieur 'itler came along!" Francis growled. "Not to forget ze Japanese attack on China, ze Italian attack on Ethiopia, or ze Great Depression."
"Treaty of Versailles, teach them about the TREATY OF FRUKING VERSAILLES!"
~time skiiiiiippp~
"There's something different about Professor Kirkland and the exchange students." Harry announced to Ron and Hermione later that day in the common room.
"I agree with you Harry. But we should ask them if we want to find our something." Hermione said.
"They won't tell us anything 'Mione! I tried to ask Jenna about her bogart, and she assaulted me with a frying pan!" Ron exaggerated.
"That's why, we're going to use the invisibility cloak to break into Professor Kirkland's office tonight!"
~time skip!~
Harry, Hermione and Ron were standing outside Professor Kirkland's office, with the invisiblity cloak wrapped around them. Harry gently pushed open the door, and walked in.
The office, like the classroom had world maps, pictures of the Queen and strange people hung upon them. In the middle of the room, there was a bowl-like thing. Harry walked over to the bowl-like thing, inside was a silvery liquid swirling around.
"I've read about these! It's a pensive. It contains memories people put in them. These are most likely the professor's!" Hermione informed them.
"Blimey! Should we-" before Ron could finish his question, the trio were dragged into the pensive.
A/N AND END SCENE! Francis is back! Hogwarts had better beware! And England knows about ze PruCan! Who told him? I DID!