A/N BOOYAH! 80+ REVIEWS! TOTALLY GONNA REACH 100 BY CHRISTMAS! Hey, anything you guys want for Christmas? ... Apart from your fave yaoi ship (teh Thiefshippy) to be canon. Because, I know you dudes ship the yaoi! Or else you wouldn't be reading this! Ya know, this is my most successful fanfiction ever! I never knew HP/Hetalia crossovers were so popular! I am a pure genius for writing this! *has big ego*.

This chapter isn't halloween chap, but I have that planned out! This is the France discovers PruCan chap.

... I'm starting to think dat you dudes don't read meh A/N...


Harry Perspective

Harry was now sitting in the backseat of a car, feeling VERY nervous, especially with the awkward silence,

"You're going to have so much fun at our place!" Jenna grinned, breaking the silence.

"Yes, just as long as you two don't break anything. Also NO parties. Remember what happened last time?" Professor Kirkland sternly informed.

"Oh don't be such a drama king! Ivan apologised for breaking your tea set!" Jenna objected, she turned to Harry. "Hey, do like any types of music?"

"I haven't heard much, apart from the classic stuff my aunt plays when they have people round." Harry answered, nervously.

"Well, all music is good music! Except for 1D! (A/N My actual opinion, no offence 1D lovers!... Actually, TAKE OFFENCE!)" Jenna smiled.

"What do you have against One Direction?!" Professor Kirkland snapped.

"Oh look! WE HAVE ARRIVED!" Jenna pointed at the large building in front of them. "Harry, welcome to KIRKLAND MANOR!"

The manor was so gigantic, it could have been a castle! It was a third the size of Hogwarts, but Harry had a feeling he was definitely going to get lost anyway. Kirkland manor was adorned in the national flowers of Scotland, Wales, England and Ireland.

"Well, are you going to get out of the car or just stare?" Professor Kirkland smirked, holding open Harry's car door. "And whilst you're here, call me Arthur."


England perspective

No sooner had England brought in the suitcases containing his, Cornwall's and Harry's clothes and locked the door; the doorbell started ringing frantically, along with scared yells in German. Grimacing, England picked up his keys from the hallway table, and re-opened the door, letting in Prussia.

"Mein gott! France found out! France found out!" Prussia grabbed at his hair. "You have to let me hide here!"

The Brit crossed his arms, "There is no HAVE TO about it, if you recall, I hate you all." Gilbert grabbed Arthur's collar, pulling him forward so that they were nose-to-nose.

"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON ZE RECEIVING END OF FRANCE'S FURY, WHILST HE IS IN OVER-PROTECTIVE MODE?!" Prussia yelled, whilst England pushed the albino away from him.

"Fine, you can hide here. But if you're caught, I'm saying that you blackmailed me."

Prussia let go of Britain's collar, pulling him into a hug.
"DANKEDANKEDANKE!" Gilbert let go of the Brit and ran up the stairs to hide.

~timey skippy!~

England was sitting in his living room, drinking some tea, Harry reading a book off to his left, when a blur of blue, yellow and angry burst in through the window. There were shards of glass everywhere! But thankfully, England and Harry were at the other end of the room from the window, so the shards didn't harm them.

"Francis? What in tarnation are you doing?! I have a perfectly good door you could've used!" Arthur joked.

"Where is 'e?! Where is Prussia?!" Francis ran towards Arthur, who put on a confused face.

"I have no idea who you're talking about Francis, are you drunk?"

"You know who I am talking about, Angleterre! Prussia 'as been screwing Canada!"

"Again with the country names! You seriously ARE drunk." Arthur jerked a thumb at Harry, staring at Francis.

"What?! Oh... Salut 'arry!" Francis forced a smile and waved at the boy wizard.
"Um... Hi." Harry said.

Suddenly, Prussia popped his head around the doorframe.
"Hey Eyebrows! Is it safe to- OH CRAP!" Prussia exclaimed as he saw France, fleeing from the room and out of the front door.
"Beillschimdt!" Francis yelled as he ran after the albino.

Arthur sighed, taking a sip of his tea. "And bring on World War Three... Up for a game of chess Harry?"

~LETS DO THE TIME WARP!~

Arthur was about to win the game, one move from putting the BoyWho-Lived in checkmate. Cornwall had come down from her room to watch the match, but had fallen asleep on the sofa. "And checkma-"

He was then interrupted by this:

Briiiiing Briiiiiiiing Briiiiiiiiiiiing BRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!

Arthur groaned, getting up to answer the god-damn phone. He lifted the phone to his ear.
"If this is France, Spain or Prussia, how the bloody hell did you get my number?! If this is the Prime Minister, I'm a little busy right now. If this is Ameri-"

"BINGO!" An obnoxious (celtic guardian) American shouted from the other end. "I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YA AND THAT MATTIE IS FREAKIN' OUT! OH AND I'M COMING OVER! YA LEFT THE HANDCUFFS HERE LAST TIME! OH IS HARRY THERE?! TELL HIM THAT THE HERO SAYS HI! MATT STOP YOUR POLAR BEAR FROM RIPPING UP MY CLOTHES, DUDE!" With that, Alfred hung up.

"What the bloody hell was that?!" Jenna questioned, waking up. "Can you ask your boyfriend to NOT express your sex life in front of innocent thirteen year olds?!"

"You think I haven't tried?!" Arthur snapped back.

Just then, there was a poof of red, white and blue smoke. Out of the smoke came a tall blond with sparkling blue eyes, dressed in jeans, an I love NY T-Shirt and a bomber jacket, cheeky grin plastered over his face. The male ran towards the Brit, enveloping him in a bear hug.

"Artie!" America nearly squeezed the life out of England. "I missed ya! I woulda come over sooner but Francey came round whilst Matt was busy with Gil!"

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND GIVING ME BAD MENTAL IMAGES!" Cornwall yelled, grabbing her hair. "And what impression do you think Harry's getting?"

America let go of England to look at the boy wizard he hadn't noticed upon entering the room. He smiled widely at the sight of the boy, walking up to him and ruffling his hair.

"Harry! Good ta see ya dude! It feels like ages since I saw ya! I remember the day Artie burst into my apartment I have in London, yelling about how I needed to come and help him save some baby! Then I shouted, 'Why can't you get one of your bros or sis's ta help ya!' Then he grabbed my ear and dragged me out of the apartment-"

"You don't need to tell him that Alfred!" Arthur hissed at his partner.

"Awww, but Igs!" The American pouted.

"Don't call me that."

"You're such a tsundere!" If England was drinking tea, he would have spat it out at that statement.

"D-do you even know what Tsundere means?!"

"I do!" Jenna smirked excitedly in the corner.

"Harry, Jenna, I would advise you to leave."


A/N MEIN GOTT DIS CHAP TOOK ME LIKE A MONTH! I don't know if I put too much stuff in or not... Oh wells! Hope you enjoyed dis crazy shiz!