A/N In which you guys learn a tad bit more about my awesome OC, Bob. And some other stuff happens. Including Prussia being awesome and Prussia & Draco scene! Because everyone loves it when those two hang out. I can imagine them being BFFs. Draco can be the grumpy one! ^w^

Harry Potter perspective

"Pleeaaase Professor! I have to go to Hogsmeade!" Harry pleaded to Professor Kirkland.

"I am very sorry Mr Potter, but I am neither your parent nor guardian. Yes, I knew your parents, I know nearly everyone in the United Kingdom." He apologised. "It is not my place to sign any document about a student, unless it is concerning class."

"Dude, that's bullshit! You're one of the most important dudes in Brita-"

"Oh look, you seem to have fallen off your chair, Alfred."

"Everyone else is going to Hogsmeade! I'll be abandoned in the castle!" Harry exclaimed, trying to phase Arthur.

"That is utter nonsense, Mr Filch will still be here. And the Dementors will als- okay, change of subject. I have something that I think may belong to you." Kirkland reached into his desk and pulled out, what looked like, a piece of parchment.

"Duuuddee! I know what that is! Its that mappy thingy! The one that you stole off that guy cuz you thought it was dangerous!" Alfred commented, rubbing his head as he stood up. "Uhm... I think it was uh... Serious?"

"Sirius? As in Sirius Black? The man who killed my parents?"

"Oh don't be stupid, Potter, Voldemort killed your parents. Black had nothing to do with it. They just blamed him because he was a total emo and that's a bad thing."

"Isn't your bro em-"

"And you have fallen off your chair again Alfred. Good day to you Mr Potter. And William is a goth, not an emo. They are two different things. Or so he says."

And with that said, Harry was pushed out of the classroom, parchment in hand, and more suspicious than ever. Before he left the corridor, he heard Arthur mutter one sentence and Alfred give one response.

"Alfred you bloody git, this is what happens when you over sleep! You miss the meet, you miss the bloody train! You have to be flown over in your boss's bloody private jet!-"

"Well, you can tell me off later! You need to shrink me back to 'colonial' size."

England perspective

"You are so close to being clobbered to death." Arthur growled. "Never use the word Colony around me."

"Aww but Artie! We just got engaged! You really gonna nag me?"

"Stop being such a plonker. Ugh, I'm just going to draw a circle, then you step inside it and I'll chant the spell."

England drew a chalk circle on the floor, with the seven sided star inside. He gestured for America to step inside, he did so willingly.

"Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer. Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer! Now I command you! SHRINK!"

A bright light engulfed America, good, it was working. England covered his eyes to protect them from a blinding. When he felt that the light had disappeared, he removed his arm to see a young Alfred sitting on the floor. The spell had (strangely) gone correctly.

"Fantastic, now, there are some spare robes in my office. Go change." Alfred nodded, hurrying to change out of his now-too-big Bomber jacket, 'I heart NY' shirt, and ripped jeans.

There was a knock on the door, Arthur groaned, it was probably Granger, ready to bombard him with questions about the Nations.

He opened the door, to reveal not a red and gold uniform: but a yellow and brown one.

"Ahh, good morning Mr Function. What can I do for you?" He greeted the bespectacled orange eyes.

"Uhm, I just... Wanted to hand in my homework. On uh... The reasons the League of Nations failed." The boy held out a parchment.

Britain took the paper thanking him.
"Ah... There was something I was meaning to ask you." He remembered, causing Bob's exit to stop.

"Uhmm... Yes Professor?"

"You joined the school this year, am I correct?"

"Yes..."

"As you received your letter late?"

"Yes..."

"Can you explain why your boggart was what it was?"

"Uh... Sort of."

England gestured to a seat, and began listening to the teen's story.

"I met Steve on holiday, a few weeks before I turned thirteen, in Ireland. He had an obsession with vampires, he wanted to be one. Steve had this other friend, Darren, who was fanatical about spiders. Darren bought a spider from someone off the street, or so he said. Steve wouldn't tell me anything about it. Soon after I left Ireland, Darren rang me. He said Steve was in the hospital, with a spider bite. I went straight back and stayed with Steve for a couple of weeks, before my mum forced me to come home, Wizards weren't allowed to be homeschooled any longer. So I had to start Hogwarts. I know how Steve is doing through his sister, Amber. But still..."

"You're worried that she's lying to to stop you from getting depressed. You're scared he may be dead."

"... Exactly Professor."

"I doubt he has died. If you wanted, my younger brother and sister both work for the Irish government. I could ask them to find out how he was doing."

"Really Professor?! You'd do that?" Bob exclaimed. "Thank you Sir!"

Draco Malfoy perspective

"Mein gott Vest! You gotta man up und tell Feli soon! Before it's too late!" Draco overheard Gilbert conversing with his brother.

"Ja, I know. But how?"

"Vell, you valk up to him. You say, 'Feliciano I am hopelessly in love with you.' Ze vorst zat vill happen is he turns you down! Ze best zat vill happen, kesesesese~"

"Ugh vhatever."

"Bye Vest!" Gilbert walked into the dormitory. "Oh hallo less-awesome roommate. Just so you know, I totally forgive you for vhat happened last time."

"Uh... Thanks..."

"Hey, you don't happen to know how to send zhose awesome talking letters? do you? Because mein bruder reeeeaaally needs to tell somevone something. But seeing as he's Ludvig, he needs a little help from ze awesome Gilbert."

"You mean Howlers? Of course I know how to- and why should I tell you? You might send it to me!"

"Nien, zat is not how ze awesome Me does things! But use ze letter to tell the message at ze same time its being said! Oh... Do you know how to use a recorder? I zink I may need your help in zis mission. Kesesesesese~"

*Insert Time Travel joke here*

And so, that was how Draco ended up using a MUGGLE device, to HELP Gilbert with... Something! His father would NOT hear about this. He was also hiding in a closet.

"Oh hallo Vest! How nice of you to visit your awesome big bruder!" That was Draco's cue to press the red circle button.

"You called me to come here Gilbert. Vhat do you vant?"

"To help you tell our good friend Feliciano Vargas a few things."

Italy perspective

Feliciano was sitting at a table in the Hufflepuff house, trying to do some Transfiguration homework, when a letter was dropped in front of him.

"Ve~, grazie." He kindly thanked the owl, opening the letter.

"You called me to come here Gilbert. Vhat do you vant?"

"To help you tell our good friend Feliciano Vargas a few things."

"I do not have anything to tell Feliciano. I keep no secrets from him."

"Hmm, iz zhat so Vest? Didn't you try to tell him somezhing zis morning but Chickened out."

"I did not chicken out, for I did not have anyzing to tell him."

"Ja right, und Roderich's straight. Now, I know zhat you know zhat I know zhat you know zhat I know zhat you're hopelessly in love vith Feli."

"Nien! I don't love Feli!"

"Oh come on Luddy, it's not Nazi Germany anymore! Hitler is dead und he's not going to fulfil his promise now, right?"

"He said he vould kill every Italian, zhen torture mein Italy if I told Feliciano I loved him... How could I not still be afraid?!"

"You do know you just admitted it, Vest."

"Vhatever... It's not like Feliciano is going to find out."

"Ehhh... Kesesesese... About zhat... Ja, zhis conversation is being recorded live und Feli us listening to it!"

A/N KESESESESESESE~ Don't you just love it when I fail at writing? XD I do!

Oh, and I attempted to write an American Revolution fic. Wondering if I should upload it or not because my English Teacher said it was good and so did my Teaching Assistant Cousin.

I'm holidaying next week BTW, leaving on Friday 14th. We're going skiing in France with my cousin Charlotte! She's never been before xD, wonder what's gonna happen!