A/N Update! Update! Wooooo~ I feel so lame. Hehe, 69 follows. I'm so perverse.

Amber perspective

Well... Shit. What the hell was her useless brother doing here?! Why did some fatso in a yellow suit think it important to intrude in their business? Why wasn't someone arresting Steve or something?

"Well... That was quite an entrance." Someone behind her commented, with a distinctive Canadian accent it must've been that boy she talked to before the holiday. Huh, funny how he wasn't over reacting like he should.

"Uh... Excuse me a minute please..." Amber got up from her seat, looking over her shoulder briefly to see a familiar Hufflepuff on the same thought track. They both walked up to the albino standing at the front, who seemed a tad confused.

"Hello, brother mine." She yanked his hair, pulling his ear towards her lips. "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing here?!"

"Ouch! I'm here to kill a Dumbwhore, and avoid foreigners!" The silverette winced, a clump of his hair coming out in his sister's hand as she let go. "Plus this dog won't stop following me and I keep hearing voices telling me 'I'm Serious Black'."

Amber felt the whole school freeze at those three words. Fuck, she did NOT sign up for this, not at all. It wasn't like she was working undercover to try to prevent a future war or anything, and it wasn't like her brother was a giant retard who was revealing everything. She glanced behind Steve, through the window he had broken, a full moon huh? Good thing there were no werewolves around, right?

Remus Lupin perspective

Professor Kirkland leant over to the mousy haired teacher.

"Theres a full moon Remus, I'd bugger the hell off if I were you." Arthur reminded him, cautiously in a low whisper. "Don't want the students finding out, I'm buggering off as well."

Lupin got the hint, standing up, bowing his head at Dumbledore, and ran, ran out into the grounds. A shaggy black dog following after him. The duo ran towards the Whomping Willow, diving under the tree and disappearing into the night. The werewolf could already feel his mind, senses and body transforming, slowly losing control over his soul.

~Day of Hogsmeade trippy thingy~

Harry perspective

Harry looked out into the Hogwarts grounds as students chatted excitedly, heading to the village for the first time. He knew he shouldn't, but he couldn't help but be jealous...

"Ah, there you are Mr Potter, I've been looking for you." The dark haired boy turned around to see Professor Kirkland in a leather jacket, skinny jeans, a punk t-shirt, and union jack scarf. Rather weird attire for a school professor...

"You know, that map I gave you, the one that belonged to your father, if you tap it with your wand and say 'I solemnly swear I'm up to no good' it shows you where everyone in the castle is and more." With that, the blond male disappeared...

"O...kay..." Harry shrugged, pulling his invisibility cloak out of nowhere, he was planning on going to Hagrid's tea, but exploring parts of the castle he'd never seen before would be just as fun.

(Timey wimey skippy whippy)

Harry had just finished exploring a remote area of the castle, near the Hufflepuff dorms, when he realised some of the routes on the map seemed to lead out of the grounds, towards... Hogsmeade. Maybe this was how Professor Kirkland was apologising for scarring the dark haired teen for life. Harry cringed at the memory, as he remembered the handkerchief someone had given him, the words 'Welcome to yaoi fanboy land, for all really bad nosebleeds' hand embroidered on it. A girl gave it to him as well... There were very many weird people in Hogwarts.

Harry followed one of the map lines, reaching a statue of an elderly witch with one eye... Now, was there a hidden passage or something? Did he have to poke her in the eye to open it?

A/N Short chapter is short. Basically just filler to get myself back on the canon path. ;)