Hey guys! So this is my first fanfic written on a computer! And so I thought it would only be fitting to make it my most popular story. So I hope you all enjoy this chapter of The Stick Game! Also, I am a limited imagination person so please send me ideas for commands as well as what you think please. I will be doing a Fairy Tail group this time, but it will not have my normal group. This will include Mirajane, Cana, Gildarts, Laxus, Bixlow, Freed, Evergreen, Elfman, Romeo, Jellal, Carla, Lily, and Lissana. Warning, I do not know Bixlow, Freed and Evergreen too well and, as you can tell, am a Nalu fan so Lissana will not be a bitch, but she may not seem right… anyway I'll just let you read and find out! Sorry for the long intro, I hope you enjoy and Chow!
The Stick Game
How Erza's Punishment WentErza had thought her punishment would be easy because she wore her pajamas all the time. She was dreadfully wrong. She couldn't shower all week, and none of the guild took her seriously. Whenever she tried to stop people from fighting or acting up, they would simply look at her, laugh a little, and then go back to what they were doing previously. By the time her punishment was up, she was ready for revenge. (A/N which you will have to wait for the next chapter to see.)
At the Guild"So, I heard Erza's punishment finished yesterday," Cana tried to strike a conversation with the odd group of people who had ended up in the guild.
"Yeah, in fact she dragged out everyone on a mission just a few hours ago, muttering something about revenge," Mirajane said in her usual peppy voice making the others cringe a little.
"Wait, so Wendy isn't coming today?" Romeo questioned, with a hint of sorrow in his voice.
"Oh? Does someone have a crush on the little girl?" Bixlow questioned, his puppets mimicking him saying "Crush! Crush!"
"No I don't!" the young boy stood up, knocking his stool over in the process.
"Really? Cause by the way you're acting, you seem like you're a little over protective about this," Gildarts chuckled off to the side.
"He's right you know. If you wanted to actually convince us, you would have kept a calm head and simply replied with a 'No' instead of freaking out like you did. I know that's what Gajeel would have done," Lily joined the teasing, nodding his head at the thought of his partner in this situation.
"So you have a crush on Wendy huh? Well then I must tell you that with Wendy not having any actual blood related family that she knows of, I am technically her guardian, which means that you need my consent to date her!" Carla sat there with a grimace on her face, staring coldly at the tomato red boy.
"I already said I don't have a crush on her!" he shouted again, turning into Erza's hair.
"You just confirmed our suspicions dude," Laxus shouted from the second floor, "if you would have taken the cats advice, you would seem like you were more offended by the fact that we thought you liked her. But now you just proved that you like her by saying the same thing twice."
"Are you saying that Wendy isn't good enough for you!?" Carla shouted, thinking that is what Romeo was thinking, "Because if one of you is not good enough for the other, it is certainly not her!" Carla crossed her arms and turned away, feeling that if she looked at him for another second, he would no longer have a face.
"No! That's not it at all! I think Wendy is awesome! She is probably one of the nicest girls in the guild and she cares for everyone. Not to mention she is extremely trust worthy and is an amazing fighter!" Romeo exclaimed, trying to calm the cat down and get her to like him again so he would at least have a chance with the girl he liked, though he would never admit it to this group of buffoons.
"Face it kid, you like her," Freed said, as he took a sip of water.
"I do not!"
"Do too!" Cana joined.
"Nu-Hu"
"If not, then why would you have gone on about her so much?" Evergreen said as she pushed her glasses up a bit.
"Cause I think she is an awesome girl! Plus she is the closest one to my age in this guild!"
"All the more reason for you to like her. Just be a man and confess. Confessions are manly!" Elfman yelled from the bar next to Lissana who was giggling this entire time, which went unnoticed.
"There is nothing to confess," Romeo muttered as he picked up the stool and sat back down.
"Really? You at your age, if you were to tell her how you felt, and she rejected you, it wouldn't do anything to hurt your friendship. It didn't with me and Natsu," Lissana chimed in, now out of her giggling fest.
"Really!?" Romeo looked hopefully at her, grinning a smile much like Natsu's, just smaller.
"Hah! See? He does like her!" Gildarts laughed, no longer even trying to get the boy to admit.
"What's this about?" a blue haired mage asked as he walked into the guild.
"Jellal? How and why are you here?" Mirajane asked stunned.
"I have my ways and reasons. One of them involving a certain red haired mage. Is Erza around?" he questioned, looking around a bit.
"She's off on a mission with Natsu and the rest," Lissana answered making the mage look sad that his efforts were for nothing.
"Oh… Oh well. So anyway, what is this about? Who likes who here?" the criminal asked, trying to change the topic.
"We think Romeo-Chan has a crush on Wendy-Chan!" Mirajane said as she placed both hands to her cheeks and shook her head violently trying to shake away the young love images that were flashing threw her head, along with the blush that came with them.
"I do not!" Romeo returned to his tomato red state making Jellal just smirk.
Meanwhile on a Mission with the Rest of the Group"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!" Wendy was sneezing like crazy for unknown reasons.
"Wendy! Are you okay!" Lucy asked as she handed the girl a tissue.
"Are you getting motion sick!" Natsu asked as he was about to throw up in the soft lap that was Lucy's.
"Baka! If she was getting motion sick she would be in the state your in!" Erza stated then punched him in the stomach to knock him out.
"Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!" Wendy continued sneezing violently.
Back at the Guild"Okay then. How about we give the poor boy a break and play a game?" the blue haired mage asked as he pulled out a bag of sticks from his pocket.
"Is that-" Cana started only to be cut off.
"The Stick Game. Erza gave me a set. Something about not getting board or something along those lines. You guys up for it?" Jellal asked glancing around the room as if challenging the others.
"Refusing would not be manly!" Elfman shot up, knocking his beer over in the process.
"Sure!" Romeo was ready to do anything to get off the topic of Wendy.
"Sounds like fun," Evergreen said as she came over and sat next to the others ready to play.
"I'm down!" Laxus shouted as he jumped off the railing. The others just nodded in agreement and walked over to join the others.
"Alright then!" Jellal laid the sticks down on the bar counter. Everyone took a stick and all recited a famous line.
"Let the game, begin!"
Romeo felt the power flow through him. 'Heh, payback time jerks! Let's start off with you Gildarts! Go snuggle your daughter like you would if she was six years old!' Romeo sat at his stool, almost laughing when Gildarts stood up and picked Cana up by the hips and started tossing her up in the air.
"Who's my precious little girl! You are! Yes you are!" the grown man yelled as he tossed her up in the air like you would with a small child.
"Dad! Put me down! Knock it off!" the brunette shouted, pounding on his shoulders every time she came down.
Romeo couldn't hold it back anymore, along with everyone else. They all burst out laughing. Some fell over and rolled on the floor.
"Oi! Knock it off and let me finish my beer!" Cana shouted turning red from her father's actions.
Romeo had just gone out of his laughing fest and decided it was time for the next order. 'Okay okay, now Mirajane, go into the back, transform into Erza and come back out,' Mira got up and walked into the back area and transformed into Erza, with her dress that she wore when the reporter of "The Weekly Sorcerer" came for the first time.
"J-Jellal" she said as she came back acting shocked and trying to imitate Erza's voice.
'I don't remember ordering her to act like her… oh well lets just see how this plays out.'
"E-Erza! When did you get back!?" Jellal practically yelled, standing up and knocking his stool over.
"About 20 seconds ago. Why are you here!?" Mirajane was putting up the act so well that even Romeo started to believe it was her.
"Why does everyone ask that!? And why didn't you come in through the… Mirajane. Why are you Erza?" He caught on immediately after he thought about how she always came through the front.
"Awww, you already figured it out," the white haired mage crossed her arms a little upset by his realization, but remaining in her Erza form.
"Of course I did, I know her well enough to know that she never comes in through the back. She always uses the front. Anyway, get out of her form now please… your kind of freaking me out…" The blue haired mage lifted his seat back up and sat down. He then glanced around the room for suspicious behavior.
"Can't, I turned into her against my will. I think it has something to do with the game," she replied, after trying to turn back of course.
'Well that was interesting… anyhow, Elfman, pick up Lissana and run around the room with her on your shoulders,' the game commander at the moment thought, sending Lissana into a screaming fit as Elfman LITTERALY threw her on top of his shoulders. They then giggled and ran around the room laughing.
Romeo felt the power drain from him.
'Of course all these childish prank type orders are from a kid,' Evergreen thought, pulling her fan up to her face to hide the blush that was forming on her face from looking at Elfman and his sister. 'Now, little mister Romeo, it's time to tell us the truth. Confess whether or not you like Wendy,'
Romeo stood up on the table and cupped his hands to his mouth, "I have a crush on Wendy Marvell!" shouted said boy sending everyone into a laughing fit. Laxus chuckled and cupped his hands like Romeo.
"We kind of knew that!" the second generation Dragon Slayer shouted back, making the boy grow into such a shade of red that his face could beat Erza's hair any day of the week.
'Now, Freed, make some runes around the guild that swap everyone's gender!' Evergreen knew this was maniacal and that she too would change into a boy, but she didn't care.
Freed ran outside the guild and started writing runes as quickly as his hands would let him. Soon everyone was the opposite gender, Elfman, or Elfwoman collapsed under the pressure of his now brother over him. He was now small and fragile looking, while the used to be girl on top of him, was muscular and buffed up. Laxus was still as scary looking as always. He looked like a blonde haired version of Erza with a scar over her eye and really baggy clothing. Freed now looked the exact same as before, now just with more womanly features. The same went for Bixlow, and his puppets. Evergreen however looked like a hunky hero from a story book. Her fairy costume was ripped to shreds due to her fast growth and looked like Elfman, just prettier. Cana now had a set of biceps and short scruffy brown hair while Gildarts looked like an orange haired Mavis. Mirajane was now a girl version of Erza who looked like Laxus just with red hair and no scar. The biggest change happened to Romeo and Jellal however. Jellal looked like Lucy, only with blue and longer hair, and Romeo looked like Wendy just with black hair instead of blue. Everyone looked around and began laughing there heads off.
"Well these are new…" Laxus said as he looked at his chest.
"Yeah, it's called being a girl. You wont get used to it," Lissana explained to him, making the boy frown at her words.
"Great," was all he replied.
"Heh," Cana chuckled at her dad, "Looks like I'm now the man of the family."
"Yeah, but I'm still the strongest," her father replied, smirking at his daughter who just snickered and took another swig of beer.
"You wanna go old man?" She challenged, hitting her newly bulk chest with a sense of humor in her voice.
"Nah, I'm not going to hit a girl, none the less my daughter," he turned away, but not before grabbing the drink in her hand and finishing it himself to stop her from drinking. This failed miserably as she just turned and grabbed a barrel.
"But I'm no longer a girl, nor your daughter." She smirked, knowing that she had won this battle.
"If that is so, then you should be a gentleman and not hit a lady," Gildarts responded, making his daughter gawk at what her father had said.
"Can someone help me out of this!?" Elfman screamed from under the large pile of clothes that were now 10x his size.
Evergreen burst into laughter. Never had Elfman asked for help with something so frivolous. "You may want to rethink that. You're a girl now remember? You now have… you know,"
"I do!? Where!?" Elfman yelled from under the dark clothes which let in no light at all.
"You idiot. Where else would they be!?" She asked, kicking the lump of clothes, which sadly buffered the hit.
Mirajane sat off to the side. She thought everyone looked ridiculous, not counting Laxus of course. She then realized that she was still Erza, so she went to look in the mirror that was in the back of the bar. She got there and burst into a laughing fit. She looked like Laxus, just with red hair and no scar. "I look kind of sexy like this,"
"Dude you look like a chick!" Bixlow shouted at his comrade with his puppets copying with "Chick! Chick!"
"No dip Hamolton," Freed replied, laughing, (A/N Hamolton is the equivalent of Sherlock).
"R-Romeo! What happened!?" Jellal shouted, looking down at his new found chest.
"I-I don't know!" Romeo ran over to a mirror and looked into it. He practically screamed when he saw that he was Wendy with black hair. He looked down at his new found chest and poked it. 'Why do I like this girl again?' He blushed at the thought.
'Okay, time to have a little fun with this. Romeo, act like what you see Wendy as," Evergreen thought.
Romeo went away from the mirror and was acting like a prettified Wendy and walking up to the others saying "Can I help you with anything?" or "Are you hurt? Let me heal you!" then we would hold his hands out and summon fire in them which burned a blue color.
"Dude! You're gonna burn the clothes and me with that! Knock it off!" Elfman screamed from under the large mound of cloth.
"But your hurt!" Romeo replied in a high pitched voice, making everyone laugh their heads off.
Evergreen felt the power flow out of her.
'So it was her… I was just guessing. Okay then,' Jellal thought, looking around the room. 'Cana, go hop on your dad's back and don't let go until he says "Uncle"'
Cana ran over and hopped on her small girl fathers back and clung to his back for dear life. They fell over, Cana still latched to his back, and him screaming for her to get off of him.
"You have to say the magic word daddy!" She yelled in a drunken, very low, groggy voice, sending shivers down the man's spine.
"And that word is?" he begged, wanting to be able to breathe again.
"I ain't tellin!" She shouted in his ear, making him cringe in pain.
'Ah, Father Daughter love, It's such a weird sight. Anyway, Lissana, Transform into you're cheetah take-over and run around the room at top speed,'
Lissana turned into what looked like a very fat house cat and began to sprint as fast as she could. As she was running she ran into the heap of clothes, also known as Elfman. She jumped over with expert skill, almost award winning. Freed who was watching from close by slowly clapped in utter amazement.
'Wow… I did not expect her to look like that nor did I expect that much experience… okay then… I think it's time we bring this game to an end. Evergreen, go help Elfman out of his mound of clothing.'
Evergreen began to walk over to Elfman and Romeo, who was still trying to "heal" Elfman with his fire. Evergreen slowly lifted up the cloth, not caring that Elfman was a naked girl, and slowly revealed a leg, then another leg. Romeo was blushing furiously, he did not want, nor need to see this at his age. But due to his order he couldn't look away. Evergreen started to lift the cloth more and more and Romeo couldn't take it anymore.
"I QUIT! I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT! JUST DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT!" Romeo screamed, making everyone turn back to normal, and leaving evil smirks on everyone's faces.
"Huddle up everyone," the dark magic mage shouted, making everyone come into a huddle, smirks plastered across all their faces.
"So what are we going to make him do?" Freed asked, happy to be back to his original gender.
"What if we made him have to wash the dishes for a week!" Mirajane pleaded, hating the thought of how she always had to do them and no one helped her.
"I think that's more a personal problem…" Lily said, sweat dropping at her innocentness.
"What if we made him wear his hair in ponytails like Wendy does for a week!" Carla said, her face probably looking the most demonic out of them all.
"That's not a half bad idea. We could get him a wig and everything!" Lissana went into 'kawaii-desu' mode and was overjoyed at the thought.
"I think that will be perfect for the little rascal," Gildarts joined, grinning evilly at the boy.
"Alright then," Jellal turned to face the scared boy, " Your punishment will be that you have to wear a wig that has the same type of ponytails that Wendy has for a week."
Romeo looked stunned then faked a groan and walked out of the guild. He didn't think this would be too bad. He only has to wear a wig right? Wrong.
So what did you guys think? Did you like it? Hate it? Want more chapters with this group? Tell me please. Also, I have a couple things to tell you guys. So, one, please give me some ideas on what to use for orders… it's getting kinda hard to come up with original stuff. Also, if you guys have been wondering if there was a way to play this game in real life, I have found a way. If you go to my Facebook page: Zadel Tales, I will be posting what the rules of the stick game are. Then in the comments below, you will put your name and I will randomly pick one of you to have the power. You will send me a message privately with your orders for the others. If they guess that it's you in another separate message, I will inform you and you will become a normal player again. When you send me the message saying your order, I will post it in the comments section of the rules for that day. I will be playing once a day, so be on your toes for when I post the rules. We will need at least 4 people to participate. I am hoping that this will actually help us bond and get to know each other better. So if you want to play, I will be posting one on Monday to start it off. Also I am sorry that this and all my other chapters are so late. I have been busy all week what with getting back from cali and all my friends wanting to see me. I'm even typing this right now next to a friend with whom I am spending the night with. Anyway, sorry for the long out-tro, just to go over things again, please give me ideas, like my page on Facebook to play, and sorry for the lateness. Also roxy la-sexy helped me out with this chapter a little so go check her out. Anyway, thanks for reading and Chow!