M. Just a collection of short one-shots varying in length that I wrote whilst holidaying in France. ^^ Enjoy.

Random one-shot #13 ~ BulRo (Bulgaria x Romania) [featuring Twilight] {sorry, not sorry. Please don't hate meh Twilight fans!}

"Hey Vlad." The Romanian looked up to see Dmitri holding some sort of book in his hands.

"Huh? What are you reading my dear Bulgarian?" Vladimir questioned, eyeing the black book, the letters 'TWI' on the front cover, the rest hidden behind Dmitri's slender fingers.

"Oh. I... It's an English project. I'm supposed to read this and then ask two people for their opinion. I already asked Liz, so I was wondering if you'd give me an opinion." The Bulgarian sheepishly placed the book on the table. The full title was 'TWILIGHT'.

"You really want to go there?" Laughed the Moldovan boy sitting opposite Vlad. "Vlady reeeaaallly hates that book. With a passion."

"Mo, I would advise you to leave the room, big brother is going to use some bad words." Mo chuckled, and as he left the room, mouthed 'good luck,' at Dmitri.

"Twilight; my mortal enemy." Vladimir growled. "It is so incorrect in the ways of supernatural its a crime! For one, not all vampires are extremely attractive, nor do they sparkle or reproduce! For two, werewolves do NOT have control over themselves in full moon mode, that being said, they can't transform in daylight!"

"Well, someone's been on wikipedia." The Bulgarian quickly jotted down his Romani friend's Twilight rant.

"Shut up! I am telling you why Twilight is a load of s***! It's probably the worst vampire romance novel I have ever read! The best being Darren Shan Saga! Steve and Darren totally had a thing!"

"They did not have a thing-"

"YES THEY DID HAVE A THING! DO NOT DENY THEIR HAVING OF A THING!" Dmitri decided against writing this part down.

"Back to the subject of Twilight." The Eastern European changed the subject. He didn't want to the Romanian to explain Darren and Steve's non-existent thing. A bit like Dmitri and Vlad's non-existent thing Liz kept persisting was there. Even though it obviously wasn't!

"Ah yes... Twilight. Truly a curse on humanity. It should be banned! I hate the books so much I could kill myself!"

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"And that was a review of Twilight, by my 'boyfriend', Vladimir Vur Horsten." Dmitri finished his project, smirking as the whole class glared daggers at Vlad. "And thats why you don't murder my stick insect."