Kitty: you guys, we only got one request! DX NOOOOOOO!
Penguin: well yeah who would want to ask a slut like you a question?
Kitty: NOT NOW PENGUIN! [smacks him in the face]
Penguin: [whimpers]
Kyoya: I don't see why you're even doing this. It's completely stupid.
Kitty: IS NOT! TAKE IT BACK!
Kyoya: oh...kay... [terrified] I take it back...
Tamaki: good morning Kitty! [yawns, walks in the room with a cup of coffee and a pink robe on]
Kitty: Um, Tamaki-kun, it's the middle of the afternoon...
Tamaki: are you sure?
Kitty: I'm sure.
Hikaru and Kaoru: morning Kitty. [follow after Tamaki wearing matching orange robes with their names embroidered in black on them]
Kitty: why do you people all think it's the morning?! It's three in the afternoon!
Kyoya: yes, but it's a Saturday. Therefore it's too early for them.
Mori and Hunny: [come in doors wearing karate uniforms]
Hunny: hi Kitty! [waves happily]
Kitty: [waves in return] hello Hunny senpai! Hi Mori senpai!
Mori: [nods]
Kitty: so where's Haruhi? I told her to be here for the request we got...
Haruhi: [bursts through door] sorry I'm late, Kitty.
Kitty: ah, good, you're here! [pulls piece of paper out of pocket] right here I hold our VERY FIRST REQUEST!
Haruhi: and the last, I'm guessing?
Kyoya: uh huh.
Penguin: who else would want to talk to such a slut?
Kitty: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PENGUIN! [clears throat awkwardly]
Hosts and Penguin: [stand there awkwardly, waiting for her to read the request]
Kitty: ANYWAYS, our first request everyone!
From NightWish234:
Lol how about Mori and tamaki both pinning for haruhi and Mori beats up tamaki and gets haruhi first
Mori: [looks from Tamaki to Haruhi]
Tamaki: [nervous] okay then...Haruhiwillyoubemygirlfriend? [covers eyes with hands and whimpers, waiting for Mori to beat him up]
Mori: no. [punches Tamaki weakly in the stomach]
Tamaki: OWWWWWW! [falls over dead]
Renge: [powerful motor spawns from floor] WEAK! HORRIBLE! GET THE STUNT DOUBLES IN HERE, THEY CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER!
Kitty: oh hey Renge.
Renge: [smiles] hiiiiii Haruhi! [hugs Haruhi] hey there Kitty, Penguin! It's been a while!
Kitty: yeah!
Mori: hn.
Tamaki: [wakes up from being dead] can we get the stunt doubles in here?
Kitty: [snaps fingers, two much hotter stunt doubles come in]
Tamaki: [looks at the stunt doubles jealously] he looks NOTHING like me!
Kitty: that's the point! ACTION!
Renge: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!
[Mori's stunt double punches Tamaki's stunt double into a wall] not cool, man. Haruka is mine.
Kitty: CUT! THIS ISN'T THE SWIMMING ANIME! IT'S HARUHI! NOT HARUKA! TRY AGAIN!
[Mori's stunt double peels Tamaki's stunt double away from the wall, then punches him to the ground] Haruhi is mine.
Renge: CUT! MORI SENPAI DOESN'T TALK THAT MUCH!
*56 takes later*
Tamaki's stunt double: [out of breath and has many broken bones, along with a nosebleed and two black eyes] can I...take a break?
Mori's stunt double: aww, it was just getting good though!
Kitty: you got ten minutes, Mr. Stunt Double.
Haruhi: well it's kinda weird to have two stunt doubles fighting over me.
Kitty: [shrugs] there's a first for everything. That's all for today, guys! Don't forget to request!