O. Just a collection of short one-shots varying in length that I wrote whilst holidaying in France. ^^ Enjoy. (Not written in France anymore). Random one shots #15 ~ MonaBorga (Monaco x Seaborga)

"Ve~ don't be sad Seaborga~! Let me in!" Veneziano cried, trying to get his younger brother to open the door. Valentino had ran straight up to his room after he walked in.

"He's not going to listen to you, idiota." Romano commented, eating a raw tomato, seemingly amused by the situation. "Monaco turned him down, again."

"NO ONE TURNS DOWN VALENTINO VARGAS! NO ONE!" The youngest of the trio shouted from inside, sniffling noises followed his statement.

"Well, Monaco obviously did." Lovino smirked, biting into the tomato once more. Enjoying the sound of Italian curses directed at him from behind the door. "Thirty six times, and counting."

"Veeee~ Stop being mean Lovino! Maybe Mona just doesn't... Like you...?" Feliciano readied himself to be screamed at, but instead, the door opened to reveal the tear-stained face of Valentino.

"S-she said she's waiting for the one to beat her in a poker-game. I can't even win a game of snap!" The Seaborgan wailed into his elder brother's shirt. "W-with my luck s-she'll be dating Las Vegas b-by tomorrowwww!"

Feliciano awkwardly patted the younger male's back. He never was very good at comforting people over love troubles. Heck, he couldn't even comfort Lovino over a moustache! Or that one time they decided to be the Mario brothers on Halloween, and Seaborga had to be Princess Peach...

"Heh, I don't know why you're over-reacting so much. There are plenty of others out there." Romano had finished the tomato by now. "I heard Luxembourg dates losers."

"SHUT UP! Not gay! And I love Mona... Does she not see that..." Valentino took a tissue from Veneziano to blow his nose. Somehow when you cry, you need to sneeze... I don't know why. Can anyone explain that? Anyway, back to Seaborga.

"Vali, you're an attractive guy, si? And a Vargas brother! Any girl would be dying to date you! If Mona Bonnefoy can't see that, then her loss!"

"R-Really...?" Valentino sniffed, sadly smiling at Feli. "I... I guess you're correct. I'm way too handsome to let a girl turning me down bother me!"

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"Hey! Seaborga! Slow down!" Valentino stopped as he started walking away from the Micronation meeting. He turned around, meet by a pink dress and blonde plait. Monaco. "Ah, finally caught up with you."

"Oh, hey Mona. Did you want something?"

"Uhm... I thought about you last night, I realised I was being a bit selfish. Making you have to best me for a date. So... How about it? You and me, dinner for two at a nice Paris restaurant?" She nervously smiled, twiddling her fingers.

"Sure!"