Kitty: [clears throat] welcome back everyone! We've got four requests and I'm-
Penguin: how did a slut like you get four requests?
Kitty: we've been over this, so shut the hell up or end up like Voldemort.
Penguin: SWEET! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO NOT HAVE A NOSE!
Kitty: ...anyways, where is my cast?!
Tamaki: [waltzes through doorway] I'm here!
Haruhi: [follows] I'm only doing this for the tuna, just so you know.
Kyoya: [comes out of closet]
Kitty: what were you doing in the closet, Kyo-chan?
Kyoya: just some...experimenting.
Twins: [come out of the closet, their hair messed up]
Kitty: [whispers to Kyoya] you do realize I have security cameras in there?
Kyoya: [whispers back] I was just taking notes on their makeout session.
Kitty: ...how about we get started then! [takes piece of paper out of pocket, clears throat] this request is from endercreep! Ooh, how cool! A minecraft fan, I'm guessing? XD
Hikaru kouru and harui chill and one of them confess there undieing love to her, making them fight then haruri tells them she loves them both... It works
Penguin: [grins] you heard the note. Get goin.
Hikaru: well I'll go first. I love you Haruhi, and I'm not just saying that because I was requested to.
Kaoru and Haruhi: yes you are.
Kaoru: but I love you more Haruhi! I love you more than the sun!
Hikaru: pfft, the sun my ass. I love you more than the stars!
Kaoru: I love you more than I love my brother!
Hikaru: [gasps] K-Kao? [tears form]
Haruhi: [blushes deeply]
Kaoru: I'm sorry Hika. But it's the truth.
Haruhi: I love you both...
Hikaru and Kaoru: and scene. [leave room]
Kitty: GET CHO ASSES BACK IN HERE, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
Twins: [come back, frightened]
Penguin: I'm reading the next request, which is from a guest. [clears throat]
I think Kitty and Kyoya should develope a romance seeing how both of you agree how dumb the other hosts are other than Hunny and or Mori, they're good too. Btw, reading this was the only thing that made me laugh today!(x
Kitty: AWH! I'm honored! I made you laugh?!
Penguin: did you just completely ignore the beginning of that?
Kitty: pretty much.
Penguin: [rereads it]
Kyoya: [adjusts glasses seductively]
Kitty: [goes pale then blushes] well...um...
Kyoya: what's wrong Kitty?
Kitty: n-nothing... [looks down at feet, blushing deeper]
Kyoya: [uses two fingers to lift her chin gently] something's wrong...
Kitty: [looks up into his eyes]
Kyoya: [brushes the hair out of her eyes]
Tamaki: [uses large pole to push them into a closet]
Penguin: I guess I get to read the next request too! This one is from mcangel1976.
LOL. This is so funny. You should see who can woo her the best and have her decide who is the most romantic host. Please don't let it be Tamaki or the twins. I vote for Mori, Hunny, or Kyoya. haha
Penguin: [sighs dramatically] I'll go get them... [walks over to closet and hears something get thrown against the door, pushes it open slowly and walks in on Kitty and Kyoya making out and covers eyes, frightened] what the hell you slut?!
Kitty: [pulls away, panting] what the reviewers want, the reviewers get.
Kyoya: but we were supposed to develope a relationship.
Kitty: and what better way to start off a relationship than with a makeout session!
Penguin: ...anyways, you're needed for this request.
Kitty: [growls] fine. C'mon, Kyo-chan! [drags kyoya behind her]
Penguin: the request is that you've gotta see which host can woo you the best, preferably not the twins or Tamaki.
Tamaki: then this'll be really REALLY hard for you! [flips hair]
Kitty: no it won't.
Mori: hn. [sits down on couch seductively]
Hunny: [crawls in his lap seductively]
Kyoya: [wraps arms around her waist seductively]
Kitty: [blushes deep red] Kyoya wins...
Kyoya: [smirks] I thought so.
Kitty: anyways, let's read the next request! [clears throat, pulls piece of paper out of pocket, doesn't read it aloud, blushes deeper] um...
Kyoya: what? [reads it over her shoulder] oh...that...
Penguin: I wanna see! I wanna see! [tries to look]
Kitty: not for baby eyes. [shoves him away]
Penguin: [whimpers]
Kitty: well, this request is from LumaniiDoesFanfiction and...um...
Can I be an OC? Also, it is morning for me at three. XD My request is...
KYOYA MAKE OUT WITH TAMAKI ( Kissing only, hence the T rating. )
Tamaki: [blushes madly] s-sounds...interesting...
Kyoya: y-yeah...
LDFF: [poofs in from nowhere] hiya!
Kitty: [waves] hi.
Tamaki and Kyoya: [confuzzled]
Penguin: [shoves them into the closet] have fun!
~in ze closet~ (fair warning I'm not very good at this kind of thing)
Kyoya: well I guess we're supposed to make out now...
Tamaki: yeah...
Kitty: [speaks into microphone since there's a speaker above the door] you guys have to do this!
Kyoya: [shrugs, kisses him passionately]
Tamaki: [kisses back, his hands trail across Kyoya's chest]
Kyoya: [nibbles his lips gently]
Tamaki: [moves his hands to Kyoya's jeans]
Kyoya: [moves hands around Tamaki's waist]
Tamaki: [blushes and moans quietly]
Kyoya: [licks his lips]
Tamaki: [parts his lips a little]
Kyoya: [licks the inside of his mouth]
Kitty: ...they're really getting into it.
Penguin: MY EYESSSSSS! [runs away screaming]
Kitty: [shrugs] well, there he goes.
LDFF: why's he such a baby?
Kitty: he's terrified of... [whispers the rest of that sentence in LDFF's ear]
LDFF: [goes pale] I see...
Kyoya: [finally pulls away, panting heavily]
Tamaki: [pants heavily also]
Kyoya: [blushes deeply] that meant nothing.
Kitty: [whispers to LDFF] sure it meant nothing...
Kitty and LDFF: [snickers]
LDFF: but aren't you guys having a budding relationship?
Kitty: [shrugs] I guess, but I'm not one to disappoint my reviewers.
Penguin: [comes back] are they done?
Kitty: yep.
Penguin: good. Can you tell your reviewers to involve me in the requests?
Kitty: [death glare]
Penguin: n-nevermind, I didn't say anything...
Kyoya: [joins them and watches Tamaki stand awestruck through the camera] so, what's up?
Kitty: well we just watched you guys have a pretty heated makeout session in there.
Kyoya: [wraps arm around Kitty's shoulder] it meant nothing.
Kitty: [giggles] sure. [wraps arm around his waist]
Haruhi: hey guys. What did I miss?
Kitty: nothing but a front-row seat watching Kyo-chan and Tamaki-kun making out.
Haruhi: OnO um...
Hunny: HARU-CHAN! [runs and leaps onto her back]
Haruhi: [wraps arms around his legs] hey senpai.
Mori: [stands off to side and watches]
Kitty: well that's all for now. Can't wait to see what you guys request for next time! Bye bye!
Penguin: request something for me to do!
Kitty: shut up Penguin! [smacks him]