Penguin: welcome back you guys, to another chapter of The Host Club: After Hours!
Haruhi: where's Kitty?
Tamaki: where's Kyoya?
Penguin: [sighs] I know where they are... [walks over to closet and shoves door open] GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!
Kitty: [breaks away from Kyoya] oh, we're starting that now? See, there's this thing called the writer who kinda chooses when to update and I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE WRITER!
Penguin: EVERYONE'S HERE SO WE'RE UPDATING NOW!
Kitty: [sighs] fine. Where are the requests?
Kyoya: I've got 'em.
Penguin: how did you get your hands on Kitty's requests?
Kyoya: we're dating. [shrugs] and that's all you need to know.
Kitty: [giggles, drags Kyoya out of the closet] come on!
Mori: [carries Hunny in on his shoulders]
Hunny: [waves] hi Kitty-chan!
Kitty: hi Hunny senpai!
Kyoya: [hands Kitty the requests]
Kitty: thanks. [clears throat] there were a couple guest reviews this time. Those are okay, but I would still prefer PMs for request.
... can you have a game where all the guys (including Penguin, he DID ask for a request) to cross dress as girls (good crossdressing not the drag queen one they did in Episode 9) and go around seducing boys around the school?
Kitty: [snickers] the one time you asked to be involved in a request, Penguin. Alright, time to get you guys ready!
Hosts and Penguin: [speechless]
Kitty: [giggles] thank you, Guest! This'll be a fun project! [drags hosts one by one into the changing room] starting with Kyoya, I'm going to dress you up in some really sexy outfits! :D
Kyoya: why do I have to start?!
Kitty: because when everyone else is getting their costumes on... [blushes slightly and giggles]
Kyoya: oh...OH! Okay.
Kitty: [drags Kyoya off into separate area of dressing room] hmm... [yanks ripped jeans off hanger] put these on. With... [tugs one-sleeve band t-shirt off shelf] this.
Kyoya: oh...kay...I'm trusting you... [takes off shirt and puts on band shirt]
Kitty: OOH! BE RIGHT BACK! [runs out of the room, comes back with fishnet gloves] put these on!
Kyoya: [puts on gloves]
Kitty: now just the jeans and voila!
Kyoya: [takes off his pants and puts on the jeans]
Kitty: [grins] you look a lot like a teenage girl.
Kyoya: is that a good thing?
Kitty: for this request, yes. Go have a seat in the music room while I pick out outfits for the rest of 'em.
Kyoya: [shrugs, goes out and sits down on chair in music room]
Kitty: GET CHO ASS IN HERE, PENGUIN!
Penguin: [comes in the room with shaky legs]
Kitty: [giggles, picks out short skirt and varsity football jacket and team color kneesocks] put these on and then go into the music room. [leaves to go help another host]
Penguin: [puts on the clothing then sits on a couch across from Kyoya]
Kitty: [gives twins matching acid-wash jeans with black and white T-shirts] have fun. [gives Tamaki lacy dress]
Tamaki: why do I have to wear a dress?
Kitty: cause I said so. Now go get changed. [gives Hunny black dress with pink accents]
Hunny: thank you Kitty-chan! [runs off to get changed]
Kitty: [giggles, gives Mori leopard print tights and a black and white T-shirt]
Mori: [goes to get dressed without complaint]
Kitty: [smirks, goes through the changing room] all of you meet me in the music room when you're changed! [goes into music room] well, this will most definitely be interesting.
Kyoya: [stands up and stretches] what about our hair?
Kitty: I'm getting to that. Once they all get in here, I'll tell you.
[hosts come in one by one, the twins the last ones out]
Kitty: alright! For your hair, we're gonna do wigs. Maybe if you had longer hair you wouldn't need them.
Haruhi: I can help with that. I haven't been doing anything this whole chapter.
Kitty: sorry bout that Haruhi! You go ahead and find some wigs for Tamaki-kun and the twins and Penguin.
Penguin: but can't you find something for me?
Kitty: don't complain.
Penguin: [pouts while following Haruhi]
Tamaki and twins: [follow behind her]
Kitty: as for you three-
Hunny: Can I have a pink wig?
Kitty: um, actually that might work...maybe.
Hunny: YAY!
Kitty: anyways, come with me.
[Kyoya, Mori, and Hunny follow]
Kitty: [takes black with blue accent wig off mannequin head] this one is for Mori senpai. [hands him wig]
Mori: [puts it on]
Kitty: [adjusts it a little bit] there! Perfect! [pulls black with pink accent wig off mannequin head] this one is for Kyo-chan. :3 [hands him wig]
Kyoya: [takes it and tries to get it on his head right]
Kitty: [giggles, stands on chair to be tall enough to help him, fixes it and kisses his forehead]
Kyoya: [blushes slightly] th-thanks.
Kitty: [grins] no prob. And for Hunny senpai... [pulls pink wig off mannequin head and gives it to him]
Hunny: [puts it on and bounces around] TAKASHI! I HAVE A PINK WIG!
Kitty: hold up a sec, senpai!
Hunny: [freezes in mid-bounce]
Kitty: [fixes wig] okay. When we meet back in the music room I have an announcement. Let's go. [begins walking out]
Kyoya, Hunny, and Mori: [follow]
Kitty: [lets Hunny and Mori go ahead, grabs Kyoya's shoulder]
Kyoya: [turns around, pushes glasses up his nose]
Kitty: [smiles] save it for the seducing.
Kyoya: why? I could seduce you right now...
Kitty: [whispers] not right now. [drags him out of dressing room and into music room where everyone else is waiting]
Kyoya: wow Haruhi. You did a good job with the wigs.
Haruhi: [smiles slightly] thanks.
Kitty: I have an announcement! To make this a real competition, there will be two seducing teams! Team Kitty and Team Haruhi!
Haruhi: why was I never informed of this?
Kitty: because I wanted it to be a surprise! Now, since the teams aren't even, every seduction Penguin does will count for both teams!
Haruhi: not that he'll get any.
Kitty: which means we have nothing to worry about!
Penguin: hey!
Kitty: anyways, Team Haruhi is Tamaki-kun, Hikaru, Kaoru, and Penguin. Team Kitty is Kyoya, Mori senpai and Hunny senpai. Oh yeah, and Penguin. We'll be keeping track of the number of seductions based on security cameras! So, Team Haruhi will start in the right wing, Team Kitty in the left. When one of your members receives the text saying 'go' you all spread out and the seducing begins. Got it?
[everyone nods]
Kitty: good. Haruhi, let's go to the camera room!
Haruhi: kay.
[Team Haruhi and Team Kitty go to their designated spots while Haruhi and Kitty go to the camera room]
Haruhi: [texts Tamaki saying 'go']
BMKK: [texts Kyoya saying 'go']
Tamaki: let's go! I got the text! [Team Haruhi begins running off down halls]
Kyoya: got it. Let's roll. [Team Kitty begins running]
[Haruhi and Kitty begin keeping track]
Announcer voice: 'And there goes Ootori picking up a group of senior football players just by adjusting his glasses! That's four points to Kitty! Oh, look at this! Those twins...so seductive...three points Haruhi! Tamaki just had a good play there, playing with his wig hair seductively! Two points Haruhi! Mitsukuni and his cake, one point Kitty! Takashi doesn't even have to do anything and he's seductive! Three points Kitty! Haruhi is falling beh - shocking discovery! Six points to each! Penguin has gotten a seduction! :O
Kitty: ...wow...how many points is that for Penguin now?
Haruhi: ...I think it's twelve...
Kitty: I think he's the only one doing anything! Look - the rest of the hosts gathered around him to watch!
Haruhi: [texts Penguin] 'its over. We're done now. Come back to the music room.'
Kitty: [texts Kyoya] 'we're all done babe.'
[the guys come back into the music room, looking at the two expectantly]
Kitty: It was twenty-six to twenty-seven. Team Haruhi won. [smiles]
Kyoya: [wraps arm around her waist] sorry I wasn't on my A game...I was too busy thinking about you...
Kitty: [blushes] aww! It's okay Kyo-chan! [hugs] come on, let's get you outta your costume! [leads him to changing room]
Kyoya and Kitty: [come back out twenty minutes later, Kyoya in normal clothes]
Tamaki: can we get changed too?
Kitty: go ahead. All your stuff is folded up and in the first dresser on your right.
Tamaki: thanks. [takes off towards changing room]
[other hosts except for Haruhi go and change]
Penguin: does this make me look hot? [poses]
BMKK: [giggles] you gained each of us twelve points, so it must.
Kyoya: [hint of jealousy]
Penguin: [goes to change]
BMKK: [sits down on couch] I wonder what the next request is.
[all the hosts and Penguin return]
Kitty: we have three more requests left! DX
Penguin: but the first one took, like, fifteen hundred words!
Kitty: fourteen hundred fifty-four to be exact.
Penguin: [rolls eyes] whatever. Just read the next request.
Kitty: [pulls request out of pocket, blushes deeply reading it] th-this one is from a guest too...
I think that Penguin and Kitty should kiss(:
And after, Kyoya should get jealous and beat up Penguin.
Kyoya: [silent]
Kitty: um...
Penguin: [kisses her]
Kitty: [kisses back]
Penguin: [pulls away and goes and hides in the changing room]
Kitty: [blushes deeply, looks to Kyoya] please don't hurt him too bad.
Kyoya: [very jealous, goes to beat up Penguin]
[crashing sounds and some whimpers]
Kyoya: [comes out five minutes later and sits down next to Kitty]
Kitty: what happened in there?
Penguin: [comes out unharmed]
Kyoya: [whispers] sound effects.
Kitty: [nods] ohh! I'm gonna cut this chapter short, since it's already up to sixteen hundred words. The next chapter will have more requests in it, I promise!
Kyoya: [wraps arm around Kitty's shoulder, glaring at Penguin]
Kitty: [giggles] see you all next update!