Hey guys! Sorry for the very late update, my laptop was fried and I wasn't able to update. DX DX DX
Kitty: HELLO FELLOW PEOPLE! It's been a while!
Penguin: I was hoping you'd forgotten about this stupid fic...
Kitty: NEVER!
Tamaki: you sound like me! [ gushes ]
Kitty: Kyo-chan?
Kyoya: yes?
Kitty: slap me in the face, please.
Kyoya: why?
Kitty: I sound like Tamaki.
Kyoya: [ chuckles ] no.
Tamaki: [ sits in emo corner ]
Penguin: I got the reviews right here! [ waves papers around ]
Kitty: [ snatches them outta his hand ] mine.
Penguin: [ whimpers ]
Kitty: ooh~! A guest review!
LOL This is one of the funniest chapters ever! Can you make Haruhi male-out with one of the hosts? Not Tamaki... please...
Haruhi: [ face goes pale ]
Kitty: [ gives Haruhi sympathetic look ] alright, this looks like the time for...THE WHEEL OF MYSTERY! [ snaps fingers, wheel of mystery appears ] Every host's face except for Kyo-chan's, Tamaki's, and Haruhi's is on this wheel! Whoever it lands on is the host Haruhi will be making out with!
Kyoya: why isn't my name on there?
Kitty: shh...
Kyoya: I see.
Haruhi: why?
Kitty: I'm not gonna disappoint my reviewers!
Penguin: can I spin the wheel pleasepleaseplease?
Kitty: okay...sure.
Penguin: YAY! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Mori ]
Mori: [ blushes deeply ]
Haruhi: [ face goes even paler ]
Kitty: [ pushes them into closet ] have fun, you two!
Kyoya: [ whimpers ]
Kitty: what's wrong Kyo-chan?
Kyoya: that's our closet...
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: [ mutters ] this is stupid. [ rants about the request ]
Mori: [ interrupts her rant by kissing her passionately ]
Haruhi: [ blushes deeply ]
Mori: [ pushes her gently up against the door ]
Haruhi: [ wraps arms around his neck ]
~out of ze closet~
Kyoya: they've been in there for twenty minutes.
Kitty: yep.
Tamaki: MY DEAR DAUGHTER IS MAKING OUT WITH THE NEIGHBOR AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
Kitty: she's only doing it to please the reviewers.
Penguin: are you kidding?! We told them five minutes!
Tamaki: [ sits in emo corner ]
Haruhi and Mori: [ come out, hair messed up, blushing deeply ]
Kitty: next request! :D This one is from LumaniiDoesFanfiction.
TAMAKI! IF YOU HAD TO F*** ONE OF THE HOST CLUB MEMBERS (besides Haruhi :P) WHO WOULD IT BE?!
Tamaki: [ blushes deeply ] um...um...do I really have to answer this?!
Kitty: never disappoint the reviewers!
Tamaki: but-
Penguin: come with me.
Tamaki: what?!
Penguin: [ grabs his wrist and drags him into the closet ]
Tamaki: what's going on?!
Penguin: write down your answer in this. [ hands him notebook and pen ]
Tamaki: [ writes down answer ]
Penguin: [ takes notebook back and walks out calmly ]
Tamaki: what're you gonna do with that? [ follows ]
Penguin: [ gives notebook to Kitty ]
Kitty: thanks. [ opens notebook, blushes ]
Tamaki: [ blushing deeper ]
Kitty: [ mumbles ] Kyo-chan...?
Tamaki: [ nods ]
Kitty: I called it!
Tamaki: what?!
Kitty: next review is from RastafarianDragon16!
Can everyone dress as penguins and have a fancy tuna eating contest. Winner will get
to wear the mighty penguin crown all through the chapter :D :D :D
Penguin: YES! SOMETHING TO DISPLAY MY SKILL!
Kitty: [ shrugs ] the costumes are in the back. Everyone go get on your costumes!
Kyoya: I bet you look adorable in a penguin costume, Kitty.
Kitty: [ blushes ] I'm not participating in this one. I have a serious allergy for pretty much any saltwater animals.
Kyoya: [ shrugs ] put on a costume then, and you can be the one to give me my crown!
Penguin: or give the penguin his crown!
Kyoya: [ glares at Penguin ]
Kitty: just go get the costumes on!
[ everyone but Kitty goes and gets the costumes on, then they come out wearing their costumes ]
Kitty: alright, everyone! Each of you will take a seat at this table- [ snaps fingers, long table with eight spots appears, each spot has a plate of 3 giant tunas ] -and eat as much as you can in ten minutes. The winner will get the ULTIMATE PENGUIN CROWN!
Kyoya: [ sits down ] can I just forfeit?
Kitty: NOPE!
Tamaki: [ sits next to Kyoya, silent ]
Penguin: [ sits at other end of table ]
Hunny: [ sits next to Penguin ]
Mori: [ sits next to Hunny ]
Haruhi: [ sits next to Mori ]
Twins: [ sit next to Tamaki ]
Kitty: oh yeah, to give this competition an edge, you're not allowed to use your hands! Ah, the old pie-eating at the carnival meets Ouran! Eat your fancy fish with your face! [ sets timer ] ready! Set! Go!
~cue announcer voice~
And Penguin is the first to attack his fish! But Kyoya's not far behind, along with Haruhi! Damn, Haruhi's got one piece down in two minutes! Penguin finishes his first piece in two minutes, eight seconds! The rest of the hosts haven't touched theirs yet! Mori senpai has just began eating after four minutes, whereas Kyoya has two pieces down by then! Penguin has half a piece left to go and we're only five minutes in! Tamaki's staring at his fish as if it's about to get up and walk. Tamaki, EAT! Hunny's complaining about the fishy taste while Haruhi finishes hers at six minutes and one second! Haruhi wins! Kyoya and Penguin tie for second at six minutes and four seconds! Mori comes in third with nine minutes and two seconds! Tamaki comes in fifth for taking three bites, Hunny comes in sixth for taking one bite, and the twins get seventh and eighth for not even touching theirs.
Penguin and Kyoya: WE TIED?! [ glare at each other ]
Kitty: [ breaks their glare by kissing Kyoya's cheek ] cut it out, you two!
Kyoya: [ sighs, pecks a kiss on her lips ]
Kitty: [ smiles, snaps fingers and penguin crown appears ] Haruhi, the honor is all yours!
Haruhi: [ face turns green, runs out of room ]
Kitty: I'll give it to her when she gets back.
Penguin: Kitty, can I read the last request pleasepleaseplease?
Kitty: [ smirks ] by all means, go ahead. [ hands him paper ]
Penguin: [ takes paper and opens it excitedly, reads it before processing what it says ] from LumaniiDoesFanfiction again.
Kitty: might I interrupt to apologize for this late update? Thanks. Continue, Penguin.
Penguin: this is what it says.
TAMAKYO SMUT SCENE XD XD (not the actual words said because I actually lost the message in which this was sent to me DX)
Kitty: [ snickers ]
Penguin: [ face goes pale ] you could've warned me that's what I was reading!
Kitty: but you were so eager! Kyo-chan, Tamaki, into the closet you go! I've even put a bed in there... [ smirks ]
Kyoya: [ face goes paler than Penguin's ] this changes nothing between you and I.
Tamaki: [ already in the closet ]
Kyoya: [ slowly walks towards closet ]
Tamaki: [ pulls him in and shuts the door ] look, I don't wanna do this, same as you, I'm-
Kyoya: [ interrupts him by kissing him passionately, moves hands to his hips and pushes him towards the bed ]
Tamaki: [ shocked, blushes, moves one hand behind his neck and the other to his thigh ]
Kyoya: [ licks his bottom lip, shoves him onto the bed, not breaking the kiss ]
Tamaki: [ pulls Kyoya overtop of him ]
~in ze camera room~
Kitty: I knew there was something between them. [ goes quiet ]
Penguin: I know you must be kinda mad about this...
Kitty: kinda?! [ storms out ]
~in ze closet~
Kyoya: [ begins unbuttoning Tamaki's shirt and slides it off ]
Tamaki: [ reaches for Kyoya's belt, kisses rougher ]
Kyoya: [ bites Tamaki's lip ]
Tamaki: [ yelps from surprise, yanks off his belt and unzips his pants ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: I feel like this is going too far.
Haruhi: it's a smut scene, what do you expect?
~in ze closet~
Kyoya: [ slides his pants off, undoes Tamaki's belt and yanks it away ]
Tamaki: [ takes off his pants and boxers ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: and that's enough for me! I'm gonna go look for Kitty. [ leaves camera room, walks by closet and hears loud moaning, yells ] SICKOS!
~in ze closet~
Tamaki: [ tugs at Kyoya's boxers ]
Kyoya: [ takes them off, runs kisses across Tamaki's neck ]
Tamaki: [ moans ]
Kyoya: [ smirks, nibbles the skin ]
Tamaki: [ plays with Kyoya's hair ]
~in ze camera room~
Haruhi: [ calls through speaker ] the thirty minutes is up, guys. Come out of there before this turns into an Mpreg fanfic.
~in ze closet~
Kyoya: [ breaks away from Tamaki, panting heavily, blushing deeply ]
Tamaki: [ pants also, murmurs ] I always thought of you as the Uke... [ smirks ]
Kyoya: [ blushes even more, begins getting dressed ]
Tamaki: [ gets clothes on ]
Kyoya and Tamaki: [ come out of the closet 10 minutes later ]
Kyoya: where's Kitty?
Penguin: she left. Can't find her anywhere.
Tamaki: who's gonna finish off this chapter?
Penguin: I will. Thanks for reading guys! Be sure to leave Kitty a request!