Penguin: hey guys! Welcome back! Glad you continue to read, this fic kinda sucks...
Kyoya: [ rolls eyes ]
Kitty: [ sits motionless in a corner ]
Penguin: Kitty's not feeling too good at the moment. So, I'M TAKING OVER! YAY~!
Kitty: [ mutters ] heh. Gaeeeey.
Penguin: [ ignores her ] the first request was supposed to be in last chapter but Kitty being the idiot that she is misplaced it and left it at her treehouse. So... [ clears throat ] she brought it this time and would like to say a great big sorry to kitkatJMC. And here be the request!
It's a creative fic, just don't like the fact that you're not allowing Kyouya to participate sometimes out of jealousy. So I'd like you to make Haruhi two-faced, in which he other face is a super girly one, and everybody (including you, I'm quite fond of yuri) loves her. Once she's back to normal, she doesn't remember a thing XD
Kyoya: ooh. Sounds interesting. [ no enthusiasm at all ]
Penguin: Kitty? A little help with this one?
Kitty: [ stands up silently, walks over to Haruhi, and snaps fingers in front of her face ] there ya go. She'll wake up whenever you say 'salsa' and switch personalities whenever you say 'fuckface'. Go nuts. [ goes back to corner to watch ]
Hunny: I wanna try! I wanna try! SALSA!
Haruhi: [ wakes up, eyes widen, feels back of her head ] what happened to my hair?!
Twins: you chopped it off.
Haruhi: and why am I not wearing makeup?!
Twins: you act like a guy here.
Haruhi: [ gasps dramatically ] don't lie to me, you absurd freaks! [ runs off into dressing room, emerges ten minutes later in makeup, a dress, and long hair ] problem solved!
Twins: [ blush simultaneously ] she's so pretty...
Kyoya: [ sits down on couch, tries to gather her attention by yawning loudly ]
Haruhi: [ looks at him ] hi. I'm Haruhi, and you are...?
Kyoya: the name's Kyoya. Pleasure to meet you...Haruhi.
Haruhi: [ smiles ] who are orange face numbers one and two over there? [ points to twins ]
Twins: AWH~! She's even cuter when she insults us!
Kitty: [ rolls eyes ] I would argue but she is really pretty.
Kyoya: that's Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin.
Haruhi: OH~! I've heard of their mother! She designs all the greatest fashions! [ points to Mori and Hunny ] and who are they?
Kyoya: Takashi Morinozuka and Mitsukuni Haninozuka.
Tamaki: [ staring in awe at the girl ]
Haruhi: [ points to Tamaki ] and that's Suoh Tamaki, correct?
Kyoya: [ nods ] correct.
[ the hosts and Haruhi and Penguin talk for a while ]
Kitty: just to make this interesting, this request will go on until the end of the chapter. Next request is from Kso12. It says:
Make the Hosts switch characters! You too Kitty! Penguin included. Kitty, I'll leave it to you to decide who becomes who! Have fun!
Kyoya: [ looks up to Kitty, Haruhi in his lap ] did you say something?
Kitty: God I hate pleasing my reviewers...jk love you guys! [ blows a kiss ]
Penguin: something about switching characters, right?
Kitty: yep. To make this interesting, shall I pull out the matching cards? [ waves hand and pulls deck of cards out of sleeve ] whoever's face is on your card is who you switch to. [ hands facedown card to everyone ]
Haruhi: what are we doing, Cat?
Kitty: it's Kitty, and we're switching characters.
Haruhi: why?
Kitty: I don't disappoint my reviewers. [ tries to keep straight face, takes a card for herself ] now, we're going to try and guess who we are. Whoever guesses the most amount correctly wins! [ snaps fingers, giant white board with all their names appears ] I'll keep score.
[ everyone gathers in the middle of the room ]
Haruhi: are we playing charades?
Kitty: sorta. Youngest first, so I guess that's me... [ looks at card ]
(You guys can play along too! I won't be revealing who they are until another person guesses correctly!)
Penguin: get on with it! Haruhi's getting antsy... [ blushes as Haruhi kisses his cheek ]
Kitty: ...right. The game begins...now! [ stands up very straight, every other minute makes a small "hn" sound ]
Tamaki: YOU'RE KYOYA! RIGHT?!
Haruhi: you're Kitty!
Hunny: you're Takashi!
Kitty: I was Mori-senpai. Senpai, you're next!
Mori: hn. [ takes Kitty's spot, puts on goofy grin ] OHARUHIMYPRECIOUSDAUGHTER!
Everyone else: [ stunned speechless ]
Haruhi: he can talk!
Kyoya: I never thought he could say more than three words at a time.
Penguin: he's Tamaki!
Mori: [ nods and sits down ]
Penguin: [ looks at card, smirks ] I'm incest. [ grabs nearest mirror and makes out with it ]
Kyoya: the twins, obviously.
Haruhi: really? I thought he was Hunny senpai...
Kyoya: wait! It totally is Hunny! Good guess, Haruhi!
Kitty: [ gags ] Kyoya, you're still next.
Kyoya: [ sets Haruhi down out of his lap next to him and stands up, clears throat ] I'm a bastard that has it in for my girlfriend.
Kitty: [ mutters ] Penguin...?
Kyoya: pfft, no. [ turns to Hunny ] I saw the way you looked at my Haruhi.
Hunny: [ Usa-chan flowers appear ] huh? Kyo-chan, you're funny! [ skips into the center of them ]
Kitty: [ leaves unnoticed ]
Hunny: I like fishies! I'm an animal! Waddle waddle!
Haruhi: Penguin! Right?
Hunny: [ nods happily ] yup!
Haruhi: my turn! I wear glasses, and um...
Tamaki: Kyoya?!
Haruhi: [ nods ] yup!
Kyoya: [ stands in the middle of them ] I'm a jealous bitch.
Twins: Kitty?
Kyoya: [ nods ] Tamaki, you're last.
Tamaki: [ gets up and walks in between them ] I'm really pretty and cute and Tamaki loves me!
Mori: Haruhi.
Tamaki: [ nods ]
Penguin: well, I guess I'm closing it up again. Thanks for reading, as always, and don't forget to request! I'm pretty sure Kitty had something else she wanted me to mention...OH! Don't forget you can suggest guest stars from any show, video, website, or book to come visit us! Bye bye~!