Penguin: Kitty should be here by now.
Kitty: [ sneaks through open window ] ah, got here just in time, I see! Haruhi still passed out on the couch from last chapter's request?
Penguin: yep.
Kyoya: I'm gonna miss that Haruhi...
Kitty: [ rolls her eyes ] Kyoya, you're a fuckface.
Haruhi: [ wakes up, rubs eyes ] why am I wearing makeup?...
Kitty: good question! Do you remember what happened yesterday?
Haruhi: no...why, did something important happen?
Kitty: erm, no...not really.
Kyoya: what?! Yes, something important happened!
Kitty: [ face goes red, about to cry ] how about we just read the requests, huh? This one's from an unnamed guest...
Please write something with KyoHaru
Kyoya: ooh~! Fun!
Kitty: [ shoves the two into the closet and storms out ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: am I gonna have to sit through another perverted bed scene?
Tamaki: the bed's gone, so I take it it's just kissing.
Penguin: [ sighs with relief ]
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: Kyoya senpai, I hate to intrude on your relationship...
Kyoya: with who? [ gets closer to her ]
Haruhi: Kitty!
Kyoya: oh, her? She's...nothing. [ kisses her lips softly ]
Haruhi: [ kisses back less passionately ]
Kyoya: [ moves his hands to her waist and pushes her lightly up against the door ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: okay, who the hell does that guy think he is, dissing Kitty like that?
Tamaki: ooh~ sounds like someone has a crush...
Penguin: [ blushes ] no I don't!
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: [ wraps arms around his neck ]
Kyoya: [ kisses rougher ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: alright, time's up. [ calls through speaker ] break it up, you two!
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: [ pulls away quickly and leaves, blushing ]
Kyoya: [ follows after her, smiling ]
Penguin: I'm reading the next request since Kitty left. [ glares at Kyoya ] this one is from Kso12.
Me again! Everyone must cross-dress! And then dance on eggshells in high-heels! ;) Have fun!
Haruhi: but I'm a girl.
Penguin: you dress like a guy. Everyone's costumes are hanging up in the dressing room. C'mon, let's go! [ runs into dressing room, followed by the twins and Mori and Hunny ]
Kyoya: [ wraps an arm around Haruhi's waist ] let's go.
Haruhi: [ swats his hand away ] stop. [ walks away quickly and goes to get changed ]
Kyoya: [ shocked, then follows a few feet behind her ]
Tamaki: [ goes in last ]
*ten minutes later*
[ everyone emerges in dresses and heels ]
Penguin: [ snaps his fingers, eggshells appear everywhere on the floor ] alright, let's do this!
*cue announcer voice*
One by one each of the hosts and Penguin step onto the eggshells and begin dancing! Penguin confidently does the tango while the others get used to the eggshells! Crunch! Crackle! The first one to slip is Kyoya! He falls down hard and stumbles getting back up! Snap! Crackle! Pop! Tamaki and the twins fall down too! Penguin's doing the dougie! He must have done this before! Haruhi barely moves her feet! Hunny and Mori may be skilled in the art of karate, but they sure aren't skilled at this! Soon they're on the ground too!
~thirty minutes, six ice packs, and fourteen deep bruises later~
Haruhi: [ groans ] that was hard...
Penguin: [ smirks ] I didn't fall.
Kyoya: [ scoffs ]
Penguin: anyways, man up, you guys! We've got more requests! This one is from a guest again.
YOU SICK SICK BASTARDS! IF YOU MAKE TAMA-SEMPAI AND KYO-SEMPAI EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE SURE YOU DIE HORRIBLY SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATHS! But aside from that my request is that Haru-chan make out with Hunny-sempai! XOXO(drastic prsonalitu change)!XD
Penguin: first off, this is all requested. Though Kitty may have her shipments, every reader has a different opinion, therefore there are different requests. No hate to the reviewer, of course. [ bows in apology ] and second off, Haninozuka! Fujioka! You're needed!
Haruhi and Hunny: [ get up and stand in front of Penguin ]
Penguin: you heard the request, I assume?
Both: [ nod ]
Penguin: good. Get to it, then! [ pushes them into the closet ]
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: second makeout scene of today. -_-
Hunny: [ smirks, kisses her roughly ]
Haruhi: [ smiles softly, kisses back rougher ]
~in ze camera room~
Tamaki: well it helps that they're the same size.
Mori: hn.
Twins: how come we haven't gotten to play with Haruhi yet?
Penguin: nobody's requested it.
~in ze closet~
Haruhi: [ wraps arms around his neck and plays with his hair ]
Hunny: [ pushes her up against the door ]
Haruhi: [ smiles and nibbles his lip ]
Hunny: [ wraps arms around her waist ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: damn, for a lolita he sure enjoys this a lot.
Mori: [ eyes widen a little ]
Penguin: [ calls through speaker ] time's up! Get out!
~in ze closet~
Hunny: [ pulls away slowly, blushing deeply ]
Haruhi: [ blushing more, leaves the room quickly ]
Hunny: [ follows, skipping slightly ]
Penguin: last request guys! Let's make it good! This is another guest request!
Mia: Whoa... Cool! XD
Knight: Sup? Oh look... A new chapter!
Mia: yea, and look! Requests!
Pikachu208: Don't mind him, he wants to request something.
Mia: those guys... Pikachu208, you wanted Tamaki and Kitty to make out while kyoya watches?
Knight: eww? Lol
Pikachu208: Mayyybbbbeeee...
Mia: (types request) ok!
Knight: poor kyoya...
Pikachu208: think about it Kitty and penguin?
Mia: thnx 4 putting it in if u do!
Knight: try plz? (Cute face)
Mia: you're both hopeless...
Pikachu208: We 3 u Kitty, you're not a slut 2 us! :)
Mia: yea penguin's mean! DX
Knight: have a good night/day lol
Mia, Knight, pikachu208: BYE! XD
Penguin: I gotta go find Kitty! [ leaves room ]
Kyoya: [ rolls eyes ] whatever. I'm over her.
Tamaki: [ stunned speechless ]
Penguin: [ comes back ten minutes later dragging Kitty by her wrist ]
Kitty: god you guys! You sure love makeout scenes, huh? [ chuckles quietly ]
Tamaki: I-um, uh...
Kitty: don't worry bout it, Tama-chan! We're doing this one out here so Kyoya can see.
Kyoya: [ sits down, adjusts glasses ] like I'll give two fucks.
Kitty: [ shrugs, kisses Tamaki softly ]
Tamaki: [ kisses back a little rougher ]
Kitty: [ smiles softly, wraps arms around his neck ]
Tamaki: [ wraps arms around her waist and pulls her closer ]
Kyoya: [ watches, very jealous ] that's my girlfriend! [ gets up and advances towards the two ]
Penguin: [ grabs him by the collar of his shirt, also a bit jealous ] they've still got three minutes.
Kyoya: I can't watch this! [ tries to leave ]
Penguin: [ forces him to sit and watch ]
~twelve minutes later~
Kyoya: isn't time up yet?!
Penguin: oh yeah. It was up a long time ago.
Kyoya: then why aren't they done yet?!
Penguin: cause I like to watch you suffer. That's all for this chapter!
Kitty: [ pulls away slowly, panting ] don't forget...to request!...
Tamaki: [ blushing madly, also panting ]
Kitty: and don't forget...guest stars!...
Penguin: this is getting wayyy too long, Kitty...
Kitty: then end it! Right now! That's the end! Bye bye~!