U. Just a collection of short one-shots varying in length that I wrote whilst holidaying in France. ^^ Enjoy. (Not written in France anymore)

Pairing requests are welcome! But please don't request a pairing that has already been written.

Yeah... Just as a heads up, never written GerMano and had no clue how to really write the pairing. Ehehehehe~ -_-" I'm stupid. I guess it's a little one sided, but it should be okay, right? Sorry if it's not...

Random one shot #21 ~ GerMano [REQUESTED BY MILKOFAWESOMENESS] (Germany x Romano)

Ludwig sighed as he walked into the seemingly empty park, he'd just had a terrible argument with his boyfriend in which they ended up breaking off their relationship. The German male had never been very good with relationships, Feliciano had just proved that.

Sitting down on a nearby bench, he sighed once more, in an attempt to calm down his emotions. Head in his hands, he silently wept in peace, no one around to bother him... No one around to tell him everything was okay.

"Hey Potato Bastardo! What the fuck happened to make you look so crappy?" Joy. The last person Ludwig really wanted to see right now. Lovino, Feli's brother, was standing in front of him, an annoyed but confused expression clear on his face.

"Go avay, I am perfectly fine." Smirking slightly, Lovino tilted his head to the side, Ludwig's sadness obviously clear to him. Damn it.

"Yeah, and I'm a fucking box of tomatoes fairy. I can see you're feeling absolutely shitty, and whilst I would rather just stand here and laugh at you, you ARE Feli's 'boyfriend' so I guess I have to be nice and comfort you." The German began crying once more at the mere mention of Feliciano. Gott verdamnt he was so weak.

"Shit. What the fuck happened between you two?!" The Italian male seemed to have cottoned on. "Seriously Ludwig tell me what my damn fratello did!"

"He... He broke up with me. Ve had an argument und he just... Ended it. Said he didn't love me anymore und ve vere over, never wanted to see me again." That was when he realised something. Lovino had actually called him by his first name... "Vait... Did jou call me... Ludvig?"

"Yeah, yeah. I might have done. But right now I have to get my fratello's side of this, before I can help you Potato Bastardo."

Lovino walked behind a tree and sighed, in actuality, he had already spoken to Feliciano and had come to the park to give Ludwig a piece of his mind. But Feli had missed out one detail, that HE had broken them up.

Why would he ever break up with someone as... Muscular and kind and sensible as Ludwig? It didn't make sense! Yes, his emotions were somehow hard to read unless it was anger, but he was typically a nice guy.

'Dammnit Lovino! Now is not the time to admire him, he just broke up with your twin and is feeling pretty crap. Do not let the fact that you may or may not have a tiny crush that isn't so tiny on him get in the way!' The Italian cursed under his breath at the fact he had fallen for his fratello's partner.

Lovino had been gone for quite a long time, maybe he had decided not to help Ludwig. Well, it wasn't like it was surprising or anything. The darker haired twin had always seemed to hate the German male with a burning passion.

If Ludwig had dated Lovino instead of Feliciano, that would have been... A very interesting relationship indeed.

WAIT. Why was the blond even thinking about being in a relationship with Lovino in the first place?! He still loved Feliciano, he was sure of it. Okay, maybe he wasn't exactly sure about it...

"Oi Bastardo! Are you going to continue fucking ignoring me or what?" Ludwig whirled around, coming face to face with an impatient Italian, who was a little but too close for comfort.

Lovino instantly backed away, blushing slightly, but for what reason? He cleared his throat before speaking again.

"Anyway, I have decided to help you. But not because I like you as a person or anything! I'm doing this for my idiot fratello, understood?"

The German nodded, reaching his hand out to Lovino's to shake on the deal. The Italian man grabbed it and they shook hands firmly.

'Even if I can't have him, Ludwig deserves to be happy, and so does my brother...'