Kitty and Penguin: [ push open doors, wearing matching Santa hats ] Merry Christmas~!
Kyoya: Christmas isn't for another couple days.
Kitty: shut up! Don't ruin the spirit! [ snaps fingers, whole room is covered in Christmas decorations ]
Penguin: to all the Jews reading this, Happy Honnukah. (A/N: I know I spelled that wrong and am very sorry. XP)
Tamaki: [ runs around carrying mistletoe on a stick ] HARUHI! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Kitty: ...he's sick. Anyways, to spread some Christmas cheer, since I forgot to add him last chapter...
Penguin: requested by LumaniiDoesFanfiction, visiting us for this chapter is Hiyama Kiyoteru from Vocaloid!
Tamaki: [ stops dead in his tracks ] KIYOTERU IS COMING?!
Kitty: [ nods ]
Tamaki: [ rips off school uniform to reveal Vocaloid T-shirt ] I LOVE HIM!
Kitty: yeah...okay...I'm gonna go get him. [ goes out into the hallway, five minutes later drags Kiyoteru in ] welcome to The Host Club: After Hours, Kiyoteru!
Tamaki: [ squeals like a lovesick fangirl, then faints ]
Kiyoteru: ...is he okay?
Penguin: he's fine. [ kicks him out of the camera shot ]
Kitty: anyways Kiyoteru, I'm sure we all have questions for you-
Kyoya: I've got a question for you. You're from-
Kitty: [ shoots him evil death glare ] I run a tight schedule, Ootori. Can't be interrupted, kapish?
Kyoya: [ nods, very frightened ]
Kitty: [ grins happily ] great! So if you'll just take a seat, you can observe our requests and be sure to ask about anything that confuses you.
Penguin: first request! From Kso12:
Yeah...I'm submiting another dare. I'd like Mori and the twins to become genderbent...but they won't know what happened to them. Leave them to panic in the closet for 15 minutes.
Kitty: [ looks around, doesn't see Mori or the Twins ] excellent! They didn't hear a thing! They're probably still in hair and makeup... [ leaves, drags them in the room by their ears, then shoves them in the closet ]
Kiyoteru: [ whispers to Kyoya ] she's very violent...
Kyoya: [ whispers back ] you have no idea...
Kitty: c'mon, we're going to the camera room to observe. [ walks into the camera room ]
Penguin: [ walks by her side ]
Kyoya: [ walks behind them with Kiyoteru ]
Kiyoteru: are Penguin and Kitty a couple?
Kyoya: um...no. [ picks up Tamaki, who is still passed out ]
~in ze camera room~
Kitty: [ turns on cameras, sits down in main chair ] take a seat, fellas. [ sets timer for 15 minutes ]
~in ze closet~
Mori: what's this all about?
Twins: [ shrug, say in high-pitched voices ] we don't know. [ cover each other's mouths ] what the hell...?
Mori: [ giggles, covers his own mouth ] um...
Twins: [ look down ] why do we have boobs? [ scream loudly ]
~in ze camera room~
Kitty: [ bursts out laughing ] oh...my...God! Kso12, I love you!
Kiyoteru: [ sits quietly and confusedly ]
~in ze closet~
Mori: [ looks down, says calmly ] it's a gender-bend.
Twins: [ not listening; feeling each other's boobs ]
Mori: [ mutters ] sluts... [ looks down again, sighs, plays with his/her own ]
~in ze camera room~
Kyoya: wow...hey Kitty, can I be gender-bent too?
Kitty: no.
Penguin: they're so strange...
~in ze closet~
Twins: [ jump and giggle ]
Mori: [ pounds on the closet door, squeals ] I want out!
Kitty: [ over speaker ] five...four...three...two...one!
Twins: aww... [ feel their chests ] it's not the same...
Mori: [ leaves the closet quickly ]
Kitty: you guys are hilarious!
Kiyoteru: [ whispers to Kyoya ] does this kind of thing happen a lot?
Kyoya: all the time.
Kitty: next request! This is from lmncake.
LOL! That was so good! You should have a love square with Kyoya, Penguin, and Tamaki. :D Thanks!
Kitty: aww, I'm glad you like it!
Penguin: did you even hear the rest of that?
Kitty: of course! Such drama, I'm excited for this one... [ grins evilly ] but, since this isn't really a request that can be simply done in one chapter, you should expect to see more of this in the future. For our final request, LumaniiDoesFanfiction has requested...
Also, can you turn Kyoya into a shota for this update? (basically make him 14 and unknowingly sexy X3)
Kyoya: [ miraculously didn't hear any of it ] what was that?
Kitty: oh, nothing. I'm just gonna leave for this one. I don't wanna deal with this. [ grabs Penguin's wrist and pulls him out of the room with her ]
Kyoya: [ turns 14 and unknowingly sexy ]
Kiyoteru: [ fidgets uncomfortably ]
Tamaki: [ finally wakes up, glances at Kyoya and blushes deeply ]
Haruhi: [ tries to get his attention by yawning loudly ]
Hunny: wow Kyo-chan! You suddenly got handsome!
Kyoya: -_- suddenly got? Gee, thanks senpai.
Tamaki: [ mutters ] damn...
Haruhi: [ gets up, walks a little close to the couch he's sitting on and "accidentally" brushes his neck with her hand ] oops...sorry...
Kyoya: what? Why are you all looking at me like that? [ looks at all of them ]
Kitty: [ peeks her head inside the door ] he is kinda hot...
Penguin: [ yanks her back out into the hallway ]
Kyoya: [ looks towards Kitty's voice, gets up and quietly pushes the door open to see Kitty and Penguin making out ] ono wtf?
Kitty: [ looks up at him, smirks ] hey, a love square's a love square. That's it for this chapter! Don't forget to request! Merry Christmas-
Penguin: or Happy Honnukah...
Kitty: and Happy New Year's! If you're ever feeling lonely and want a RP buddy just private message me cause I'm kinda lonely :/
Penguin: thanks for reading!
Kyoya: a love...square?