V. Just a collection of short one-shots varying in length that I wrote whilst holidaying in France. ^^ Enjoy. (Not written in France anymore)

Pairing requests are welcome! But please don't request a pairing that has already been written.

Random one shot #22 ~ SwissAust/AustroSwiss (Switzy x Austria)

"Hey, Vash." The Swiss boy turned to the Austrian besides him, who hadn't been there a minute ago...

"Vhat do you vant? Austrian ponce." Switzerland questioned bitterly, as he went back to cleaning his rifles, making sure not a speck of dirt was left.

"I vas vondering if you vanted to have dinner with me. But if you are going to behave like zhat, I shall ask someone else." Vash perked up at the words dinner, with and me. Just as Roderich turned to leave, his arm was gripped tightly by a gloved hand.

"I... I vould like to have dinner with you... If you still want me..." Switzerland let go of Austria quickly, faint blush on his cheeks. "I guess it vould be nice. Lilli vouldn't mind, she can look after herself now... Probably."

"Of course, it's settled zhen, I shall meet you at zhis address at... Seven thirty?"

"Ja, sure vhatever."

"Big bruder, Mr Austria vill be- oh. That's a nice suit Switzy." Vash turned around to face his sister, struggling with his dark green tie, a shade lighter than his jacket. Lilli giggled slightly, moving to help him.

"Hmph. I guess so." She finished tying the tie, smiling brightly at her older brother. "Thank you Liechten."

"It's no problem~! Just make sure not to murder Mr Austria and everything vill be okay! And remember to enjoy yourself too." She then practically shoved him down the stairs towards the car. "Goodnight Switzy, I'll see you in the morning~"

When Vash arrived at the given address, he was surprised to see it was quite an... Expensive resturant indeed. Huh... Roderich didn't seem to be here yet... If he had decided to chicken out, Vash was going to make the Austrian his new shooting target.

Now Switzerland had no idea what to do. He was hoping that Austria would have turned up first, so that the blond wouldn't need to wait outside like this. Vash hardly ever went out for dinner, it was even rarer for him to dine out with Roderich of all people!

So it was no surprise he was a little nervous about what he should do.

"Vash? Is zhat you?" Whipping around quickly, the Swiss male was met by a well groomed Roderich. Smartly dressed as usual in a dark blue jacket and black trousers.

"Hm. I doubt it vould be anyone else who looks similar me vould be here. Shall ve go in then?" Vash coughed into his hand quietly, before walking silently towards the restaurant, Roderich following quietly behind.

"Ah, so you're home big bruder." Lilli smiled calmly as Vash hung his jacket up before walking to sit down in an armchair besides her. "How vas your date?"

"One, it vasn't a date. Two, it vas perfectly fine." Switzerland quietly nibbled on some Toblerone that was lying around.

"That's good to hear. How is Mr Roderich?"

"Not so much of a prick."