Kyoya: I can't believe we're doing an update so soon.
Tamaki: I can! Welcome back everyone! To start off this update, we'll be telling you the new official name of the closet!
Kyoya: the new name for the closet is "The Naughty Closet." [ hammers wooden sign that says 'the naughty closet' on the closet door ]
Tamaki: this was requested by Kso12, and therefore she will be visiting us all this chapter!
Kyoya: along with Len.
Kitty: [ pushes open door, growls ] why the hell do all my reviewers care about Ootori and I getting back together?! [ throws reviews in anger ]
Penguin: [ follows after her ] we can save those ones for the end. C'mon, we've gotta get working!
Kitty: right! Our first request is from-
Kso12: [ bursts through door, out of breath ] I...made it!...
Kitty: ...um, hello...
Kyoya: Kso12, I'm glad you could make it.
Tamaki: I'm glad you got the memo so fast!
Kitty: Ootori! Suoh! Can I speak to you in the hallway? [ skips out the door ]
Kyoya and Tamaki: [ follow nervously ]
Penguin: welcome, Kso12. I'm a fan of your interesting requests. [ bows politely to her ]
Kso12: [ smiles ] thank you.
Kitty: [ comes in the room five minutes later, eyes slowly go from red back to blue ] so I hear you're visiting for a chapter, Kso12! I have been wanting to meet you!
Kso12: [ nods ]
Kyoya and Tamaki: [ come in, bruised and bloody ]
Kso12: what happened to-
Kitty: long story. Now, if you'll take a seat, you can watch the master at work!
Penguin: I wouldn't consider myself a master...
Kitty: [ glares at him ]
Penguin: I was only kidding!
Kitty: anyways, first request! This one is from LumaniiDoesFanfiction.
...Would i be asking for too much if you added Len, so he could teach Kyoya how to be a shota? X3
Kitty: [ pushes open the music room door ] come on in, Len!
Len: [ walks in slowly, smiles and bows ] nice to meet you all. I believe I'm here for specific reasons?
Kitty: of course! You'll be teaching Ootori over there how to be a proper shota. [ points to Kyoya ]
Len: [ bows in Kyoya's direction ] nice to meet you, Ootori-senpai. Shall we get started? [ walks into naughty closet ]
Kyoya: is that what being a shota is?...
Kitty: OnO Len, honey, wrong room!
Len: [ peeks head out, sees sign ] oops~! [ skips out ] I'm not naughty. Let's go, Ootori-senpai! [ skips out of the room and to a free classroom ]
Kyoya: [ follows ] I'm doing it for the vine.
Kitty: for the reviewers, you mean?
Kyoya: um, yeah. [ leaves ]
Kitty: we'll check up on them in a few hours to see how they're doing. And for right now, we're gonna start our requests! From a Guest...
I ship kitty and penguin I dare them to be a couple for 3 chapters
Penguin: [ shrugs ] we've already been a couple for three chapters though.
Kitty: three more chapters? [ smiles at him ]
Penguin: well duh.
Tamaki: you've been a couple for the past three chapters?
Kitty: yeah. Today's our four-chapter-versary!
Tamaki: ...okay...
Penguin: and I've already read all the other requests so I know what's coming. I may beat the snot out of Ootori when this chapter is through.
Kitty: fine by me. Next request!
Penguin: [ whispers something to Kitty ]
Kitty: [ nods ] true. Well guys, Ootori's not gonna be shota-fied for a little while, and he's needed for all the other requests, soo...
Penguin: we're gonna play a nasty prank on him. Everyone in the naughty closet!
~Everyone goes into the naughty closet~
Kitty: listen up and listen good! When you're in the naughty closet, there's some sort of aura that makes you wanna make out with someone, right? Well, I've set the makeout levels to high and am looking for someone to be able to push the unsuspecting Kyoya in here. You hear me?
Hunny and Mori: [ making out in the back, not listening ]
Kitty: -_- anyways-
Hikaru and Kaoru: [ making out in the back ]
Kitty: um...well, this is awkward...
Tamaki and Haruhi: [ also making out ]
Penguin: this is ridiculous. [ makes out with Kitty ]
Kyoya and Len: [ go into the music room, look around ]
Kyoya: where is everyone?
Len: I think I hear them in the closet...
Kyoya: [ pushes open the closet door to see everyone making out ] OnO
Len: well that's why they call it the naughty closet.
Kyoya: I'm not doing this. [ leaves before he gets the urge to make out with Len ]
Len: [ sits down on the couch ] my, this place is strange.
Kyoya: [ nods ] it's always like this.
Kitty: [ finally pulls away, notices the closet door is open ] huh?... [ walks out, sees Kyoya and Len ] oh, hey guys.
Penguin: [ follows her out ] hey, you're needed for requests, Ootori.
~one by one the pairs of people come out of the closet~
Kitty: anyways, next request is from lmncake!
Wonderful chapter! I got a dares... *snickers*
Tamaki: Give a pole dance for Mori while stripping
Kyoya: Have a heavy make out session in the closet with Kitty... you better make up with her. *dark aura*
Kitty: ... ehh you're fine just the way you are
As a name for the closet... The Smut Room... that's the best I can think right now...
Kitty: I'm fine the way I am? Aww~ thank you~
Penguin: did you even hear the rest of that?
Kitty: [ blushes and nods ] yeah.
Penguin: [ glares at Kyoya ] don't even think about it.
Tamaki: first lapdancing now pole dancing?! Do the reviewers hate me?!
Kitty and Penguin: yup.
Mori: [ blushing in a corner ]
Kitty: well there's not enough room to set up a pole in the naughty closet...so how about we have a corner for all this kind of thing? A lapdance chair, a mattress, a pole...
Penguin: you're taking this too far.
Kitty: oh, am I now? We need somewhere. And I'm not one to disappoint my reviewers! [ snaps fingers, one corner is completely transformed into a smutty corner ] if your closet name wasn't picked you're welcome to try and name this new corner. The name I choose will be hidden until next chapter, and the one who named it will get to come visit us~!
Kso12: am I allowed to name the corner?
Kitty: nope, sorry! But you can always come visit~!
Tamaki: [ goes to corner and starts practicing pole dancing moves ]
Mori: [ watches, somewhat turned on ]
Kitty: [ turns on music and goes to turn down makeout settings for the closet ]
Mori: [ sits down on the floor and watches ] only for the reviewers...
Tamaki: [ hangs upside down on pole and takes his shirt off ]
Mori: [ watches, very turned on ]
Everyone else: [ sits down in main area, talks to Len and Kso12 ]
~song ends~
Tamaki: [ puts all his clothes back on ]
Mori: [ gets up and walks away quickly ]
Tamaki: [ follows after fully dressed ]
Kitty: Ootori. [ doesn't look at him ]
Kyoya: [ walks into the closet, not looking at her ]
Kitty: [ follows, unwillingly shuts the door, turns and glares at him ] I swear to God, if you try anything I will-
Kyoya: shut up and let me talk.
Kitty: why should I?! You're a jerk!
Kyoya: [ sighs ] we still need to make out.
Kitty: not until you tell me why the hell you dropped me for Haruhi!
Kyoya: Haruhi?! Oh, you mean that time she was a girl...
Haruhi: [ calls through speaker ] I am a girl!
Kyoya: whatever. I didn't drop you!
Kitty: ya kinda did!
Kyoya: [ eyes widen ] I did...didn't I?...
Kitty: [ tears fill eyes, nods ] no. I'm not doing this. At least not this chapter. [ runs out of closet, yells over her shoulder ] Penguin, close out the chapter! [ runs out of the room and out of the building ]
Penguin: ...? Alright...don't be afraid to PM Kitty with requests! She could get in trouble for all the review requests she gets...anyways, don't forget the name for the corner and/or request something! The next update will also consist of a New Year's party, therefore there will be-
Twins: booze?
Penguin: [ nods ] so if you'd like to join the party, just ask! Thanks!