Penguin: welcome back everyone! Tonight we're celebrating our New Year's party!
Kyoya: New Year's Eve isn't for another couple of days.
Penguin: FOR GOD'S SAKE, KYOYA, WE KNOW! Anyways...
Tamaki: where's Kitty? It's not After Hours without her.
Penguin: she might stop by. [ glares at Kyoya ]
Kyoya: what?! What did I do?!
Penguin: you wanna know what you did, huh? [ pulls CD of recorded footage from 'A New Haruhi' out from behind his back ]
Kyoya: hand me the fucking tape. There's probably not even anything on it!
Tamaki: Kyoya...calm down...
Penguin: would you like me to throw it at you?
Tamaki: Penguin, you too! Come on, this is supposed to be a fun party!
Penguin: [ sighs ] alright. Anyways, we're doing our dares as the guests show up. Starting with Midnight4568.
Aww, the twins want a scene with Haruhi? Alright then, I'd like to request some lengthy HikaruxHaruhixKaoru in plain sight of the others, not in the closet :)
Haruhi: [ blushes deeply ] you guys...requested...this?!
Twins: [ blush deeper ] not exactly.
Penguin: let's go, you three! We need to get rolling!
Twins: [ force her onto the couch, straddle selves overtop of her ]
Haruhi: [ blushes deeply ]
Twins: [ kiss, lick, and nibble her neck ]
Haruhi: [ moans quietly, blushes darker ]
Twins: [ smirk, continue ]
Penguin: [ checks watch ] five minutes is up. That's enough.
Twins: [ crawl off her, act like nothing happened ]
Haruhi: [ sits up, confused ]
Penguin: anyways, let's go onto the next request! This one is realllllly long and is from SakuraDreamerz:
Honestly, this is my first time replying to this, but it wouldn't hurt to give it a go! :3 Before I start though...*snaps fingers. All of a sudden, a small anvil hits Penguin from above* That's for calling Kitty a s***, you j***! :X
Anywho...
I guess for a guest, may I send in my OC, Sora? If so, I must note that she is mute and can only communicate through sign language or writing what she has to say. She also gets easily nervous around people like Kyoya and Hikaru and can get easily flustered over...well, PG-13 things and over (she will cover her eyes when she notices anything like that)
Now, onto requests!
Hmmmm, what to do, what to do...Aha!
Tamaki, can you sing the OHSHC opening theme in French, pleeeease? :3
Kyoya and Kitty, (good gosh, I've never requested something this dirty before, but here I go!) you two need to make up with each other...with a 5 hour smut session! Into the closet you two! *I boot them both in, then leave*
Mori, Penguin, and Honey: time for a Chicken Dance contest! Whoever wins get the golden egg with a special prize inside! (Unknown to anyone but me and Kitty, the prize is a new iPhone and headphones!) Good luck! Or should I say, cluck! *giggles*
Finally, to the twins...*something shiny above them is about to strike them both* *gasps* LOOK OUT! *the shiny thing pricks Hikarus shoulder. In the light, the thing that pricked his shoulder is revealed to be a big vaccine vial of succinylcholine*
Penguin: [ falls to ground, large cartoony lump forms on his head ]
Kyoya: I guess I'm taking over.
Kitty: no you're not! [ walks through door, takes one look at Penguin and groans ] I was gonna do this request at the end! Oh well...Sora is out in the hallway. C'mon in, Sora!
Sora: [ walks through the door, takes notebook out of pocket, writes 'hello. I'm Sora.' ]
Tamaki: welcome to the host club, Sora! Kitty, mind playing piano accompaniment for the opening theme?
Kitty: no prob. [ snaps finger, really fancy electric keyboard appears ]
Penguin: [ wakes up, groans ] what...happened?...
Kitty: not now!
Penguin: ...Kitty? [ passes out again ]
Kitty: anyways, time for Tamaki-kun to sing! [ starts playing ]
Tamaki: [ sings along ]
Baiser, baiser, tomber en amour!
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Je vous vois venir, je regarde vous allez, vous semblez ne jamais me quitter, si.
Donc, est-ce l'amour ou la haine? Nous verrons bien ... vous êtes makin 'me rend fou!
Dans mes rêves, tu es tout ce que je vois. Eh bien, tout ce que je vois, c'est vous et moi.
Dame, peut-être, ou de l'hôte? Je trouve vraiment ça ne me dérange pas
Si je devais choisir une rose, dans ce jardin de la romance,
Nous pourrions peut-être prendre cette chance ... peut-être que tu es mon amour,
Et je voudrais trouver une main comme la vôtre pour prendre la mienne,
Et avec un baiser nous pourrions arrêter le temps, et j'aimerais tomber en amour avec vous.
Loin de demain; plaçons notre espoir aujourd'hui.
Juste toi et moi dans un beau printemps ... et nous serons toujours tomber en amour, encore une fois.
(Hey! Hey!)
Peut-être que tu es mon amour!
Kyoya: [ smirks ] c'mon Kitty. Five hour smut session.
Kitty: [ growls ] you'd better hope Penguin doesn't wake up. [ walks into naughty closet ]
Kyoya: [ follows, closes door behind him ]
Kitty: [ grabs his tie, pulls him close to her face ] don't you dare think this changes anything.
Kyoya: [ kisses her gently ]
Kitty: [ kisses without feeling ]
Kyoya: [ pulls away ] what's wrong?
Kitty: nothing, why?
Kyoya: [ sits down ]
Kitty: [ sits next to him ] let's just get this overwith, alright?
Kyoya: ...no.
Kitty: Ootori, you agreed to-
Kyoya: if you don't care, then what's the point?
Kitty: the reason I don't care is because you threw me away like I was white trash.
Kyoya: [ sighs ] Kitty, I made a mistake. I was going a little too far to try and please your reviewers. Please forg-
Kitty: [ interrupts him by kissing him ]
~five hours later~
Tamaki: [ knocks on the door ] the five hours is up, you two! Let's go, we've got more requests!
Kitty and Kyoya: [ come out, Kitty riding on Kyoya's back ]
Penguin: [ wakes up, grumbles, says angrily ] so you guys worked it out?
Kitty: oh, no. I'm still extremely pissed off. He's just my horsie. [ hops off his back ]
Sora: [ sits on the couch, covering her eyes ]
Kitty: [ giggles ] Sora, we're all done with the smut for now. Now it's time for the chicken dance contest!
Mori, Hunny, and Penguin: [ stand in the center of the room ]
Kitty: [ hits play on her radio, chicken dance starts playing ]
Penguin: [ dances dizzily ]
Mori: [ dances somewhat seductively ]
Hunny: [ dances very seductively ]
Sora: [ covers her eyes again ]
Kitty: [ holds golden egg above head ] and the prize goes to...Mitsukuni Haninozuka!
Hunny: [ giggles, takes egg ] what's in it?
Kitty: open it!
Hunny: [ opens it, takes out iPhone ] sweet! Thank you Kitty-chan!
Kitty: thank Sakura! She requested it. And now...omygod, Hikaru, watch out!
Hikaru: ouch...what was that? [ falls to his knees ]
Kaoru: Hika, no! What happened?
Kitty: I believe that that was the vile of extremely dangerous no-no stuff my parents told me not to put in my coffee.
Everyone else: WTF?!
Kitty: I'm joking. Gawd.
Hikaru: K-Kaoru...
Kaoru: yeah Hika?
Hikaru: I-I've always loved you...
Kaoru: [ smiles ] I've always loved you too!
Hikaru: [ pulls him in for a kiss ]
Kitty: please note that you may request anything that will kill off characters, but they will only be dead for the remainder of the chapter and seemingly unharmed by the next update.
Kaoru: [ straddles self overtop of Hikaru ]
Penguin: [ mumbles ] get a room, whores.
Kitty: hey! I've made out with my twin brother before! (A/N: I love creating my own characters and storywriting aside from FanFiction and the two main characters are always a pair of lovesick twins, because who doesn't love a good incest scene every now and then? ^.^)
Penguin: that's different!
Kyoya: not really.
Penguin: damn, you really are a slut.
~anvil hits Penguin on the head~
Kitty: MAN I LOVE ANVILS! Anyways, as Hikaru finishes dying, I'm gonna make an announcement. This chapter will be divided into three parts. Two of them reviews and the third the actual New Year's party, so the party may actually be in February...anyways, if you didn't see your request today PLEASE don't request again! I'm really backed up right now! Another thing! Besides guest reviews I will only be taking PM requests to help with this issue! And that's all! Thank you for reading and don't forget to request!
Kaoru: ohh...Hika... [ moans loudly ]
Kitty: GET A GODDAMN ROOM!