Kitty: welcome back to After Hours! This chapter will be mainly me finishing up some of the reviewed requests! Other than guest requests I will not be taking any more reviewed requests from now on, so please private message me or email me about requesting! Thanks!
Penguin: way to bore them to tears.
Kitty: [ smacks him across the face ]
Penguin: [ whimpers ] at least I didn't call you a slut!
Kitty: [ growls ] whatever. Now it's time to get working on requests! From Kso12:
Thanks for picking my name for the corner! May I visit the New Year's party? Also, a dare for Kyoya as punishment for making Kitty cry:
Call all the students of Ouran into one room, then strip down to your boxers and run around the room screaming bloody murder. That, or have Kitty give you a dare.
Kyoya: OnO Kitty can give me a dare.
Kitty: are you sure? There's no backing out of my dares.
Kyoya: [ nods quickly ]
Kitty: [ smirks, throws ninja star that cuts his ear ] I dare you to be my target for target practice.
Kyoya: what?! NO! NOT THAT!
Kitty: [ nods ] yes, that. [ grabs his wrist and drags him into the next classroom over ]
Kyoya: pray for me!
Kitty: [ rolls eyes ] stand in the middle of the room.
Kyoya: [ does so with shaky legs ]
Kitty: Ootori, calm down. You'll just be reincarnated in the next chapter. Plus I wasn't planning on killing you.
Kyoya: then what were you planning on doing?
Kitty: placing you in a glass box so it looks like I'm throwing these at you. I'm strangely accurate when I'm throwing at a person and not a dummy. [ snaps fingers, Kyoya is now in a glass box ]
Kyoya: [ screams, can't be heard ]
Kitty: the glass is soundproof. I can't hear you but you can hear me. [ slides a handful of ninja stars out of sleeve ]
Kyoya: [ screams more ]
Kitty: [ throws the first one, would've hit him in the eye ]
Kyoya: [ cussing her out though she can't hear it ]
Kitty: I've got ten stars here, Kyo-chan! [ throws other nine, each would've hit him somewhere very painful, snaps fingers, ninja stars and glass box are gone ] there. Was that so hard?
Kyoya: YES, YES IT WAS!
Kitty: ...anyways, let's go! We've got more requests! [ drags him by wrist back into host club room ] This next request is from cray-crayotaku42.
great fanfic and chapter i think you should gender bent haruhi and have renge and haruhi have a intense make out session because haruhi doesnt have many requests
Renge: [ comes up on powerful motor ] did someone say my name?
Kitty: [ snaps fingers, Haruhi is now a guy ] you're needed for this request! You're gonna be making out with a gender-bent Haruhi!
Renge: ooh~! Fun~! I love yuri! [ skips into naughty closet ]
Haruhi: this isn't yuri. I'm a guy now...
Kitty: she doesn't know that! Just go in there and make out with her!
Haruhi: [ shrugs, walks in ] Renge, this isn't yuri, I'm a guy.
Renge: correction, silly! You were a guy and now you're a girl!
Haruhi: no, I'm- [ sighs ] nevermind. [ kisses her roughly ]
Renge: [ kisses back, blushing deeply ]
Haruhi: [ wraps an arm around her waist, pulls her closer ]
Renge: [ kisses a lot rougher ]
~ten minutes later~
Haruhi and Renge: [ come out of the closet, panting and blushing ]
Kitty: alright, last request for a few chapters right here everyone! Since next chapter is the new year's party I will not be doing any requests for it, and I will start ignoring requested reviews! So, without further ado, I give you the guest request:
Kyoya I dare you to make out with penguin
Kyoya: what?! That's insane!
Penguin: yeah! I'm not making out with him!
Kitty: don't you DARE upset my reviewers! Just do it, ya pussies!
Penguin: [ growls, looks up at Kyoya ] you lead.
Kyoya: [ growls also, kisses him a little bit too excitedly ]
Penguin: [ kisses back, surprised by his excitedness ]
Kyoya: [ kisses roughly, forcing Penguin onto his back, straddles self overtop of him ]
Penguin: [ kisses very roughly, wraps arms around his neck and pulls him closer ]
~twenty minutes later~
Kitty: [ snaps fingers, holds blank gun, shoots it upwards ]
Kyoya: GYAH! [ scared by gunshot, falls on the ground and hits his head on the coffee table ] Kitty, what the fuck?!
Penguin: [ blushing deeply, sits up ] what, have you never heard a gunshot before?
Kyoya: [ growls ]
Kitty: anyways, that's it for this chapter! Thanks for reading! It's also your last chance to request to visit the New Year's party, so don't forget! Bye bye~!
