Kitty: YOU GUYS, I FORGOT KIYOTERUGIRL'S REQUEST.
Penguin: calm down, let's just write an extra-
Kitty: I CAN'T CALM DOWN. HOW COULD I FORGET?
Penguin: just read the damn request!
Kitty: okay~! From KiyoteruGirl:
Hey, could you do my other request? The one where you choose any of the guy hosts (Excluding honey and Tamaki) to dress up as Luka and sing Luka Luka night fever?
Kitty: sooo sorry I forgot, KiyoteruGirl!
Kyoya: why do you always get the weird requests?
Kitty: cause.
Kyoya: cause why?
Kitty: cause cause.
Kyoya: cause why cause why?
Penguin: DOES IT FUCKING MATTER?!
Kyoya: ...yes.
Penguin: [ face palms ]
Kitty: ANYWAYS, looks like it's time for the wheel of mystery! [ snaps fingers, wheel containing Haruhi, Mori, Kyoya, Hikaru, Kaoru, and ?'s faces appears ]
Penguin: who's the other guy? He looks like you.
Kitty: technically he's a host...in my unpublished FanFiction...
Penguin: I don't understand!
Kyoya: is that your twin brother?
Kitty: uh huh! [ nods ] he's American! He's supposed to stop by at the party.
Penguin: ...oh...
Kitty: anyways! [ spins wheel ]
~wheel lands on Kaoru~
Kaoru: what?! Why me?
Kitty: [ shrugs ] the wheel landed on you. [ snaps fingers, Kaoru wears a long pink wig and the Luka Luka Night Fever cosplay ]
Kaoru: I look ridiculous!
Kitty: it's for a request, it's okay! [ snaps fingers again, stage appears ]
Kaoru: [ sighs, gets up on stage and music starts, sings very well ]
No, no, baby, don't!
Words flow across from left to right
With a vacant look you sit watching the boring screen
Clearing through the dimensional wall, i'll come and see you anytime
Always be prepared for the unexpected~!
I understand you more than ever before
So baby just count on me
Promise me you won't be scared, come, let's dance, you and me!
Luka Luka Night Fever!
Step with me to the popping rhythm now~!
Forget all the bad things that have happened
Luka Luka Night Fever!
I'll be right here by your side tonight
So don't turn your eyes away, not for a second!
No, no, baby, don't!
On a day you can watch videos with stupid puns
The day you're fooling into watching Aniki videos
Just call me up and i'll be there for you
I will teach you things that you never learned in school
Let's open the door to the dark night, together, just you and me!
Luka Luka Night Fever!
All these feelings that i have, i can't ignore!
Etch these lengths of time with me in your memory
Luka Luka Night Fever!
Sadly we'll have to say goodbye when the sun rises
Even if you give me that sad and longing look,
No, we cant
I understand you more than ever before
So we can share everything
Let's find the meanings of our lives, hey, you and me tonight!
Luka Luka Night Fever!
Can you feel the pace quickening, faster, faster~?
If you think you're ready, come here and take my hand
Luka Luka Night Fever!
I love the way you shine so brightly
Come on, let's give it our best,
Are you ready?
Luka Luka Night Fever!
Step with me to the popping rhythm now~!
Forget all the bad things that have happened
Luka Luka Night Fever!
I'll be right there when you need me, baby
So don't turn your eyes away, not for a second!
No, No, Baby, don't~!
No, No, Baby, don't~!
Kaoru: [ gets down off the stage quickly and quietly ]
Penguin: [ gaping ]
Kyoya: [ gaping and blushing lightly ]
Kitty: [ blushing deeply ] well, um...that's it for this extra! I'll try to get around to the New Year's party soon! Thanks for reading, and don't forget to request via email or PM!