Kitty: [ lays on the couch, grumbling ]
Penguin: [ whispers to readers ] Kitty's got a nasty hangover. So we've gotta be really quiet.
Tamaki: [ bursts through the door ] HELLO KITTY~!
Kitty: [ sits up, throws ninja star that misses him by a few meters ]
Tamaki: OnO
Penguin: [ whisper-shouts ] quit being so loud! She's got a hangover!
Tamaki: ...oh... [ whisper-shouts ] I'M SORRY KITTY!
Kitty: [ rolls eyes, lays back down, covers eyes with arm ]
Kyoya: [ walks in ] how does she still have a hangover? The party was nearly a week ago.
Eastin: [ follows Kyoya ] I dunno. I haven't seen her since we were five.
Everyone else but Kitty: what?
Eastin: [ shrugs ] yeah. But it isn't important.
Kitty: [ gets up slowly, winces ] and now...for the requests...from kitkatJMC...
Penguin, twerk while wearing a skimpy pink bikini. Kyouya, sing Wrecking Ball while riding one .. Lol, this'll be fun. Super funny btw :D
Penguin: isn't that the second time someone has requested Kyoya sing Wrecking Ball while riding one?
Kitty: yup, so we're going to act like this is both of them... [ winces again, runs towards bathroom ]
Penguin: okay, I'm taking-
Eastin: no, I'm taking over. She is my twin, after all. I know more about her than you think.
Kitty: [ throws up practically everything she ate between the party and now ]
Penguin: fine. [ runs off to bathroom to help Kitty ]
Eastin: NO! PENGUIN, WE NEED YOU FOR THIS-ah screw it. Kyoya, looks like you're riding a wrecking ball~~~
Kyoya: [ sighs ] why, dear God above? Whyyyyyy?
Eastin: [ snaps fingers, large wrecking ball appears ]
Kyoya: I don't even know the lyrics!
Tamaki: yes you do! You sang the whole song for memory at my house last night!
Kyoya: [ pales ] thanks for the help, jackass.
Tamaki: anytime.
Kyoya: [ gets onto the wrecking ball ]
Eastin: [ snaps fingers, he's now near-naked, wearing only a white sports bra and white short shorts ] start singing!
Kyoya: this is so embarrassing though! [ blushes in embarrassment ]
Eastin: sing or face your punishment.
Kyoya: [ starts singing ]
Eastin and twins: [ push wrecking ball so it starts swaying ]
Kyoya: I get motion sick real easily!
Tamaki: no you don't! We went on a three week cruise together and you were fine!
Kyoya: I DON'T NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!
Eastin: keep singing!
Kyoya: [ sings and finishes, hops off wrecking ball ]
Eastin: [ snaps fingers, he's fully clothed again ]
Tamaki: [ goes to get Penguin, comes back very pale ]
Kyoya: what? What's going on in there?
Tamaki: you don't wanna know...
Kyoya: you're probably right.
Penguin: [ comes out in different clothes than before ]
Kyoya: why did you change?
Penguin: got my other clothes dirty. [ shrugs ]
Everyone else: [ wide eyed ]
Penguin: am I needed for this request or not?
Eastin: yeah. You're gonna wear a bikini and twerk.
Penguin: what?!
Eastin: do it or face the punishment...
Penguin: [ runs off to get changed, comes back 3 minutes later in polka dot bikini ]
Eastin: [ plays music ]
Penguin: [ stands in the middle of all of them, twerks really well ]
Kitty: [ comes out of the bathroom, pales, runs back in covering her mouth ]
Penguin: [ twerks until the song ends, stops and acts like nothing happened ]
Kyoya: you gonna wear that bikini all day? [ snickers ]
Penguin: seems to turn you on. [ smirks ]
Kyoya: damn you American-
Penguin: ah ah ah! I'm British.
Eastin: ANYWAYS, next request! From aero1234541:
So, first off, i'm in love with this Series! But what if Haruhi's dad was present through this next episode? Maybe he could show up some of these people.. Also, the corners name should be the Glory Pole or something like that. And, on to the dares:
Haruhi - Must kiss every guy in the room and say who is the best kisser.
Tamaki and the Twins - Have a three way in the Naughty Closet (don't forget the toys).
Kyoya and Penguin - Have to have a contest in the corner to see who is best for Kitty.
Hunni and Mori - must wear bunny costume and see who can be more sexual (Kitty and Haruhi judge).
But this must be done after they have drunken the booze or else you must drug all the food!
Kyoya: Mr. Fujioka is coming? That's excellent news!
Ranka: [ comes inside ] where's my Haruhi~?
Haruhi: dad, don't embarrass me!
Ranka: how could I? [ looks to Penguin ] by the way, I saw your twerking video on Youtube and you twerk all wrong. [ shows him the "proper" way to twerk ]
Penguin: YOU POSTED THAT ONLINE?!
Eastin: I had to!
Haruhi: dad, cut it out!
Ranka: [ stops ] sorry, darling~
Eastin: Haruhi, you're kissing everyone in the room now to see who the best kisser is. Start with me~
Tamaki: [ glares ] YOU PERVERT! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE TWINS!
Ranka: TAMAKI, YOU'RE THE PERVERT WHO TRIED TO RAPE MY DAUGHTER!
Tamaki: IT WAS ONE TIME! WAIT, NO! I DIDN'T TRY TO RAPE HER! MOMMA~!
Kyoya: you did indeed try to rape her.
Tamaki: I DID NOT!
Haruhi: [ sighs, interrupts Tamaki by kissing him ]
Tamaki: [ kisses back happily ]
Ranka: [ fumes with anger ]
Haruhi: [ pulls away and does the same to Kyoya, twins, and so on ]
Eastin: so, Haruhi, who's the best kisser~?
Haruhi: it's gotta be...Eastin. [ blushes lightly ]
Eastin: [ smirks ] knew it! Now, Tamaki and ze twins, into the closet! [ pushes them into the naughty closet ]
Tamaki: why is the goddamn bed back?!
Twins: for this. [ shove him onto the bed, straddle selves overtop of him ]
Tamaki: [ gets out rubber duck ]
Twins: what's that for?
Tamaki: ...she said to use toys! (A/N: I've always felt that Tamaki would be the uke because he's super inexperienced, as clearly demonstrated here.)
Twins: [ face palm but go with it ]
Tamaki: soo...what're we doing?
Twins: [ face palm again, both go for opposite sides of his neck and begin kissing ]
Tamaki: ooh...that...ah-that feels good...
Twins: [ slowly make their way to his lips ]
Hikaru: [ kisses his lips softly ]
Kaoru: [ begins to unbutton his shirt ]
Tamaki: [ blushes, kisses back ]
Kaoru: [ slides the shirt off his shoulders and starts taking Tamaki's shirt off ]
Hikaru: [ slides his tongue into Tamaki's mouth ]
Tamaki: [ kisses a little too sloppily and very inexperienced-like ]
Kaoru: [ works on getting his pants off ]
~nearly an hour later~
Tamaki and the twins: [ naked and panting heavily ]
Penguin: [ calls over speaker ] damn you guys! I didn't know you liked fucking so much!
Tamaki: [ blushes in embarrassment ]
Twins: [ nod ] that's us.
Tamaki: WTF?!
Penguin: [ calls over speaker ] c'mon! We've got more requests!
~they come out after fully dressed~
Kyoya and Penguin: [ waiting in corner ]
Kitty: [ sitting in a lawn chair, smirking ]
Kyoya and Penguin: [ wait for the others to gather around before beginning ]
Kyoya: [ starts strip pole dancing ]
Penguin: [ does the same ]
Kyoya: [ dances seductively ]
Penguin: [ dances adorably in a seductive manner ]
~song ends~
Kyoya and Penguin: [ look to her expectantly ]
Kitty: [ fell asleep ]
Hunny: [ shakes her awake gently ] Kitty-chan?
Kitty: huh?...oh yeah. Penguin wins. [ curls up and goes back to sleep ]
Penguin: [ cheers ] suck it, glasses geek!
Kyoya: [ punches him in the cheek ]
Penguin: [ gets knocked out ]
Kyoya: [ smirks, walks away ]
Eastin: there's one last request for today. Kitty didn't have enough words to get to everything else, unfortunately...that will come later though. [ shakes Kitty awake ]
Kitty: huh?...just let me sleep please...
Eastin: no, there's only one more request!
Kitty: ...fine... [ gets up and joins Haruhi at judges table ]
Hunny and Mori: [ come out of the changing room in bunny outfits ]
Mori: [ acts like a very sexy bunny ]
Hunny: [ acts like a cute seductive bunny ]
Kitty and Haruhi: [ discuss ]
Kitty: we've come to a decision.
Haruhi: and that decision is...
Kitty and Haruhi: Mori senpai wins!
Mori: [ smirks slightly ]
Kitty: [ passes out from lack of sleep ]
Penguin: [ wakes up from being knocked out ] I guess I'm finishing-
Eastin: no, I am.
Penguin: c'mon, you hosted the whole goddamn chapter! Let me finish it off!
Eastin: no!
Kyoya: [ sighs ] I'll do it. Don't forget to request everyone!
Eastin and Penguin: you BASTARD!