Kitty: welcome back to another chapter of After Hours!
Penguin: Kitty told me to mention to you guys that-
Eastin: she told me to mention that-
Penguin: NO, SHE TOLD ME!
Eastin: SHE TOLD ME!
Penguin and Eastin: [ start fighting in an anime-like manner ]
Kitty: what they're trying to say is that I've gotten a LOT of long requests recently, so I have come to a decision. I'll be posting one request each chapter since they're so long, and I'll try my best to update every couple days or sooner.
Penguin: [ knocks Eastin out, falls over, dizzy ]
Kitty: my God you two are idiots. Anyways, I'm going to start with the shortest request I have and then do another long one. From NerdfighterDFTBA...
I don't know what you mean by PM... But this real funny! Kyouya and Mori should both go into the Nautey Closet and do Haruhi.
Haruhi: why am I the one getting screwed?
Kitty: oh come on Haruhi, you haven't been screwed in a while.
Haruhi: [ sighs ] fine. [ goes into the Naughty Closet ]
Kyoya and Mori: [ follow her in, both smirking ]
Haruhi: why the hell is the bed still here?!
Kyoya and Mori: [ shrug, force her onto the mattress and straddle selves overtop of her ]
Haruhi: [ blushes furiously ]
Kyoya: [ kisses her neck ]
Mori: [ licks her ear ]
Haruhi: [ moans quietly ]
Kyoya: [ slowly makes his way to her lips ]
Mori: [ begins unbuttoning her shirt ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: Kitty, how come we've never gotten into it like that?
Kitty: [ blushes ]
Tamaki: please. Kitty and I have done that before. That's nothing.
Kitty: [ blushes more ] n-no we haven't!
Eastin: wow, wusses. We've done more than that and we're brother and sister.
Kitty: sh-shaddup!
~in ze Naughty Closet~
Kyoya and Mori: [ slowly crawl off of her, completely naked ]
Haruhi: [ blushing madly, also completely naked ]
Kyoya: [ gets dressed and leaves ]
Mori: [ kisses her one more time before getting dressed and leaving ]
Haruhi: [ follows after them after fully dressed ]
Kitty: okay, now for the requests from lmncake.
Kyoya: Do pole dancing while singing Applause by Lady Gaga for Mori
Tamaki: Go visit China and live with the Giant PANDAS!
Hunny: Let Chika slice up Usa-chan
Haruhi: Announce to the whole school that you're a girl and a lesbian
Mori: Run around the school while screaming," I LOVE PINKIE PIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!"
Hikaru: Wear a Victorian dress with a corset for the entire chapter
Kaoru: Torment Tamaki in any way you want
That's all the dares I have for you! Please enjoy it! :D
Kitty: [ snaps fingers, Hikaru is now wearing a Victorian dress and a corset ]
Hikaru: [ blushes ] Kitty, wh-what the hell?!
Kitty: I don't disappoint my readers.
Kaoru: you look so pretty!
Hikaru: [ blushes more ]
Kyoya: [ stretching and practicing in the corner ]
Mori: [ slowly makes his way to the corner ]
Kyoya: [ smirks, starts pole dancing and singing ]
Mori: [ very turned on, blushes deeply ]
Kitty: he's a surprisingly good singer.
Penguin: even while pole dancing.
Kyoya: [ finishes and walks away like nothing happened ]
Hunny: I'm sure Chika-chan won't slice Usa-
Chika: [ snatches the bunny from Hunny's hands and shoves a knife through it ]
Hunny: [ sobs ] USA-CHAN!
Kitty: he'll be reincarnated next chapter senpai, don't worry!
Chika: [ laughs insanely while slicing the bunny, throws the stuffing everywhere ]
Kitty: [ takes the destroyed bunny away after six hours of slicing ]
Chika: aww, it was just getting fun though!
Tamaki: [ wears helmet with video camera, sits in zoo with pandas ] Day 1: is Tamaki Suoh, gorgeous host club prince, Friend or Foe to these creatures of the deep?
Kitty: [ calls through earpiece ] Tamaki senpai, they're not in the ocean.
Tamaki: ...I knew that!
Kitty: anyways, Haruhi! Time for you to-
Haruhi: I know what to do.
Kitty: okie dokie!
Haruhi: [ leaves host club, comes back 10 minutes later with a ripped shirt and tousled hair ]
Eastin: oh my God, Haruhi senpai, are you alright?
Haruhi: [ nods slowly ]
Penguin: what happened?
Haruhi: Renge was in the crowd... [ blushes darkly, smiles ]
Mori: [ leaves host club and runs through halls, pulls off blazer to reveal Brony T-shirt ] I LOVE PINKIE PIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!
Kitty: [ watching from camera, gapes ]
Kaoru: I get to torture Boss?! Alright!
Tamaki: [ comes back in with grass skirt on ] living in the wild sure was fun.
Kitty: you were just at the zoo. All the plants were plastic.
Tamaki: then I really shouldn't have eaten a banana from that tree...I knew it tasted funny.
Kaoru: [ yanks off the grass skirt ]
Tamaki: [ blushes furiously, screams ] DON'T DE-CLOTHE ME, YOU WEIRDO!
Kaoru: but I get to torture you.
Tamaki: [ yanks skirt up ] KITTY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Kitty: [ shrugs ] what can I say. I love a good torture-filled FanFiction.
Kaoru: [ chases Tamaki around with a pokey piece of hot metal ]
Kitty: that's all for this chapter!
Penguin: [ appears by her side ] don't forget to-
Eastin: [ shoves him out of the way and takes his spot ] don't forget to request!