Kitty: how's it going, everyone?
Eastin: sorry we've been gone for so long!
Kitty: IT ISN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR! I just got grounded for eh...a long time.
Penguin: BUT we're back now!
Kitty: and better than ever!
Eastin: anyways, the first request is really short so we'll probably have time for two today!
Kitty: this request is from SUGARCOMACUPCAKE.
I have a request hehe I dare the twins to steal Usa-chan from Honey
Hunny: what was that? [ didn't hear ]
Twins: ...nothing...
Hunny: okay! I'm going to the bakery! Bye bye! [ skips out of the room ]
Mori: [ follows behind him ]
Twins: [ take Usa-chan ]
Hunny: [ kicks down door ] MY USA-CHAN SENSES ARE TINGLING! HIKA-CHAN, KAO-CHAN, RELEASE THE BUNNY! [ beats the shit out of the twins ]
Twins: thanks a lot, Cupcake!
Kitty: [ laughing in the corner ] this is great!
Penguin: the next request is from ShadowHunterIzzie.
I'd love to send in a request *smirks evilly*
1. Everyone has to act out a scene in a movie of Kitty's choice.
2. Kitty gets to annoy Kyouya to her hearts content and he can't refuse.
3. *makes sure Haruhi isn't in the room* TAMAKI, HIKARU AND KAORU ADMIT YOUR TRUE FEELINGS TO HARUHI! Haruhi has to choose one of them :3
4. So, who's turn is it for the Naughty closet... It's Kitty and Tamaki's *smirks evilly.* Sorry Kitty *shrugs shoulders.
And last, but not least, 5. The Zuka club is back, and they're after Haruhi again O-O *NOTMYPRECIOUSDAUGHTER! Tamaki will probably say.*
Kitty: ooh~! Fun! What scene should we act out? Hmm...OH! I'VE GOT IT! [ calls everyone into a huddle and whispers the scene ]
Penguin: whyyyyyyyyy? [ sobs ]
Kitty: hehe...let's go! Places, everyone!
Hikaru: [ lays on the ground and acts dead ]
Kaoru: no, not my twin! Nooooo! Why did Voldemort do this to you? [ sobs by his side ]
Penguin: [ says halfheartedly ] no, not my son. Whom I love. Yatta yatta yatta. Why do I have to be Mrs. Weasley again?
Eastin: ...again?
Kitty: yup!
Tamaki: NO! MY NAME IS RON WEASLEY AND I DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT MY BROTHER DIED!
Kitty: THAT'S NOT HOW RON TALKS.
Haruhi: I'm Ginny and I don't approve.
Kitty: YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT ACTING! And you call yourselves a host club.
Kyoya: I believe you get to annoy me to your heart's content now.
Kitty: YAY! [ drinks four cups of coffee and talks really quickly so no one can hear what she's saying ]
Kyoya: [ covers his ears ] you're so annoying!
Kitty: [ bounces around the room ]
Penguin: oh, this is nothing. She gets incredibly nuts when she eats-
Kitty: [ eats a whole bag of jelly beans ]
Penguin: ...shit...we're screwed.
Kitty: SUGAR RUSH! [ runs laps around Kyoya ]
Tamaki: HARUHI, I LOVE YOU!
Hikaru: NO, HARUHI, I LOVE YOU!
Kaoru: NO, HARUHI, I LOVE YOU!
Haruhi: ...what the hell?
Penguin: now you have to choose one of them.
Haruhi: um...okay? How about... [ plays eenie meenie minie moe ] none of you.
All 3 of them: WHAT?!
Kitty: [ bursts out laughing ] SHE CHOSE NONE OF YOU!
Tamaki: how am I supposed to get naughty when she's a bubbly hyper mess?
Kitty: what the hell is that supposed to mean?! [ drags him into the naughty closet ]
Tamaki: well alright then. [ forces her up against the wall and makes out with her ]
~in ze camera room~
Penguin: [ pouting ]
Kyoya: [ pouting ]
Haruhi: stop pouting! She only does this stuff to please her viewers, remember?
?: [ ties a bandana around her mouth so she can't speak ]
Haruhi: [ tries to scream, gets dragged away ]
Kitty and Tamaki: [ join Kyoya and Penguin in the camera room ]
Kitty: where's Haruhi?
Kyoya and Penguin: [ look around and shrug ] we don't know.
Kitty: ooh~! A mystery~! To be continued!