Kitty: hiya guys! I'm super duper sorry for this really REALLY late update. I got grounded and am currently updating this on my mother's laptop, so bear with me.
Penguin: [ hogtied in a corner ]
Hikaru: what happened to him? [ points to Penguin ]
Kitty: he disobeyed me.
Hikaru: O.O
Kitty: anyways! We should probably get started, huh? This request is from (Anonymous).
Heheheheh.. I got a new one, but this one must be kept Anonymous! So, a big yellow envelope thingy slides under the door one day. Either you can have them just pick it up, or they can look in they hallway first. BUT, if they look in the hallway, i would like to request they see me! That'd be fun! But anyways.. Someone picks it up and it says
Dear Ouran Host Club: After Hours,
I have a fun little request. Enclosed there are little slips, each with a name on it. Each of you must pick a name and get into groups of two. Those two of you must then stay in a hole dug about the size of Two Naughty Closets. You can request stuff to make your hole comfier and bigger for you and your partner, but you cant leave for 12 hours. You may ask for food, drinks, places to sit, and even toys if you decide to get intimate (I expect that some of you will).
Have Fun~
an Anonymous Person.
Penguin: [ muffled noises as he tries to spit out the bandana wrapped around his mouth ]
Kitty: I do recall last chapter being a big deal with Haruhi gone. But that's okay, she's alright. We must take a break from that side of the story for a little bit!
[ disappointed Haruhi luvvers in the background ]
Kitty: anyways, we'll pair up using the... [ snaps fingers, Wheel of People appears ] Wheel of People! Eastin, be Vanna!
Eastin: [ snaps fingers, wears a bright red dress and high heels and acts like Vanna ]
Kitty: okay! Now! I need three contestants! Hmm...Penguin, Tamaki, and Hikaru!
[ Penguin, Tamaki, and Hikaru stand behind their podium thingys waiting to spin the wheel ]
Kitty: the rules are simple. A blurred face will appear on the board. Each time you spin you name a trait about who you think it is. Depending on right or wrong, you will either reveal more of the person or blur the picture further. Are you ready?
[ they nod ]
Kitty: great! Penguin, start us off!
Penguin: [ not hogtied anymore, spins wheel ] it's definitely a boy.
[ picture reveals a bit more ]
Tamaki: [ spins ] this boy is not up at the podium right now.
[ picture reveals more ]
Hikaru: [ spins ] this boy is Mori senpai!
[ picture reveals Mori ]
Kitty: Hikaru and Mori senpai are a pair!
Hikaru: wh-what?!
Mori: [ drags him away from the podium, Kyoya takes his place ]
Kyoya: [ spins ] this boy is Kaoru.
Kitty: damn, lucky guess. You and Kaoru are a pair.
(A/N: I do take requests for specific pairings. I'm just trying these odd pairings out! ^-^)
[ forty-three spins, two involuntary gags, and a happy cheer later... ]
Kitty: let's review the pairs! Let's see...Hikaru and Mori? Kyoya and Kaoru? Penguin and Eastin? Hunny and Tamaki? Am I right?
Penguin: what about you?
Kitty: there's an odd number of people today.
Penguin: oh...
Kitty: Now to spin the Wheel of Mystery to see which pair is up first! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Hunny ]
Kitty: HunnyTama is the first couple! [ checks watch ] you have twelve hours starting... [ snaps fingers, they're in a double-sided mirror room where the others can see in but they can't see out ] now!
Hunny: Kitty-chan, may I please have some cake?
Kitty: [ boxes up a cake and slides it through a small door ]
Hunny: thank you! [ eats it happily ]
Tamaki: [ sits down on the couch ]
[ two hours go by and nothing has happened ]
Kitty: make out or something! You're boring my audience to tears!
Tamaki: [ shrugs ] wanna make out?
Hunny: I don't care that much. We can if you want to!
Tamaki: eh, what the hell. [ kisses Hunny ]
Hunny: [ kisses back heatedly ]
Kitty: [ snaps, popcorn appears in her lap ] this shit's getting good.
Hunny: [ crawls into Tamaki's lap ]
Mori: [ watches jealously ]
Tamaki: [ grabs his butt ]
Hunny: [ squeals excitedly and pins him to the couch ]
Tamaki: [ moans softly ]
Hunny and Tamaki: [ make out for the next hour ]
Tamaki: [ finally pulls away ] well that was fun.
Hunny: [ nods ] definitely! Kitty-chan, can we get some strawberry smoothies?
Kitty: [ snaps, two smoothies appear, puts them through door ]
Tamaki: ooh! And a laptop and Minecraft?
Kitty: [ snaps again, laptop with Minecraft appears, puts it through door ]
Tamaki: thanks! [ shows Hunny how to play Minecraft while he drinks his smoothie ]
Hunny: [ leans on his arm, watching ]
Tamaki: do you want to try it out?
Hunny: I wanna try you out...
[ cue another heated makeout session ]
Kitty: kay, it's been twelve hours! Come on out!
[ Tamaki and Hunny come out, their hair messed up ]
Kitty: we'll do the others next update! For now, we must bid you goodbye. Thanks for reading! I deserve the hate spam I'll get for not updating! And just a note to all you people looking for roleplaying partners, I love roleplaying so much and would love to roleplay with you. [ blows kisses ]
Penguin: wrap it up, Sugar Queen.
Kitty: don't forget to request! See you all next update!