Kitty: hiya guys! I had to finish up this last part of the other request for you guys, so I figured I would do it now.
Penguin: a quick reminder: Kitty might get in trouble if you guys request via review, so would it be alright if you switched over to private messaging?
Kitty: I got in trouble for doing that a little while ago and I would hate for it to happen again! Anyways, I will be doing the last part of the other chapter at this time, but in a few chapters I'll get in the reviews requested for Eastin is Vanna, but any review-requests after that will be denied. Very sorry!
Eastin: just get on with it!
Kitty: right! [ snaps fingers, Wheel of Mystery appears again ]
Penguin: [ spins wheel ]
[ Wheel lands on Mori ]
Kitty: our next pairing is MoriHika! And I forgot, last time they were supposed to be in a hole, so... [ snaps fingers, eight shovels appear ] start digging! ^-^
[ all of them pick up a shovel ]
Penguin: why don't you have to help, Kitty?
Kitty: because I'm the director! I can't get my hands dirty doing something as ridiculous as digging a hole!
[ the boys try to dig for an hour, but they can't dig through marble ]
Eastin: this is ridiculous! I can just snap and the digging will be done! [ snaps fingers, a hole is dug out ]
[ all the hosts gape ]
Tamaki: WITCHCRAFT!
Eastin: oh, so it's okay when Kitty does it but not me?!
Kyoya: pretty much.
Kitty: ANYWAYS! Hikaru and Mori, get in there! [ shoves the two inside ]
Hikaru: Kitty, can I get some water?
Kitty: [ tosses him a water bottle ]
Hikaru: thanks.
Mori: [ knocks the water out of his hands ]
Hikaru: what the hell man?!
Mori: [ presses him up against the wall and kisses him ]
Hikaru: [ terrified ]
Kitty: popcorn, anyone? [ snaps fingers, a popcorn machine appears ]
Hikaru: [ muffled screaming ]
Mori: [ continues to kiss him ]
Hikaru: [ tries to push him off ]
Everyone else: [ eating popcorn and watching ]
[ 12 hours pass ]
Hikaru: [ panting heavily, can't breathe ]
Mori: [ climbs out of the hole silently ]
Kitty: [ helps Hikaru out of the hole ]
Eastin: [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Kyoya ]
Kyoya: [ hops in the hole ]
Kaoru: [ follows ]
Kyoya: Kitty, can I get a condom?
Kaoru: OnO
Kitty: [ tosses one to him ]
Kyoya: [ blows it up and makes a balloon animal ]
Kitty: um...
Kyoya: [ shrugs ]
Kaoru: Kitty, get me earbuds and an iPod.
Kitty: [ snaps fingers, earbuds and an iPod with Friday by Rebecca Black appear, tosses them to Kaoru ]
Kaoru: [ doesn't know, puts in earbuds and blares music, screams like a girl ]
Kitty: INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER, DUMBASSES!
Kaoru: [ throws iPod across the hole ]
Kyoya: Kitty, can I get a laptop down here?
Kitty: [ tosses him the laptop Tamaki used ]
Kyoya: thanks. [ sits down and starts playing addicting games ]
Kaoru: [ leans on his arm and watches ]
Kyoya: [ eyes droop ]
Kaoru: Kitty, toss me a sleeping bag and a pillow.
Kyoya: yeah, me too.
Kitty: [ tosses them one sleeping bag and one pillow ]
Kyoya: can I get the same thing?
Kitty: no. Share! ^-^
Kyoya: [ goes red ]
Kaoru: [ already in the sleeping bag, pats next to him inside ] it's pretty big. It won't be that bad.
Kyoya: [ slowly crawls inside ]
Kitty: [ snaps fingers, makes the sleeping bag small so Kyoya has to lay on top of Kaoru ]
Kyoya: I-I'm sorry. This is awkward. [ tries to leave ]
Kaoru: [ holds around his waist ] what's your rush?
[ two condoms, five hundred sixty-four moans, and six hours later ]
Kyoya: [ panting heavily ]
Kaoru: [ completely naked ]
Everyone else: [ watching, wide-eyed, eating popcorn ]
Kyoya: [ falls asleep curled up on Kaoru ]
[ two hours later ]
Kitty: wake up you two! It's Eastin and Penguin's turn! [ hops down into the hole and pulls them out ] Kaoru, get dressed.
Kaoru: [ goes red ]
Kitty: [ snaps, he's fully clothed in a princess outfit ] your punishment for showing my viewers your dick.
Kaoru: [ goes even redder ]
Eastin: well, what are you waiting for? [ hops into the hole ]
Penguin: [ follows slowly ]
Kitty: toss me up the sleeping bag, please!
Eastin: [ tosses it ] careful, it's sticky.
Kitty: [ catches it, snaps, it disappears ]
Penguin: can I get a hoodie? It's cold down here.
Eastin: here, use mine. [ takes off the hoodie and gives it to Penguin ]
Kitty: why didn't you wear a shirt underneath that?
Eastin: [ shrugs ] dunno. Didn't think of it.
Penguin: [ staring at his abs ]
Eastin: you like? [ smirks ]
Penguin: [ blushes, puts on the hoodie ]
Eastin: Kitty, can I get a dozen roses and a few romantic candles?
Penguin: wh-what?!
Kitty: [ snaps, the hole is now a dark, romantic bedroom set with rose petals everywhere and candle lighting ]
[ Dream Weaver plays in the distance ]
Penguin: wh-what the hell is going on?
Eastin: just c'mere. [ drags Penguin to the bed ]
Penguin: what're you doing?!
Eastin: patience, grasshopper.
Penguin: actually, it's Penguin...
Eastin: I know. [ forces Penguin to lay down, then crawls on top of him ]
[ eight hours, nine thousand four moans, and sixty-nine awkward touches later ]
Kitty: ...get out.
Eastin: but we've still got-
Kitty: Get. Out. Now. [ points to the door ]
Penguin: but-
Kitty: no. Out.
Eastin and Penguin: [ leave the room quickly ]
Kitty: that's all for this chapter. I have decided that starting now I will do a "special edition" chapter every fifth chapter. These special edition chapters will consist of anything that some of my long-time readers ask, including truth or dare, game show editions, special smut chapters, and sometimes if I'm in a good mood, parodies of TV shows or movies. Thanks for reading, as always, and don't forget to request!