Wolfy:Now, disclaimer time.
CPG: My sister came up with the 'Rory and the mask' bit. Just saying. We also, sadly, don't own Doctor Who...Yet.
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wolfy: Now read!
Normal= Annie
Bold= Sam
After a few days of touring the universe, Sam and I were in our room, having a dance party to the Doctor Who theme song. At least, I was dancing! Sam was just burning my eyes (Ow. Ow! OW! Sam I'm sorry I said that, now stop pinching me!). Anyway, we got bored and decided to see what was going on in the control room.
We walked in, and Rory was alone there, playing with Liz 10's mask and saying, "Oh yeah. I'm the king. I'm the king of Amytown. Oh yeah. I'm the king. I'm the king of Amytown."
Annie and I started laughing our heads off, and Rory looked totally freaked out!
Then the Doctor and Amy walked in and the Doctor's asked, "Rory, what are you doing?"
Rory pressed the mask into our hands and said, "Nothing. Annie, Sam, what are you doing playing with the Doctor's mask?"
"What do you mean WE were playing with it?" I asked. "You were! We were just watching...and laughing..."
Sam and I began giggling. Rory looked scared to death. "You should see your face!" We laughed some more.
"What was he doing?" asked Amy.
"Well," began Sam. "He was-"
"Doctor where are we going?" Cut in Rory.
Indeed, The TARDIS had begun it take off noises. "We are going to," Doctor checked the TARDIS's coordinates. "America, 2012!"
"Isn't that year the worlds supposedly gonna end?" Asked Rory.
"Si!" Responded Sam and I.
"Why are we going to 2012?" Asked Amy.
"We are going because..." The Doctor trailed off.
"We are going to 2012 because TARDIS is taking us there, no?" I began. "Also, because I wanna know if the world is actually gonna end, because if it is, I'm gonna be so sad! I'm too young to die! And so is my little sister, and little brother, and older sister, and my dance class, and my cast mates, and my school class and-"
"Annie?" Asked The Doctor.
"Yes?"
"Did you sneak into the kitchen and eat the candy again?"
"Maybe...Oh look! We've landed!"
Sam and I raced out before they could stop us. Then ran back inside. "Doctor!" We squeaked.
"Yes?"
"You killed the Daleks, right?"
"No…why?"
"Well, they're um...sorta...TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN!" Sam and I screeched.
Great. First a bunch of evil clone type thingys who tried to kill us, then a possessing repeating alien thing that also tried to kill us, then a random dude with a gun who actually DID kill us, and now the famous Daleks, our old chums, who will, guess what, TRY TO KILL US! I do not want to do this soon after regeneration! I don't think it's ever happened to the Doctor before (well, I guess there was that one Doctor from the 60's who only lasted for one episode, but that doesn't count), but I didn't want it happening to me! Well, or Annie, but mainly me (What, no comments? What do you mean you're used to it?).
Anyway, when the Doctor came outside to see what had become of our beautiful(ish) home, we suddenly heard something that stopped us in our tracks. A very familiar something.
"Exterminate. Exterminate the Doctor." "Timelords. Timelords!" And even something new(ish). "Silence will fall."
"NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" I screamed as I covered my ears.
"Annie?" Asked Sam.
"Yeeees?"
"Have you been reading 15 ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart again?"
"Yup! Now, what the heck with the Silence will fall? They fell, like, 3 episodes ago! They were all 'You should kill us all on sight!' and we were all 'okay!' and random man with gun shot one! Then it showed a bunch of people killing Silence! Then-"
"Yes, we get it, the Silence fell! We were there!" Exclaimed River.
"Well, sorry for explaining to my imaginary friend! By the way, she thinks you have issues!" I explained to River. "And, shouldn't we focus on defeating the Daleks rather then discussing why I explain every detail of the show to you? Seriously, let's go!"
We jogged out of the TARDIS.
"Now we...um...um...Run!" I suggested as A Dalek started rolling towards us shouting, "Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!" In it's weird Daleky voice. "You must be EXTERMINATED!"
So Rory, Amy, River, Sam, the Doctor, my imaginary friend, and I started running. Fast.
Running fast is always fun. NOT! I do not like running! That's the main reason I was so happy to go with the Doctor and escape gym class! But now, here I was, in 2012, RUNNING AGAIN! I hate my life (yes, yes, I'm kidding; no need for an "inspirational speech").
Luckily for us, the Daleks aren't very fast runners. Unluckily for us, the Daleks have evil long-distance guns. It's a win-win situation, then (sigh, I'm being sarcastic, Annie).
We ran and ran from the aliens, but, strangely, they never shot at us. Eventually, the sounds of "Exterminate. Exterminate!" actually died down. Only Annie and I seemed to notice.
As Amy, Rory, River, and the Doctor (okay, okay, and your imaginary friend) kept running, Annie and I risked a glance behind us to find that...the Daleks weren't following us. I stepped forward a little and saw...Dalek parts? But who had killed them? WE sure hadn't done anything...right?
"No, you didn't. That's my job," a voice said.
Annie and I spun around and the others finally stopped running at the sound of the voice. The Doctor quickly whipped out his sonic screwdriver, but smiled when he saw the owner of the voice.
"Jack?"
Jack studied the Doctor; then the rest of us.
"Do I know you?" he finally asked.
The Doctor frowned; then grinned in realization. "Oh, right. You haven't seen me in my eleventh form yet! Jack, it's me! The Doctor!"
Jack beamed. "Doctor! Great to see you again! But what happened to you? You look terrible!"
Sam and I burst out laughing, along with Amy, Rory, and River. The Doctor's face turned red.
"Hmmph," the Doctor muttered, straightening his bowtie.
"Well, anyway," Jack continued, stroking his giant bazooka (like Rose's in Journey's End) awkwardly. "Seems you have some new friends. Care to introduce us?"
Still obviously annoyed, but glad for the change of subject, the Doctor agreed and said, "Since you two girls already seem to know him, Amy, Rory, and River, this is Captain Jack Harkness, an old companion of mine who now works for Torchwood. Jack, meet Amy, Rory, River, Annie, and Sam."
"Hi!" We said.
"Can I borrow your gun?" I asked.
"Why?"
"Because there's three Daleks coming right about...Now!"
Before he could respond I grabbed the gun and blasted the robot alien things to bits. "Thanks!" I handed him the gun.
"Now, we should probably start running," Suggested Sam. "Because there are ten coming, and I don't want to die again!"
"Again?" Asked Jack.
"Long story. Now run!"
We all took off running as the shouts of exterminate started again.
"You wouldn't happen to have your invisible spaceship with you, would you?" I asked him as we ran.
"How do you know about my spaceship?"
"We know everything!...Actually, we just watch TV. Yes, Jack, you're on TV. Actually, in one of my favorite episodes of my favorite show!"
"What?"
"Does, 'Mummy? I'm going to find you!' Ring a bell?"
"Oh...That was on TV?"
"Yup."
"And for the record," Cut in Sam. "The Doctor can't dance. At least, this one can't." "Oi!" Shouted The Doctor.
I guess he was listening. "Well it's true. We watched the episode with Amy's wedding! I'm not sure who's worse, you or my sister!"
The shouts of exterminate got louder. The Daleks were coming from the front now too...
As we ran from Daleks that didn't seem to be attacking, Annie and I talked to Jack about random stuff.
"Do you like popcorn?" I asked him. He grinned at the ridiculousocity (it's a word) of the question.
"Who doesn't?" he replied.
"What was your favorite adventure with the Doctor?" Annie asked.
Jack thought about that for a minute or two. "Probably when we attempted to reach Utopia," he finally answered.
I didn't like that answer. "That's just because Martha made out with you," I grumbled.
Jack ignored me.
"What was your favorite adventure with Torchwood?" Annie continued. Before Captain Jack could answer, we ran into the Doctor, who had stopped abruptly.
"What's going on?" I asked. No one answered me.
I looked around. Everything had frozen. Everything and everyone. The Doctor, Amy, River, Rory, Jack, and even the Daleks.
Everyone but Annie and me.
"Um...Sam? What the Heck is going on?" I asked Sam.
"I'm not quite sure..." She replied, pulling out a sharpie.
"But I wonder what The Doctor looks like with a mustache!" She advanced towards him.
"Oh! Can I do jack next? Pleeeease?" I begged as Sam attempted to draw on the Doctor's face.
Note the tried.
Us, and anything we were touching went right through the others.
"Awww, we can't do it!" Sam and I cried simultaneously.
Then the strangest thing happened. The voices came back, but with massive headaches. Kinda like Max's Voice on Maximum Ride. Anyway, this time the voices were saying something different.
"Timelords. We need the Timelords. Get the Timelords."
And it sounded like-
"Creepy eye patch lady!" Screamed Sam. (ouch! Sam!) Fine, that was actually me. What, I didn't (and still don't) know her name! Anyway, we heard the voices screamed our heads off, then were knocked unconscious.
If it's possible to think while you're unconscious, I was probably thinking about how many times we've gotten knocked unconscious. I mean, seriously, it's getting old. Whoever our official enemies are now should seriously man up and learn to fight us while we're awake!
Anyway, Annie and I were asleep for awhile, nothing interesting there, and then- (ow! what was that for?...oh, right. okay, fine, but you didn't have to hit me) Annie just reminded me that there was something interesting that happened while we were asleep, so I suppose I'll have to tell it now.
I had a dream (ow!) Okay fine, WE had a dream (happy now?).
We dreamt that we were back home in South Carolina, just like before the Doctor had come, but we were different. We were older, scarred, practically dead. And in the background of this terrible nightmare, we heard the very VERY familiar by now voices, but saying very unfamiliar things.
"Carry on with the Doctor and THIS will be your future. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
After that seriously creepy dream, we woke up (again) in a... Dungeon? Is that the right word? Yeah, we woke up in a dungeon. Of course. (At least it wasn't Demons Run-(Ow! Okay, I'll get back on track).)
We woke up. In a dungeon. That was pitch black.
"Sam, you there?" I whispered into the darkness.
"Yeah, I'm here." She whispered back. "Do you have a flashlight?"
"No...I still have my iPod!" I pulled out the device and turned it on. The dungeon seemed pretty big. And dark. And wet. It might've helped that the iPod only illuminated 3 feet. "So...WWTDD?" Asked Sam.
"Come again?" I questioned.
"WWTDD? What would The Doctor do?" She explained.
"Oh! Probably something involving bananas, fish fingers and custard, and a Sonic Screwdriver. None of which we have. We're doomed."
(I'm such an optimist aren't I?)
"Well...The Doctor has probably noticed we're missing, and is already searching for us! We just have to wait!"
Talk about role switching. Usually I'm the hopeful one and she's the downer. (Ouch! You know it's true! Ow! Okay I'll get back to the story!)
"The Doctor will never find you!" came a mysterious voice.
It was...whatsherface. With the eye-patch.
"He will find us! Just like he found Amy, Mrs... What's your name again?" I shouted back.
"My name is unimportant!" Eye-patch lady said. "But if he does come it will be his doom!"
"You mean like Demons Run was supposed to be?" Sam interrupted. "You see how well that worked out? I suggest you let us go now, or else!"
Wow, she sounded like the doctor!
Oh, yeah, I sounded like the Doctor! I'm awesome that way! So...eye-patch lady apparently didn't like my Doctor impression because she didn't say anything. She just sorta growled.
"The Eye-Patch Lady's a dog," Annie whispered to me.
I turned to her. "Annie?" I said.
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Oh, perfect," Eye-Patch Lady said freakily. "You're fighting. That is what will lead you to your doom!"
That got me confused. "What? We're not fighting. I tell her to shut up all the time," I explained.
"Yeah...HEY!" Annie hit me playfully and I grinned at her.
Eye-Patch Lady obviously didn't understand the concept of fake fighting, or sarcasm for that matter. We could use that against her! Oh, man, now I really sound like the Doctor.
You really do sound like the Doctor... Anyway, through our awesome BFF telepathy link (actually, we just typed our conversation on my iPod), we devised a brilliant plan to make eye-patch lady think we're enemies.
"So...Whatcha wanna do?" I asked.
"We could...Watch Doctor Who!" Suggested Sam. "You have the episodes on ITunes right?"
"Yeah! What episode?"
"The Doctors Wife!" Sam said.
"No... The parting of the ways!" I said.
"But The Doctors Wife is awesome!"
"The Parting of the Ways has Rose! And Daleks! And the Time vortex!"
We went on fighting over the two episodes for a while, until we pretended to get so mad, we were giving each other the silent treatment. It's all part of the plan...
Every once in a while I would turn to Annie and glare at her. The first couple of times she actually looked kinda scared so I had to use our "BFF telepathy" to remind her that I am an amazing actress and that this was all part of the plan.
Then, she would nod, glare back at me, and we would continue giving each other the silent treatment.
"What is this?" Eye-Patch Lady (you know what, that's too long, I'm just gonna call her Bobita) asked.
"Now are you fighting?"
"I'm not talking to her," I replied.
"And I'm not talking to her," Annie added.
I could practically hear Bobita grinning. "Perfect. Perfect! Now I shall use the two of you to get to the Doctor and he will be destroyed!"
I broke my act for just one second to comment, "Yeah and telling us your evil plan totally won't end up in us telling the Doctor, so yeah, just keep talking." Remember what I said about Bobita not understanding sarcasm? That applies here.
"Exactly," she said maniacally. "That is why I'm telling you!"
I rolled my eyes.
"Idiot," Annie and I both muttered.
Bobita? Seriously? (Ow! Fine I'll shut up) Anyway, Bobita (giggles) seriously needs to get a life. She wouldn't see sarcasm if it slapped her on the face!
Anyway, the silence was broken (Silence, broken, hehe...Ow! I'm getting back to the story) by a ring from my iPod.
I picked it up and there was a text on the screen. But there's one small problem...I don't have a text App!
Anyway, the text read: Where are you? Followed by five angry faces.
The only thing that could make an iPod without a texting app text is a sonic screwdriver. And the Doctor is the only person who has one.
So I texted back: We were captured by crazy eyepatch lady. Long story. Also, you must be rubbing off on Sam, because she so sounded like you for a minute. Also, since when did you use emoticons?
He texted back: I use emoticons now. Emoticons are cool. How did Sam sound like me? How did you guys get captured AGAIN? You were with us until you disappeared!
So I texted him: They froze time or something. You're lucky we couldn't touch you guys though; Sam was gonna give you a Sharpie mustache. I was gonna give Jack one.
He texted back: Jack says, YOU WERE WHAT! I say, SHE WAS WHAT? Also, where are you? Describe your surroundings!
So I said: We're in a dungeon. Dark, Dank, Dirty, Damp. I used a lot of D words. I'm gonna give the iPod to Sam now; she wants to talk to you.
So I slid the iPod to Sam.
When Annie gave me the iPod, another text from the Doctor came up:Sam, what has she done to you?
I replied:Who? Bobita? Oh, nothing. We've been tricking her by fake fighting each other and using sarcasm. It's actually very entertaining.
I sent the message and after a few seconds, the Doctor sent:...Bobita?
I giggled and showed it to Annie. She grinned.
It's the name I gave Eye-Patch Lady,I texted to the Doctor.
K then,he sent back.
So, what's up with you guys?I asked him.
Oh, nothing much. Amy and Rory are freaking out as only they can. Jack is screaming at me for letting you get away (what does he know?). And, uh, River is holding a picture of you and glaring. Did I forget anyone?
Uh, how about you?I replied.
The Doctor didn't answer.
Hello?I typed.
Nothing. I gave Annie her iPod back.
"He hung up on me," I muttered.
Annie smiled.
"So...Are you getting hungry?" I asked Sam through BFF telepathy.
"Yes!" She replied. "We haven't eaten since...Before we stepped into the TARDIS." "So...should we make up and start whining?" I asked.
"Totally."
Then we started talking out loud. "I'm sorry." I started. "That was a stupid thing to fight about."
"No, I'm sorry! We should've just compromised!"
So we hugged each other, and started talking about random stuff. Mostly involving Maximum Ride, Angry Birds, and Doctor Who.
In the background we could heard Bobita shouting, "What! You can't make up! It will ruin my amazing plan to defeat the Doctor!"
"And us making up and ruining your plans has nothing to do with us being the Doctor's biggest fans, right?" I said in my most sarcastic voice.
"Right!" She answered.
Wow, she really needs to study the speech patterns of preteen American girls.
Then out of the blue Sam shouted, "I'm hungry!"
"Me too!"
"Hey, Bobita! Have anything to eat?" Asked Sam.
"Maybe..."Replied Bobita.
"Do you think this place. Do you think this place. Do you think this place. Has any...lemonade?" I asked Sam.
So then she shouted, "Hey!"
"Bum bum bum!"
"Got any, grapes?"
(YouTube the Duck Song, and it'll all make sense).
"Why are you singing everything?" Asked Bobita.
"It's an inside joke. But seriously, we haven't eaten in three days. We're literally starving. WE NEED FOOD!" Screamed Sam.
"AND WATER!" I added.
Bobita didn't respond.
"Bobita?" I called after a moment or two of silence. "Where'd you go? We're still hungry, you know!"
No answer.
"She left us," Annie muttered.
I nodded. Too starving to do anything else, I lay back against the wall and closed my eyes. After a few minutes of sleep, I heard a huge crash coming from above me.
I sighed and asked Annie (with my eyes still closed), "It's the Doctor isn't it?"
"Yep," she replied.
Slowly, I opened my eyes to see the Doctor, Amy, Rory, River, and Jack fall through the ceiling to land at our feet.
"Annie, Sam! Are you alright?" the Doctor exclaimed, rushing to us. "Starving," we groaned, too hungry to say anything else.
"Well, come on, let's get you into the TARDIS," the Doctor said.
He lifted up Annie and gestured for Jack to take me and we somehow hopped through the ceiling and left the dungeon.
I was amazed at the rescue mission, but I was so hungry and so tired, before I could even think, "Oh my gosh, Jack Harkness is holding me!", I blacked out.
"Oh my gosh! I'm being carried by the Doctor!" was the only thought running through my mind.
Okay, I was thinking about other things too, mostly food, but that was the main idea. If you had told me a week ago that I was gonna meet the Doctor, take a TARDIS trip, turn into a Time Lady, and meet Daleks, and the creepy eye-patch lady, I'd have thought you were insane. Now though...Anyway, even though I was starving, I didn't black out. At least not quite so soon. Because I'm a popcorn hog. (Sam, I've known that for a while. I didn't just realize that.)
I blacked out five minutes later. Anyway, when I awoke, I was in my bunkbed in the TARDIS. Sam was in hers. Still asleep. So I changed into yet another set of clean clothes, that dungeon was disgusting, and walked out to the control room. No one. But there was a note saying that they were out of food and would be back in a bit. Seriously! I'm still starving! Anyway, since we were alone, I decided to wake Sam up so we could rewatch A Good Man Goes To War, on the giant TV in some random room we'd found. First I checked the kitchen, and found out 'out of food' means all they have is cookies, popcorn, and other junk food. Sweetness! Then I went back to our room, and walked over to Sam's bed.
"SAM! JACK IS HERE!" I shouted.
She sat up and screamed, "WHERE!"
I started laughing. She glared at me.
When I finally stopped laughing, she asked me, "Why did you do that?"
"Because, they're out of food, so theywent grocery shopping, so we're alone, and can watch A Good Man Goes to War on the big TV in that room we found. With popcorn, because 'out of food' means all they have is junk food. So come on!"
We finished getting ready, set up the episode, and began watching.
We watched Doctor Who and ate popcorn until the adults came home. When the Doctor entered the TARDIS and found us in the TV room, he was not happy. "What in the name of the Shadow Proclamation are you doing?" he demanded.
"Watching Doctor Who," Annie and I replied simultaneously.
The Doctor was excited to see his TV show (although when he saw Matt Smith, he commented, "That looks absolutely nothing like me,") but he was furious that we had stolen his popcorn.
Furious? That's an understatement. He grounded us! Okay, only for the rest of the day, but still! It's just popcorn! Anyway, as Sam and I lay in our bunkbeds, bored out of our minds, I realized something.
"Sam,"
"Yeah?"
"We haven't done the battle of Demons Run."
"What?"
"We were here for the Gangers!"
"Yes, but-"
"And Demons Run came right after that! And they haven't even found out Amy is a ganger!"
"Annie! Calm down! Why don't we just show the Doctor the episode?"
"He'll think we're paranoid!"
"Not if he walks in on us watching." Sam said with a mischievous grin.
That girl scares me sometimes. "Yes, but he said no TV!" I protested. "I don't-"
"Don't be such a goodie-two-shoes! Besides, he only said, 'No more TV'. Never said anything about iPods hooked up to computers!" She said, gesturing to our computers. Grumbling about us getting in trouble, I plugged my iPod into the computer and found the episode. Making sure we 'accidentally' had the volume up too loud, Sam hit play. We fast forwarded to the end of the episode. As expected, someone came in. Unfortunately, it wasn't the Doctor.
"What're you doing?" Asked Jack, walking into our room.
"Nothing!" Sam and I cried simultaneously, blocking the computer screen.
"Girls." Jack warned.
"Fine, we'll let you see!" I told him. I didn't want to get in more trouble.
Shoving an angry Sam out of the way, I let Jack see the part we were watching. Which was the part where they dissolved Amy.
"Doctor! You might wanna see this!" Jack called.
Sam and I exchanged glances. This was working pretty well!
The Doctor rushed in at Jack's call, and his face turned red in anger when he saw what we'd been doing, but I played the clip of the episode, and his anger turned to fear. My evil plan was working. (What? No comments? Oh, you agree it's evil? Hmm. That's new.)
The Doctor called in Amy and started scanning her furiously with his sonic screwdriver. When she looked at us helplessly, obviously confused, we showed her the episode and she closed her eyes in fear. When the Doctor finished scanning, he watched the clip again, then scanned a second time.
He studied his screwdriver and hit it on his hand a couple times; then scanned Amy yet again. But apparently he came up with nothing because he looked at us confusedly.
"What?" I asked.
The Doctor merely shrugged. "Nothing," he told us. "There's nothing wrong with her. Nothing at all."
Annie and I exchanged glances. This was bad.
"Check her pregnancy stat-thingies again," Annie suggested.
The Doctor dragged Amy off to do that and Annie and I looked at each other worriedly again. Our looks clearly said one thing: If this didn't go the way BBC had made it; then...River would never be born.
I started pacing.
"This is bad. This is really bad! No, this is worse then bad, this is terrible! If River isn't born, then...The Pandorica opens would never happen, 'cause no one would've showed the Doctor the painting! Then he would've never found the fez, then season 6 would never have happened, because the Doctor would be in the Pandorica, and-"
"ANNIE!" Sam cut me off.
"Yes?"
"Shut up, and think. Maybe River/Melody isn't supposed to be kidnapped by Bobita!" "But The Doctor obviously sorta knows Bobita because he didn't ask who the eye-patch lady was when we were texting in the dungeon!" I said.
"True...OH! Maybe Bobita tries, and fails, to kidnap Melody!" Sam declared. "Maybe...guess we'll just have to wait until the-"
"Test results?" Interrupted the Doctor, waltzing into our room (No, not literally 'waltzing'!).
"What did they say?" Sam and I asked simultaneously.
"They say Amy is normal. No pregnancies on the TARDIS." Said the Doctor. "TV can't get all the facts straight. Now," He turned stern. "Why were you watching TV after I specifically told you not to?"
"You said 'No TV.' Never said anything about IPods hooked up to computers!" Claimed Sam.
"It was all Sam's idea!" I said.
"Thanks a lot 'Best Friend.'" Sam glared at me.
"Well, it's true!" I said.
"But, you still went along with it. So, you're both not allowed out of your rooms until lunch tomorrow. And I'm taking your IPods and computers." Decided the Doctor.
"Fine." Sam and I grumbled.
We plopped ourselves on our beds as the Doctor took our stuff. He finally left and we sighed. Our situation was no better than earlier.
I lay back on my bed, thinking. I needed a plan. I couldn't go without Doctor Who and/or Chameleon Circuit for very long and Annie knew it.
Then, suddenly, I had an idea. I whispered my plan to Annie, who looked at me with clear uncertainty in her eyes.
"I don't know, Sam," she told me. "I really don't want to get in trouble again."
I waved a hand impatiently at her. "We won't get in trouble. This will work perfectly. Trust me."
I could tell that Annie was thinking about the last time I told her to trust me and she did. That had gotten us suspended for two months, but I still think that's a terrible punishment since no one wants to go to school in thefirstplace.
Anyway, since I could still tell Annie was doubting the plan, I asked her, "Remember what Amy said in the Beast Below about the Doctor's policy?"
Annie sighed and we both quoted, "He never interferes with the workings of other peoples or planets...unless there're little girls crying."
I nodded in satisfaction; then set my plan into motion. I winked and grinned at Annie one last time; then kneeled on the ground, took a deep breath, and burst into tears.
"Doctor! Doctor!" Annie screamed, following the instructions I had given her.
The Doctor rushed into the room and instantly saw me (fake) crying on the floor.
"What happened?" he asked Annie.
I noticed a small hint of doubt still on her face, but I was glad Annie was such a great liar, or the plan would've been ruined right then and there.
"I don't know," Annie lied. "She just collapsed and burst into tears."
The Doctor kneeled down next to me and patted my back awkwardly. "Sam? Are you alright?" he asked.
I raised my head, making Annie start in surprise that there were actually tears running down my cheeks. Like I've pointed out many times before, I am an amazing actress.
"I...I miss my mommy," I lied to the Doctor.
Yeah, right. Like I cared about my parents. It would be years before I missed them.
"Well...you can't go home," the Doctor said. "We're having too much fun."
A new set of tears ran down my cheeks. "I miss her so much. I just want to hear her voice one more time."
The Doctor glanced around, looking uncomfortable. "Well...we're still in motion, so we can't easily turn around," this caused me to fake cry even harder. "But, maybe you could send her an e-mail. Would that work?" the Doctor suggested. I sniffed and looked up just to glared at him. "You took away my computer, remember?" I reminded him, my voice shaking with tears.
The Doctor looked even more uncomfortable, and I burst into tears again, but quickly he amended, "Alright! Alright. I'll give you your computer back. Just for one message though. Is that clear?"
I nodded. My plan was working perfectly. I am officially an evil genius (and Annie agrees with me). MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Who said I agree? Oh. Yeah. I did. I guess it's true...(Ow! Okay, I know it's true! Sheesh. Okay, getting back to the story) The Doctor gave us back Sam's computer and plugged it in.
As Sam was pulling up her e-mail Amy called for the Doctor, something about 'Not being able to find the loo' or something.
The Doctor left, and as soon as the door shut Sam pulled up I-tunes and turned on Chameleon Circuit. Then she switched back to e-mail, and typed up a quick e-mail saying where we were and what we were doing. Then I e-mailed my mom. After we did that we shouted that we were done, but no one answered.
Assuming that they were on the other side of the TARDIS or something, we continued listening to Chameleon Circuit. And singing along. And Dancing. And digging through our closets, and playing super models. You know, typical teenage Time Lady stuff.
After a while of this, we realized that there were no other noises. (A/N: Yes, that deserved its own paragraph)
Not even the hum of the TARDIS. (A/N: As did that)
"It's quiet...Too quiet..."Sam muttered. "Why is it too quiet Annie?"
"How am I supposed to know?" I asked.
"Open the door and see!" Sam commanded.
"No, you!" I retorted.
"No you!" She yelled back.
I sighed. "This will obviously get us nowhere, so on the count of three, let's go to the door and see what's up." I said. "1...2...3!"
We ran to the door and flung it open. Outside there was...Nothing. Just space. Outer Space. We slammed the door and slumped in front of it.
"Well," Started Sam, turning to me. "This can't be good."
Wolfy: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
CPG: OW! You just had to scream that in my ear?
Wolfy: *Grins cheekily*
CPG: I hate you sometimes.
Wolfy: *Grins again* Oh, by the way oh-so-loyal readers, this is still DancingQueen411, I've just changed my penname, so, yeah, I'm now Wolfy.
CPG: She actually changed it a while ago, but we're reeeeeeeally lazy updaters.
Wolfy: Yeah... :) So-
CPG: REVIEW WONDERFUL READERS WE KNOW HAVE NOT ABANDONED US!
Wolfy: We won't even threaten you...this time.