Kitty: hey guys! This is a very special update!
Tamaki: why?
Kitty: because I'm updating on my new laptop! That's right folks-a new laptop! ^.^
Kyoya: I've had my own laptop for four years.
Kitty: ...whatever. This request is from KawaiiGirl246.
Oh my gosh this is so awesome!
Hm. Lemme think of a couple of dares...
OH!
Haruhi-Has to be handcuffed to Hikaru AND Kyoya
Kyoya-Dance to Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows while wearing a pink sparkly t-shirt (OH AND WHILE RUNNING THROUGH THE HALL)
Tamaki-Meets a character from another anime of Kitty's choosing and does an outrageous vine (idea also for Kitty's choosing) Oh and Tamaki, [leans into Tamaki's ear] DO IT FOR THE VIIIIINNNEEEEEE!
Hunny-Paint Usa-chan black (I'm sorry Hunny)
Mori-Do the same thing as Kyoya
Hikaru and Kaoru-Switch personalities
Kitty-Travel to an alternate universe where all the hosts are girls and they're trying to make you join the Host(ess) Club
Eastin-Dress up and act like Kitty while she's gone
Penguin-Act like an actual penguin for the whole chapter
This is gonna be interesting... [cue evil laugh]
Wait what?
Never mind.
(Also, could I be included for part of the chapter? Thanks. :D )
Kitty: I'm glad you like this fic! It makes me so happy to know you guys out there enjoy this fic so much! [ blows kisses ]
Hikaru: wrap it up, Sugar Queen.
Kitty: [ rolls eyes ] if anything, I'm made of pure drugs. ANYWAYS. Haruhi has made a surprise comeback for this chapter!
Haruhi: [ poofs out of nowhere ] hiya.
Kitty: welcome back! You're getting handcuffed to Hikaru and Kyoya.
Haruhi: what?...
Kitty: [ snaps fingers ]
[ Hikaru and Kyoya are handcuffed to Haruhi ]
Haruhi: ...mmkay. [ shrugs ]
Kitty: ...that's it?
Haruhi: I've been closer to them.
Kitty: kay.
Kyoya: what do I have to do again?
Kitty: oh yeah. [ smirks, snaps fingers ]
[ Kyoya is now wearing a pink sparkly t-shirt and a tutu ]
Kitty: [ shoves the three out the door ] run through the halls, Sir Fairy!
Kyoya: so you guys have to be dragged along with all of this?
Hikaru and Haruhi: apparently.
Kyoya: [ sighs ] alright, let's do this. [ takes deep breath, starts running through halls and dancing ]
in the music room...
Tamaki: [ staring at Death the Kid from Soul Eater ]
DtK: [ staring back ]
Kitty: Kid, it's great to see you again!
DtK: why am I here, Kitty?
Kitty: you're gonna film a vine with Ouran-famous Tamaki!
Tamaki and DtK: what's a vine?
Kitty: ugh, never mind. [ hands them an iPhone ] you're filming a vine in which Tamaki kisses Kid and Kid freaks out and backhands him. I'll call it 'Kid Freaks Out at the King'!
Tamaki: that's stupid.
Kitty: it's really late, give me a break!
[ 43 takes, two black eyes, and nine bruises later ]
DtK: you idiot, do it right!
Tamaki: me?! It's you who isn't doing it right!
Kitty: [ secretly films their intense argument that becomes a heated makeout session ] annnnnd that's a wrap!
Tamaki and DtK: [ not listening, too busy going at it ]
Kitty: okay then. [ tosses Hunny a container of black paint ]
Hunny: do I have to, Kitty-chan?
Kitty: yup. Sorry senpai.
Hunny: [ reluctantly opens paint and dips Usa-chan inside ] WAAAAAAH! TAKASHIIIIIII! THIS ISN'T FAIR!
Mori: Mitsukuni. Do it.
Hunny: [ drops the bunny inside, sobbing ]
Kitty: [ snaps, Mori wears the same thing as Kyoya ]
Mori: ...?
Kitty: [ shoves him out the door ] g'bye! Have fun!
Mori: [ runs around the hall dancing ]
Kitty: [ snaps, Hikaru and Kaoru switch personalities ]
Hikaru: I feel the sudden urge to correct Kaoru on what we did last night.
Kitty: oh...kay...then...?
Kaoru: [ puts in earbuds and blares Black Veil Brides ]
Kitty: [ drags him into the back room to put him in costume ]
Kitty and Kaoru: [ come out five minutes later, Kaoru wears tight jeans, has black hair, and has a black vest with dark eyeliner on ]
Kitty: ta da!
Hikaru: [ mouth watering ]
Kitty: [ snaps, is in an AU ]
[ hundreds of girls are trying out for a part in the hostess club ]
Some random chick: Kitty! KITTYYYYYYYY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE A HOSTESS!
Kitty: [ shrieks in terror ]
Eastin: [ smirks ] this should be fun. [ puts on wig and girl clothes ] you there! Do this! You over there, do that! My writing is so freaking awesome! Ha ha ha! [ laughs like a lil bitch ]
Penguin: [ shrugs ] I'm already wearing a penguin suit for the next few chapters. [ waddles around ]
Eastin: [ continues to mock Kitty in a faux girl voice ]
Penguin: [ slides around ]
Kyoya: [ comes back into the music room wearing the t-shirt and tutu ] that's all for today. Kitty sure wouldn't mind if you requested, but please make sure you do it via PM. Also, she just published a new TamaKyo story on archive of our own (with the same username) called When the Day Met the Night. Be sure to check it out if you're a fan of TamaKyo!