"Sooo, do you have any idea what it is we're supposed to be doing?"
Sasuke twitched. Did this guy take him for an idiot?
"Of course I do!"
"Ah good." Naruto smiled "Cause I sure as hell don't."
…say what?
"What do you know?"
"Oh I know all sorts of things! Wither or not they're relevant is irrelevant!"
Sasuke turned away and covered his mouth. He didn't want people to see the smile that was threatening to creep out.
"Dope."
"Teme."
…Teme?
"Oh right sorry. I'm taking Japanese. Sadly though the only words I seem to actually pick up are all the bad ones!" he stuck his tong out while smiling goofily as he rubbed the back of his neck. Sasuke raised a brow.
"What's Kitsune?"
Now Naruto was raising a brow.
"What now? You doubting my skills with a test?"
"Just answer the dumb question."
"It means fox."
…huh. So his online partner was named fox. Weird.
"You gonna quiz me with another word?"
"Baka."
"That means stupid."
Sasuke twitched. So that's what he meant… Naruto smirked.
"I take it a cold hearted bastard such as your self hears that a lot from the foreign exchange students?"
"Something like that."
Naruto snickered. Go figure.
Annoyed Sasuke snapped his fingers near Naruto's face.
"Focus moron. We have an assignment to do."
Naruto laced his fingers behind his neck and leaned back in his chair.
"And I still have no clue what it is we're doing."
Sasuke looked at him dully.
"Maybe you should pay attention in class."
"Hey! I would! …If it wasn't so god damn boring."
"Huh."
Naruto twitched.
"Look Mr. Sterotypical popular boy, just cause I'm a geek doesn't mean I'm a nerd."
Wow, someone OTHER than him knew what the difference between the two words.
"We're supposed to write a paper on anything so long as it has four sources, three non-online, and is at least six pages long."
Naruto groaned.
"Geez, what are they trying to do to us. We're only high schoolers for pete sake, not college grads!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. It wasn't that hard.
"Know a lot about a subject to write six pages worth?"
"Why yes, yes I do." He then raised both arms in front of him a bit to the right and slowly moved them to the left "Why school is a complete waste of time."
"You could write six pages on that?"
"Bet your ass I could!"
Sasuke sighed.
"I don't think Kakashi's gonna let that slide."
"Speaking of Kakashi-" Naruto turned to face the teacher "Don't you find it weird that he actually assigned people with partners this time?"
Sasuke glanced away. Like hell he was gonna tell him that he actually bribed his teacher to get assigned with him. He would die right then and there from embarrassment.
"Yeah, weird…"
Naruto leaned back in his seat and slouched looking over towards Sasuke.
"Welp I'm fresh out of ideas. What about you Mr. Popular? Wanna write a paper on the magic of wooing women?" Sasuke shivered.
"Hell no."
Naruto smirked.
"Aaaw, is little Sasuke-Kun afraid of the big bad women?"
"How would you feel with Karin guarding you 24 hour 7?"
Naruto stretched his neck and spotted the girl throwing a book at some other poor kid (Suigetsu).
"I stand corrected."
Naruto then took out his Gameboy from his bag. Sasuke raised a brow.
"How about that?"
Naruto glanced up at him.
"About what?"
"That block of a Gameboy you have there."
"This old thing?"
"Well, not six pages on that one type of Gameboy, but the evolution a hand held games through out time."
Naruto then looked down at his Gameboy, that actually didn't sound too bad…
"Do you think people actually write books about these sort of things?"
"Wouldn't hurt to look."
"What?"
"Not that I'm apposed to the idea but…I'm surprised you wanna write such a thing. Wouldn't you rather write about lame things like sports or something?"
Sasuke looked at him dully.
"Do I look like the kind of person who would partake in such a thing?"
…not really.
"Oh I don't know what you weirdo's like!"
"Look who's taking." He noted as looked at the Gameboy.
"Hey!" he then clinched his toy to his chest and petted it. "Ignore the mean old popular kid. He's too normal to understand."
Sasuke twitched.
"What?"
"You heard me." The blond smirked. "I bet you never even played a Gameboy before."
"Ch, I have." Naruto's eyes widened. "Back when I was like, a kid." Now Naruto glared at him.
"Well no shit Sherlock. EVERY kid during that time era had a Gameboy. The pokemon games were the hugest thing ever."
"Still are I believe."
"Ha!" Naruto laughed. "You mean those modern ones with the new pokemon? Hell no! Not with the whole contests and puff making machines." Naruto stuck his tong out. "That shit is just lame."
Well, Sasuke wouldn't know since he didn't actually play the newer ones.
"Anything OTHER than pokemon?"
"No. It was the only one worth playing."
"You never played Mario?"
"No."
"Sonic?"
"Isn't that a play station game?"
"Donkey Kon?"
"Isn't that just an arcade game?"
"…I'm surprise you even know what an arcade is."
Sasuke smirked.
"Well then, you're going to be in for an even bigger surprise."
Naruto leaned a ways from his seat. He didn't like the sounds of that.
"You make it sound like we're gonna be getting to know each other for a long time."
"Oh but we are. This assignment is a part of our mid term, which is weeks away."
Naruto's eyes widened.
"You mean I'm stuck with you for three weeks!?" Naruto yelled as he stood up and pointed at him. "You're fan girls are gonna kill me!"
"Yep." Sasuke smirked devilishly. Naruto shivered, which only encouraged Sasuke even more. He diffidently enjoyed missing with this idiot.