"Well well, looks like someone had a good day." Itachi commented the minute Sasuke walked in. Sasuke raised a brow.
"What makes you say that? I'm not smiling."
"Yes but your not frowning or sulking like you normally do either." Itachi then sat down on the couch and took another sip of his coffee. "So, what's up?"
"I may or may not found another person worth my time."
Now Itachi was interested.
"A friend?"
"Hm, more like a source of entertainment."
Itachi looked at him dully then sighed.
"Really Sasuke? Really?"
"What? He amuses me."
"Why can't you be a normal person and try to make an actual friend?"
"But who needs that-" he then headed for the stairs "when I have Kitsune?"
Itachi twitched. Which mind you, Itachi hardly ever did.
"Sasuke you're not seriously saying that your best friend is someone online?"
"Uh, yeah?" and with that bolted up to his room.
Itachi glared at his coffee cup. That wasn't good. Not good at all. Not to mention unhealthy.
"Hey Kitsune!" Sasuke yelled into his speakers. "You damn fox!"
"Oooh looks like SOMEONE learned a bit of Japanese."
"Bet your ass I did! You've been calling me stupid!"
"Have I? I thought I was calling you a baka."
"It's the same thing!"
The boy chuckled then sighed.
"I really needed this."
Sasuke raised a brow.
"Oh yeah?" he commented as he went through the list of missions they hadn't completed yet. "How come?"
"I don't know Red. If I tried to tell you I would probably never stop and we'd NEVER get around to actual gamming."
"Guess that's true. Let's keep personal affairs outside the game, yeah?"
"Fine by me. But…I'm still a bit edgy from today. Can we do something that involves smashing things?"
Sasuke smirked.
"Why of course." He then found a suitable mission. Troll bashing. They weren't hard to beat but fun as hell to smash.
"Eeeew!" he could then hear the boy on the other line cry in playful squirmish.
"Oh come now if it REALLY bugged you you would of stopped."
"But do they REALLY need to show how the brain comes out when you hit in a certain angle? It's not a zombie game."
Sasuke shrugged and continued on word.
"Yo."
Both boys stopped what they were doing.
"Red, da fuck is RavenBlood doing here?"
"Like hell if I know." Sasuke became pissed "But I know for a fact it can't be for a good cause."
"Yeah, hi Kitsune, sorry to ruin your little 'bonding' time, but Red here needs to stop gamming for a while."
"…come again?"
"Why? He grounded or something?"
"Something like that."
"YOU SON OF A-"
But before he could finish that sentence and the attack, Itachi had already pulled out his sword and cut Sasuke into two. Sasuke banged on his Keyboard and ran into Itachi's room.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"
"It was one thing when you where addicted but a whole other thing when it became your 'excuse' not to make friends." He then pointed at Sasuke. "One friend. That's all I ask. If you can successfully make one and bring them over I will agree to let you go back to gamming."
They then heard the computer make some noises. Itachi turned around and realized what had just happened.
"Why that little-!"
Kitsune had killed Itachi's character. He then put his headphone speaker on.
"Kitsune I swear to god I will hunt you down and kill you!"
"Ah huh, that's nice. In the mean time…I HAVE THE SWORD OF ASGAURD!"
Itachi's jaw hanged open.
"SON OF A BITCH STOLE MY SWORD!"
Sasuke smirked. At least there was SOME justice.