Career Adjustment

Synopsis: Due to an "accident" at Shinra tower, everyone is now fired until further notice.

"I don't want people to think my executives are lazy, so I have managed to get jobs for you all. Reach into the box and pull out a new profession," he said, lips curled into a grin that could rival the Cheshire cat.

Warnings: Mature humor, crude humor, language, smut

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I eat dem like cookies!

Cloud's second day as president started out normal enough. He woke up rather early and took a quick shower, still in the fast paced mindset of a cadet. He selected some of the clothes Rufus had bought for him and was pleasantly surprised by how nice and light they felt. A black V-neck cashmere shirt and slim flitting khaki slacks fit him perfectly. He wasn't used to such luxuries, but he enjoyed the change of material.

A limo picked him up and he sat in spacious back alone. When he arrived at the mansion, he opened the car door for himself without thinking, which confused the chauffeur. Cloud apologized and quickly headed for the double doors, anxious to get away from the awkward situation. The door was answered by his very busty butler who greeted him with a salacious grin.

"Oh, Master," the blonde practically purred. "Welcome back."

Cloud nodded shyly in greeting and followed her to the dining room where "maid Genesis" was setting up for breakfast. The auburn haired man gave him a smile that rivaled the maliciousness of Scarlet and he gulped. He knew he was technically the president and their boss, but he still felt really fearful of them both.

"Good morning, Master Cloud," Genesis greeted, placing great emphasis on the 's' in master. Scarlet gave him an annoyed look.

"Stop dawdling you Lolita bitch and bring out Master's fucking breakfast!" She spat viciously.

Genesis grit his teeth at the command and Cloud could see the tension in the man's arms as scowled, threatening to rip the delicate lace trim around his bicep.

"Worry about your own job you man-bitch," he retorted before he stormed off into the kitchen.

Scarlet ignored his insult and pulled out the chair at the head of the table.

"Please, have a seat," she offered as she trailed her narrow, white gloved fingers over the dark wood of the chair. Cloud sat down apprehensively and she chuckled.

"Is something wrong, Master?" Scarlet asked. "You look unwell."

"No, I'm…" Cloud began, but stopped when he felt the woman's large chest press against the back of his head as she pushed his chair up.

"I'm fine," he managed to get out.

Scarlet then draped her arms around Cloud's shoulders and placed her chin onto of his soft, spiky head. He cringed as her gloved fingers started to trail down to his nether region.

"I'm your butler, Master Cloud. I can sense how tense you are and I would do anything…" she paused to breathe against his ear, "to release your tension."

The blond cadet almost preferred having sweets shoved into his mouth than this kind of torture. He didn't know why Scarlet had taken such an interest in him, but he wished that her affection wasn't so hands on.

"The last time I checked, it was Lazard who was employed as the whore. Or am I mistaken, Scarlet?" Genesis said as he entered the room with a silver tray that held Cloud's breakfast and a cup of tea.

Scarlet withdrew her hands and Cloud sighed in relief. Genesis served him his meal which consisted of a healthy serving of spinach quiche and various fruits. The quiche smelled delicious and tasted even better.

"This is really good," he found himself saying out loud, though he hadn't intended to. Genesis smirked proudly and flipped his hair arrogantly.

"I'm glad you are enjoying my cooking, Master. It seems I am a lot more useful that some man-bitch butler that just opens her legs…I mean…doors."

"You piece of…" she began, but Genesis waved her off with a flip of his lacy gloved hand.

"I'll return shortly, Master," he said as he walked back towards the kitchen. "Try to calm your deteriorating ovaries Scarlet. It's not a good look."

She mumbled insults under her breath, but stood behind Cloud without touching him. Her presence made the spiky haired teen a bit uncomfortable, but he didn't think she'd try anything so soon.

As Cloud was taking a sip of his tea, a loud crash came from the direction of the kitchen. Startled, Cloud spilled a bit of hot tea on his fingers and hissed at the stinging pain.

"Are you alright," Scarlet asked concerned.

"Yeah, but what was that noise?" he questioned.

"Genesis probably dropped something. He's been pampered his whole life so he might be having some difficulty," she said as if she were excluded from that statement. Scarlet came from one of the wealthiest families in Midgar.

"Should you go check on him?" Cloud asked. He really didn't think Genesis needed any help; he just wanted Scarlet to divert her attention for a bit.

"I suppose I can check on the incapable fool," she said reluctantly. "I'll be right back, Master."

After she left, Cloud quickly finished his food and left the dining room. He really had to go to the bathroom and did not want to ask Scarlet to take him there. It was way too risky. He had to open a few random doors until he came to a spacious one in which the actual toilet was separated by another door from the rest of the bathroom. He shut the door and quickly relieved himself. As he was about the exit, he heard the main door to the bathroom open, and then slam shut violently.

He immediately froze.

It sounded like someone was fighting. With the door partially open, Cloud was able to cautiously peek through the crack.

He wasn't sure how or why, but there was clearly a struggle between General Sephiroth and Genesis Rhapsodos. Sephiroth was on top of Genesis and had the man's arms pinned down with both of his. Genesis was struggling to get the man off of him, which was mostly due to his restricting maid attire. Cloud didn't know what was going on, or how Sephiroth had got in the house, or why he currently had his teammate pinned down on the floor of his employer's bathroom. He did know that it was best to not make the two aware of his presence.

"Sephiroth!" He heard Genesis scream. "Get the absolute fuck off of me right now!"

The General of course didn't comply and instead offered the man a twisted smirk.

"Genesis calm down. I just wanted to see you," he said as he scanned over the man dressed in the light blue Lolita maid uniform.

Cloud knew the look of lust when he saw it and Sephiroth was without a doubt aroused by the sight of Genesis in the uniform. His green eyes flickered with desire.

"Holy fuck, Sephiroth! Can you go one day without harassing me?" he yelled as he struggled to get up.

"If you would have sent me a picture then I wouldn't be here right now, but I must say I am very impressed. Rufus knows his shit."

Genesis growled as he thrashed around, trying to break free. Sephiroth's interest only grew as the man resisted.

"Let me fuck you like this," he said boldly. Cloud bit his lip in shock and hoped that this was all just some sort of misunderstanding, though he really didn't see how that could be true.

"Are you kidding me? I wouldn't your infected dick near my ass!"

Sephiroth chuckled before he released his redheaded comrade. Genesis stood up abruptly and dusted off his uniform. His thigh high stockings had become torn in the tumble and he shot Sephiroth an accusatory look.

"You're such a dick."

The silver haired man ignored the insult and instead scanned over Genesis with the uniform on.

"Lift your skit up," he ordered, "I want to see what's underneath."

Cloud sighed quietly. Was everyone in the upper division a pervert? The only exception was Tseng of course. Tseng would never say or do something as vulgar as the others, he thought with a smile.

"I'm not showing you my panties!"

"You're wearing panties!?" he shouted excitedly. Genesis swore and blushed, realizing his mistake.

"N-No I'm not wearing…" the redhead trailed off, his flushed face contradicting his words.

Sephiroth laughed. "Come on, I have to see them."

"No way in hell pervert," he retorted.

"I'll let you have my Loveless VIP pass this season," he said as he took the item out as proof of its existence. "They're only giving them out to those with political influence, but I managed to get one of course."

Genesis grit his teeth and swore. He really wanted that pass but he didn't want to give into Sephiroth's demands. The General toyed with the pass between his nimble fingers, amused by how the other's eyes followed his movements. After a few moments of silence, Genesis spoke up.

"I'll…let you see," he said lowly.

Sephiroth smirked as he walked over to his comrade in the delectable uniform.

"I'll just have a little peek, ok."

"Please shut up. You sound like a pedophile about to prey on a victim."

Sephiroth knelt down and grabbed the hem of Genesis's dress. The redhead looked away embarrassed.

"Just hurry up and look."

Cloud shook his head. Perverts…both of them.

Sephiroth lifted the skirt and poked his head underneath.

"Holy hell, Genesis," he said from underneath the man's skirt. "This is fucking hot."

"Ok you saw, now get out of there!" He ordered.

"Let me look for a fucking second or it won't be an equal trade!"

Genesis scowled, but didn't say anything else in regards to the matter. Cloud wished he would have had the courage to warn Genesis because the next minute he saw Sephiroth's hands slowly lifting under the skirt. Genesis reacted instantly to the General's hands.

"Hey, no touching! You said you just wanted to look!" he exclaimed.

"I still don't think that's a fair trade though," Sephiroth said before he suddenly yanked down Genesis's lacy underwear.

Cloud covered his mouth to stifle a gasp as Genesis suddenly arched like he'd been struck by lightning. His back hit the wall and he hissed through his teeth.

"Sephiroth…you fucking…asshole," he said between breaths. Cloud didn't realize what was happening until he heard the noises…the sound of moist, wet sucking along with the obvious head movement underneath the skirt.

He couldn't believe what he was seeing. Was he really… giving Genesis…

A loud drawn out moan from the latter confirmed his suspicions. His face turned beet red as Genesis's moans started to fill the acoustic bathroom. He was really regretting his decision to ditch Scarlet. In fact, he wondered why the hell she hadn't found him yet. Surely she would have thought something was off when he didn't come back.

His thoughts were interrupted by Genesis's pleas to be taken in deeper. Cloud was at least glad he didn't have to see Sephiroth actually doing anything or he might not have been able to handle it.

"I hate you," he heard Genesis say before his eyes rolled back and he started to jerk his hips forward.

Suddenly Sephiroth head stilled underneath the skit and Genesis's knees started to quiver.

"Fucking asshole," the redhead practically moaned. Sephiroth pulled back only to repeat the same action that had Genesis barely able to stand. Cloud's cheeks flushed. Whatever he was doing under there must have been pretty incredible. Genesis was bracing himself against the wall as it was the only thing keeping him standing.

Then Sephiroth was moving faster, and Genesis became a lot louder.

Cloud was starting to sweat nervously as Genesis got to the point where he wasn't even saying words, just mumbling incoherent insults. He then placed his hands on top of Sephiroth's head and started to wildly thrust back and forth. His eyes rolled back and his jaw went slack before he stilled the man's head. Sephiroth groaned and Cloud heard a slimy, wet pop noise and was absolutely horrified. The General reappeared from underneath the skirt with his cheeks pinked and his lips red.

"I think it's a fair trade now," Sephiroth said as he stood up and slipped the VIP pass into Genesis's apron pocket.

"Fuck you," Genesis said as he tried to gather his bearings.

"Maybe next time," Sephiroth replied. "You can be number four on my priority list."

Genesis snickered. "As If! Like I said before, I'm not letting your diseased shaft near my ass."

"But you just let my herpes infected mouth suck you off."

"YOU HAVE FUCKING HERPES!" the redhead screamed.

Just then, the bathroom door opened and Scarlet poked her head in. She looked as confused as Cloud had been about the General's appearance.

"What the fuck?"

"Hey, Scarlet," Sephiroth said casually.

"Hey don't ignore me!" Genesis spat. "You're kidding right Seph? Oh my god please tell me you're just fucking with me?"

"What the hell is going on?" She asked, her eyes scanning the room until they rested upon Genesis's underwear around his ankles.

"Whore," she said through an amused grin.

Genesis ignored her and stomped up to Sephiroth.

"Tell me!" He screamed.

"Shit, Genesis," he said rubbing his aching ear. "I'm fucking clean. In fact, I can't catch a lot of STDs that's why I have a lot of unprotected sex."

"I'm just looking for Master Cloud," Scarlet interrupted, not really caring about their issues. If Cloud wasn't at work soon, Rufus would probably punish her for not doing her job.

"Oh that blond kid? He's in the fucking toilet chamber," Sephiroth said evenly.

Cloud's eyes went wide and he suddenly felt light headed. Scarlet opened the door and beamed when she saw the young blond.

"Hello Master. It's time to go," she said cheerfully. Cloud was too shocked to move.

Genesis fixed an evil glare at Sephiroth. "You knew he was there the whole time!?"

"Yeah," he said nonchalantly and he looked down at his watch.

"I have to go, but I'll see you tonight, Gen."

The redhead practically exploded as Sephiroth walked away.

Cloud exited the bathroom behind Scarlet. He kept his eyes forward, not wanting to make eye contact with Genesis, though he was doubtful the man even saw him leave as blinded by rage he was.

By the time Cloud arrived at the office, he was already mentally exhausted. Seeing your hero go down on a man dressed as a maid was not something he'd be able to forget. He forced himself to keep moving; otherwise he'd probably end up sitting in a corner rocking back and forth in madness. He passed the receptionist who greeted him with a nod.

"The Vice-President is waiting for you," the dark haired man informed. Cloud gulped as he grabbed the handle of the door. He took a deep breath before he opened it and went inside. Rufus was sitting on one of the sofas and talking with someone on the phone. He looked slightly annoyed but his expression lightened when he saw Cloud. The younger blond took his seat behind the massive desk and a sat with his hands in his lap, waiting patiently for Rufus to finish.

As he waited, he felt his PHS vibrate in his pocket. He took it out and answered it quickly once he saw who the call was coming from.

"Hello, Tseng?" he said, hoping he didn't sound to eager. After what he had just experienced, he needed to talk to someone sane.

"Good morning, Cloud," he heard the man's smooth voice respond. The cadet smiled lightly.

"I apologize for not seeing you off this morning," Tseng said regretfully. Cloud shook his head even though there was no way the other man could see the action.

"Oh it's okay, Tseng! Don't worry about it." He didn't want the Turk to feel guilty over something like that.

"Very well then," he replied. "How are you doing? Let me know if someone is troubling you."

"I'm doing okay, but…" he paused, debating on whether to tell Tseng about what happened earlier. He glanced over at Rufus and decided that he'd tell him later.

"I need to talk with you tonight, if that's okay?" the blond added.

"Of course, Cloud. I will be available until one thirty today so please call me if you have any concerns before then."

"Ok I will. Thanks, Tseng," he said softly.

He ended the call and resumed waiting for Rufus to finish. The vice president suddenly hung up on whoever he was talking to and tossed his phone across the room in a rage.

"That fucking ginger always has to fuck something up!" he spat. Rufus then turned his sharp blue irises on Cloud.

"What happened?" he said, trying to mask his nervousness and fear.

Rufus scowled. "That moron Reno got himself hospitalized and caused damage to the school."

Cloud could only imagine what could have happened. Wasn't the Turk just supposed to help in a kindergarten class? How'd he end up in the hospital before noon?

"It seems like I'm going to have to pay for the damages," the older blond said.

"Is he going to be okay?" Cloud asked. Rufus shrugged his shoulders.

"Probably, but he won't be after we get done with him," he said with a sadistic smirk.

"W-we?" Cloud stuttered.

Rufus nodded. "Yes. It's our job to punish those who are causing trouble in their workplaces."

"What are we supposed to do to them?" the young cadet- turned- president asked.

Rufus smirked.

"What do you think should happen to him?" he asked slyly.

"Well, I think it depends on what he did," Cloud answered.

"I see. Well he was very disrespectful to the teacher and said some very inappropriate things around the children."

Cloud thought about it before he said, "How about he gets a deduction from his pay and apologizes to the teacher and class." He thought that sounded reasonable and appropriate.

Rufus's smiled suddenly widened before he was in laughing. He held his sides and wiped a tiny tear from his eyes.

"Oh, Cloud! That was rich!"

The cadet frowned and slumped back into his seat. He had thought it was a really good idea.

"That's not going to work on someone like Reno. He needs to be reminded of his place," he said with a gleam in his eye.

"Then what are we going to do?" Cloud said, almost too afraid to ask.

"I have an idea, but I'm going to need your help," Rufus said, his tone laced with ill intent.

Props if you got the Loki reference :D