Kitty: hi guys! Guess who just graduated?!

Penguin: I'm guessing it was...you?

Kitty: YES! I'M NOW A FANTABULOUS FRESHMAN!

Eastin: [ mutters ] more like a fantabulous four year old...

Kitty: [ whacks him in the head ] don't be such a sour pussy!

Penguin: what's a-

Kitty and Eastin: if you don't know, then nevermind.

Tamaki: can we just get started?

Kitty: sure! But I think we're going to do a few requests today. I've got some pretty short ones. Anyways...this request is from mollo pear.

Hi there!
Okay, before my request I just want to say how funny this is right, on to business:

Can you please do a Hitacest smut scene TANK YOU!

Hikaru: [ wiggles eyebrow seductively ]

Kaoru: [ crawls onto his lap ]

Kitty: wow! I'm glad you think this is- [ interrupted by sloppy sounds of making out and moaning ] GET A ROOM, FUCKTARDS!

Kaoru and Hikaru: [ run off to the closet and slam the door ]

Kitty: [ snaps fingers, lock appears on door ]

Penguin: is there anything else?

Eastin: but of course. [ goes to fetch other requests, comes back with nothing ]

Kitty: um...where did you go?

Eastin: your room.

Kitty: YOU WENT IN MY ROOM?!

Penguin: ooh, boy, you better run.

Eastin: [ starts running ]

Kitty: [ chases him, throwing ninja stars ]

Penguin: maybe I should have mentioned I have all the requests in my pocket? [ takes one out ] this is from NightWish234:

How about another beach scene? only this time its on one of the hosts private beaches and haruhi actually gets to have some fun? with none of the 'princesses' around

Haruhi: what does she mean by 'have some fun'?

Penguin: you'll find out soon enough, I'm sure.

~at the beach~

Kitty: EASTIN, I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!

Penguin: start running.

Eastin: [ runs for his fucking life ]

Kitty: [ chases, holding a chain saw ]

Penguin: um...anyways, down to business! [ snaps fingers, beach house appears ] Haruhi, go have sex.

Haruhi: wh-what?!

Penguin: you heard me. Take a host in there and make love to him.

Haruhi: I don't understand...

Penguin: go...make...love...to...a...host! [ grins happily ]

Haruhi: do I have to?

Penguin: go have a fantabulous foursome or something!

Kitty: [ magically appears by his side ]

[ all the hosts and Eastin and Penguin appear behind a curtain ]

Kitty: choose YOUR three players today! Boy number one is-

Haruhi: I choose one, four, and five.

Kitty: um...you pick...Mori senpai, Hunny senpai, and Kyoya senpai!

Haruhi: [ smirks ] let's go, boys. [ goes into beach house ]

Kyoya, Mori, and Hunny: [ follow happily ]

Kitty: do we have anything else?

Penguin: well, yeah, somewhere...but I left the reviews in my other swim trunks.

Eastin: it's okay, I got 'em!

Penguin: ...you went through my clothes?!

Kitty: ooh, boy, you better run.

Eastin: [ starts running ]

Penguin: [ throws fish at him ]

Kitty: well alright then. I think that's- [ cut off by a low moan from the beach house ] Jesus Christ. [ bangs on window ] shut up, sluts! Anyways, that's all we have time for, since the rest of my reviews are currently being scattered across the beach. [ looks to Eastin, who is dropping all the reviews ] God, I wish he had just stayed at home when I came here from America. Thanks for reading, and don't forget to request! Byee~!