Kitty: hello, darlings~! We're back!
Penguin: [ beating the shit out of Eastin ]
Kyoya: ...what's bird man's problem?
Kitty: [ giggles ] he's still mad that Eastin went through his clothes. Anyways, I have some great news! Now that it's summer, I'll be doing a 30-day one-shot challenge! I'm looking for the best and the brightest requests on pairings, ratings, topics, anything! Just PM me and I'll be sure to give creds to the topic/pairing/rating chooser.
Penguin: [ panting and growling angrily ]
Eastin: C-Caspyr, get this psycho off of me!...
Kitty: no can do, little dude. I have a request to announce. This person decided not to be named, which is totally fine. If you would rather not have your username posted, fine by me. Anyways, the request!
Hello! Luv the way you write, and your story is hilarious! (Big fan). So yeah I read your latest chapter and decided I really wanted to ask if I could suggest anything.
Mines pretty simple so yeah... Please don't say this dare is from me... I'm quite shy despite what some think.
1: Luv pairing Kitty&Kyoya :3 Kitty... You have to spin the wheel of fortune but not with characters but with these 'Bed, Makeout session', 'Strip' or 'H*** kiss' and Kitty and Kyoya have to do one of these together, NO BACKING OUT!
If it's number 1 then you decide how you'll do it.
If it's 2 then Kitty has to strip down to her underwear (black and silver just to turn Kyoya on) and bra in front of Kyoya in a hole, then you decide what happens from there.
Now if it's 3 Kitty and Kyoya have to do this major kiss scene, u know, Kyoya pins her against the wall and kisses her neck roughly. All that s***!
Kitty: I'm so glad you enjoy my writing! It's pretty amateur, so these comments just make my day!
Kyoya: [ having a panic attack ]
Kitty: [ smirks innocently ] what's the matter, Ootori? Afraid to see me naked again?
Everyone but Kyoya and Kitty: AGAIN?!
Kitty: well yeah, but it was for medical reasons. It doesn't count.
Kyoya: I thought we agreed never to speak of it.
Kitty: IT WAS A DARK DECEMBER EVENING... [ stares off into space as she tells story ]
Kyoya: here we go... [ sighs ]
Kitty: I was in the foyer, playing the pocky game with Eastin. He left the room to go get some tea, so I went upstairs to go get into my pajamas. Ootori was in the guest bedroom and heard me slip at the top of the steps. I landed on my back and my head. Since then I haven't been completely sane.
Tamaki: we know.
Kitty: [ whimpers ] anyways...Ootori here had to strip off my kimono to make sure I didn't have a broken spine. I didn't know because I was unconscious.
Kyoya: [ blushing uncontrollably ]
Kitty: [ giggles ] anyways, let's get back to the request! [ snaps fingers, Wheel of Intimacy appears ]
Kyoya: please don't make me.
Kitty: too late! Tamaki, would you do the honors of spinning the wheel?
Tamaki: [ too busy pouting to notice ]
Kitty: fine. Ootori, get over here. You're spinning.
Kyoya: [ shakily spins the wheel ]
[ wheel lands on option 2 ]
Kitty: [ giggling ] alright, boys, this is the one chance you get to see me in my underwear, so take pictures. It'll last longer.
Hosts and Penguin: [ whip out their phones ]
Kitty: so about this 'hole' thing...did [insert reviewer's username here] mean that I was in the hole? Because that's how I interpreted it...if not, just yell at me through PM, okay? [ snaps fingers, small hole appears in the ground ]
Kyoya: [ watches intensely ]
Kitty: [ jumps down into the hole, takes off uniform slowly ]
Hosts and Penguin: [ snap thousands of pictures ]
Kyoya: [ slowly slides down into the hole next to her ]
Kitty: you're still a bastard, ya know, but hey. I'm not one to disappoint my fans. [ blows kisses to imaginary fans ]
Kyoya: I don't want to do this either. [ obviously lying ]
Kitty: [ smirks ] a little birdy told me you like black and silver, huh?
Kyoya: [ presses his lips forcefully against Kitty's ] shut up...
Tamaki: [ watches, mouth watering ]
Hunny: [ watches the cake on the table next to the hole, mouth watering ]
Penguin: [ watches jealously ]
Kyoya: [ forces her up against a wall ]
Kitty: [ accidentally moans ]
Kyoya: [ smirks ] so you do enjoy this...
[ an hour and a half later ]
Kitty: [ puts on Kyoya's shirt and gets out of the hole ] that's all for today, guys! Thanks again for reading, and don't forget to request! Also don't forget that I'm looking for ratings/pairings/topics for the thirty day one-shot challenge I'm doing!
Kyoya: [ climbs out of the hole, red as a tomato ] Kitty, can I have my shirt back?
Kitty: no. Show off your little baby six-pack! [ grins ]
Kyoya: [ blushes even darker ]
Penguin: wrap it up already! [ gives Kyoya a death glare ]
Kyoya: er, um...
Kitty: bye bye! See you next update!