"Seriously? You've NEVER heard of a tamagotchi?"

"I think you're just making up words as you go."

"No it's a real thing."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Naruto then began to pounder deep in thought.

"How's that thinking going?"
"Honestly, it hurts. I'm so confused."
"About?"
"Well, this is for our literature class right?"
"Yeah?"

"So why are we talking about it, in our math class?"
Turns out they actually had a lot of classes together. Lit, math and gym while the other half of there classes they didn't share. Which Sasuke didn't mind. He was glad to even have these many classes with the blond. He made things WAY more interesting.

"Come to think about it, why am I talking to you? Didn't your girlfriend push me into a locker and throw away my Gameboy?"

"She's not my girlfriend."
"Say what you like but I don't think you have much of a choice." He then looked at the table behind Sasuke where Karin was keeping a careful eye on them. "Seriously I'm convinced that one day she's gonna rape you."

"Don't even joke about that." He shivered.

"I wasn't." he then looked Sasuke dead in the eyes and seemed once again lost in thought. Sasuke gave him a smug look.

"Like what you see?"
Naruto snorted and gave him a friendly nudge.

"Teme. I was just thinking about how odd you are."
"Odd?"
"Yeah, like how the hell is it we get along so well? You're nothing like me."
"Oh? You sure about that?"
"What makes you think we're not?"
True he liked talking with the boy, but he didn't want to become too close. He didn't want people to find out he was becoming friends with a geek.

"We'll, we're both boys."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Why thank you captain obvious. Where would I be without you?"

Sasuke couldn't help but smile a little. What could be say? The blond had this amazing gift of spreading that contagious smile of his.

"Probably dead in a ditch."

"I think I could survive."

"Narutooo…"

Naruto turned around to his whining friend.

"Yes Kiba?"
"I can't believe you're cheating on me." Kiba pretended to wipe a tear.

Sasuke was a little taken aback. He was kidding right?

"Now now Kiba you know you're my one and only."
Sasuke frowned. Why didn't he like where this was going?

"You mean it?"
"Of course." He then raised his hand in the air in a dramatic way. "Until the ends of time!"

"Oh Naruto!"

Kiba lunged at him and they could hear some girls squealing in the background. Sasuke on the other hand was shaking and the pencil in his hand snapped into two.

"Kiba, Naruto, stop missing with the crazy fan girls with your over the top bromance fan servicing."

Sasuke's world seemed to of stopped. Bromance? His world then left out a big breath of air. Kiba pouted.

"I can't help it. I get jealous whenever Naruto makes friends with someone other than me." Kiba smiled up at Naruto "We've been friends for life. And I'm going to stay his number one friend until the day we die."
"Yeah well your friendship is being mistaken as something off of a Shonen Ai series."

"…I don't think we're close enough yet..." Kiba whispered loudly as Naruto lowered his head to listen then nodded agreeing.

Shino twitched.

"The point isn't to make them think wild yaoi fantasy's!"

"Uuuh, yes it is." They both commented at the same time while Kiba was still embraced by Naruto.

"We like missing with peoples heads."
"Yeah!" Kiba pumped his fits in the air. "Plus-" he then gave suggestive eyebrows "The chicks totally dig it."

Shino buried his face in his hands. Kiba…that moron.

"Ah-hem."

The boys then looked up to see their math teacher. But they didn't move really. After all, they were quite comfy.

"Yeees?"
The mischief boys grinned at her. She snarled.

"I don't care what it is you're doing, but stop it. You're distracting the class."

"Can't help it that I'm beautiful."

Naruto commented as he ran his fingers through his hair and flicked it at the end.

"Uzamaki I sincerely doubt your 'looks' had anything to do with it."
"Owch."

Naruto pretended to be hurt as he placed his index finger on his lip as though it were burned.

"And you, Kiba, you're not a dog. Get up."
Kiba did as he was told and sat in his seat before she turned around to continue her lecture.

"Sigh, I miss your warm embrace already, my dear friend."

"Don't worry Kiba-" he then leaned back in his seat and ran a finger down one of Kiba's checks "there is always time to be close to one another…when where alone."

The girls squealed once again. Sasuke twitched but then heard something. He turned around to face Shino. Looked like he wasn't the only one with a broken pencil.

"Do they seriously do this-?"
"EVERY math class? Yes. Most the girls here only have this class with them. So they abuse the hell out of it."

"Only in math class?"
"Well, sometimes in gym depending on the situation. But other than that no."

"What do you mean by-"

"You'll find out soon enough."

Sasuke looked back at the two. He could understand they were really close friends but…something about them being together bugged the shit out of him.

The bell ringed and it was odd. Sasuke never thought there were other boys in the school who could get a group of girls swooning over them. Well in this case they were kinda cheating and not using their looks alone. Turns out they really were yaoi crazed. …whatever yaoi was. Sasuke then began scribbling something down, but the page was immediately ripped out.

"To protect your virgin eyes I recommend you DON'T look that up."

Shino commented before walking away with the piece of paper. Sasuke stood their baffled. Why the hell couldn't he look it up? NO ONE told an Uchiha what to do!

Oh dear god what was he thinking? Why didn't he just listen to Shino instead of dashing to the library the minute lunch started to go look it up online? He was disturbed…and yet he couldn't seem to pull away. It was like when you have to turn and look the minute you hear someone barfing. It's gross, but you looked anyways.

"Yeah they maybe close, but I don't think they're THAT close." Sasuke shivered at the thought. No. Just, no. He then logged off his computer. He didn't need to see anymore, he got the rough idea.

"Hey Teme! What'cha looking at?"

Sasuke jolted and thanked GOD he already shut down the webpage.

"Nothing…"

Naruto puffed his checks and pouted.

"Teme, so are such a TERRIBLE liar."
Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"What are you doing here?"

"I always come here during lunch." He then smirked. "What are YOU doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at the cafeteria with the other cool kids?"
"I don't need to be with them ALL the time."
"Careful, they way think I'm corrupting you into our geeky ways." Naruto taunted as he crawled his fingers towards Sasuke's general direction.

Oh you have NO idea… Sasuke thought to himself.

"What do you do here?"
"Oh you know, geeky things. Read comics, hack codes, dress up as star wars characters."

Sasuke chuckled at his stereotypical joke.

"You would make a great chewbacca."

Naruto's eyes grew wide.

"You…you've actually SEEN star wars?"
"What? It's a classic."
Naruto just stood there blinking a few times. Sasuke frowned. Was admitting that too much?

"Dude, it's just a movie."

Naruto twitched and something snapped.

"Just a movie!?" he began waving his arms in the air "It's one of the greatest films of all time!"

"Yeah cause phantom menace was SO fantastic."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN PHANTOM MENACE WAS YOUR FAVORITE STAR WARS MOVIE!?"
"I NEVER said that…" he looked at him dully. "I was being sarcastic."

Naruto let out a big gulp of air.

"Oh, oh thank god…" he then placed his hand on his beating heart "For a second there I thought I was going to have to de-friend you."

"We're friends?"
Naruto shrugged.

"Sure, why not?"

Sasuke smiled. A friend… he then remembered something.

"Do you wanna come to my place after school?"