Kitty: Hell-o~!
Tamaki: welcome to the party! [ opens host club doors ]
[ everything is red, white, and blue and mini fireworks are shooting off everywhere ]
Penguin: where did you get the cute fireworks?
Kitty: I stocked up from the Weasley twins' shop! [ beams proudly ] ANYWAYS, I'm gonna go get the guests from the limo! [ skips off ]
Eastin: [ sets up alcohol table ] VIVA LA AMERICA!
Penguin: er, Eastin, I think you've had a little much to drink.
Eastin: [ hiccups ] shut up and kiss me! [ kisses him, giggling madly ]
Kitty: [ walks outside and sees the limo pull up ] MY GUESTS HAVE COME! [ opens the door for them ] welcome to Ouran, Izumi, Marcie, Cooper. We hope you enjoy your stay! [ shows them up to the party room ]
Penguin: [ straddling Eastin on the couch ]
Eastin: [ giggles madly ] looks like someone else has had a bit to drink, too!
Penguin: got that right. [ French kisses him ]
Kitty: [ walks in the door, freezes in shock ] er, Penguin, could we talk, please?!
Penguin: [ gets off of Eastin ] be back in a sec, babe. [ walks over to Kitty ] yes~?
Kitty: WHY WERE YOU JUST EATING MY BROTHER'S FACE?! YOU'RE GONNA SCARE OFF THE GUESTS!
Penguin: well hell-o ladies~~~
Kitty: do you not understand, or are you just stupid?
Penguin: er, both?
Kitty: [ groans ] baka. I'll show you guys around, but then you're free to do anything you please, alright? Just be back to the main music room by eight o'clock tonight. [ shows the guests around ]
Penguin: [ goes back to eating Eastin's face ]
Kyoya: [ sets up a new type of wheel for the event ]
~at seven o'clock~
Kitty: okay! I think that's everything! The party is going on all through this wing of the school, so you can go explore. Just remember to be back here by eight! [ lets the guests wander ]
Penguin: [ stumbles out of closet wearing only his boxers ] ey! Kitty, did you know how amazing your brother is in bed?
Kitty: ...what the fuck?
Tamaki: [ stumbles out of closet in only his boxers ] ey! Kitty, did you know how amazing Kyoya is in bed?
Kitty: ...oh my god.
(Short narrator part) By the time eight o'clock rolls around, everyone has had at least one drink and Eastin and Penguin have successfully mastered the forbidden love act, pulling Kitty into the middle of it. They now own their own table for hosting as the 'love square' group.
~le eight o'clock~
Kitty: well, it looks like all our guests are here, and all of the hosts are here, so let's get started! Nekozawa, roll the camera!
Penguin and Eastin: CAMERA?! [ take off each other's clothes and act like porn stars ]
Kitty: OH MY GOD, GIVE IT A BREAK! We're filming something else!
Kyoya: what are we filming, anyways?
Kitty: THE WHEEL OF FEARS!
Everyone except Kitty: WHAT?!
Kitty: well, yeah. Didn't you guys get curious when I asked you what your fears were?
Tamaki: I thought you just wanted to exploit that I'm afraid of Kyoya!
Kyoya: you're afraid of me? [ smirks evilly ]
Tamaki: N-NO! AM NOT! [ runs away ]
Kitty: Ootori! Quit being a dick! All hosts and guests to the stage, please!
[ hosts and guests come to the stage ]
Kitty: boy, Izumi, Cooper, Marcie...I'm sorry to have to do this to ya, but you wanted to come to the party so bad! So... [ snaps fingers, a wheel with all their faces appears along with thirteen doors ] behind each of these doors is each of our fears! Once your face is spun, you walk through a door and pray to God that it isn't your door!
Hunny: did you just say 'ours', Kitty chan?
Kitty: yeah! My fear is behind a door, too! Oh yeah! once a door has been gone through, you have to get to the other side of the room! There's a button that destroys the door when you come out!
Penguin: MY greatest fear is losing this hunk of hottie. [ gawks at Eastin ]
Kitty: shut up, okay?! [ spins the wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Tamaki's face ]
Tamaki: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH WHICH DOOR DO I GO THROUGH?!
Kitty: well, you can choose any door, but I would recommend the door three to the left. [ smirks ]
Tamaki: okay! [ runs through door ]
Kitty: [ chuckles darkly ] behind door number three is Tamaki's fear, naked Kyoya.
[ Tamaki screaming ]
Eastin: OOH KITTY KITTY KITTY LET ME CHANGE MY FEAR. I'M SCARED OF NAKED PENGUIN. KITTYYYYYYYY.
Kitty: Eastin, SHUT UP!
Tamaki: [ runs out of the room ]
[ the door explodes ]
Kitty: good job, Tamaki! Next up... [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Kaoru ]
Kaoru: [ walks through the first door ]
Kitty: behind door number one is Haruhi's fear, thunderstorms.
Kaoru: [ comes out a few minutes later, unfazed ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: next up! [ spins wheel again ]
[ wheel lands on Izumi ]
Kitty: pick your door!
Izumi: [ picks door number seven ]
Kitty: behind door number seven is Izumi's fear...cute things and jellyfish.
Izumi: [ comes out ten minutes later, shivering in fear ]
[ door explodes ]
Izumi: so...many...jellyfish...SO MANY!
Kitty: yeah, sorry about that...next! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Penguin ]
Penguin: [ goes through door number five ]
Kitty: behind door number five is Hikaru's fear, Tamaki and Haruhi getting married.
Penguin: [ comes out ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: next up! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Haruhi ]
Haruhi: well, my fear was already chosen.
Kitty: then this should be easy!
Haruhi: [ chooses door number two ]
Kitty: oh wait, I probably should have mentioned that Eastin's fear is thunderstorms too...
Haruhi: [ doesn't come out for a while ]
Mori: [ goes in after her, returns with her in his arms ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: sorry about that, Haru-huh?
[ Mori and Haruhi are making out ]
Kitty: ah, alright then...? [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Kyoya ]
Kyoya: [ goes through door number eight ]
Kitty: behind door number eight is Penguin's fear, admitting his feelings for Eastin.
Penguin: [ blushes darkly ]
Kyoya: [ comes out ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: next! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Mori ]
Mori: [ goes through door number ten ]
Kitty: behind door ten is Hunny senpai's fear, losing Mori senpai.
Mori: [ returns, crying ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: aww! So touching! Anyways, next up! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Cooper ]
Cooper: [ chooses door number four ]
Kitty: behind door number four is Cooper's fear, snakes and snails.
Cooper: [ comes out a couple minutes later, whimpering ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: sorry, Cooper... [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Marcie ]
Marcie: [ chooses door number nine ]
Kitty: behind door number nine is Marcie's fear, Tamaki and being the center of attention.
Tamaki: how could she hate MOI?!
Marcie: [ comes out, screaming ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: sorry bout that. [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Hunny ]
Hunny: [ chooses door number thirteen ]
Kitty: behind door number thirteen is Kyoya's fear, losing Tamaki to Haruhi.
Tamaki: eh?!
Hunny: [ skips out the door a few minutes later ]
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: next! [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Hikaru ]
Hikaru: [ chooses door number six ]
Kitty: behind door number six is Mori's fear, Hunny getting hurt.
Hikaru: [ comes out a few minutes later, crying ] so...touching...
[ door explodes ]
Kitty: ...anyways... [ spins wheel ]
[ wheel lands on Eastin ]
Eastin: [ chooses door number twelve ]
Kitty: behind door number twelve is Kaoru's fear, that Hikaru finds out his true feelings.
Kaoru: h-huh?!
Hikaru: what?!
Eastin: [ comes out in a few minutes ]
[ door explodes ]
Eastin: [ walks over to Kaoru, teary eyed ] I know the feel, bro.
Kitty: u-um, and that's all! Haha, we're all done here!
Penguin: no we're not. Kitty, what's your fear?
Kitty: n-nevermind... [ runs through door number eleven ] [ doesn't come out ]
Everyone else: who should go after her?
Kitty: [ screams in fear ]
(Short narration part) Inside the room, Kitty stood in the middle of a circle of people. They all faced her, holding guns. In the group was her closest friends, the hosts, even her brother. Her fear was that everyone secretly wanted her dead and that if they had the chance they would kill her. Of course she knew they were just holograms, but she could hear gunshots and she screamed. All she remembered was someone running in the room and swooping her up, pressing the button and rushing her out of the room. (Request via review/PM if you want to see a budding Kitty x ? relationship.)
Penguin: well...that's all for today...we'll be back in a while...don't forget to request!