I don't own Tenkai Knights!
...Or do I?
(I don't)
Tributon, Lydendor, and Valorn were getting their asses kicked by the corrupted. Dammit Guren and Gen, you better stop being dumb horny teenagers and come rescue us soon, Blondie thought before Vilius kicked him square in the nuts. Then the evil, yet adorable tenkai dude tried to hit Tributon in the face. The latter dodged and ran away, only to realize he had run into a dead end! Valorn and Gay-rainbow-guy were surrounded, and Lydendor was still lying on the ground, writhing in pain from the blow to his man parts. He was screwed. Vilius caught up to him. "I HAVE YOU NOW, TRIBUTON! PREPARE YOUR ANUS!" he declaimed evilly as he unsheathed his huge, black, blocky baloney pony.
Ceylan cowered in fear at the sight of Vilius' rod of lordly might. The hard, black plastic glittered in the sunlight like obsidian in candlelight. There was no way he would have sex with an evil robot thing with a giant, terrifying one-eyed wonder worm. And yet, he found him strangely attractive, because power is sexy. He bent over and presented his love slot. "My body is ready!"
"Damn right it is!" Vilius laughed evilly as he inserted his spunk trumpet into Tributon's fudge factory and took his virginity while Venetta watched.
A few minutes later, they all went back to their evil lair and took Tributon with them because his corn hole pleased their master.
"Oh, shit, dude, they kidnapped Ceylan! Like princess peach! I like video games!"
"Stop making awful video game references, you annoying sex bomb, we have to rescue Ceylan!"
"I used to not constantly talk about video games, then I took an arrow to-" Lydendor punched him in the mouth, and they followed the guys.
Meanwhile on Earth, as soon as the credits started rolling, Guren excitedly jumped onto Gen and started making out with him. He struggled to pull his pants down over his throbbing gristle, then he proceeded to undress Sasuke. Then they rubbed their genitals on each other for about six minutes. Afterwards, Guren put his pants back on and ventured downstairs to make Gen a sandwich.
Thanks for reading! Chapter 3 will be up sometime in the near future, unless I don't feel like writing chapter 3 in the near future, or I die or something.