(Drumroll for the winning pairing! *dun dun dun* KYOYA X KITTY!)
Kyoya: [ carries Kitty out of the room ]
[ door explodes ]
Tamaki: Kitty, are you okay?!
Kitty: [ trembling in fear ]
Kyoya: Eastin, help the guests to the limo. We have requests to do.
Eastin: [ salutes ] yessir! [ takes guests to the car ]
Kyoya: [ sits on the couch, hugging Kitty ]
Penguin: I suppose I shall take over requests, then! [ pulls request out of pocket ] this is from Karnevalfreak59.
Ok sooo i have about several requests for u
1:twincest for the win-twins get a smut scene
2:silent seduction- mori has to seduce tamaki's dad AND mom
3:i wanna be there - i want to know if i can join in on some of the dares and u can call me renee if u do so
4:dont get mad at me-eisten and penguin smut scene *runs to a corner*dont hurt me
5:kyotama smut- label says it all
6:haruhi done this-lapdances for her dad
7:final jam time-u get to choose wat dirty deed hunny does as long as it involves nekozawa
Thats it for now ill be back with more soon and kitty plz make sure u pull out the wheel of intimacy with new features for he last one i requested
Hikaru: [ wiggles eyebrow seductively ]
Kaoru: [ practically tackles him ]
Penguin: [ shoves them into the closet ]
~in ze closet~
Hikaru: [ pins Kaoru to the wall ]
Kaoru: [ mewls like a slut ]
Hikaru: [ kisses him roughly ]
Kaoru: [ kisses back just as roughly ]
~outside ze closet~
Mori: [ comes out of the dressing room wearing just an apron ]
Hunny: [ tries to tackle him ]
Mori: [ shakes his head and leaves the room ]
Penguin: Mr. and Mrs. Suoh, please join Mori senpai in the hallway.
Mr. and Mrs. Suoh: [ follow Mori into the hallway ]
[ a few minutes later ]
Mr. and Mrs. Suoh: [ return, clothes half torn off ]
Mr. Suoh: I-I-I must be going...
Mori: [ walks in ] it worked.
Penguin: good job!
Renee: [ poofs into the room ]
Penguin: ah, welcome! Welcome to the host club!
Renee: pleasure to-
Penguin: EASTIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Eastin: [ comes out of the closet both literally and mentally ] Penguin, quit yelling!
Penguin: [ tackles him and kisses him ]
Eastin: [ moans into his mouth ]
Kyoya: Penguin...Penguin...PENGUIN!
Penguin: [ pulls away ] WHAT?!
Kyoya: she isn't talking. [ points to Kitty ]
Kitty: [ glares up at him ]
Penguin: then fix the problem! [ goes back to eating Eastin's face ]
Haruhi: Renee, you have to be joking...I'm NOT giving my father a lapdance!
Ranka: [ poofs up out of nowhere ] HARUHIIIIII! I'LL LET YOU BORROW MY WALLET!
Haruhi: ...play the music.
Ranka: YAYYYYYY!
Haruhi: [ forces her dad into a chair ]
Penguin: [ plays music ]
Haruhi: [ begins to give her father a lapdance ]
Hunny: Neko-chan? I'm supposed to do something dirty with Neko-chan?
Penguin: [ nods ] it's time to bring out the Wheel of Intimacy! Kitty, will you please poof it up?
Kitty: [ shakes head vigorously ]
Penguin: please?...
Kitty: [ shakes head ]
Penguin: then at least tell me where you keep it?
Kitty: [ whispers to Kyoya ]
Kyoya: she says that only she knows where it is, and that she'll poof it up on one condition.
Penguin: which is?
Kyoya: if she can quit.
Penguin: WHAT?!
Kyoya: I'm not too happy about it, either.
Penguin: whatever! We'll make a new wheel then! Kitty is NOT quitting! [ tries to put together a new wheel and fails ] UGH! We just won't use a wheel then! Hunny senpai, go make out with Nekozawa!
Hunny: but Renee requested-
Penguin: what do you want me to do?! Let her quit?!
Hunny: ...well, no...but...
Penguin: just PRETEND we spun a wheel, okay?
Nekozawa: [ pokes his head in the door ] hey, Tamaki told me to be here for something?
Penguin: that's right! You're going to make out with Hunny senpai!
Nekozawa: mm...don't mind if I do! [ dives on Hunny, kissing him ]
Kyoya: Kitty...you're gonna have to get off, I have to do that smut scene...
Kitty: [ whimpers and shakes her head ]
Penguin: We'll save that for next time. Don't let us forget, Renee!
Kyoya: [ nods ] alright.
Tamaki: aww! I wanted to kiss Kyoya today!
Kyoya: you'll have to wait. Thank you all for reading, and don't forget to request!