That took a while! Sorry! While I was gone I BOUGHT TENKAI KNIGHTS AND NOW I OWN IT JK no I don't PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!

Since it's been a couple months, a recap:

Guren and Gen watched The Nightmare Before Christmas and rubbed their genitals on each other, then Guren went to make Gen a sandwich. Meanwhile, Vilius made Ceylan his bitch (and Beni watched), and Taco and Chooki went to Vilius's evil lair to free their friend from sexy bondage.

Also, I've decided the soundtrack for this fic is "Legs" by PJ Harvey for the Guren/Gen parts, "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke for Vilius, and "Magnet" by Megurine Luka and Hatsune Miku for the Beni/Wakame. This author note is getting too long. Okay I'll stop now.

Beni was sitting in a diner and feeling lonely because seeing Vilius sex Tributon earlier reminded her that she had no one to love. Also she was a lesbian. Then the waitress brought her her drink. It was...Taco's hot sister!

"Here's your coffee...sexy," Taco's hot sister said flirtily.

Beni was surprised. Was her cute waitress ALSO a lonely lesbian looking for love? OF COURSE SHE WAS! "Thanks...we should have sex."

"Okay, my shift ends at six."

"Well that was easy."

At six…

Beni waited outside the diner. She had changed into a sexy red dress and stiletto heels. I don't mean she was wearing a dress and heels, she had actually CHANGED INTO a red dress and heels. She also had a double sided dildo and lube flavored lube in her purse, only her purse wasn't that big so half the dildo was sticking out the top.

Taco's hot LESBIAN sister clocked out, then took her clothes off and went outside. "Hi beautiful. Were you waiting long?"

"Not really. Let's go to my place." They got on the bus to go to Beni's apartment.

"By the way you look really cute I like your shoes."

"Thanks, you too, I like your boobies."

"Thanks. Are you cold? I'm kind of cold."

"No. It's probably just because you're naked."

"Yeah. Probably should've waited til we got there to undress. Didn't think that one through."

They got off the bus and went into Beni's place. She had a bed. They had sex on it.

Meanwhile at the legion of doom

Gen was about to fall asleep when he heard a loud scream coming from the kitchen. He quickly got dressed and ran downstairs. His mom was lying on the kitchen floor in a pool of blood.

He yelled "Mommy!" and ran to her side, but she was dead. Guren was standing over her body, also covered in blood, holding a steak knife and laughing evilly.

"Now noone can get between us my love!"

"WHAT?!"

"Let's have sex AGAIN!"

"Wha-I'm not gonna have sex with you you fucking psycho YOU JUST MURDERED MY MOM! Now who will make me cupcakes and sing me lullabies?" He hugged her corpse and started sobbing. Guren whipped out his dooflocky and started fapping using her blood as lube.

I could've made that irrelevant lesbian sex scene more detailed, but then I didn't. Sorry.