No soy dueno Tenkai Knights!

Lydendor and Valorn plowed through the wall of guards into the evil pleasure dungeon. There, Vilius sat upon the Orgy Throne, a great mass of naked bodies entwined in passionate lovemaking, for he was the dark lord of all things lustful and decadent. He sipped scotch mixed with cobra venom and semen from a florid goblet wrought from the bones of the innocent in the underground forges of Feliu by Livianus, son of Bonifatius, who imbued it with his madness before pickling himself to death. He was consumed by Gwythyr, who begat the goatman Amatus, who terrorized the people of Masovia for sixty long years, until his defeat at the hands of Anxo. Tributon was between his legs, pleasing his master's fuck ferret.

"Ceylan! We're here to rescue your ass! Literally!" Lydendor divulged.

"My ass doesn't need rescue! Vilius is the great lord of the orgy throne and I want to spend my entire life pleasing my master's mayonnaise revolver because power is sexy!"

"Everything you just said was complete nonsense! What is a mayonnaise revolver just say penis dammit!"

"Come on Ceylan, you need therapy," Taco added, "and by that I mean you need to play Psychonauts, because therapists cost money and i already have a copy of Psychonauts."

Vilius suddenly threw the goblet at Valorn's face and said "THIS CONVERSATION BORES ME! I SHALL RAPE EVERYONE!"

Taco and teh blonde went "NOOOO!" at the same time.

Vilius had that one guy and other guy hold the two of them down and thrust his love truncheon into Valorn's stink tube while his boyfriend was forced to watch.

"No! Stop raping me!" shrieked Taco.

"Stop raping him!" Blonda implored, but he couldn't do anything else becase he was being held down by other guy.

"NO I'M GONNA KEEP RAPING HIM!"

"Ow my stinktube! WHY!"

"I implore you to reconsider!" blodita implored again.

"OK."

"Well that was easy."

"HA HA HA NOT REALLY! I'M GOING TO RAPE ALL OF YOU!" He gestured toward all the minions surrounding the orgy throne. "EVERYBODY LINE UP I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"

"OH GOD HE'S STILL RAPING ME AND IT HURTS!"

The minions cheered and lined up against the wall with their butts out so their master could have their way with them like he did every thursday and monday and on all eight days of hanukkah. "Rape me first master!" Ceylan begged like a bitch. "I long for your mighty phallus!"

Vilius slapped him in the face. "YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN BITCH! EVERYBODY'S BOSCO BOULEVARD SHALL BE RAPED!" He removed his front butt from Taco's badonkadonk and started raping that one guy.

"Master, what should I do?" asked the other guy, who still had Lydendor in half nelson.

"I WILL RAPE HIM LAST! GO PUT HIM ON THE TREE OF WOE SO HE CAN CONTEMPLATE AND THEN GET IN THE RAPE LINE! EVIL LAUGH!"

Then the other guy started dragging a screaming blondie out to the tree of woe. "No! Don't rape me! What does condomplate mean? What did you do to Ceylan's brain you sick bastard?! HOW DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH STAMINA TO RAPE THIS MANY PEOPLE IN A ROW?!"

A/N I know what you're thinking, but it's actually safe to drink cobra venom as long as you don't have open wounds in your mouth or organs, it will pass safely through you without getting into your bloodstream and also make you feel like you're an awesome supervillain! There's a restaurant in Vietnam where you can drink the venom and eat the cobra's STILL BEATING HEART! The reason Vilius wants to take over Earth is so he can take over Vietnam and eat cobras and have sex with little asian boys.