"Dope-" Sasuke hissed in embarrassment "I said I was fine."
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
Sasuke groaned as Naruto continued to make Sasuke lean against him by having one of his arms around Sasuke's sides, and Sasuke's arm wrapped around Naruto's neck for support.
"I can not believe you actually used a gone with the wind reference."
"Huh, is that where's it from? I didn't know that. Heck I don't think I've ever heard of 'gone with the wind'. What's it about?"
"It's an old romance movie done around the 1940's."
"Ah."
Ironically the wind then blew by. Sasuke coughed. Awkwaaaard…
"So what's the big plan? We gonna hammer down and study or-"
"Study."
Naruto pouted.
"Well your no fun."
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Dope."
"Teme!"
"Hello-"
Itachi slowed down his car behind the boys so they won't notice him.
"And what do we have here?"
He commented as he noted the boy's arm around Sasuke and Sasuke was actually allowing the man to still live. How…interesting. Itachi smirked. He was gonna have a lot of fun with this…
"Why hello, would you like some candy?"
Naruto turned to see a man in a black sexy sports car. Naruto looked like a child looking through the windows of a toy store.
"Only if that means I get to be in that sexy car…"
"Naruto snap out of it!" Sasuke shook Naruto before glairing at the man. "And you!" he then pointed at him. "Have you no shame!?"
"What? I'd take a cutie like him home any day."
"That's kidnapping!"
"Kidnapping is such a nasty word, I prefer the term "Forcibly inviting over"."
"It's the same god damn thing!"
Naruto chuckled. He normally wouldn't jump into someone's car, but since he looked so much like Sasuke, he had a hunch it was someone related to him.
"No seriously, come on in, I'll give you two a lift."
"Like hell we'd get in a car with you!"
"Tsk, you're right. You would much rather continue showing off you love and affection towards on another in pubic."
"…" Sasuke twitched. "Naruto get in the car."
"Huh? But Sasuke-"
"GET IN THE CAR!"
Itachi was having one hell of a time holding back his laughter. He really enjoyed messing with Sasuke way too much…
"Drive you bastard! Drive!"
And with that drove the two boys to their place.
"…"
"You a fish out of water?"
Could you blame him? His house was HUGE! All he had was a small little apartment that he shared with Jiriya, his pervy old godfather who wrote porn for a living.
"Don't just stand there, come on!"
Naruto shook his head like a wet dog and followed the two inside.
As Naruto was taking off his shoes he couldn't help but notice Sasuke's brother staring at him. He turned to Sasuke and whispered.
"What's his problem?"
Sasuke sighed.
"I don't often bring people home with me so-"
Naruto's eyes widened and he smiled. Sasuke twitched. "The hell's YOUR problem?"
"Heh, makes me feel special knowing I'm the first."
Sasuke blushed a little. The way he said that…just sounded wrong…
Itachi smirked. This was better than what he had expected. Sasuke didn't just bring over a friend, but a possible 'best' friend.
"Sooo, how did you two meet?"
"Hm? Oh we have a class project together."
"Oh?"
"Yeah! It's on-!"
Sasuke then covered Naruto's mouth and glared at Itachi. He would NEVER hear the end of it from him if he found out. Slightly annoyed Naruto did what any ornery child would of done. He licked Sasuke's fingers. Shocked and embarrassed Sasuke exploded pink and pulled his hand away from Naruto's dangerous lips. He could not believe he actually did that! Naruto glimpsed back and burst out laughing.
"Dude the look on your face! Priceless!"
Now Sasuke was just pissed. How DARE he!
"Aw, did I anger you?"
"Imma fucking kill you!"
"Now now, you don't REALLY want to kill your friend now do you? After all, who knows what you might get in return…"
Then it dawned on him. Oh yeah, if Naruto stayed long enough and Itachi saw him as Sasuke's friend, he could get his gaming privileges back! Naruto how ever was thinking something else entirely and blushed. What did Itachi mean by that? It sounded…kinda dirty… he glanced up at him. The way he had raised his eyebrows suggestively and smirking was not helping either…
"Why don't you two work on your projects upstairs in your room?"
Naruto smiled and was about to head upstairs- until Sasuke pulled him back by the collar.
"Because WE are staying DOWN here to do it."
Naruto pouted and crossed his arms. Why couldn't they do it in Sasuke's room? Was it because…there was something Sasuke was hiding from him? Naruto could help but let the smallest smirk curl on his lips. What could it be? Could it be it was messy? Nah. Unless Sasuke's underwear was everywhere…sexy undies? Thong? Naruto snorted as he tried picturing Sasuke in a frilly pink thong. Less likely, but it did leave a nice image in his head.
"Dope, what's so funny?"
"What'cha hiiiiding from me?"
Sasuke frowned.
"None of your damn beez wax."
Naruto raised a brow. Poor Sasuke. He should have just told him. Once Naruto was determined to do something, there was nothing on the face of the Earth that could possibly stop him from achieving his goal.
Sasuke had ended up dragging him to the dining room table and began pulling out his books from his backpack. Naruto however just sat across from him, which caused Sasuke to twitch.
"You gonna do something?"
"Hmm, nope." Naruto smiled. "I'm head of YOU now. YOU are the one who needs to keep up." Now Sasuke was twitching severely which only made Naruto's smile grow. "So if you need any help…feel free to ask me."
"LIKE HELL I'LL ASK YOU FOR HELP!"
Naruto burst out laughing. Oh yeah, this was gonna be fun.
Or so he thought. Now he was just bored.
"Teme-" Naruto whined "I'm bored!"
"We just got started!"
"And now I'm boooooored!"
"Read a book."
Naruto pouted as he rested his chin on the table.
"I said I was bored not 'I need something to put me to sleep'." Sasuke rolled his eyes and Naruto sighed. "Welp, Imma go look for the bathroom then." And got up and left the room. Sasuke sighed. Man Naruto was a hand full. He leaned back. But…he wasn't bad either. He was certainly entertaining… he smiled as he recalled all the time they had spent together. He was also a bit troublesome. Now Sasuke was frowning. Wait, did he seriously just leave Naruto alone? Sasuke eyes widened and bolted out of his seat.
"NARUTOO!"
He yelled as he ran up the stairs. He better not be where he thought he was-!
"Holy shit Teme." Naruto commented as he looked at the room before him. "You…are such a geek!"
Sasuke's world shattered. He saw it. He saw his room!
"Dude! You even have the figuring's!"
Naruto walked into his room and Sasuke began to panic.
"DOPE! GET OUT!"
"Is that a poster of the first Star Trek movie?!" he then leaned in "Oh my god! It's even signed!"
"GET OUT!"
"Daaaw~! You even have a little lego Stargate on your desk! Oooh! And Star Wars bed sheets!"
Sasuke buried his head in his hands in shame.
"All this place is missing is a doctor whooves plushie…"
"God someone shoot me…"
Naruto turned around and smiled at him.
"Teme, there is NOTHING wrong with being a geek. I mean, look at me!"
Sasuke did and was mortified.
"Oh dear god, WHY!?"
Naruto twitched.
"Heey…"
"I wanna die."
"Oh no you don't, you emo."
Sasuke sighed.
"Now you know my secret."
Naruto looked around the room. He had to hand it to Sasuke. It was an awesome geek room. Infact, he was kinda jealous.
"You gonna blackmail me or-?"
"Huh? With what?" implicating he would
Sasuke looked at him dully.
"Dude, if people found out about this, my reputation would be ruined."
"…so?"
"SO!?"
Naruto sighed.
"Look there really isn't anything wrong with being a geek. In fact, it's kinda awesome." Sasuke groaned as Naruto continued. "There's comic cons, sci-fi conventions, gaming, online gaming-"
"I know."
"So what's there to be ashamed of?"
"You're not popular, you wouldn't understand."
"I guess you're right, I don't. I don't see the benefits of not being able to be who you are and hiding it from the rest of the world."
"THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TRYING TO TELL HIM!"
Both boys jolted.
"Itachi you bastard…"
Naruto chuckled.
"See, even HE agrees with me!"
Sasuke smack himself on the forehead and let his hand slide down his face. This was going to be a loooong day.
Just then it started raining outside.
"What the hell?"
"It was so nice out too…" Naruto pouted. "And I forgot my damn umbrella at home too…"
Itachi smirked.
"Ah no, you are not going out with weather like that."
"Huh? But I got to go home."
"No, you need to spend the night."
A VERY long day…